February 22, 2006

Klein's Bar Fight.

Klein Denies Nightclub Scuffle

Christian Klein yelled "Red Bull for everybody... it's on me!" A weak cheer went up from the people gathered around the bar.

As he drained another can of the energy drink, he noticed a dark figure sitting in the corner of the bar. Disengaging himself from the pneumatic blonde that had wrapped herself around his arm, Klein stood and walked over. "You're not drinking, friend. Here," he said, putting a Red Bull on the table. "Enjoy, it's good for you."

"...it gives you wings," quoted the seated the dark man. "It gave YOU a drive. How good could it be?"

Klein, confused, said "Uhm... uhh... er...."

"Just give away cans of the stuff, and everybody'll love you, right?" The dark figure viciously swept the can off his table and stood. "Meanwhile, real drivers lose out when your boys buy up all the teams. And they still gave you a ride... their own Austrian ubermench, that's you."

"Uhh... I think I'll be going now," said Klein.

"Scuderia Torro Rosso, what the h*ll sort of name is that? You idiots took away the last chance I had to drive in F1, and now you want to give me a can of your precious energy drink? Pfaugh," spat the dark man. "I'll show you energy. I'll show you how a real driver works."

"Wait, I know you... you're..."

Klein never saw the fist that decked him, or the kicks that made his ribs groan, or the blows that broke his hands.

The next morning, Klein awoke, wondering how he'd explain this to his superiors. Then he saw his face in the mirror, and knew it just got more difficult. There, on his forehead, was carved the letter "Z."

Baumgartner was back... and he was angry.

Posted by: Wonderduck at 08:26 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 For real????? Zsolt's back?

If not, I love the scenario! Bravo!

Posted by: Mallory at February 24, 2006 12:12 PM (wZLWV)

2 Oh, I could only hope that Zsolt Almighty was back. Alas, it doesn't seem to be the case. But it does explain what happened to Klein.

Except for the "Z" on the forehead.

I've actually written Zsolt (via his website), wondering what's going on with his career. If I hear back, I'll let you guys know!

Posted by: Wonderduck at February 24, 2006 06:20 PM (y6n8O)

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