Delay Delay Delay
So last night I went to sleep early, intending to wake up in time to watch the F1 race live form Brazil. Instead, I had a nightmare of a night. From around midnight to maybe 6am-ish, I was basically up every hour dealing with... um... a warp core breach.
I've had more fun. Anyway, the amount of sleep I had last night was insufficient to my needs which also led to massive headache that made me... um... cranky. I had to cancel brunch with the folks, sort of moved around in a daze until I sat down to watch the race around noon, then promptly dozed off with a sandwich in my hand. Once I woke up, I rewound the race, started it again, then dozed off at about the halfway point. Didn't miss much, though. Now that I've watched the thing, I'm going to go back to bed. When I awake, I suspect I'm going to feel like a overcooked strand of mafaldine.
You can probably see where I'm going with all this. It's not like the race was all that exciting anyway. Bear with me, I am old and tired.
I Blame Pixy. And J Greely. And Maybe Greyduck Too. (UPDATED)
Based on reviews, blurbs, comments, and otherwise out-and-out love given out over the years by the people in the title, I just bought the audiobook version of Storm Front, the first of The Dresden Files series, by Jim Butcher.
There are 15 books in the series.
I'm a inveterate completionist.
What have you done to me? I thought we were friends, man.
UPDATE: J says below that the first books would probably be improved if they got someone good to read them, audiobook-wise. They got someone good: James Marsters. Who?
Oh. Spike! From the Buffyverse. Guess what? He's really damn good. Stage trained, studied at Juilliard, that sorta thing. His take on Harry Dresden as a worn-down, kinda tired private eye-kinda figure is... well, I can't really say. I mean, I think it's perfect, but not having read the books, I can't compare it to my "mental reading", y'know? To me, it works perfectly.
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Oh no, you can't pin this one on me. I got about three books in and wandered off again. (I'm not here to crap on the books so I won't go into why.) I don't recall offering effusive praise for the Dresden books. Butcher is a whiz-bang writer, though, so you'll probably enjoy 'em.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 06, 2017 08:46 AM (rKFiU)
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The first one is the weakest, and it takes him a few books to grow out of the monster-of-the-week plotting and some obvious cut-and-paste narrative. They don't suck, though, and they set up some really good crunchy bits for later. I suspect the audiobooks probably improve the first few, if they're read by someone decent.
My biggest gripe about the novels (after about book 7) is that Butcher assumes you read the short stories as they came out in various themed anthologies. The first batch was collected in Side Jobs, but the second collection doesn't come out until next summer.
The TV show was pretty good, but only loosely connected to the novels.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at November 06, 2017 11:23 AM (tgyIO)
3OH yeah. I DO offer effusive praise for that series.
Posted by: Ed Hering at November 06, 2017 12:09 PM (kublq)
And yeah, the TV show is different in many small ways but got the tone exactly right. Shame it didn't get picked up for at least a second season.
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GD, I apologize, in researching who to blame I mixed up someone else's comment with your name, which was right above it. Or below it. Next to it? This was over at Pixy's place, mind you, not here.
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Marsters is a good choice. I listened to that sample chapter just now, and it works.
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I like Dresden a lot myself. I agree the first three or so books are weaker, but they are still quite entertaining. And Butcher is developing as an author. The most recent, Skin Game, was EXCELLENT. I keep checking for the release date for Peace Talks, but apparently he's still writing it. Sigh.
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...Just For One Day, We Are All Grape.
If you're the type of person who reads The Pond regularly, then there's no doubt in my mind that you've heard the story of Grape-kun. If you are new here, or read The Pond only for the F1 ("I only read it for the articles!" Kids, get your parents to explain), let me give you a quick version of this tale of devotion and love.
Earlier this year, the Tobu Zoo in Miyashiro, Saitama Prefecture, held a promotion that saw standups of characters from the anime series Kemono Friends placed in various animal enclosures. This actually makes more sense than many such ideas in Japan, as Kemono Friends is about animals in a large zoo that, due to exposure to unobtanium, have become anthropomorphized. The show was a popular one, and attendance had increased in other zoos that had done the same promotion, so why not? In Ep08, we are introduced to an idol group called "PPP", which is made up of anthropomorphized penguins. At least one of the members of PPP had their promotional standup put in the penguin enclosure at Tobu Zoo. Where it was encountered by a Humboldt Penguin named "Grape-kun".
A little bit of backstory here. Grape-kun was over 20 years old, and ten years ago he had been dumped by his mate. He had been single ever since. However, park keepers quickly realized that Grape-kun was enamored of the standup of Hululu that had been put in the penguin enclosure. He would spend the entire day by the rock she was on, would go into a known courtship pose, and would have to be separated from Hululu so he would remember to eat. When the promotion ended, all of the standups were removed... except for Hululu's, as zookeepers were afraid of what would happen to Grape-kun if they did. The story hit the twitters in May and quickly went worldwide. Grape-kun had a waifu, and anime fans around the globe found they were relating to a Japanese penguin. Hululu's voice actress met Grape-kun, Tobu Zoo's attendance went through the roof, fans made pilgrimages to see the pair, and there were (and are) calls for Grape-kun to become a character in the next season of Kemono Friends.
On Friday, Grape-kun passed away at the age of 21. According to the zoo, he had suffered a short illness. He had been removed from the enclosure, but Hululu's standup had been with him until the end.
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After a rough weekend, I don't know if I needed this or not. I'm crying now, anyway. That's a sweet story. I think. Or maybe it's creepy and broken. I can't tell anymore.
Nah, I'm happy. That's cute. And it goes into the queue.
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"So, pretty much like the last 12 years then, huh?"
That's not fair. I was clever once. Go back and reread the Ben-To! writeups, those were pretty good. I really liked Ep08's... that's the one with the Claude Rains joke. I should really try doing something like that again. Oh, did you know that the OST for Ben-To! is flippin' amazing?
I've got this on my playlist at work, and every time it comes on, I wonder if the folks on Sirius/XM's "smooth jazz" channel know about it.
GD, you should like this track in particular. This one came on the mp3 player Friday night, around 9pm at work, I'm the only person in the entire building, and most of the lights were off... I near to wet myself when the whispering started. Good times, good times.
"Why is there a puddle on the floor?" "I don't think I'm hungry now. Ew."
Ah, the clever Wonderduck witticisms. Pee humor, everybody loves that! Anyway, that's all I got, eat some oreos!
"You Have Chosen... Poorly."
I have been driving for maybe 34 years altogether, and I know that I'm good at it. My last ticket was back in 1987, given to me by a cop in a bad mood that pulled me over for turning left in an intersection when the light turned red. So, yeah, I didn't even deserve the ticket I got, and it's long past showing up on my record. I am safe, controlled, and well-behaved. I turn my brights off before an oncoming car can see them, for heaven's sake. But this morning, I had to make that most terrible of decisions every vehicular operator must make at least oncein their motoring lives.
I was driving to work, a beautiful fall day in the offing. The blue skies were lightly dotted with fluffy white clouds, the sun shone warmly (but not too warmly) upon the land, and there was even a pleasant breeze to enjoy. My trip to work takes about 10 minutes or so from parking lot to parking lot, and as I drove I took a moment to admire the scenery along my route. It's a kind of semi-rural street, if that makes sense. There are homes, but spaced much further apart than they'd be in a city or town, and many of them border cornfields or very large lawns. Trees line the road on either side, set back a bit but still looming over the drive. Deer are a not-uncommon sight, particularly at night as they do deer-like things. I've even seen notadogs, canine-shaped animals that I'm sure are not the friendly family pets we've come to know and love, peering out of the overgrowth. It's also very hilly, almost rollercoastery... there are times during the winter that I avoid that route out of fear.
So there I am, driving along at a brisk pace, when up ahead of me I spot a dark shape in the middle of my lane... clearly a dead animal. Raccoon, possum, biggest damn squirrel ever, something like that, too far away for me to tell right then. And it was then that I had to make The Choice. I had three options in front of me. First, I could drive right over it. Or, I could go off the road to the right... this was a bad idea, for there was a drainage ditch just a couple of feet off the roadway, the bottom about eight feet below street level (though only a few feet below the level of the yard attached to it). There was no run-off area otherwise. Or third, I could swerve into the oncoming lane of traffic. So really, no choice at all. I positioned the Duckmobile just slightly off-center right to the deceased animal, as that particular model year had a weird mounting for the exhaust system/muffler that makes it visibly hang lower than the bottom of the car. There wouldn't be any problem clearing the recently-departed furry thing. And then, just as it passed below the front of my car, I realized that I had just made a terrible, terrible mistake. It was bigger than I expected... and it had a white stripe on black fur.
The sound the skunk's body made as it hit the underside of my car was... not pleasant. But the smell... oh god, the smell. Even worse? It wasn't going away! The smell clung to my car like the skunk was... still...
I looked in the rear view mirror. The skunkcorpse wasn't there. And then, suddenly, it was, bouncing down the road as it scrubbed off all the momentum it had gained by being stuck underneath my car. The sudden urge I felt to... um... "review inputs"... was not entirely due to the stench that followed my vehicle.
I have never been so glad to leave my car and head into work. And I have never felt more trepidation than I felt this evening as I left the pleasant, airconditioned, mostly smell-free, office. There was only the faintest whiff of skunk's revenge.
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I still feel kind of bad. Oh well.
I'm glad your car doesn't smell too bad!
Posted by: Mrs. Will at September 29, 2017 07:12 AM (JPRju)
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Where I live, we have one of the densest skunk populations in the Western United States. I would guess that a skunk gets run over within scent of my house about once a week. Most times, the smell spreads over the whole area at the time, then it dies down and you only notice if you drive past the scene. We also get lots of skunk/dog interaction, and most of the dogs have learned enough to not get sprayed unless they encounter a skunk without realizing in advance what it was. But if the skunk sprays nearby and hits a fence or the side of a house, you'll smell it for hours.
This summer, my brother's dog got sprayed bad and fled inside while they weren't home. She had rolled on the carpet and rubbed against pretty much every piece of furniture trying to get the paste off by the time they got home, and it took them weeks and multiple visits by professional cleaners, not to mention throwing out tons of stuff, to get the smell out of their home.
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Enjoying a pleasant night drive past Flagstaff, Arizona, I saw something like that in my high beams, far enough in advance for my brain to register the word "skunk" but not in time for my hands and feet to do anything useful about it.
Hearing the poor guy go "thump" under the car filled me with unpleasant emotions above and beyond the killing of an animal. From the horror stories one hears, I was afraid I might have to burn the car or something. (I didn't know it at the time, but in retrospect, digging a pit and setting fire to the Antichrysler might not have been an entirely bad thing...)
Thankfully skunks have a fairly directional weapon, and the BUTT TOWARD ENEMY label was pointed at the pavement. Continuing the rest of the way to Kingman with all four windows down reduced the smell to a level I could live with, and I'm sure that within a day or two it was largely psychosomatic.
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And of course, there were the amazing abstract sculptures you would extract from the lamp housings when someone didn't wipe off the bulb....
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I had a thought towards actually doing something this evening. Instead, I wound up taking a six hour nap. Six freakin' hours!
That wasn't the plan. That wasn't the plan at all.
I slept all weekend, too. Not sure it was the best thing, but it's done already.
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You blog about all these car races... where are your selfies there?
And, because this is written: please do not misunderstand: after a decade of the blog version of you, I want you well.
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Given what I've said about my mood, it's up to you to figure out if "a surprise" is going to be something good, or the blogging equivalent of a horse's head under your sheets. Look forward to it. Heh. Heh heh.
My Sides Hurt And I Can't Breathe
That's not usually what you want to read, I'll admit, but don't worry! It's entirely self-inflicted. To begin with, I need to explain a little of what's going on here. I dunno if any of you play Rainbow Six: Siege? I don't, but I've seen a ton of gameplay footage thanks to the good folks over at Bo Time! Gaming. I've mentioned them before... they're the geniuses behind the War Thunder Fail Montages. Anyway, they have like fifty RS:S vids, and after watching them I know that I'll never play the game. Not my cuppa, y'know? Doesn't mean that I don't enjoy watching them play, though. Bo & Co. seem to be quite good... except when they're doing very weird things. "I am pushing little cart" leaps to mind. Anyway, from there it was a short distance to finding various RS:S Fail Vids. Again, I don't play, but funny is funny. Along the way, I discovered a youtube channel named GameSprout... for reasons, I guess. Their stuff has been uniformly entertaining, sometimes laugh-out-loud funny. So what does all this have to do with me suffocating? One of the best things about GameSprout is their tendency to put sound clips over their fail vids. It might be a simple spoken "tah-dah", a record scratch, or something complex... all for the sake of a gag. Now, if you've ever played a multiplayer FPS game, you've undoubtedly come across the sight of someone rapidly crouching, then standing up, then crouching again, ad infinitum. This is teabagging, and it's usually quite a rude gesture. In games such as these, however, there's often no way to "make contact" with players on the other team, so if you're into opening lines of communication, you have to make do with what's available. Crouching, swaying from side to side, turning rapidly as a head-shake "no", that sort of thing. GameSprout loves working this activity into their videos, usually accompanied by a "yep" sound. For whatever reason, I've always chuckled when I've seen/heard it. And then this video was released a couple of weeks ago:
The money bit is from 7:57 to 8:17 (with another short clip breaking it up). Go ahead and watch, I'll wait.
Done? Okay, cool. For whatever reason, that little stretch of video makes me laugh so hard I have problems breathing, tears roll down my face, so on and so forth. I mean, first the contact with the opposing team in the airplane, then they join in, and all of them get their own "yep"s... then in the second part, the "yep"s get more and more frantic. That's what usually gets me, the frantic yepping all over the place. Laughter like I haven't had in a long time, that's what that is.
Failclipse
Duckford had a little problem today. It was overcast and cloudy... at least, it was overcast and cloudy when it wasn't overcast, cloudy and raining. In fact, when I took my camera and tripod outside, it was dripping a bit. I wouldn't go so far as to call it "rain", but there was water coming from the sky. The upshot of all of this is that instead of the sun being a visible disk, it was instead a diffused blob of light. Still, I gave it my best shot... but most of the pictures turned out like this:
Don't fool yourself into thinking there's a bit of moon arc visible there at the bottom; this picture was taken around 130pm, less than 15 minutes past the most occluded time. We were supposed to get about 86% coverage. At 116pm, the sun was still casting clear shadows. Feh. Still, the shots weren't all bad.
I call this one "Accidental Hubble." Particularly in its larger form, it reminded me of dozens of Hubble shots with dust clouds occluding something bright in the center, y'know? Just not as pretty. So I have that going for me. Which was nice. And then, scrolling through the pictures I came across this one:
By whatever quirk of optics you may care to name, I somehow managed to catch what I assume is a reflection of the eclipse as seen inside the camera lens. Maybe it's a trick of the mirrorless camera I use. Maybe it's bouncing off the sun filter. Maybe it's Maybelline. All I know is that it's upside down from what we were supposed to be seeing here in Duckford. And blue. I have no idea what that's all about. So there you have it... the best picture of the Great American Eclipse I was able to take.
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As my daughter said, it was a "failpoceclipse". The eclipse didn't meet expectations, and the world didn't end.
Posted by: Ben at August 22, 2017 06:16 PM (S4UJw)
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I drove up to South Carolina to see totality. First couple of pictures I took with my cell phone, as the eclipse were forming, were blurry, fuzzy nothings. Then I remembered my phone's camera has a manual mode. Simply turning that on and changing the shutter speed to it's largest value/shortest interval, 1/3200, let me get recognizable, if somewhat blurry, pictures.
Being able to look up at the midday sun and see the ring of light was really cool.
Posted by: Rick C at August 23, 2017 11:33 AM (ITnFO)
Just Where Have You Been, Wonderduck?
It was a long week, so I've been relaxing. Next week, miracle of miracles, we're only on five hours of mandatory OT. Which is like a gift from the gods as far as I'm concerned... five hours is practically nothing!
"You weren't planning on using the pocket watch as a metaphor for time, were you? Yeah, I didn't think so."
I've also been working on a huge project for The Pond, the culmination of which will come tomorrow, weather permitting. Yep, that's right, I'm going to try some eclipse photography on Monday! Even have the blessing of my employers, who have encouraged everybody to go outside and experience the "once in a lifetime" event (which will happen again in seven years)... with proper precautions, of course. I've acquired the filters needed, permission to bring my camera onto the production floor (have to leave it in a supervisor's office until I need it), and hopefully I'll get something good out of it. Sadly, the forecast is for overcast, clouds, and thunderstorms tomorrow, so all my preparations may be for naught. But, weather permitting, I'll be out there.
It's... unlikely that any Akus will be created. I hope.
On the "more" page, I've put some music that I've misplaced a couple of times before... this time, they won't get away again! Enjoy, or not. Whichever. I'm not picky.
GrrrrrrrrRARRRRRGH
First I slept like... um... something that sleeps really badly... last night. Then I got to work, looked at the claims rotation, and realized I was staring at nine hours or more of the worst type of claim possible. Not only has the client gone out of their way to make them more difficult, and thus slower, but they've also instituted new automation software that's supposed to take the easy claims out of the queue and do them automagically. This has been tried before. It didn't work then, and it's not working now. Which means we have to fix the problems they caused. AGAIN.
Then the lady who sits immediately to my left debuted a new perfume today. By the bucketful. And she was using her scented hand lotion nigh on constantly... like, every 20 minutes or so. Neither smell alone was overly offensive, though it's kinda rude to inflict that upon others in close proximity. Combined, however... combined, it was like an olfactory sledgehammer right between the eyes. Worse, the smell lingered. A blanket nastygram from the boss (at my request-slash-plea) got her to at least cut out the lotion, but the damage had already been done. It wasn't a migraine, but dear merciful heavens it does hurt a lot.
Then, as if all that wasn't enough, during the last two hours of the day, I was stuck there with three other people doing their overtime. They were spread out across the room, and decided that they just had to talk to each other. Without leaving their desks. By yelling. Loudly enough that it got through the music playing loudly in my headphones. Loudly.
With a bad headache. Friggin' shoot me. Tomorrow will be more of the same, only Friday. I'm so looking forward to it.
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Isn't there a policy about the overly-scented thing? I know OHSU does, and my migraine-suffering friend has had to make an issue about certain coworkers over the years who ignore said policy.
At any rate: GRRARGH indeed. Sorry, friend.
Posted by: GreyDuck at August 18, 2017 07:53 AM (rKFiU)
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Could always be worse. Power outage plus CPAP = no fun!
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at August 18, 2017 05:03 PM (/lg1c)
3"Isn't there a policy about the overly-scented thing?"
As my boss puts it, "some people see that policy and say they don't mean me, I smell great!"
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 18, 2017 09:54 PM (sfI9H)
Posted by: GreyDuck at August 19, 2017 05:58 PM (rKFiU)
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On the bright side... Aria the Animation is now on Crunchyroll, converting lots of young'uns.
And there is an English dub kickstarter.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 20, 2017 07:32 PM (2yIhf)
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I backed the Kickstarter for Aria so I can score a fresh shiny Blu Ray copy of The Animation. Looks like one of the stretch goals is basically "and the next series too."
Posted by: GreyDuck at August 21, 2017 07:38 AM (rKFiU)
Two of the stretch goals are for the next series, actually. Even though I have never watched Aria and never been interested in it, I backed the Kickstarter because I want to support dubbing lesser known anime and thus raising their profiles.
I was actually at the Rightstuf/Nozomi industry panel at Otakon when the Dark Lord himself (Rightstuf head Shawne Kleckner.) dropped the surprise announcement about the Kickstarter about 30 minutes into it. That got almost as much attention as the news about Gundam Wing and Revolutionary Girl Utena.
As an aside for anyone whose Google-fu is better than mine at the image search - I am looking for an overhead photoreconnaissance shot taken by B-29 of Yamato at Kure, circa March 1945.
Posted by: cxt217 at August 21, 2017 05:26 PM (kS3Mo)
Why A Duck: The Story Of An Obsession In Five Acts, Act II
Gesundheit.
As you may remember, in Act I of this tale Our Hero gained the first member of what would eventually become known as The Flock. One would think that would be the beginning of a beautiful tale. One would be incorrect.
Act II: The Duck Dark Ages
Things were not good. Our Hero, yours truly, was in truly dire straits. Two reasons for this. The first was simple: he had been kicked out of grad school and his dream of being a professional lighting designer had just shattered. The second reason was more existential: he had just failed at something important for the first time in his life. Along the way, he'd managed to screw up just about everything you could think of, and a few more besides. Thus, it should come as no surprise that Our Hero was mostly a seething ball of hate. He had moved back to the Old Home Pond, with Momzerduck and Ph.Duck, and we should all feel a moment's pity for them at this time. Our Hero was only barely human at this point, bitter and resentful of the world at large. It's fortunate that he mostly stayed in his bedroom for the first few months, exiting only to go shopping for more cigarettes and alcohol.
And Scooter the Wonderduck was in a box in the closet, along with other things that didn't really fit in the bedroom. Plus, unhappy bundles of evil didn't do rubber ducks. They just don't. Eventually, Our Hero got a job in the music department of BigBlueBoxRetailer, and got his radio gig back to boot. After a year or so, he'd leave BBBR for the greener pastures of an independent comic book store that he'd been shopping at since he was young. Another year passed and he'd quit that to become a telemarketer, then came a stint with RadioShanty. It was around this time that Our Hero met The Librarian, which coincidentally led to a job with a mall-based bookstore chain that rhymed with Maldenrooks as a store manager. This was 1999, and the future had begun to look somewhat exciting to Our Hero, but Scooter stayed in the box in the closet, forgotten. In 2001, Our Hero moved out of the Old Home Pond to Pond Central. One day that first week as unpacking occurred, Scooter saw the light of day again. He immediately got a spot on the computer desk, alone but important.
Then things went right to hell again. 9/11 happened, the Maldenrooks home office announced that Our Hero's store was to be closed at the end of the year, and that all of the employees would be offered positions at the Boredoors on the other end of town. As it turned out, all the employees but the manager. During the worst economic downturn in 20 years. For the next 18 months, Our Hero looked for work... and failed miserably. While he didn't become a hermit, his life was spent applying for jobs and not getting one.
Then, one day, while he was out shopping for foodstuffs, he noticed something. There, in the toy section of the children's aisle (right across from the shampoo and q-tips), was a rubber duckie... cute one, too. A moment later, the duckie had been added to the shopping cart... Scooter the Wonderduck probably was lonely after all. And thus did Scooter II: The Wrath of Khan become the second member of what would become known as The Flock.
There was no way for anybody to realize just how important that chance encounter was, nor what it would eventually lead to.
Speech-like Substance
Back in the days of enforced vacation, it was common for me to not leave my apartment for days at a time. Indeed, at one point it reached 10 days, but that was because it was very very cold, and ducks hate cold.
However! During those times, even in the worst of the periodic depressions I would go through, I would still talk. Maybe an Amazon delivery would be delivered by the postal worker, or I'd get a phone call from Ph.Duck, or maybe, just maybe, a phone interview for a job. In any case, words were a definite thing I'd do.
Which makes it entirely strange that I've literally not spoken a word since approximately 630pm Monday evening. I went to work at my normal time, left ten hours later, and not one word was said. Not because I was being unfriendly or anything like that... there just wasn't any reason to say anything. Nobody directed conversation my direction, nor vice-versa, my next-door neighbor is sick so she hasn't been in this week, my boss who's always up for Cubs talk is on vacation a business trip, and during my lunch I went into the breakroom and promptly fell asleep for the whole thing.
People used to find it amusing, but nowadays nary an eye is blinked. But anyway, as I write this it's going on 30 hours without speaking, and the earliest I'll be in to work tomorrow will be 9am... well. I dunno about you, but when I go a while without vocalizing, my voice comes out like a bag of gravel being dumped down an HVAC vent. Should be interesting tomorrow.
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I usually can't go that long. I start talking to myself. Just say thoughts out loud instead of internally.
Posted by: Ben at August 08, 2017 11:22 PM (S4UJw)
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Same here, Ben. Lacking conversation partners, I'll pair off with myself and I won't even catch myself doing it for a few minutes...
Posted by: GreyDuck at August 09, 2017 10:00 AM (rKFiU)
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I talk to myself even when other people are there to hear me. I try not to do it at work, but when I'm digging into budgets, I usually have to verbally walk myself through what I'm doing or my train of thought becomes completely derailed.
Also, I just plain like talking to myself, because I can set myself up for all the best lines. So yeah, when you're driving down the road and you see a chick in a blue car talking a blue streak even though there is no one else in the vehicle...that might be me. Thank goodness for hands-free phones because now people just assume I'm using one of those.
Posted by: Mrs. Will at August 09, 2017 12:57 PM (xXZq3)
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Talking to yourself: normal.
Holding a conversation: normal.
Having an argument: questionable.
Losing the argument: nuts.
Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2017 04:54 PM (DMPne)
Posted by: Mauser at August 09, 2017 08:38 PM (TYvUn)
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I went until 2pm without saying anything, and that was "Thank you." My boss, who is on vacation on a business trip, sent the team a picture of her looking stern with the message "I'm watching you."
I replied with this, there was much laughter around the room, and someone said "Great response, Wonderduck." It would have been churlish of me not to say something.
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 09, 2017 11:01 PM (OWq5H)
On The 'L'
So a few nights ago I get a steam message from friend Ben from the mysteriously named Midnite Tease, who really needs to blog some more. "I'm working on a modeling project," the aforementioned Ben says, "do you know anything interesting about Chicago's El?" After sending him a few links that I knew of, I did a little bit of digging myself... just for the 'L' of it.
Yes, I'm sorry. And yes, 'L' is the correct abbreviation, including the little quote marks. Leastwise, that's how the CTA does it, and if anybody knows, it's them. Anyway, since "anything interesting" covers a lot of ground, here's some cool pictures I've found along the way.
Diamonds Are Forever
Down in the Loop, Tower 18 is the control point for the confluence of five different routes, or "lines" as they're called in Chicago: the North-South running Brown and Purple lines, the East-West Pink and Green, and the Orange line, which runs to Midway Airport. Railroad diamonds scare me... they seem like magic. Solid tracks crossing each other without the trains derailing? I don't see it.
We Can Build It!
1908, and what would eventually be called the 'L' has been in use in one form or another for nearly 20 years. Mostly it was ground-level rail then, and it pretty much didn't go downtown at all due to obtuse trackage rights problems, but once those got figured out (i.e., enough bribes were passed around) some bright spark had the idea to not clog the streets. So they called out the heavy machinery, which I really hope was called "The Spider", because c'mon look at it, and began building. Chicago can really build things, y'know that?
Unscheduled Stop
February 4th, 1977. Due to a routing problem and an engineer smoking weed on the job, one 'L' train bumped into the back of another at low speed. The engineer, sitting at the other end of the train, continued to apply power until, inevitably, some of the cars jackknifed and derailed. One of the special problems you get with elevated tracks is that when you get a derailment, it's generally a Very Bad Thing. Two cars ended up on the ground, a third stopped only by a support, and a fourth (in the upper left-hand corner) dangling from the station at Randolph and Washington. Two died, something like 177 were injured. I vaguely remember this happening, as Momzerduck and I had only just moved from the Chicago area to Duckford. It scared me as a young waterfowl... "trains that I rode on crashed! It could have been me!" I was a simple duck back then. A different angle of the aftermath can be found here.
Art Or Something Like It
Sometimes utilitarian objects can be beautiful with the right lighting. Adams and Wabash Station, butting right up against buildings on either side, looking north to one of Chicago's ubiquitous skyscrapers. I'm sure it's ugly most of the time, but the photographer got it right here.
That's it. Nothing special, just some cool photos. Carry on.
Posted by: Ben at August 06, 2017 10:54 PM (B1bvu)
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This is why I play Sim City (and more recently, Cities: Skylines). Cities are lovely to look at, particularly at night. Incredibly intricate tinkly machines.
But I wouldn't want to live in one.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 07, 2017 04:47 AM (2yngH)
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It DOES make our little metro light-rail network seem adorably quaint by comparison, I admit.
Posted by: GreyDuck at August 07, 2017 07:43 AM (rKFiU)
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I love the concept of mass transit - when I have traveled overseas, I've enjoyed being able to simply hop on the S-bahn or whatever and get to town easily and (relatively) quickly - but it so does not work where we live. There are no zoning restrictions, and everything is spread out. Consequently, there really isn't a way to have a stop near your home that takes you to a stop near your work that doesn't involve walking for probably an hour or more. (Which would be fine as long as it wasn't 100 degrees and humid with a cloud of mosquitoes following you, or heavy rain soaking through your umbrella and trench coat and filling your path with fast-moving, ankle-deep water.)
Cool pictures, thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Mrs. Will at August 07, 2017 08:10 AM (UFwiA)
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The one major flaw of the "L" (and most of the CTA for that matter) is that its still tied to that 100 year old route plan. Its great for going from Somewhere to Downtown quickly, but surprisingly garbage at going from Not-Downtown to Somewhere-Else-Not-Downtown.
Posted by: Karl Drexler at August 07, 2017 07:21 PM (f2hU9)
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Karl, it's been a long time since I've spent any time on the 'L', and what time it was was going from Somewhere to Downtown.... or, to be more specific, O'Hare to Wrigley Field. (Blue Line to Red Line)
Having looked at the route map, though, it's hard to disagree with your assessment.
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 07, 2017 08:31 PM (0VN87)