November 30, 2008
Sad Duck In Snow, 2008 Edition.
For the third year in a row, it's looking like Duckford is going to be getting substantial amounts of winter dumped on it on this date.
In
2006, it was 12" of snow on November 30th. In
2007, it was snow and ice from November 30th to December 1st. This year, they've trundled out a Winter Storm Warning for 7" or more of the white stuff. It's been flurrying all day, and the skies look leaden and bitchy. I dunno if it's really going to happen, but suddenly I'm really glad I woke up ridiculously early. As a result, I wound up going to the grocery story, where maybe I wouldn't've if I had slept to my usual time on Sundays.
They also are saying that the winds'll be gusting to 35mph from the North this evening, which'll make me happy that Pond Central faces South.
Well, we'll see what happens... however, as is the norm with these
Sad Duck In Snow posts, here's the usual photoshop:
Gotta admit... I'm
still amused by it, after all these years.
UPDATE 857pm: 50 flights have been canceled at O'Hare, and delays of up to an hour are being reported... but Chicago is on the edge of the snow zone. I just took a look at Pond Central's parking lot, and there's maybe three inches on the ground already. It's supposed to keep doing this all night, too. The snow is very wet and soggy... good packing snow. The TV stations are saying that roads are snow-covered and treacherous. Whee.
UPDATE 954pm: The Winter Storm Warning was canceled at 945pm, but we're still supposed to get another four inches overnight, and maybe an inch more Monday morning. Slightly less "whee".
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It's interesting how that goes. I'm considerably north of you, but we're warmed by ocean effect so it hardly ever snows here.
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November 28, 2008
My Four Favorite Wargames
Over at
Twenty Sided, there recently was a post on Shamus' personal "Worst Rule Ever." Now, Shamus is primarily writing about Role Playing Game rules, but in the comments, there are more than a few board games involved. That post, the recent "Life Events" that have been occurring over here at The Pond, combined with the holiday season got me thinking of The Old Days. Long evenings and weekends spent poring over hex maps, sewing boards (huh?), and rolling dice... lots and lots of dice... pretty much all of which were really quite fun.
So I got to pondering: which of the games I played 30 years ago with Vaucaunson's Duck, Gainesburger, The Other Jeff and the rest of the crew did I like the most? In the end, I've whittled it down to four. It wasn't easy... quite a few really good games didn't make the cut (
Snit's Revenge,
Kingmaker,
MAATAC and its sister game
Star Fleet Wars,
Squad Leader, and
Wooden Ships & Iron Men, you were great)... but these four are all games that if someone said to me right now, "Hey Wonderduck, wanna play?", I'd drop everything.
They're in no particular order, so let's get started!
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I've played so many, many games. Seeing your post, I stopped for a moment and wondered if there was any game equally beloved.
And there's one: Avalon Hill's Titan. Simply a magnificent game, combining building, strategy, and tactics. The board design is amazingly subtle. The common result for new players is to get stuck on the outermost racetrack and end up specializing in green, for example (ogre, troll, cyclops...). And there was also a nice spite aspect to it, if you managed to ambush someone's building pile with one of your hunter-killer piles.
I played Ogre with a friend of mine at work when it first came out. We must have been doing something wrong, because I don't think we ever had a case where the non-Ogre player won a complete victory. The Ogre always nailed the command post; it was only a question of whether it made it back off the board again afterwards.
I remember when the article about the "4 howitzer defense" came out in Strategy & Tactics (IIRC) and we tried it, but even that didn't save the command post.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 29, 2008 12:59 PM (+rSRq)
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I only played
Titan once or twice... I remember it as being quite fun. Somewhere around The Pond I have a link to an online version of the game; if I find it I'll post it.
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The big problem with it is that it has a pretty steep learning curve, and it takes a long time to play.
Learning the rules isn't too tough, but really coming to understand the strategic board takes a lot longer, and if you don't understand it you'll be at a serious disadvantage. But the recruitment part of the game gives the players continual reinforcement and reward, which is part of why it's fun.
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My favorite table-top game has got to be the original Cosmic Encounter. The carefully timed changing of the game rules by a player (and not necessarily during their own turn) made each game a unique and challenging experience.
Unfortunately, most of my gaming buddies disliked the fact that the game rules were constantly in flux. They enjoyed developing standard strategies and tactics which they could improve from one game session to the next, but Cosmic Encounter did not give them a static play field.
Posted by: Siergen at November 30, 2008 01:00 PM (DX0g9)
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OGRE and GEV... most way cool. Pace SDB, it took us morons in Beaverton (but then, everyone in Beaverton must be a moron...) awhile to figure out that an OGRE did not have just one shot per gun (which just made the odds of it winning 50-50). When GEV came out, it unfortunately was overtaken by AD&D within a few months and went down the memory hole.
VitP is one of the best strategic wargames I've every played (and owning most of the AH pantheon, that's saying something). Easy to play, but forcing you to think many moves ahead, drunk or sober, young or old, it was one of those perfect storms of gaming.
Beyond the scope of your original post, I still occassionally play Diplomacy online, and while I piss (PISS!) on Squad Leader, I will die in my trench defending Battlefront.com's Combat Mission series for best computer WWII tactical wargame, evah.
As we in the CM Cesspool say, "Send me a setup, you fool."
Posted by: Tiberius at November 30, 2008 05:54 PM (VD/19)
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Sweet memories!
Ogre was the first wargame I managed to play, and GEV made a nice addition. Star Fleet Battles was awesome, though in some ways exceeded by the quirky Star Fleet Battle Manual. I still have my copy of Victory in the Pacific, and it was my first clue as to the importance of production in the war.
I'm surprised Car Wars didn't get mentioned. What guy doesn't enjoy the fatasy of gunning down those other annoying drivers.
I never cared much for Fight in the Skies; Mustangs and Messerschmitts held a stronger aesthetic and simulation apeal for me.
Thanks for the stroll down memory lane.
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I lived in a group house for the better part of the Nineties, and there were various pick-up gaming types who would show up and play whatever was lying around. I wasn't really much into gaming at the time, so my interaction was usually a matter of sitting with my back to the gaming group, whittering away on Usenet. But I do remember that most evenings' gaming sessions were concluded with a mock invitation for a 'quick game of Titan', usually for sessions ending after 1 AM.
Posted by: Mitch H. at December 01, 2008 11:40 AM (jwKxK)
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I can write no paen to FITS more elegant than Wonderduck's, so I won't even try. It is truly a great game. But I'll make a small correction: the pilot of the Camel was Bill O'Say. Other Sopwiths I played were flown by various of his brothers. And they were British, I think. I'm not really sure how that family name came to be, but it did lend itself to all sorts of puns. We used a sewing board marked with 1 inch squares because the board that came with the game was too small for a normal mission. Our games primarly were one-on-one fighter dogfights, probably because that was the sort of combat that most appealed to our young imaginations. There was a whole world of reconnaissance, ground support and balloon-busting missions we never really got into.
I think that the combat air patrol rules for Victory in the Pacific came from an article in the Avalon Hill General somewhere - there were also rules for combining the game with War at Sea, and playing both fronts at once - interesting if you wanted to see how adjusting the makeup of the British Atlantic and Pacific fleets affected the flow of the war. But I don't think we could ever make the combined game rules work very smoothly.
Another game important to me but not mentioned by Wonderduck was "The Warlord Game" (sort of a proto-Sid Meier Civilization-type board game). Strangely appealing at the time. Must still be sitting around somewhere.
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Vauc, now that you've mentioned it, I remember playing
The Warlord Game a few times with you. That, too, was quite fun, but I hadn't thought of it in decades. When you said the name, it immediately came back, though.
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Ah, sweet
Ogre... I picked up an unopened copy in a comic & card shop in Biloxi about nine years ago and loved it instantly.
GEV and the other follow-ons were fun, too, if not as simple.
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November 26, 2008
Portal
So I went out and purchased
Portal today.
Um...
Wow, that's fun stuff.
Even the Strike Witches like it!
I think I'm going to be enjoying it for a long, long time.
Too bad there's the whole
Steam activation thing. That's the only blemish on the whole concept. Other than that, though? Wow.
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To be played in your copious spare time, eh?
Well, plenty of it this weekend, anyway.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 26, 2008 09:18 PM (+rSRq)
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To be played in your copious spare time, eh?I...
...er...
*pause*
...bugger.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 26, 2008 11:14 PM (jcrUS)
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You have chosen wisely....
...but beware teh caik....
it iz lye...
an u sh7ld b3 nice 2 teh cube4r...hoiie5kn/vgtohbkhv rewear76f663..... ........................................................................................................
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I never understood all the "the cake is a lie" comments I saw on message boards until I bought Portal a couple months ago. Now it all makes sense...
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November 23, 2008
Goodbye, Nonnie...
My grandmother passed away about a half-hour ago, at 1201am.
However, in the past week all her children came to see her. This included Duckey, Momzerduck's younger brother (JDuck is her "baby brother"), who I've only met once before even though he lives just up the road in Milwaukee. A couple of other assorted family members stopped in as well (we're actually a very small family; her visitors made up a substantial percentage of us).
She never regained consciousness after her stroke 10 days ago, but up until a couple of days ago, she still had
some reaction to some external stimuli. Thursday, however, she stopped reacting to pain (to be clear: she was a diabetic, and her feet had large sores on them. When the nurses changed the dressings on her feet, she would grunt or twitch.).
The nurse that was with her at the end said that my grandmother made the transition from being alive to not being alive very quickly, with nary a sound or complaint.
While I'm not a Believer, my grandmother was. Because of that, I hope that she's truly in a better place, in the hands of the Lord she believed in.
Everybody, have some pierogi and kielbasa today if you can... she would have wanted it that way. Thank you all for your words and actions of support.
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Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 23, 2008 12:05 PM (+rSRq)
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I just lost my Grandfather a few weeks ago, so I know this is tough. My condolences to you and your family.
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November 16, 2008
An Update
My grandmother's stroke occurred deep in the brain, in the area that controls the automatic functions of the body. While it left such things as heart and lung function more-or-less untouched, it took out most everything else. For example, you could shine a 5000w spotlight in her eyes, and the pupils wouldn't constrict. She's unable to swallow. Her hands are partially clenched. It goes without saying that she's not regained consciousness since the event.
As she had signed a living will forbidding 'heroic measures', including a feeding tube, upon consultation with Momzerduck and JDuck, she was released from the hospital on Saturday. She's returned to the nursing home she'd been at for the past couple of months, and is closely attended by Hospice staff, who will keep her comfortable until the end.
She's not expected to make it through the week.
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I guess the only thing to be thankful for is that she didn't suffer.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 16, 2008 05:10 PM (+rSRq)
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It's tough to know what to say in times like these. My best hopes and wishes in these dark days for you and your family.
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November 13, 2008
On Hold
Early Wednesday morning, my elderly maternal grandmother suffered what appears to have been a large stroke. She's in an intensive care ward here in Duckford, and is unresponsive to most external stimuli. Any reactions that have been reported have been fleeting, and possibly imaginary.
I'm more concerned about Momzerduck right now. She says she's relaxed and calm about the possibilities, but it's my job to worry about her.
For some reason, I find I've a distinct lack of motivation in regards to blogging at the moment. The Pond, therefore is going to take a short break. It might be a couple of days, or a week, or whatever. See you then.
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Wholly understandable, man. Take all the time you need to take care of your family.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 13, 2008 10:47 AM (3q5Q5)
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See you whenever you're ready to come back. I'm with GreyDuck above: Take as long as you need to take.
Posted by: Nick Istre at November 13, 2008 11:22 AM (Bl/Fv)
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Sorry to hear that. Look after your mum, Wonderduck, and best wishes to all.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 13, 2008 04:51 PM (PiXy!)
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Take your time. We can wait. Best hopes for your grandma!
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 14, 2008 12:35 PM (+rSRq)
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Don't forget to take care of yourself too. It's always easy to blow it off when caring for someone else.
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November 08, 2008
A Public Apology
In the past, there has been one actor out there that I have never particularly cared for, despite the general adulation bestowed upon him. I've seen quite a few of this particular actor's films, and my reaction has always been "meh," or "yech", depending on the role. It's always seemed to me that all he could do is "ridiculously over the top", much like all Keanu Reeves can do is "laid-back slackmeister".
However, I have just seen a movie that has changed my opinion on this particular actor.
That movie was
Sweeny Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, and that actor is Johnny Depp.
I've seen the stage musical a number of times, though I never worked on a production. I've seen poor Sweenys, acceptable Sweenys, and excellent Sweenys, but none of them "got" Todd the way Depp did. The amount of effort he had to put into the role impressed the hell out of me;
Sweeny Todd is a musical, and Depp is
not naturally a singer. Unfortunately, there's not a heck of a lot anybody can do about that, but yet he pulled it off. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's hardly Broadway-quality, and indeed, I've heard community theatre singers with more force and grasp of vocal ability, but you can tell that, instinctively, Depp made it right for him.
Depp played the role in a way quite opposite of what I'm used to, in a very still and tightly controlled way. It's only when the blood begins to flow (and the movie does this right, with lots of it) that Depp's Todd gets to be let free of the emotional chains.
This film single-handedly got the miserable taste of
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory AND his Captain Jack Sparrow from the
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy out of my mouth. He got an Academy Award nomination (Best Actor) for this movie, and it was well, well deserved.
So to Johnny Depp, I apologize. NICE job.
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November 06, 2008
Hey, Wonderduck... What Ever Happened With That DVD Drive?
Some months ago, I
asked for advice regarding a DVD drive that kept ejecting at random times completely on its own.
Well, reader
pxcasey suggested that it was probably just a defective drive. Guess what? Defective drive, yep.
Thanks to the untimely demise of Momzerduck's computer
*, I now have an exact duplicate of the original DVD drive (just made by LiteOn, instead of a company who's name doesn't even appear on the case). After an hour's worth of installation struggle, I just gave it a test-run... total and complete success. No ejecting on its own, no hesitation in reading, no problems of any sort.
...and before you all begin to think I'm a complete incompetent when it comes to installing computer hardware (I
heard a lot of you thinking "one hour to install a drive? The hell?"), one of the bottom corners of the drive was poorly constructed. When I slid it into the drive bay, the corner actually bent... and I couldn't flatten it without a hammer, which would probably be bad for the drive. But what should have been a quick pop out/pop in thing became a little more complex. After a quick and dirty bit of case modding involving a screwdriver and one of the install rails, I was eventually able to get the thing installed. And all is right with Chiyo-chan once again!
*Momzerduck's motherboard kicked the bucket, I think because of a particularly nasty thunderstorm. It wasn't zorched immediately, but lingered for a couple of weeks. I troubleshot everything I could, and then it was time to call in the big guns: my uncle, JDuck, who works at Lawrence-Livermore Labs. He has a collection of diagnostic tools that'd make your head spin, and he was able to confirm the death of the mobo. Unfortunately, Momzerduck's 'puter used a BTX mobo. It was actually cheaper for JDuck to buy a slightly used ATX system and install the hard-drive from the dead one in it. Miracles of miracles, there wasn't even a problem with the system recognizing the old install of Windows, a stroke of luck and a huge saver of time. Anyway, JDuck sent me the spare DVD drive, and the rest is history.
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Miracles of miracles, there wasn't even a problem with the system recognizing the old install of Windows
That's a surprise. An OEM copy of Windows is supposed to be locked to one motherboard once activated
. That's not true for an off-the-shelf boxed version, but I doubt that's what your mother's PC had installed.
Posted by: Andrew F. at November 07, 2008 05:12 PM (Z7FKt)
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Quite true, it was the plain vanilla OEM copy. Perhaps Unca JDuck performed some wizardry on the new system that I'm not aware of, but still and all.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 07, 2008 05:55 PM (hplPV)
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Ah, BTX, the PC industry's answer to Beta.
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November 04, 2008
So...
...was there something going on today?
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November 02, 2008
1000 Posts?
I had absolutely no idea the
F1U! for the Grand Prix of Brazil was going to be The Pond's 1000th post here at Mu.Nu. None whatsoever.
But it was. 1000 posts in 41 months. I'll be darned if I thought this place would last that long, or that I'd have readers who'd keep coming back, but whaddya know? It happened.
Thanks, folks. Your reward is an amazing anigif
Brickmuppet found... it's a little large, so I'm putting it below the fold for those on slower connections.
more...
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That really is awesome. But if it's inside a tag, it automatically gets downloaded even if you don't open the tag. To make downloading optional, you need to move it below the fold.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 02, 2008 11:32 PM (+rSRq)
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Done, and thank you for the tip, Steven!
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 03, 2008 12:10 AM (hplPV)
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Wo0t!
1000 posts!
Duck soup for ALL!
Posted by: Brickmuppet at November 03, 2008 07:53 PM (V5zw/)
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Congrats on 1000 posts. I still have a long while to go myself.
Posted by: TheBigN at November 04, 2008 08:57 AM (qockz)
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Broadband Is Back, F1 UPDATE! Is Coming Momentarily!
My connection just came back up. Expect F1U! to be coming soon!
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November 01, 2008
The Pond's Broadband Is Down.
...and I had a helluva time getting everything to work on dialup again. How the hell did I stand seven years of these speeds? Anyway, service went down while I was writing up the
F1 Quals: Brazil report, about 9 hours ago, which is why it's taken so long for that to get posted.
Anyway, the powers-that-be at the service desk in Michigan tell me that there was "a problem with a specific bundle of cables", and they've identified said problem as well. They've been working on fixing it now for about six hours, with no projected time for completion.
Things might be a touch delayed around here...
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A lot of times when something like this happens, it's because of an idiot with a back hoe who doesn't check the records before doing some digging.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 01, 2008 11:21 PM (+rSRq)
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Yeah, we lost the fiber connection between our offices for a week in that fashion, a few years ago. Damn fiber-seeking backhoes...
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A few years back a new fiber line was laid across the Med, across the Indian ocean, and up to the coast of Korea. The biggest problem was the Malay peninsula, and in fact they laid two separate cables across it, widely separated. I saw a TV documentary about it, and the reporter asked why they spent that extra money. The response was, "Because Malaysia, like everywhere else, is full of idiots with backhoes."
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