As Seen On Texas Baseball Town!
A few days ago, friend Ben from Midnight Tease and his new Texas Baseball Town pointed out that my beloved Chicago Cubs had, of late, been making trades with his Texas Rangers, trades that have turned out fairly well for the Northsiders of late. Understanding that he's somewhat biased about these deals as a Rangers fan, he asked if I'd be willing to look at them from the other side. "Sure," I said, and he put it up at his place. Longtime Pond readers know that I'm a huge baseball fan, but I don't often write about it here... that's not what the Pond is about, after all... but it felt good to stretch my wings on a topic I haven't run into the ground. So here's the result of my turning my restrained, thoughtful style of writing towards baseball trades. Oh, and go visit TBT, will ya?
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Earlier today, I found myself at work when, from out of nowhere, our charming and delightful host here at the Wrigleyville South Baseball Blog popped up and asked if I'd like to write a little bit about the Arlington-Chicago pipeline. After asking "who are you and how did you get in here?" and calling security, I stepped into my office and locked the door behind me. After the weird person with the Rangers cap was escorted away by Virgil and Ron, I thought about his request and thought "eh, why not?"
It would be wrong to say that the Chicago Cubs and Texas Rangers have been trading partners over the past couple of years, because that would suggest that there has been equanimity between the two teams. In truth, the Cubs have been stealing the Rangers blind the entire time. For example, the Matt Garza deal. Or, as it should really be called, "13 mediocre starts by Matt Garza for Mike Olt, CJ Edwards, Justin Grimm, and Neil Ramirez."
Edwards could grow up to be a #3 starter. Grimm looked good until he hit Triple-A, at which point he discovered that baseball can be difficult, and the big leagues, at which point he discovered that perhaps selling cars isn't such a bad career after all. Ramirez is probably what is termed "organizational depth," as in "you need 25 players on a team, and they can't all be Mike Trout."
And then there's Mike Olt.
Mike "I'll be starting for the Cubs this year" Olt. In Wrigley Field. When the trade first happened, the general consensus on sports-talk radio up here was that he was their third sacker for the rest of the decade at least. Me, I was some small amount less excited; the Cubs seem to have an institutional inability to create third-basemen out of can't-miss minor leaguers (Kevin Orie, anyone? How about Gary Scott? Heck, even the best Cubs trade of all time involved a third baseman that failed at the position... turned out Ryne Sandberg was okay at second, though). Despite this, I still thought Olt had a good chance to take over the hot corner at Sheffield and Addison. Turns out the Cubs agreed with me and put him on the major league roster today.
Meanwhile, Matt Garza will be pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers in 2014. Well, heck, that's okay, the Rangers still have that other Cubs pitcher you got a few years ago, Ryan Dempster, right? Oh, wait. Well, the Northsiders still have Kyle Hendricks and Christian Villanueva from that deal. Hendricks will be down in Triple-A to start the year, but it wouldn't have been a huge surprise if he had made the team out of Spring Training. Villanueva, on the other hand, suddenly has his path to the big leagues blocked by... Mike Olt. Whoopsie. Okay, you say, but Geovany Soto will be our starting catcher again, and he was a Cubs player! Yep, and as soon as his knee heals in twelve weeks, he'll be back to being Geo (Metro) Soto again.
It's been brought to my attention that the Rangers picked up ex-Cub Donnie Murphy off waivers today. My first reaction to this bit of news: "who?" My second reaction: "he was still on the Cubs?" Murphy is a 31-year old... let's be charitable and call him a "journeyman"... third-baseman that hit 11 homers last season (while striking out 48 times and walking eight). He'd hit 18 home runs in his previous six seasons combined. There's no question that he's better than not having a player at third base at all, so you've got that going for you, Ranger fans!
Once upon a time, the Cubs used to steal the Pittsburgh Pirates blind regularly. Now it looks like their attentions have turned to Arlington. At times like this, it's best just not to answer the phone if the caller ID shows an area code of "312." Trust me, you'll be better off.
Fantasy Baseball: I'm Doing It Wrong
Right, let's get this part out of the way: no matter how much I am about to moan and whine, I'm still probably the frontrunner in the league. I know a few of the players expect me to run away with the thing, and I really should. But I'll be damned if I didn't pee the draft right now the leg of my uniform.
As a reminder, this is an American League-only league. Y'know, lots of big hulking power hitters, teeny-tiny ballparks, chicks dig the long ball, pitchers chuckin' and duckin', get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, 'cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! Station-to-station and wait for the two-run jack, Earl Weaver-style of baseball.
So why do I have a team full of players that make speed the focus of their offense? Dear merciful heavens, it's like I've got... a National League team! Which makes sense, of course, being a National League fan. My entire roster has a permanent steal sign posted and notarized at all times. Which is great, except it's really hard to steal home plate.
Well, if you don't have offense, I hear you saying, you must have a pitching staff, right?
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As much as I would like to make fun of you, I honestly think the teams ended up fairly balanced. I would have taken two of the same starting pitchers...or I would have if Holland wasn't, you know, OUT for half the season.
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I think my big issue is that I drafted based on old head-to-head instincts, where the driving force is week to week dominance of a majority of categories while generally tanking the rest. For pitching in particular, I went with the "load up on middle relief and try to eke out an ERA/WHIP/SV win" out of habit. I'm not so sure how that translates to roto. On the bright side, I did end up mostly with a power team.
Posted by: ReallyBored at March 23, 2014 11:00 AM (n3V1X)
Fantasy Baseball Draft Tomorrow...
...that must mean it's time for Wonderduck to get serious about getting ready for this.
This is, of course, the league that was set up with Ben from Texas Baseball Town, advertised here. We ended up with seven players, which should make for just enough for a bunch of rookies (even if a few of us aren't quite rookies). Goes without saying that I'm still the "old hand" at fantasy baseball in the league.
Which is why I haven't really worried a whole lot about studying and researching and stuff like that. I wanna have FUN with this one! I've got some cheatsheets, and that's all I need. I'll update the results after the draft (3pm Central time on Saturday).
If I don't decide to take a nap instead, that is. Baseball is back!
Awesomely Awesome Awesomeness
So dziban303 asked earlier if I "could clarify why the XF8U-3 looks so incredibly awesome." That's something I can do. If there's something I'm good at, it's being a judge of what's awesome.
So, being a judge of what's awesome comes naturally to me. But when you ask Wonderduck why a jet fighter looks awesome, you're treading on dangerous ground because I can go on for quite a long time about such awesome things. If you don't know of what dziban is referring, here is the XF8U-3 Super Crusader!
On first glance, one sorta has to wonder just what dizzyban is talking about. It's a tubby Crusader, big deal, so what? And isn't there some sort of unwritten rule that any jet fighter that flies for the French is automatically not awesome? Ah, but this isn't a Crusader... it's the SUPER CRUSADER, duhn-duh-duhhhhhhhhhh! See, someone decided that the original F8U, the "Last Gunfighter," wasn't awesome enough on it's own, what with a variable incidence wing and all that sorta good stuff, no. They had to make it SUPER awesome!
See, what they did is build a whole new airplane, stick a bigger engine in it, and say "you're gonna be faster than your cousin." And it was, by nearly .50mach. In fact, it went so fast that it needed an extra set of fins underneath to keep it from going all whackadoodle. But that wasn't awesome enough for the guys at Vought... nope nope!
See, what they decided was that going Mach 2.38 wasn't GOOD ENOUGH! So they made it possible to go all Kerbal on it by leaving space for a rocket motor to be jammed up its bippy! Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you that there is nothing that screams awesome more than having a rocket jammed up your bippy.
The XF8U-3 was awesomely developed to become the chief fighter for the US Navy, where it went head-to-head against the F4 Phantom II. As it turned out, it was even hotter than the Phantom, and it regularly out-dogfighted that worthy plane. However, that's all it could do, air-to-air, where the Phantom could do air-to-ground, too. As a result, the Phantom became a legend. But all was not lost! Three of the five XF8U-3s wound up going into service with NASA, since they could do things that almost no other fighters of the time could do... even without a rocket jammed up its bippy.
And for quite some time, the NASA planes would go out and pick on the Navy Phantoms in mock dogfights... and always, always hand them their lunch. Until the Navy pilots asked NASA to please stop.
Awesome. That's the SUPER CRUSADER, in a nutshell. THAT'S why it looks as awesome as it does: because it was built out of 100% Grade A USDA Choice Awesome!
And isn't there some sort of unwritten rule that any jet fighter that flies for the French is automatically not awesome?
Nope, otherwise the Dassault Mirage F1 would not be my favorite for being the best looking jet fighter yet built.
Posted by: cxt217 at March 19, 2014 10:19 PM (GkGy0)
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Besides, your second fighter photo there, just looks incredibly sharklike.
Posted by: Eadwacer at March 19, 2014 10:43 PM (M/rfM)
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"...the Dassault Mirage F1 would not be my favorite for being the best looking jet fighter yet built."
That's the strangest way of spelling "Saab Draken" I've ever seen.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 19, 2014 10:47 PM (ekFa5)
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I like the Draken, but my favorite is and always has been the Tomcat. There's just something about the way the wing roots cant up for that bird of prey look that gets me every time. Especially in the black livery.
Posted by: David at March 19, 2014 11:42 PM (da+4f)
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As much as the Draken might be unique, an aircraft that looks like it was trying to swallow several can openers simply can not compare to the Mirage F1.
Posted by: cxt217 at March 20, 2014 08:50 AM (GkGy0)
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Now that you use that word, it would seem my parents brought it down from Illinois and Michigan. I've met no one else in Texas aside from my family that uses bippy in any form.
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Have you seen The Wind Rises? I went to see it several days ago. Well worth watching. If you've seen it, I'd love to see you review it.
Posted by: flatdarkmars at March 19, 2014 05:51 PM (0h1CL)
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Does MPC need to have a special setting enabled to image capture? I get an error message that says something needs to be reverted back, but I don't remember changing any settings. Can you image capture with VLC?
Suggestions: D-Frag is surprisingly funny, but the main character tends to stay in yell mode too much. Very inventive games they come up within series.
Mikakunin de Shikoukei is a good series if you like slow development. Good female cast. The male character is (by design) low energy, but not bad.
Posted by: topmaker at March 19, 2014 06:18 PM (2yZsg)
@4 FDM: Not yet. When it comes out on DVD, probably.
@5 Topmaker: I use ZoomPlayer, m'self. There IS something you need to toggle in MPC to get screenshots, but I don't remember what it is... I haven't used it for much of anything in a long time.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 19, 2014 07:15 PM (ekFa5)
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Was the rapid contraction of the anime market in the United States due to a too-wide cultural gap resulting in a lack of interest in many second- and third-tier properties, a lack of quality English dubs, a failure to properly market the licensed properties, or the general poor performance of the world economy at the time?
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 19, 2014 09:17 PM (ekFa5)
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Stephen, I loved Moretsu Pirates. GuP.. hadn't gotten around to it yet. I really should. Like tonight.
Thank you, WD! I was wondering where I had read that article before, but couldn't find it again. I was worried I would spend the first episodes embarrassed for the characters and that usually drives me away from a show. I'll give it a go!
I see all these different translation sources for subs - Horrible, C12 (I think it stands for cyber 12?), shinkiandshitoshi (which might be crunchy roll?), subdesu, FFF etc., as well as what seems like individual uploaders who must be obviusly ripping someone off - bleachverse for bleach, for instance.
How do we know who should get the traffic, and are most pay sites legally licensing?
Posted by: topmaker at March 21, 2014 06:03 PM (2yZsg)
If you've gone over the cliff of watching anime via Less Than Official Means, you don't really know who should get traffic. It's one of those things that is an individual decision. I try to stay away from HorribleSubs, for example, since they pretty much just take their subs from CrunchyRoll. Fortunately for me, many of the shows I've watched have all been covered by just a few places: UTW, Mazui, Doki... and they're good, too.
Are most pay sites legally licensing?
As far as I'm aware of, the only pay site that's legally licensing is CrunchyRoll (other than Funimation, which has a pay-for-stream for their own shows, I think, and maybe some of the other companies). If any other website asks you for money to watch or download anime, run very far away.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 21, 2014 07:49 PM (N8AOb)
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The Anime Network offers an online-only subscription, now. But I think they're limited to former-ADV/Sentai properties.
Hulu, Daisuke, and Neon Alley (Which will soon become part of Hulu.) are all legitimate paid streaming sites. Neon Alley is run by Viz, though they have a wide selection of titles from many different companies - and stream in English. Daisuke was created by a group of Japanese licensors like Aniplex and Sunrise.
If you have a Xbox 360 or Xbox One, you can also get the Manga Entertainment app and watch the (limited) selection of titles using that method.
C.T.
Posted by: cxt217 at March 21, 2014 08:40 PM (Zb5JJ)
The Anime Network offers an online-only subscription, now. But I think they're limited to former-ADV/Sentai properties.
Anime Network streams anything currently licensed by Section 23, Maiden Japan, ADV Films (Which technically is still in existence, according to David Williams.), and Sentai Filmwork titles. Any license they do not hold anymore will not be shown.
There is also Anime Sols, which is the weird duck in the lot. It is a streaming service/crowd-funding site for older titles, to get them released on DVD outside Japan.
Posted by: cxt217 at March 21, 2014 08:46 PM (Zb5JJ)
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Funi posts some of their things to Youtube with minimal ads. It's a much better deal than Hulu. I really hate Hulu, and not just for obnoxious ads. Their performance is subpar in many areas. I watched all of Initial D on Youtube.
Gundam Build Fighters is on Youtube as part of Gundam.info deal, unrelated to any distribution companies.
Daisuki is kind of okay. A downside for me is that their Flash plugin is not Linux compatible, so I have to watch on iPad. But I finally - FINALLY - watched first 35 episodes of DBZ (the first arc on Earth). Took me literally many years of aborted starts.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at March 21, 2014 11:29 PM (RqRa5)
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I skipped original Chuu2 and went for REN in-season. It's okay so far.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at March 21, 2014 11:30 PM (RqRa5)
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Thank you host and all youse guys for the info.
It seems like a subscription to Crunchy Roll should be strongly considered.
I have a blu ray player that is at the bottom of the pricing pack. It has a USB port, so I will often load a file to watch on this player. The main issue for me is that .mkv files do not play all that well. The video works fine, but it seems like the multiple subtitle tracks don't overlap and you are left with only one (usually the earliest) showing. You might get a sub of dialogue, but if they translate a sign, it won't show. If there are overlapping dialogues, say a character talking in the background or over a speaker system, or even a character interrupting the original speaker, that won't display either.
It is no big deal at the moment, but when I do upgrade to a better player, I want to find a brand that plays these files (and others, like .ogm) without any problems. Can anyone recommend a brand that understands this stuff?
Yeah, someday I will hook a computer to the flat screen, but that may not be for another year or so.
Thanks!
Posted by: topmaker at March 22, 2014 02:21 PM (i0rVe)
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Computer to the flatscreen, plus wireless mouse and keyboard is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Mauser at March 23, 2014 01:33 AM (TJ7ih)
Wow, That's Kinda...Um...
Remember that story I mentioned a few days ago, the one I couldn't get out of my head, the one that I knew I had to get written?
It sucks.
Oh, don't get me wrong, the concept is excellent, top notch, perfect for a short-story. I've just discovered that I'm not entirely sure where to go with it. It isn't flowing the way the last one did. It's coming off really stiff, and while that's somewhat appropriate for one of the characters, I'm not managing to make it interesting at the same time.
Part of me wants to just bury it under a pile of kittylitter and leave it. Another part wants me to keep plugging away on it. Then there's the part that wants me to release what I've completed so far just to see how many of my readers go running for the hills, noses hld delicately betwixt thumb and forefinger.
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I've heard it said somewhere in my yoot that "Good stories aren't written; they're rewritten, and rewritten, and rewritten." Just keep polishing that piece of lapis, Duck.
In The Pipeline
I've been oddly silent the past few days. To some of you, this would be a good thing: "thank VÃðarr for small blessings," you say. Others amongst you are probably thinking something along the lines of "Wonderduck's working on something that's taking a long time... there are many ways that can play out, and very few of them are good." There might even be a couple of you that are wondering just where the hell the decoys are.
The truth of the matter is that I do have a couple of things in the works. Of course, next Sunday is the first F1 race of the season, which means that we'll return to that routine beginning on Monday or Tuesday. Then there's a piece of fiction that's stuck in my head begging to be written... when I realized that I'm thinking about it in the shower, it's a pretty good sign that I've got to get it written up. Then there's installment #2 of the Eva 2.22 writeup that's gotta be done as well.
If this week goes the way I hope, at least two of those will be completed, maybe all three. If it doesn't, well, the F1 stuff'll be done.
To The Mun IV: Let's Go With That
Despite all the best efforts of my Chief Designer, no progress had been made on rescuing Bill Kerman from the surface of the Mun. Failed designs littered the landscape around the Space Center, often in tiny fragments. The problem, it seemed, was providing a seat for our misplaced kerbalnaut... I just couldn't figure out a way to get to the Mun with room to spare for Bill. The three-seat capsule was too big, and the various other passenger units were too heavy for my skillz. It looked like Bill was going to be staying at MunBase I for a while... until I stumbled upon a picture in a book that solved the problem!
This is the Gloster Meteor F8 Dual-Cockpit "prone pilot" test plane. In an attempt to allow pilots to endure higher G forces, the thought was that having the pilot lying down head first might do so. As it turns out, it did, but advances in G suits made the arrangement moot. Plus, the visibility to the rear was horrible, and ejecting added a whole series of problems. But that didn't matter to me, the dual cockpit arrangement triggered something in my brain. Away went the Chief Designer to the drafting table!
Take a Mk1 Cockpit from C7 Aerospace, attach it to a Mk2 Cockpit, and suddenly we've got a solution. The mission is flown from the pointybit, Bill will ride in the back seat, and it will still stack on top of an evolution of the original Mun Launcher I... which we know works. How hard can it be? As it turns out, the design could have saved a bit of weight by using a Mk 1 Capsule from Kerlington Model Rockets and Paper Products, Inc., but two things prevented that. First, aesthetics: the two bits we used are, stylistically, the same. They just look better together. Then, and perhaps more importantly, C7 Aerospace bought uniforms for the Space Center's kerball team.
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Congratulations!
I'm hoping to perform my rescue of Bill from Eve soon, but I had a mishap involving a quick save that was much older than I thought, and I'm having to re-research about half my science tree before I can build my lander...
Posted by: David at March 04, 2014 11:49 PM (da+4f)
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I've really got to find the time to play this some more (After all, I paid for it!) And I think that design was actually rather lovely.
Posted by: Mauser at March 05, 2014 03:37 AM (TJ7ih)
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A genuinely amazing and harrowing tale of adventure and successful rescue. BRAVO!
Posted by: GreyDuck at March 05, 2014 08:48 AM (CUkqs)
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That was indeed a heck of a rescue. I really love the reentry shot; quite spectacular.
Posted by: DrHeinous at March 05, 2014 12:17 PM (/Y+Yb)
Argh, Feh, ETC
Two days is not long enough to recover from a long week. I need another week off.
Look, here's how tired I've been: I have a new graphics card for Nori, a GTX 650 (this one, as a matter of fact), and I haven't been able to generate the energy to install it, even though it should kick all sorts of asterisk.
Yadda yadda work, yadda yadda tired, yadda yadda blah blah blah. I know, I know, quitcherbitchin' Wonderduck. Sorry. I'm trying.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 04, 2014 11:17 PM (JpqPY)
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The one you got has 2GB of memory; that doesn't seem be an option for a single-slot 750. And I wouldn't really recommend a 1GB card for gaming these days.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 05, 2014 02:59 AM (2yngH)
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"Only a single slot available" sure sounds a lot like "excuse for a new motherboard" to me!
Posted by: RickC at March 05, 2014 12:44 PM (swpgw)
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The whole point of buying an off-the-shelf computer was so I didn't HAVE to build my own, Rick. It wouldn't have saved me all that much, and it would have cost me time and frustration that I didn't want to spend.
So, no, it's not an excuse for a new motherboard. It's acceptance of what I'm willing to do.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 05, 2014 09:24 PM (JpqPY)
I have a computer that's been sitting here for a year waiting for me to finish setting it up. Sometimes an ounce of just being able to boot up and start working (or rescuing stray kerbals, as the case may be) can outweigh a pound of having things configured exactly the way you want.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2014 08:15 AM (2yngH)
Coming Soon To A Mun Near You...
It's Mun Rescuer Whatever Number We're Up To Now, and I'll be durned if it doesn't seem to be workin' pretty well so far. Bill Kerman's been instructed to pack his stuff before his ride shows up.
Morale is still high.
Laughing Long And Hard
As you all know, I spent all of last semester (and the month of January) in a constant state of panic and fear. Things like "laughter" and "fun" were very far from my vocabulary during that time, to say the least. I spent many, many evenings in my office at the store until 8pm or 9pm, doing paperwork of one sort or another. Now, calling my work area an "office" is something of a misnomer. It's really a desk pushed into the corner of two cinderblock walls, server cabinet against the left end of it, and a cubical dividing wall next to the server to prevent people from just walking in and throwing things at me directly.
That server cabinet is home to an old Dill PickelEdge 2900, multiple rack-mounted thingies, a battery backup that's weighs as much as some of the students at Duck U, about ten miles of cabling, and approximately three thousand, four hundred and fifty four cooling fans. As the ambient temperature in the Bookstore is invariably a uniform 3454°F, those fans are running constantly. Need I say that no two of them alike, so none of them ever sync up, sound wise? Instead of a pleasing rumble akin to white noise, what I actually get from the server cabinet is something like what you'd hear if you shoved Justin Bieber into a woodchipper.
Other than applause, I mean.
If I'm back in my office for any length of time, I try to listen to music to drown it out. Last time I looked, I've got something like 130 songs on my LG dumbphone (it makes calls, it sends and receives texts, it's got a potato for a camera, and it's a mp3 player... and that's it, essentially. Oh, and it's my primary alarm clock, too), ranging from classical (well, orchestral) to rock to dance to electronica to I don't know what it is but I like it. Except there's one tiny problem, and I mean that literally... to whit, the speaker on my phone is approximately 1/37th of an inch in diameter. If you can imagine what it would sound like to have a mosquito singing blue-eyed soul, you've got an idea what my cellphone sounds like. I've tried all the usual tricks: toilet paper tube over the speaker, dixiecup, plastic cup, sheet of paper suspended an inch over the speaker, none of it made a bit of difference. Until, on a whim, I purchased a Xboom. Plugged it in, dialed up something with a large range of sounds, and waited. The result was too much for my fragile body to take, and I was shattered into my component atoms. However, the Xboom was so awesome that it reconstituted me back into my original form. Seriously, if you need a portable speaker system for your laptop or something like that, get a couple of these things.
So this afternoon, I'm back in my office, grooving to some music on the Xboom, when a friend from the staff of Duck U comes in. I didn't turn the music off for a few seconds because I didn't see her come in, but this is what was playing at the time:
My friend, who we'll call Gertrude because that isn't her name, says "Eh, I don't like that singer." Who, Hatsune Miku? "Is that her name? She's a horrible singer." Um, you don't... I mean... "How good can she be," asked Gertrude, "she's clearly got autotune turned up to the max."
Well, you're not wrong, Gertrude. "She just sounds fake."
After Gertrude left, I just laughed and laughed and laughed. And then I went back to paperworking.
Life is still a mess, but at least I had that moment.
Posted by: GreyDuck at February 27, 2014 08:15 AM (CUkqs)
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We have a couple of PEs in my office, in a separate room. If I had my way, I would get rid of the case tops and replace the fans with much larger ones.
Posted by: RickC at February 27, 2014 04:19 PM (ECH2/)
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Sososo's Next Stage is still my favourite Miku track.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at February 27, 2014 05:46 PM (RqRa5)
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This might be a good application for noise cancelling headphones.
Posted by: Kayle at March 02, 2014 09:49 PM (OLxpT)
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It would, except I don't want to close myself off from the world. It's hard enough to notice when someone walks into my "office", putting on a pair of headphones makes it impossible... and unprofessional.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 02, 2014 10:16 PM (jVuS3)
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Noise cancelling headphones actually make unusual sounds more obvious by taking out the ambient whirring sounds, but yes, there are many times when its undesirable to be wearing headphones.
Posted by: Kayle at March 04, 2014 12:25 AM (OLxpT)
Oh... THAT'S What That Is.
Have you ever missed something so badly that you didn't realize you were missing it? "Why, no, Wonderduck," I hear you say placatingly, air pistol full of tranquilizer darts at the ready, "I've never felt that way before."
I'm a reader. My apartment is full of books, only maybe a third of them in bookcases. There are books or magazines in every room of Pond Central save the kitchen (I don't count cookbooks as "books" per se). Reading for pleasure is one of those great luxuries that make living in an literate society such a wonderful experience.
And I haven't done it in well over a year. Don't get me wrong, I've read stuff... mostly MilHist books, looking for that next germ of an idea for a post here. Research on ridiculously esoteric topics that only a small handful of people might find interesting. That's not fun, it's studying. I do it because I want to learn, but it's different from what I'm talking about.
A week or so ago, I was going to leave a comment over at Brickmuppet's place, referencing my favorite science-fiction novel, Starship Troopers. I needed a specific quote, and while I knew it was towards the end of the novel, I didn't remember exactly where... so I began to flip through. In the process, I began to read, instead of skimming. After finding the quote, I shut down my computer, took my well-worn copy of Heinlein's classic book to the Official Comfy Chair of Pond Central, and began to read from the beginning.
After I finished the book a few hours later, I realized I hadn't read any new science fiction (ie - a book I didn't already own) in a very very long time. A quick run to Amazon gained me a few new books, and all I could do is wait for them to arrive. Once they did, I began to devour them... and loved ever second of it. A book accompanied me everywhere that wasn't the Duck U Bookstore (ironically enough). I just finished my third new novel, and it's been so much fun!
I've been so busy, so depressed, so completely wrapped up in everything else, that I simply didn't realize I missed reading for the hell of it. This from a person who used to have to read before he fell asleep at night. It's a bloody bedamned shame, is what it is.
I've had the hardest time finding new books that I like well enough to re-read. I just finished a plow-through of the first six of CJ Cherryh's "Foreigner" books, which are on the one hand excellent works of science fiction and on the other hand a rough slog through the densely packed inner thoughts and turmoils of protagonist Bren Cameron. When it comes to fun reads, I keep having to go back again and again to the classics... and you can only do that so often. None of the newer generations of writers have clicked with me, not at all. Even the books I've mostly-enjoyed, I find myself later with zero desire to re-read.
Then again, as with music, my tastes don't line up with anyone else's. *grin*
Posted by: GreyDuck at February 22, 2014 02:47 PM (CUkqs)
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I need new glasses. I realized that subconsciously I have been reading less and less simply because it was harder to read up close. I have alleviated the problem slightly with the use of clip-on magnifiers on my glasses, but my Astigmatism has shifted a little, so it's not a perfect solution.
Still, there's about a year and a half's worth of Asimov's that's piled up, and a shelf full of paperbacks from back when they were reasonably priced that have yet to be read.
The hard part is finding something new that hasn't been loaded up with political correctness. That's part of the problem with the stuff I've been reading in Asimov's lately. I'm getting a little sick of "Message" fiction that feels that story is subordinate to telling us that humans are bad, especially male humans, and the military and corporations are all evil, but you can get a pass if you're gay.
Recent - although not REALLY recent, considering the backlog - included stories where aliens helpfully eliminated all men on Earth, leaving a society of just women, and another with the human population on a tidally-locked planet wiping out the native population on the opposite side of the terminator line, the revelation that the heroine was a lesbian seemed kinda tacked-on, but it gave you a good dose of anti-humanity and anti military and "noble savages in retrospect" once the last of the monsters are slain.
Posted by: Mauser at February 22, 2014 06:22 PM (TJ7ih)
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A few hours later? I know the book wasn't that big, but you sure can read faster than I. Cripes sake it took me that long to read Golden Man, if I remember right.
My son got me to read Iain Bank's Consider Phlebas, but it was a tough read for me. I read The Seven Suns saga by Kevin J. Anderson, but again, it took me about a hundred years or so.
I remember my first Quake game. I think it was III. The soldiers left the troop carrier in a manner that reminded me of Starship Troopers.
Posted by: topmaker at February 22, 2014 06:29 PM (2yZsg)
I have found it hard to read fiction these days. I know I should, since history and reality have tend to be depressing (REALLY depressing.), but outside of reading what is in my collection right now and light novels, it takes effort to read new fiction.
But I did recently get the hankering to read the original Logan's Run novel that, for whatever reason, I bought at a secondhand bookstore years ago, and was...Not impressed. Also, it was very short.
Posted by: cxt217 at February 22, 2014 07:25 PM (vt5xu)
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Topmaker, it's my favorite SF novel... I've probably read it thirty or forty times. That familiarity does make it go quickly.
My copy is actually older than I am... I really need to pick up a new copy, just so the classic version lasts longer.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 22, 2014 11:12 PM (G92TJ)
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I have the original paperback cover - yellow pages, frayed edges, the works. My friend, who first turned me on to the book, said it was an homage to drill sergeants everywhere. I think that's about right.
Posted by: topmaker at February 23, 2014 12:31 PM (2yZsg)
There's a lot of good sf available from self-publishers and independent publishers, particularly on Amazon and for Kindle. You have to sort around and read the samples and such, but then, you always did.
Actually, though, I tend to just grab whatever's cheap and cheerful, or free, or recommended, and just read it. My omnivorousness seems to be coming back under the influence of Kindle indie sf (and other genres).
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at February 26, 2014 01:29 PM (nh8FR)
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If you have a Kindle (or any tablet), go to the Kindle section on Amazon, search for Baen, and sort by price. At any time they have 30-40 books available for free.
You can get even more Baen titles (entirely legitimately) here, but then you have to download the CDs, unpack them, find the files, and upload them to your device.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 02, 2014 04:54 AM (2yngH)
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Note, you don't need a kindle to read eBooks. Amazon has kindle reading apps for just about every platform.
Posted by: Mauser at March 03, 2014 03:20 AM (TJ7ih)
Spudboys Has A Sad
Everybody had a first "favorite band." The position of favorite band changes as ones musical tastes evolve... it's just the way of things. Long before Joe Jackson or ABC, years before Bryan Ferry or the Gear Daddies, decades before the Foo Fighters or Nine Inch Nails or Caravan Palace or Daft Punk or Dire Straits or the Clash, there was the band that wore flowerpots on their heads.
DEVO was certainly my first favorite band. They looked weird, they sounded weird, and they didn't give a crepe about not being cool... which, to a hyperintelligent duck trapped in a world he never made, was awfully great. Time marched on, and I started to actually listen to DEVO's music, and realized it was deeper than it first appeared... and while they became something of a synthband, in the early days they were very guitar-centric.
Bob "Bob2" Casale had a lot to do with that, what with actually being able to play and all. His style was hardly smooth... in fact, it's very nearly the definition of what punk guitar should be... but he could sound herky-jerky while still being technically skilled. It's weird to call DEVO "punk", but it's hard to call Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! or Duty Now For The Future anything but. After that, they became New Wave, synthpop, legendary, then simply themselves in a way that few other bands can ever claim. Along the way, Bob2 wound up as a skilled engineer and music producer.
Bob Casale passed away today at the age of 61. It seems very strange that members of my first favorite band are passing away. It's a beautiful world we live in, I suppose, but it seems less so now.
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And you know, I always wanted to do an AMV to "Pink Pussycat" using footage from Bagi.
They're still one of my favorites.
Posted by: Mauser at February 19, 2014 02:56 AM (TJ7ih)
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Like a lot of future fans, my first exposure to DEVO was on Saturday Night Live. I couldn't figure out if they were part of the show or for real. The more I listened the better I liked them.
As a teenager/early twentysomething, the Satisfaction video was my favorite. Spaz Attack was awesome and the cute chick in the back of the car proved to me that even ugly rockers got the chicks.
It took awhile for me to realize that us ugly bass players were generally exempt.
Posted by: topmaker at February 21, 2014 06:40 PM (2yZsg)
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It also helped being on the fringe of the whole Sub-genius thing.
Posted by: Mauser at February 22, 2014 02:21 AM (TJ7ih)
The One Where Wonderduck Weeps Uncontrollably...
...but in a good way! As you may remember, I went through a phase there where I was playing Kerbal Space Programpretty much constantly. Rest assured that I still am, for I have yet to give up on rescuing Bill Kerman from (ahem) Mun Base I. Anyway, I'm a member of the KSP subreddit over at Reddit.com, and let me tell you, they're totally insane over there... if there's a group that's coming up with more inventive ways to terminate flights to debris, I don't know about it!
However, every now and again, someone comes up with something truly beautiful. If you've played the game, you know the KSP Theme... after all, it plays the moment the game boots up! It's lovely, if you like snare drums, but I always thought it could be better. How? Now you're asking me for details that I can't provide... but it could be better! Then someone proved me right:
The first time I heard this, I broke into tears at 0:21... or when Kerbol first comes into view in this video. It had been a bad day, I was tired and pissy, and then... this. It was glorious.
I wish there was some way to add it into the game... and there's every chance that if the folks at Squad like it, it'll end up there eventually. They're kinda awesome like that.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 18, 2014 12:11 AM (+rSRq)
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A friend of mine apparently managed to build a space station so large, it kills the game. :-( I haven't played in a while, but then, I haven't played anything in a while.
Posted by: Mauser at February 18, 2014 04:12 AM (TJ7ih)
Unhealthiness Update
A week ago, I felt the first symptom (point-source pain in throat) of what became a full-blown cold. The sore throat morphed into a dry, unproductive cough accompanied by a runny nose. No, "runny nose" isn't descriptive enough. Here's how much my nose was running: I shaved off my mustache. I had to... the mess was incredible. I took a regular-size roll of Charmin with me to work on Friday, in lieu of kleenex, and I had used it up by 3pm. I was miserable.
Once work was finished, I came home and took a nap. About an hour later, I woke up and most of the lower half of my face, my neck, and my pillowcase were soaked. THAT's how bad it was. Fortunately, somewhere around 2 in the morning, the steroids my doctor put me on kicked in and my nose dried up and the cough has gone mostly away.
I'm now really tired, though. I fell asleep in my chair a couple of times this morning, took a four-hour nap this evening, and my brain is still logy enough that it's taken about 90 minutes to type this post (to be fair, half of that was looking for a good yootoob of a waterfall to accompany this post... and failing. No, I don't need links to some in comments, thank you).
So on one hand, the sickiness seems to be dying off: yay! On the other, I'm draggin' hard: not so yay.
Heck, I had intended to do Eva 2.22 pt II tonight. Not so much, as it ended up. Recovery is in sight, maybe, but I'm not quite there yet. I suspect Sunday is going to be spent doing laundry, then sleeping a lot.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 16, 2014 09:09 AM (kkiRR)
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I don't get this. Sure, for an emergency sprint, you can do something like that. But surely they have to know that you'll eventually need some sick time, right? What are they gonna do if you can't make it in for a while (or head for Tijuana for a bender)? One guy with a key minus one guy with a key...
Posted by: Avatar at February 18, 2014 04:44 AM (zJsIy)
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I can imagine the chaos this would cause in Sydney; the last significant snowfall here was in 1836.
We did get nearly an inch of hail once; the ground was completely covered and cars were skidding off the road.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 14, 2014 11:03 PM (2yngH)
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I'm surprised by that. I would have thought the dimpling effect would have made them go faster and longer, like a golf ball. Plus, with all the windows smashed, less wind resistance.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 14, 2014 11:36 PM (/hR8t)
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That is hilarious! As much as I would like to be (marginally) offended, it's mostly true.
Posted by: Ben at February 15, 2014 11:59 AM (Oftf2)
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You've been having way too much fun this winter teasing those of us outside the snow-belt. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a Packer fan...
Posted by: Siergen at February 15, 2014 05:31 PM (c2+vA)
Oh. Huh. Go Figure.
Not that the pressure is off, at least for a few days, I find that I feel like crepe. I dunno if I've caught an ick or what, or if my body is finally rebelling against the stress of the past six months, but I'm just totally wiped out.
Blogging will (allegedly) restart soon.
And it could be the stress thing. I had a similar workload a few years ago (for a similar duration), and once all the stress was gone, I caught every cold, flu, pox, and ague in the state that year.
Well, mostly. I haven't had the actual "flu" since I was a kid. But I pretty much went into hibernation to recover for a good two weeks.
Posted by: Mikeski at February 13, 2014 03:14 PM (Zlc1W)
Ever Wanted To Play Fantasy Baseball?
One would think this a rhetorical question: of course you've wanted to play fantasy baseball! Something has been holding you back, however. Perhaps it's been a lack of time... or not enough like-minded people in your life... or intimidated by the thought of getting into a league with a bunch of cutthroat bloodthirsty experts. O r maybe, just maybe, you've wanted to be in the same league with everybody's favorite hyperintelligent duck with the ability to type and rate ballplayers!
Well then, bunkie, today's your lucky day! About a week or so ago, longtime reader Ben from Midnight Tease and Texas Baseball Town sent me an e-mail asking me some questions about fantasy baseball. As it turns out, he was looking to get a league going, but knew nothing of what the game was, and since he knew I had played for a while, who better to ask? Who better indeed? The timing couldn't be beat, since I had dropped out of the fantasy league I'd been in for 25 years the day before... I hadn't had much fun the previous three years, because of the cutthroat, bloodthirsty style of play that had taken over the league.
So after talking for a while, I eventually said something along the lines of "If you set up a league, I want in." Playing with a bunch of fresh faces who haven't played before sounds like fun to me! Ben's response was, for all intents and purposes, "Duh." He was more polite about it, though.
So we've got four people right now, but we need more. That's where YOU come in.
It's set up to be as completely different from what I'm used to as possible! The league'll be a snake draft, not an auction. It'll be AL, not NL. Standard 5 x 5 Roto rules. Oh, and I'll be picking last in the first round. So what have you got to lose? It's free, and though Ben doesn't know this yet, if anybody finishes ahead of RotoDuck, they're going to win something from The Pond's prize closet! We're looking for rookies or people who haven't played much... is that you? C'mon down! Got questions? Ask here or at Ben's places! Wanna sign up? Drop a note in my comments or his! Pitchers and Catchers report this week... baseball is in the air! Here's your chance to have some fun!
It's Ben's league... we're all just playing in it!
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I use masking tape and cardboard for my sign, Wonderduck uses neon. Some people have it...
Seriously, as humbling as this wonderful invitation is, I would like to point out a couple of things: The league was technically my idea, but as I know, even now, almost nothing about fantasy baseball, Wonderduck is *at least* (and really more-so) equally responsible for ownership and management and will be co-commissioner of the league. Also, two and maybe more of the people playing are recent *converts* to baseball fandom, so there will be a lot of learning about baseball in general as well as learning about fantasy baseball.
I hope that will be an incentive to get more people interested, but I also understand that's not the experience some people are looking for. Just to poke everyone a bit more, even though the comment isn't showing up, we have had a response already! So, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't be shy, and don't let non-familiarity with baseball or FB hold you back if you're interested in playing!
Posted by: Ben at February 11, 2014 09:08 AM (Oftf2)
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I'd be interested. I've played before, but the league I was in died a while back due to declining interest. And it was full MLB, head to head, so this'll be somewhat different.
Posted by: ReallyBored at February 13, 2014 04:48 PM (n3V1X)
Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 18, 2014 06:08 PM (zD0Xs)
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Shawn, head over to one of Ben's places and talk to him! I'd shoot you an e-mail, but for various reasons I can't actually see your address at the moment.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 18, 2014 07:51 PM (9ckGE)
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Shawn,
Not sure when you may have checked, but my MidniteTease.com website has been down. We would love to have you; we're still waiting on a couple of people to get signed up already, in fact. Send me an email at midnitetease at hotmail dot com. (Pretty sure my name will link to it, as well.)
I look forward to hearing from you!
Posted by: Ben at February 18, 2014 09:23 PM (Oftf2)
Now It Can (sorta) Be Told!
I'm sure many of my sharp-eyed readers have noticed a decrease in output, quality and change of tone here at The Pond of late. Indeed, this would be true, and a quick look at the sidebar would indicate just exactly when this occurred: August 2013. That was, in fact, when the problems began.
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So, nobody's found the previous RM's body yet then? *grin*
Chances are there wasn't an OBJECTIVE reason for his dissatisfaction with you, and he might have been taking out on you his dissatisfaction with his own job (which led him to leave). You may want to compare notes with other store managers.
Posted by: Mauser at February 09, 2014 01:45 AM (TJ7ih)
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Glad to hear it worked out, sad to hear it took six freaking months. Hope the rest of it works out soon.
That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Or makes us want to wallow in cutesy anime, one or the other. I forget which.
Posted by: Mikeski at February 09, 2014 05:46 AM (Zlc1W)
3Chances are there wasn't an OBJECTIVE reason for his dissatisfaction with you...
I didn't go into details, but there kinda was. His reason for not returning from leave was quite good too, but there's no reason for me to go into that. I'll just say "family always comes first" and leave it at that. Strange as it may sound, but I really liked the previous RM, as I know he liked me... in other circumstances, he'd have been a drinking buddy / football watcher for sure.
Mikeski, I don't need an excuse to wallow in cutesy anime.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 09, 2014 08:25 AM (uGyk6)
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Glad to hear that there's light at the end of the tunnel. I was seriously worried about you.
Posted by: Ed Hering at February 09, 2014 10:43 AM (aEOAA)
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Well, thank God. Sooooo glad that weight is gone!
Posted by: Ben at February 09, 2014 11:35 AM (xgNAy)
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The expectations of our superiors is always so flexible, and rarely ever solely based on quality. I'm glad you cleared this rough patch. A good supervisor or manager will know enough about where their own head is at to take personal attitudes into account.
Having said that, we are all human and we behave that way.
Have you recovered some of your optimism towards your job?
Posted by: topmaker at February 09, 2014 05:07 PM (2yZsg)
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Oh, wow. HUGE sigh of relief. Several of them in fact. WHEW.
Posted by: GreyDuck at February 09, 2014 08:50 PM (CUkqs)
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Congratulations. But I also hope they send you some serious management help!
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at February 11, 2014 01:32 PM (nh8FR)