November 30, 2006
Sad Duck In Snow

As regular readers know, The Pond is located near Chicago. If you believe the forecasts, we're currently staring into the barrel of Snowmageddon. A foot or more of the white stuff by noon on Friday, with the worst hitting in the morning.
In preparation for this beast, United Airlines and American Airlines cancelled hundreds of flights into and out of O'Hare for Friday. I saw some quasi-panic buying at the grocery store on the way home from the Duck U. Bookstore this evening ("The End Is Nigh... I need 48 cans of Red Bull!").
This looks like a bad one, but nothing will equal the worst storm I was ever in. Back 15 years ago, I was attending grad school in Minnesota. I Was There during the Great Halloween MegaStorm. The link shows the official numbers, but the real numbers are worse: The Pond (Northern Edition) got 24-1/2 inches of snow in 12 hours.
And after that, the wind jumped to 40-50mph, picked up the top inch or so, and caused blizzard conditions despite it not snowing at the time.
Ever since then, I've not been intimidated by any Illinois storm... but this one looks naughty.
UPDATE 827am: There's six inches or so on The Pond's balcony, and the worst of the storm is reportedly still yet to come. Duck U. is opening at noon.
ANOTHER UPDATE 1101am: Duck U. isn't going to open today, which is smart. Took 'em long enough to decide that, considering that there's another three inches of snow on my balcony since the last update. The town of Duckford has declared a 'State of Emergency'. I think that's a little extreme, but then, I haven't left The Pond at all. Nor do I have a particular desire to do so. Maybe to brush off the Duckmobile later.
YET ANOTHER UPDATE 1235pm: And the snow stopped, as predicted, at noon. Now the shoveling begins...
STILL YET ANOTHER UPDATE 110pm: The Duckmobile is cleaned off, but I'm not going anywhere. The parking lot of The Pond hasn't been plowed yet, and the idiots around here can't understand that if they try to get out of the KNEE-DEEP SNOW with their riddly-plink POS cars, they're gonna get stuck... and they have. The way to get out is to take it in small bites, a foot at a time or so, not to take it all in one go.
And to wait for the plow. Now, if the internet goes out, or even worse the power, I might be able to get out, but only in that level of an emergency.
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YIKES!!!
It does, indeed, sound like Snowmageddon is on its way.
Stay safe!
Posted by: Mallory at December 01, 2006 02:35 AM (KJzva)
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What a good pic! Makes me want to pick up the duck and wrap him in a blanket. Stay warm WonderDuck, and enjoy how beautiful 12" of snow can be when you don't have to drive in it!
Wonderduck sez: Ladies and Gentlemen, my mother!
Posted by: Quackerlady at December 01, 2006 07:32 AM (YadGF)
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The homage to Kanon was obvious, and I could've done it without referring to, ahem, Megatokyo of all things. I think you didn't even need to spoil it ^_^
BTW, I live in California where it never snows. So two years ago I managed to get snowed in while crossing Sierras. After spending a night in parking lot of a Safeway and almost being run over by a Caterpillar cleaning the lot, I bought a monstrous SUV (OK, not really. Just a RAV4. But it's awesome in snow when chained). Can't wait for the next trip :-)
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at December 01, 2006 11:46 AM (9imyF)
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We got our snow here north of Denver earlier in the week... only about 7" here at my house, but plenty more up in the mountains and foothills. For some reason, they didn't do all that great a job clearing the roads with this storm, so I've been making good use of my 4WD.
Posted by: Jeff Lawson at December 01, 2006 01:08 PM (OqFkA)
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What have you got against Megatokyo, Pete?
Jeff, I had no idea you read The Pond! I'm flattered!
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 01, 2006 06:13 PM (YadGF)
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I could've sworn I've left comments in the past... hmm. Either way, yeah, I've been lurking and reading for a few months now.
Posted by: Jeff Lawson at December 02, 2006 01:38 PM (OqFkA)
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Is the sad duck Ayu or the toy?!
Lol love that line, "Sad Duck in the Snow!"
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November 27, 2006
Nice Weather For Ducks...
From sunny and 70 degrees on Thanksgiving to 35 and pouring tonight. And Thursday?
Snow.
Ah, Midwest, could I love you more?
For what it's worth, Anime Night (featuring The Librarian) is Tuesday night; another CCS update should follow along shortly thereafter.
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November 23, 2006
HAPPY THANKSGIVING...

...from the entire Wonderduck family!
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Whoa, your family sure is big! And diverse!
Posted by: Andrew F. at November 23, 2006 03:02 PM (REpHt)
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And that's not even all of them, just the ones that could make it for T-Day! There's at least 15 others that, for one reason or another, didn't make it into the family photos.
You know what they say, the bigger the family, diverse it gets.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 23, 2006 09:18 PM (0Co69)
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November 21, 2006
Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens... er, Ducks.
Back in mid-October, I threw up a post entitled
"...Just Nod If You Can Hear Me...", which consisted of a lyric from Pink Floyd's
Comfortably Numb, to whit: "...is there anyone at home?"
SDB replied, "Ain't nobody here but us chickens, Boss."
Flash-forward to today, mid-November. I'm notified that there's a new comment to that post... which these days usually means 'oh boy, new comment spam, whee." But no! It appears to be a real person named Jody, who asks:
"Can anyone tell me where the quote "Nobody here but us chickens, boss" comes from?"
Which I can answer! It's from a song (though the saying probably predates the tune) called "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens." Which, it goes without saying, has been done numerous times by numerous bands, my favorite of which is The Bobs... aka "The World's Greatest Acapella Band." You can see a video of them doing "Chickens" RIGHT HERE!
Actually, the only videos of The Bobs that I can find online truly don't do them justice. For example, I first saw them perform in 1995 or so (at which point, I'd been listening to them for 10 years), with their best lineup: Janie Bob, Joe Bob, Matthew Bob, and Richard Bob. Seeing Janie and Joe just shred on their cover of "White Room" (done without any microphone tricks) was amazing.
And puts THIS version of "White Room" to shame. Amy Bob and Dan Bob are quite good, but watching Joe Bob Finetti do the guitar solo without any electronic trickery (or Janie Bob slamming her mic stand to the ground as she tore into the lyrics) was a special treat.
For more info on The Bobs, go to www.bobs.com, or search myspace for them.
You'll be glad you did.
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Actually, the reason that song was funny when it was written is because it was based on something even earlier. I'm pretty sure I first heard that line (and saw that situation) in a
Stepin Fetchit movie.
Which they still ran on TV when I was a kid. These days all of them are down the memory hole for the crime of gross political incorrectness.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 22, 2006 02:33 PM (+rSRq)
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November 19, 2006
November 18, 2006
So...
I'm not really blogging a lot right now. Lack of motivation, mostly. I AM working on an AMV post, but that won't go up until Sunday, like as not.
Just don't have a bunch to say these days, I guess.
I know quite a few peope who would be cheering after reading that last sentence...
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Consider yourself fortunate. I have nothing to say either, but it's not stopping me. Now I read it and think, why they heck am I writing this.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at November 18, 2006 05:59 PM (9imyF)
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Oh, yeah, I forgot. The wussification of F1 with green technologies. Champcar never looked soo good. BTW, I attended a honest to goodness Champcar race in San Jose. It was every bit as good as F1, similarly poor view from grandstands, and lots of people. BUT! The access to the motorhome area alone is worth it.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at November 18, 2006 06:01 PM (9imyF)
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Pete, you just gave me material for a post.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 18, 2006 07:23 PM (Eodj2)
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November 16, 2006
O, Canada...
20061116.1155: Canada detained a man at the Montreal airport that is thought to be a Russian spy. My question is this: what has Canada got that anyone would want to spy on?
Beer.
Moose.
Hockey.
Spider Robinson.
Trees.
Did I say 'Beer'?
Half of Niagra Falls.
Loonies.
...and, most importantly: YOUPPI!
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Someone actually responded to that post with a list of military and industrial assets in Canada that someone would want to spy on. I swear, I have some of the most humorless readers on the planet. Do I have to create a "Joke" tag and use it rigorously?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 16, 2006 07:19 PM (+rSRq)
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You mean Youppi! isn't a military asset? Certainly he was important... for many years, he was the only reason to watch a Montreal Expos game, even if they
were playing the Cubs.
"It's a small crowd here in Montreal, but they make up for it by being extremely quiet."
-Steve Stone
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 16, 2006 08:38 PM (YadGF)
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Forget about military and industrial assets. I am much more concerned about sharing our hockey secrets.
If they ever find out what we've been putting in the water all these years, Canada's doomed!
Posted by: Natedawg at November 17, 2006 06:47 AM (Q3LBS)
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November 12, 2006
I HATE COMMENT SPAMMERS!
I've gotten nigh on
60 pieces of comment spam here at The Pond today. This is frickin' ridiculous.
Hey, Comment Spammers... Osaka's got something for you:

Bastiches! All of 'em, bastiches!
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November 10, 2006
A Deleted Post.
There was a post here about something, but I've taken it down. In exchange, here's a picture of my favorite moment from
Kanon 2006 so far.

Treehugger? Nope, just Ayu.
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My favorite moment also includes Ayu, but it's the "backpack scene," where she keeps turning around, trying to see the wings. Too kawaii to be legal.
Posted by: ubu roi at November 14, 2006 05:16 PM (W+RtF)
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I mentioned that scene in your 'haremette' post!
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 15, 2006 04:17 AM (jnjCa)
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November 07, 2006
Something Like Lif... e.
No Anime Night with The Librarian this week. Not much going on, actually, and I've got no particular hankerin' to blog anything at the moment.
I'm open to suggestions, though. Got anything you folks would like The Pond to look at?
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I'd be interested in a progress report on "Card Captor Sakura". The only report we got on your last viewing session was about all the imported junk food you ate.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 08, 2006 06:05 AM (+rSRq)
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If you have any more AMV recommendations, I'm always up for that.
As soon as I get a working account with AMV.org again...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2006 02:27 PM (9mnkm)
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How about the F1 UPDATE! season review you mentioned a while ago?
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at November 08, 2006 05:32 PM (coFiU)
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