November 30, 2011
FIghter Argument Taking Longer Than Expected
I spent 90 minutes researching one of the planes, and typing details up took another hour. At this rate, I'll be done sometime around next July. Yeesh. I don't want to keep y'all in anticipation for too long, though.
While you're waiting, have a Wildcatfish!
I love that name...
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November 26, 2011
Some Thoughts About This Latest Re-Install
My graphics card still doesn't play well with HD WMVs on WMP10. It all works on ZoomPlayer though, so it's all the same to me.
What's a little weird is that, somewhere along the way, XP lost the drivers for my (integrated) sound card. No surround sound, in other words, which is odd. It's not a big deal, since the subwoofer still works perfectly well and I had a marginal surround setup anyway.
I'm now using FireFoxy 3, and... it'll take some getting used to.
I dunno if Microsoft Security Essentials is working or not, though it says it is. One thing that I
really like about it already is that it isn't nearly as intrusive as my former antivirus program. For as long as I've been blogging here at The Pond, it's always taken a long time for any page inside the blog to load... as long as two minutes or more for the "New Post" screen, for example. Now? A couple of seconds, max. Uploading pictures takes nary any time at all, where it used to take for-frickin'-
ever... which made all those picture-laden
RRG! posts even
more painful, if that's possible.
That's all, nothing really to report.
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MSE is working. They just did a better job on it.
Part of why Microsoft decided to write its own antivirus program was because the existing ones were crap, which slowed the system down intolerably and caused all kinds of other problems. It was damaging the brand.
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I just recently changed from Firefox 3 to 8, with a brief stop at 7. With a few tweaks to about:config, I got it working the way I liked. (For some reason they were hiding the transport part of the URL, I turned that off).
Some config options may have carried over. When I went from 2 to 3, they made it so that if you closed the last tab, the window went away and you exited firefox (Making it hard to choose a new bookmark)! I turned that off, but they would hide the X in the last tab. That's back now. But I'm not sure if the bad behavior would have persisted without that option.
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November 25, 2011
The Never-Ending Re-Install II
Great googly moogly. I started this latest reinstallation of my computer's operating system around 10am Friday morning.
Six freakin' hours later, I had finally... FINALLY... completed all the downloads, updates, installs and reboots. Never mind such things as loading up the usual suite of programs, of which only Firefoxy is now installed. I had to take a frickin' nap, I was so exhausted! Or maybe it was because Thanksgiving was exhausting, one of the two.
UPDATE: In the comments, Steven asks what the above picture is. Would you believe it's a water tank? It's part of the Metropolitan Area Outer Underground Discharge Channel, just outside of Kasukabe, Saitama, Japan. Built to prevent flooding of the city during typhoons, there's also five containment silos and about 6.5km of tunnels involved. Combined with the pumps in the 177m x 78m x 25m water tank, it can move 200 tons of water per second into the Edogawa River. I first became aware of it from
Ga-Rei Zero, where it's the location of the climactic scene of Ep01. See the below picture from how it looked there!
...and then the Schoolgirl In Black kills everybody.
There won't be a post about the Brazilian Friday Practice because, quite honestly, it was the same as always. If something significant had occurred I'd let you know, but other than a chance of rain sneaking in for Sunday, a sighting of Racey The Owl, and Force India going completely insane...
Force India's mascot for the race. I should send them a rubber duckie.
...nothing really happened. So I'm going back to finish restoring my computer to full operating status, and I'll see you all for Quals in the morning!
UPDATE: Does anybody have the uTorrent 2.2.1 installer sitting around on their hard-drive? The version I have is 2.0.4, and it won't update... and I've heard bad things about 3.0. Lemme know in the comments!
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By the way, that first picture is really amazing. What's it from?
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Steven, see the new UPDATE above for details of the location. I used that picture as a desktop for a while.
And thank you for the installer! Much obliged, and it's been moved into my "backup files" folder on two different external hard-drives AND a flash drive... I'm nothing if not paranoid.
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Actually, I don't need it anymore, but that's a convenient link to have. I knew it was available on the 'net, but I was gunshy about going to a site I've never been to before with an antivirus program I've never used before...
Good to see you back, Gerberette!
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Thank you for the link too. I seemed to misplace where I stashed my copy of UTorrent's installer, so having that place is like divine providence - all the more so since I think my PC is wheezing toward the end soon.
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November 23, 2011
Dragons Weep
When I was a young duckling of 9 or 10 years, confused and frightened by the divorce of my parents, I discovered the genre of writing known as science-fiction. While my first book was Frank Herbert's
Dune, and my favorite author Robert Heinlein (whose status remains unchanged some thirty-plus years later), the first
series of books I ever read was the
Pern series by Anne McCaffrey.
I don't know how I found it, to be honest. It may have come my way via Official First Friend of The Pond Vaucaunson's Duck, which means it probably came from the library of Vauc's father, Dr John. It may have been one of the many books I read when I visited mid-state Illinois. It's even possible I stumbled upon it on my own. However it occurred, I remember being utterly fascinated by the combination of ugly politics, high action, (what I now think of as shallow) characterization, and everywhere,
everywhere there be dragons.
Psychic dragons.
As a young'un, I totally loved the whole Pern universe. I inhaled the six books in the series (
Dragonflight,
Dragonquest,
Dragonsong,
Dragonsinger,
Dragondrums, and
White Dragon) as fast as they came my way, then read it again. And again, because I knew that the story was over. Then
Moreta: Dragonlady of Pern came out, and I thought I had died and gone to heaven: it was a prequel, which meant plenty of time (and stories) for more books! I was slightly confused by
Nerilka's Story, the next book, because it told the same story as
Moreta, just from a different point of view... nowadays, I find that sort of thing to be very clever, perhaps an offshoot of my love for secondary characters (don't tell me what Kirk does, tell me what Redshirt #4 did).
And then, somewhere along the way, I "grew up." Oh, I still read the
Pern books when they came out, but the critic in me began to notice the fairly bland characters, the overly-simple plotting, the
incredible amount of Mary-Sue-ing and on and on. I began to think of McCaffrey's world as one for a younger Me. I was excited to have
The Masterharper of Pern come out, as it finally filled in the backstory of my favorite character of the universe, Robinton. Then... the books kept coming, but I stopped reading. Then they kept coming, but with Anne McCaffrey's son Todd's name on the cover, and I rolled my eyes. Not for
me, thank you very much. I had moved on to deeper, harder science-fiction.
Today, Anne McCaffrey passed away after suffering a massive stroke. While I haven't opened one of her titles in years, inside of me that scared nine year old mourns the loss of a very creative writer, whose books helped shaped the sci-fi reader I am today. Thank you, Anne.
UPDATE:
Friend GreyDuck has similar thoughts.
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We have a somewhat similar reading history. I cut my teeth on Heinlein when I was 8 (Orphans of the Sky - the deeper implications in it didn't come to me until I re-reads it much later). I also read Pern, although it was my sister who bought them, so going to college was my excuse for stopping.
She had a huge effect on the genre in the '80's. I hope she is well-remembered today.
Posted by: Mauser at November 23, 2011 05:50 AM (cZPoz)
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I've never been a fan of McCaffrey's writing, but I've always had a lot of respect for her as a writer. When I turned sixteen I was able to drive to a larger market than my hometown and visit real book stores. I'm sure this is exaggeration, but it can't be too far off: I remember shelf after shelf of McCaffrey, sometimes even entire endcaps dedicated to her books. I always picked up one or more and flipped through, although I have to admit it was mainly the gorgeous covers that always caught my eye.
So McCaffrey taught me a very valuable lesson, IMO, about marketing. Even if I never read any of her books, either her or her publisher, or both, were brilliant. I could not go through the Sci/Fi-Fantasy section of Waldenbooks or B. Dalton's without picking up an Anne McCaffrey novel.
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It seems appropriate that I should learn about Anne McCaffery's death this way, from Wonderduck. McCaffery was my first "favorite" author, and I was as captivated by Pern and its denizens as W.Duck. I don't remember if I actually introduced the book to him, but it's likely, as there was a lot of cross-pollination going on between our SF collections.
As I got older my views of the books developed along the same lines as W.Duck, and they "just didn't hold up" - but I was so attached to the characters that I waded through the treacle just to see what happened to them. And was surprised by my tears when I read about Robinton's death. I don't think I've read any more of the series since then, and probably won't, but I'm very glad it was there for me growing up.
W.Duck and I were up-to-our-ears in Pern back then, to the point of adding contractions to our names for a while. And we made up a thread-fighting board game using an old sewing board with a 1 inch grid traced on it (the same board we used for Fight in the Skies, but that's a different story.)
So I echo W.Duck's sentiment - thank you, Anne.
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I read a few of McCaffrey's stories in ages past, but I was too old and cynical by then to enjoy them much. However, my mother loves the Pern books, and I was happy to find them on Audible.com for her recently.
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November 20, 2011
Photojournalism Teaser
A while ago, I said I was working on a "photojournalism project." It's taking much longer than I expected. It's also
costing more than I expected; supplies have run around $50 or so, and there's more coming... mostly batteries.
While you wait for this massive project to be completed, I'll leave you this teaser:
No, I'm not going to give you any point of reference for it... you'll just have to either wait or figure it out for yourself. Heh.
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I'm going to guess it is a Bathroom Set and it's going to have something to do with rubber ducks. The only other alternative where I've seen a backdrop like that involves fetish photography....
Posted by: Mauser at November 20, 2011 07:00 PM (cZPoz)
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Maybe he'll let who ever guesses what he's up to pick a blog topic for him to write about!
Posted by: Siergen at November 20, 2011 09:06 PM (OSPjN)
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I still think he's going to create a photo-inventory of his entire duck collection.
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November 19, 2011
Disaster Averted
As I mentioned in the comments of the post below, following what seemed to be a perfectly harmless link late last night/early this morning dropped me into a world of computer nightmare. To whit, my computer was infectorated with some nastyuglyick.
My anti-virus program is proving to be more turnstyle than blocker, I have to admit. To be sure, it notified me of the nastyuglyick, asked me if I wanted to block it... and then let it through anyway. That's not the first time that particular sequence of events has occurred, either.
Oddly, this nastyuglyick didn't really seem to do anything other than do annoying crepe. Much of that, I'm sure, is down to the wonders of Malwarebyte's Anti-Malware program, which did yeoman's work in cleaning and polishing my computer. I've done nine passes (including three full scans and one full scan in Safe Mode) with that greatest of disinfectorators, and I've been clean for the past six. Tack on a system restore to Thursday night, and I think a disaster has been averted.
Since last night/early this morning when the nastyuglyick first hit, there's only been one symptom... but it was a doozy, and I only just now finished fixing the last of the affected items. Somehow, the nastyuglyick changed every file folder to "hidden" status except for one: the programs folder, and everything in it. Every icon on the desktop was hidden as well, except for My Documents, the Recycle Bin... and My Computer. Everything else was missing, including everything under the START button. With the programs folder still being visible, I was able to run The King of Disinfectorators directly. With My Computer still being visible, I was able to get into Help & Support... which gave me a link to System Restore. And lo, it was cured.
Which doesn't mean that I trust that assumption, oh no. There's a Windows reinstall in my near future... fortunately, it's the week o' Thanksgiving, which means the Duck U Bookstore closes early on Wednesday... and I won't have to be back until the following Tuesday! I'm taking Monday off so I can devote my undivided attention to the last race of the F1 season on Sunday... all day, if need be. I suspect the reinstall will be done on Black Friday, that day that all retailers love and all retail employees hate. As I no longer work in "traditional" retail, I don't have to worry about it, and indeed for the past 7 years I've never left Pond Central at all on Black Friday... I refuse to inflict
that on myself for any reason, now that I don't have to.
So, a question: anybody have personal experience with Microsoft Security Essentials? Is it as good as the reviews suggest? Does it work?
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I like it. One thing that's nice is that it doesn't louse up system performance. Another is that Microsoft updates the brain files constantly, and they can be downloaded for free.I can't say I know how good it is at protecting me, since I practice "safe hex" and haven't ever been challenged. But test reports I've read say it's very good.
Frankly, if you don't have it,you should get it.
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The removal tool also got a couple full runs today; they came up clean as well. I've practiced safe surf for a while, but I thought if one of my readers posted the link... *shrug*
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I've been using Avast for many years now. I mostly practice "safe surfing", but I've hit a few bad files/sites along the way. Twice something managed to get past the defenses, everything else got identified and stopped.
My work laptop has MSE on it, and I like it enough that when I set up new machines for friends or family, that's what goes on them. I suspect when my current Avast licence expires, I'll switch to MSE.
I'd be curious what ickybad got you, the professional stuff tries hard not to make a nuisance of itself so you don't realize its there and get rid of it, and some kiddy that's just trying to be obnoxious and mess up your computer is rarely good enough to get past up-to-date security.
Posted by: David at November 20, 2011 01:28 AM (Kn54v)
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David, it shows up in MBAM's quarantine folder as Trojan.FakeAlert (three times), Trojan.Agent.Gen, Exploit.Drop, and six instances of PUM.Hijack.StartMenu.
I'm using Trend Micro's AntiVirus plus Spyware, and to say that I'm not impressed with it is... well... an understatement. I might just switch to MSE ASAP, even though I've got six months left on my TM license.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 20, 2011 01:43 AM (2YMZG)
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Oh, crap. THAT one. I've added "attrib -h -s -r" to my arsenal of required malware-fighting commands... and the first couple of times that our usual cleanup routine of "blow out the temp directories, that's where the malware usually lives" bit us in the ass since that's where the shortcuts had all been moved to, yeah, we had some angry clients then.
I want all these extortionware spyware adware jackasses strung up by their unmentionables. Every last one.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 20, 2011 10:14 AM (eHm8o)
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Trend let you down. There's no good reason to stay with it, license or no license.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 20, 2011 11:03 AM (+rSRq)
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How did this get through? I thought browsers were supposed to be all nicely sandboxed....
Personally, I like to keep "NoScript" running in Firefox to have more control over what websites are allowed to do on my computer, as well as Flashblock. I also run Spyware Search and Destroy and AVG Free. I've been clean for years now.
(If I'm really suspicious of a site, I can turn to my old 8.6 Mac and Netscape 4.7, but these days that reads almost nothing on the web.)
Posted by: Mauser at November 20, 2011 03:18 PM (cZPoz)
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That's interesting.
One of my co-worker's computers suffered a virus with similar behavior this past week. (Everything in Programs and Desktop was hidden.)
I think it was designed to be used on people who don't keep 'MyDocuments' or 'MyComputer' on the Desktop, but use the Start Menu to get to those entries. (Last few times I installed XP on anything, I had to manually switch to Classic Start Menu, and manually add 'MyComputer' to the Desktop.)
I don't know what else this virus was designed to do. Since my co-worker isn't the kind of guy who'd play with the game linked on the earlier post, my first guess is that the virus was spread by an embedded-ad-server.
What scares me is that a better-written virus (silently pwn a machine for use in a botnet, set up a spam-generating zombie, or some such) usually don't involve such obvious vandalism. A virus set up to probe the defenses of a network might not be visible to the average user. But such viruses can spread in the same way.
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November 15, 2011
Lassitude
I find I just don't have much in the way of spare spare time these days. I'm working on a huge bit of photojournalism and playing
Civ V and getting the Duck U Bookstore through inventory and playing
Civ V and reading 3000 pages of fiction and playing
Civ V and trying to catch up on my anime and playing
Civ V and you get the picture (and playing
Civ V). Inventory was today, so that'll loosen things up a bit; I won't be coming back to Pond Central as exhaustipated as I've been.
The fiction came as something of a surprise, as other than the
Haruhi Suzumiya light novels, I've not done much "casual reading" the past few years. What happened was that we got a shipment of remaindered books at the Bookstore, including a copy of
Off Armageddon Reef by David Weber... for $3.99. I picked it up, started reading... and kept reading. I then picked up the next three books in the series and read those, too. I finished the fourth book last night, so that'll loosen things up a bit. I won't be coming back to Pond Central exhaustipated and craving another fifty-odd pages.
The photojournalism... well, you're just gonna have to wait for that one. On the Anime front, I'm watching
Fate/Zero and
Ben-To as they come out, and I'm casually finishing up
Yuru Yuri and
iDOLM@STER from last season.
Ben-To has turned out to be the surprise hit of the Fall... a surprise to everybody but me. From the moment I
heard of the concept, I loved it.
So I'm sorta not focused on the blogginating at the moment. That should change soon, but unless CXT coughs up his topic from winning the last Mystery Ship contest, I'm not looking hard for anything to write about. That's okay,
Civ V is waiting...
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I'm working on a huge bit of photojournalism
hmmmmm.....
Posted by: brickmuppet at November 15, 2011 09:29 PM (EJaOX)
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Weber's Safehold series is interesting. It's starting to drag a bit in the later books, but still good stuff. If you like his writing and this concept, several of the ideas used in Safehold originally appeared in The Heirs of Empire, the third book in the Dahak trilogy. Same concept of high-tech people fighting a war on a primitive planet, but the book is split between the kids stranded on the planet and the imperial intrigue back home that resulted in them being stranded, plus other fun tidbits. Not as developed as the Safehold stuff, but much faster paced, etc. Heirs isn't in the free library, but the first book, Mutineer's Moon, is:
http://www.webscription.net/p-291-mutineers-moon.aspx
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My guess is that he's making a photo catalog of every duck he owns.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 15, 2011 11:28 PM (+rSRq)
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FYI, I don't know if French Anime counts, but I just spotted a rare BLACK rubber duck in Wakfu, Season 2 Ep 14.
Posted by: Mauser at November 16, 2011 06:21 AM (cZPoz)
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Thanks for mentioning
YuruYuri. Now I've got "yuruyurararara yuruyuri" going thru my head.....
Posted by: Ed Hering at November 16, 2011 01:13 PM (EQyr7)
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Let me guess....You have playing Civ5?
Sorry about the delay but I have been too busy (I would use 'occupied' but it has sadly been besmirched by contemporary connotations.) to really think of a subject. Either that or I have been watching the Persona 4 anime.
C.T.
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November 10, 2011
Just For The Record...
I gots nuthin'. Nuthin', I tell ya. And so I'm posting to tell youse that I've got nuthin', so youse don't come here thinkin' I got sumthin', cause I gots nuthin'. I'll have sumthin' tomorra, and I hope to have sumthin' really swell on Saturday, but right now? Nuthin'. But I'm not gonna leave youse with nuthin', nuh-uh. If I leave youse with nuthin', youse might t'ink that nuthin's all I'm ever gonna have, so here's sumthin' to keep youse from t'inkin' dat.
See, dat's sumtin' fer nuthin'. One t'ing it ain't is nuthin' from nuthin'. 'Cause nuthin' from nuthin' leaves nuthin', and you gotta have sumthin' or you gots a song that ain't gots no melody, I wanna sing it to my friends. Will it go round in circles? Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
See? Nuthin'.
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November 03, 2011
Name This Mystery Ship VIII
Go ahead, name this mystery ship! I dare you! If anybody gets it, they get a post of their own choosing (and I'll dine upon my chapeau).
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Posted by: brickmuppet at November 03, 2011 10:56 PM (EJaOX)
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WRONG!!! *points, laughs*
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 03, 2011 10:59 PM (o45Mg)
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I was going to guess the USS Sable or USS Wolverine, the training carriers that sailed mostly in Lake Michigan.
But the pictures don't quite match up.
It was a wag anyway.
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Posted by: Wonderduck at November 04, 2011 07:48 AM (o45Mg)
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There's a point of honor about not using Google image search, right?
Posted by: Ed Flinn at November 04, 2011 08:46 AM (RRq7w)
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Ed, I have no way of knowing if you're doing so. I think it's cheating and that you're less of a human being if you do, but I can't stop someone from using it.
I can understand the temptation; after all, a post on a topic of your choice is an incredibly valuable thing *rolls eyes*. I don't condone it, but I understand it.
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Only carrier I can come up off the top of my head with an island configuration like that is HMS Eagle. But some of the hull details do not match up.
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On a couple of previous "name that ship" competitions, after I'd given up, I did an image search just to see, without any intention of using that as my answer. Neither time did I get a result.
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Oh....I just realized my mistake. You got a GOOD one, Wonderduck! Hats off to you!
I take back my guess - it is not HMS Eagle, and you ruled out HMS Hermes. That means it is S.S. Mamari or Fleet Tender C. A decoy ship used by the Royal Navy during Big Mistake #2 to fool the Luftwaffe.
Good one!
C.T.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 04, 2011 03:12 PM (Igsff)
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CXT got it! Name your prize, C... remember, no pr0n, politics or religion, but otherwise anything goes.
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Also, what style/flavor of hat are you going to feast upon?
Posted by: Siergen at November 04, 2011 05:52 PM (sOpcO)
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Dang. I know I didn't win, but how about a post about the "fleet tenders"?
Posted by: V. Duck at November 07, 2011 10:44 AM (XVJDy)
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Sorry about the delay in getting back but I have been preoccupied with a few things over the weekend. Some pleasant, some not so much.
Hmmm....Let me think about that, Wonderduck. I have to go really deep to find something that I like covered (At least with regards to military history.) for a write-up. Hmmmm....
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November 01, 2011
Cloverfield
Back in 2007, the hype machine kicked into high gear for a film called
Cloverfield. It was one of those movies that I really wanted to see... while I've never been a monster movie kind of duck, this one seemed to be pretty clever. When it was
released in early 2008, however, I never had a chance to get to the theater and it came and went before I could. It got good reviews, cleared a tidy $150million over its production costs, and was generally considered a success. Thanks to the wonders of satellite television and a DVR, I finally got to watch it this evening.
Essentially a Godzilla film for the 21st Century, the concept was that a giant monster is attacking New York City. The hook, however, is that the entire movie is actually "found footage," from the digital video camera of a guy amusingly named Hud (which is an acronym for "Head's Up Display"). From the initial attack in the Hudson River (just barely seen from a rooftop) to a last desperate attempt to kill it by the US military, everything we see is from the point-of-view of Hud's camera. We see what he sees, or pointedly
doesn't see.
As a result, the monster is for the most part seen only in brief glimpses, and we never see the entire creature in one shot. This is a great conceit, one that goes a great way towards ramping up the tension of the movie. We "ride along" with Hud as he follows three of his friends, first in an attempt to get out of Manhattan, then in a rescue run of one of their girlfriends. Along the way, we see the Brooklyn Bridge destroyed, a battle between the US Army and the monster, people exploding from monster toxin, one tower of the Time-Warner Building leaning against the other, airstrikes, bombing runs from B-2 bombers, an oil tanker capsizing, people being eaten, self-propelled artillery pieces being stepped on, and on and on. The special effects are
excellent. You can believe that what you're seeing was actually happening and being filmed on a handheld camera... shaky picture and all. It's quite the wild ride to be honest. There's a
lot of things to like in
Cloverfield.
Unfortunately, the characters aren't one of them. The four main people are Rob, Lily, Marlena and Hud. Rob's a self-absorbed jerk who drags his friends on a quixotic mission to rescue his girlfriend... who is on the opposite side of the monster from where they are. Lily is a cipher. Marlena is a sarcastic, annoying twit who shows one brief flicker of humanity just before she dies, and Hud is a whiny twit who's constant complaining is just grating. Of course, he's the one who's dialogue we hear the most, mainly consisting of "Rob! Hey, Rob! Rob! Oh my god! Rob!" To be fair, they are under a lot of stress... it's not every day a 30-story monster eats your city... and they're supposed to be normal people thrust into a decidedly
not normal situation, but I think Director Matt Reeves and Director JJ Abrams went a little too far emphasizing that fact.
I realized about halfway through the movie that, while I couldn't care less what happened to the characters (unless they died... I was okay with that), I was having fun. That's the mark of an entertaining movie... maybe not a
good one, but an entertaining one. As is, I'd give
Cloverfield three and a half stars out of five, with a warning that the "shakycam" style of filming will not suit everybody's taste. It was definitely worth the 90 minutes, though it's not likely to be a rewatch.
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I liked this movie too. Now how much of that was due to the fact that I watched the RiffTrax version I can't really recall. I just remember I laughed a lot.
I liked the monster and, although it was annoying at first, it was kind of exciting not knowing exactly what was going on because of the character perspective. And those people really needed to die...and die a lot earlier in the movie than they did.
I watch a lot of movies I normally wouldn't have because of RiffTrax. It was the only way I could get thru
Battlefield Earth. And even then it was hard at times.
Posted by: Gerberette at November 06, 2011 09:09 PM (5DC9/)
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It's a fantastic idea for a movie. Monster attack, but not from the perspective of the military/plucky scientists. Just regular schmoes stuck in the middle of the attack. Unfortunately, I agree that the characters were lacking.
With respect to the shakycam, I couldn't stand it. I almost got sick in the theater. I normally don't have any problems with shaky cams or FPS games, but for whatever reason, this movie hit me exactly wrong (especially the part where they go up in the leaning skyscrapers). It could also have been that I was in the theater - I've noticed that stuff that feels visually overwhelming in the theater is more manageable on a smaller scale...
Posted by: Mark at November 06, 2011 11:33 PM (i24Ag)
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