May 26, 2018

F1 Quals: Monaco 2018

Another beautiful day in the Principality, all sun and blue skies and yachts in the harbor.  And a bunch of loud F1 cars driving through the streets.  Here's the provisional grid for the 2018 Monaco Grand Prix:

Pos
Driver Car Q1 Q2 Q3
1 Smiley Ricciardo Red Bull Racing
1:12.013 1:11.278 1:10.810
2 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1:12.415 1:11.518 1:11.039
3 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:12.460 1:11.584 1:11.232
4 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari 1:12.639 1:11.391 1:11.266
5 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes 1:12.434 1:12.002 1:11.441
6 False Esteban! Force India Mercedes 1:13.028 1:12.188 1:12.061
7 LeMans Alonso McLaren Renault 1:12.657 1:12.269 1:12.110
8 Carlos Sainz Renault 1:12.950 1:12.286 1:12.130
9 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes 1:12.848 1:12.194 1:12.154
10 Pierre Ghastly Toro Rosso
1:12.941 1:12.313 1:12.221
11 Nico Hulkenberg Renault 1:13.065 1:12.411
12 Stoffelwaffle McLaren Renault 1:12.463 1:12.440
13 Sergey Sir Otkin Williams Mercedes 1:12.706 1:12.521
14 Charles AMX-30 Sauber Ferrari 1:12.829 1:12.714
15 Lettuce Grosjean Haas Ferrari 1:12.930 1:12.728
16 Brendon Hartley Toro Rosso
1:13.179

17 Sony Ericsson Sauber Ferrari 1:13.265

18 Pleasant Stroll Williams Mercedes 1:13.323

19 DP Magnussen Haas Ferrari 1:13.393


You may notice that there's only 19 cars shown, instead of 20.  DH Verstappen did it again, wrecking in Practice 3, breaking his front suspension and damaging his gearbox in the process.  Red Bull could not get his car repaired in time for Quals, and so he'll start at the Steward's discretion.

Which has got to be a blow to the team, because his partner in crime, Smiley Ricciardo, turned in the fastest lap ever around Monaco to take pole.  I'd like to point out that ten years ago Felipe Massa's pole speed was 1:15.787.  Even the slowest qualifier this year was almost 2.5 seconds faster than that.  Anyway, Red Bull had owned the race weekend, finishing 1-2 in every session thus far, and were expected to do so in quals.  No such luck.  I'm beginning to wonder if what we're seeing nowadays is what DH Verstappen is... crash-happy and quick to blame others.

Much can happen between now and the end of the race, but it sure is lookin' good for Ricciardo.  F1U! will follow along sometime afterwards... got the Indy 500 to look at too!  See ya.

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May 23, 2018

F1 on The ESPNs: Monaco 2018

Monaco.


To your common American, the word conjures up images of impeccably tailored men gambling away fortunes in the Casino while impossibly beautiful women try to catch their eye.  International spies lurk in every corner, camouflaged by supercars idling in the French Riviera night.  

To your common Formula 1 fan, it means "oh god I hope it rains."  There would be no way the sport would be racing on the streets of Monaco if the race was proposed today.  Too narrow, too unsafe, too small.  But yet, every year, here we are:

And we as fans love it.  It's the counter-American type of racing.  Here, we go for monster high-banked ovals or 500 mile long races.  Last year, the two worlds came together when Fernando Alonso and McLaren took a run at the Indianapolis 500, and former F1 driver Takuma Sato won the race.

No such luck this year... Alonso will be driving at LeMans, for example... but it really is the greatest day for auto racing in the year, Sunday is.  Monaco, Indy, then Charlotte for the Coca-Cola 600.  But it all starts at the tiny little constitutional monarchy with a nice harbor.

ESPN has done us good this time 'round... here's the schedule
Thursday
Practice 1: 4a - 530a, live on ESPN2
Practice 2: 8a - 930a, live on ESPN2
Friday
...is traditionally an off day so the rich people can get out of town before the noise arrives.
Saturday
Practice 3: 5a - 630a, live  on ESPNews (be careful here... there are conflicting reports)
Quals: 8a - 930a, live on ESPN2
Sunday
2018 Grand Prix of Monaco: 8a - 11a, live on ESPN, the real deal.  There's also a replay on ABC in the afternoon.

So there's your weekend!  Get comfy, order a deep-dish pizza, and enjoy the racing!  F1Update! will be along afterwards... I promise.

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May 15, 2018

Until Further Notice

Due to ongoing joint problems vis a vis my hip, I'm really unable to spend enough time in front of my computer at home to do writeups.  I'm working on that, of course, but right now it just hurts too much to spend the two hours or so it takes.


A doctor's appointment is a week from friday... it would have been sooner, but he's on vacation... so hopefully that'll shake something loose.

Of course, if something big occurs, I'll show up to pontificate... I'm still a fan, after all.  Oh, and Spain was a Lewis Hamilton Special... he ran away and hid for the entire race.  Never any doubt in my mind, that's for sure.

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May 12, 2018

F1 Quals: Spain 2018

A threat of rain hung over the circuit as the clock began its countdown on "GoFast Day" at Barcalounger.  It never came, but the qualifying result was interesting nevertheless... here's the provisional grid for the 2018 Grand Prix of Spain:


Pos
Driver Car Q1 Q2 Q3
1 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:17.633 1:17.166 1:16.173
2 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes 1:17.674 1:17.111 1:16.213
3 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1:17.031 1:16.802 1:16.305
4 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari 1:17.483 1:17.071 1:16.612
5 DH Verstappen Red Bull Racing
1:17.411 1:17.266 1:16.816
6 Smiley Ricciardo Red Bull Racing 1:17.623 1:17.638 1:16.818
7 DP Magnussen Haas Ferrari 1:18.169 1:17.618 1:17.676
8 Fernando Alonso McLaren Renault 1:18.276 1:18.100 1:17.721
9 Carlos Sainz Renault 1:18.480 1:17.803 1:17.790
10 Lettuce Grosjean Haas Ferrari 1:18.305 1:17.699 1:17.835
11 Stoffelwaffle McLaren Renault 1:18.885 1:18.323
12 Pierre Ghastly Toro Rosso Honda 1:18.550 1:18.463
13 False Esteban! Force India Mercedes 1:18.813 1:18.696
14 Charles AMX-30 Sauber Ferrari 1:18.661 1:18.910
15 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes 1:18.740 1:19.098
16 Nico Hulkenberg Renault 1:18.923

17 Sony Ericsson Sauber Ferrari 1:19.493

18 Sergey,  Sir Otkin Williams Mercedes 1:19.695

19 Pleasant Stroll Williams Mercedes 1:20.225


You'll note only 19 cars listed.  The 20th, Brendan Hartley's Toro Rosso, had a unfortunate vehicle/barrier interface right at the end of Practice 3 and the team could not get the car back together in time for Quals.

To be fair, the rear of the car was still attached until the workers picked it up.  THEN it fell off.

I'm not entirely sure how the two Mercs ended up on the front row, since at no time during the practice sessions or the other two Qualy periods did they look faster than the Ferraris.  Well, that and my DVR timed out with two minutes left in the session.  Apparently ESPN does not designate Formula 1 as "sports", thus not activating the automatic "extra hour" mode on my DVR.  Anyway, I've not seen the final runs of Q3 because of that.  I'm not gonna go out of my way to find 'em, either.  I'm grumpy that way.

So, an interesting grid for Sunday's race... let's see how it goes!

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May 11, 2018

F1 on ESPN2: Spain 2018

Finally, the Thundering Herd makes its way back to Europe and the real start of the F1 season.  This is when the teams begin to debut new parts, new wings, etc etc etc, so in theory we could have completely different results from the flyaway races.


Don't count on it, though.  Here's the track map for the 2018 Grand Prix of Spain.

That's just the way it is, somethings will never change.  Spain. Spain never changes.  Though they did resurface the track since last year so grip issues will be a possibility.  Or not.  It's hard to tell with these new cars.

We'll find out though... starting Saturday!
Saturday
Practice 3:  5a - 630a  live on ESPN2
Quals: 8a - 930a  live on ESPN2
Sunday
2018 Grand Prix of Spain: 730a - 10a  live on ESPN 2

Hopefully I'll have coverage afterwards.  See ya then!

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