Your Weekly Asuka, Ep08
-Hibike! Euphonium, Ep08
In contrast to last week's episode, Episode 08 was much lacking in The Goofy Cute. She was very much a tertiary character this week, as the show focused on relationships between the mains this time around.
But that's okay, because this episode was amazing. I mean, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself as much watching an episode of ANY anime as much as I did this one. I laughed, I teared up a bit, I wished I was 30 years younger for a few minutes.
Asuka wasn't in sight very much, but a little speech she gave after one of her friends prayed for luck at auditions was telling. I paraphrase: "Playing music is all about your effort, hoping a god helps you just cheapens it." Amen, and that's why I was never very good. The thing was, I knew I wasn't very good, and that after all the effort, after all the practice... I still wouldn't be very good. It's a humbling experience to know that.
If you're not watching Hibike! Euphonium, you're missing out on the best series this season, and probably this year. Sure as heck it's the best series KyoAni has done since Clannad/Clannad AS. I have high hopes for the new ARIA series coming out in a few months, but it's going to have to work really hard to surpass HibEuph.
So why aren't you watching?
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Amazing, absolutely amazing. If they don't bobble this, it's going to end up as one of the top couple or three shows KyoAni have ever done. Everything works, every single bit of it.
This show may also become the gold standard for yuri storylines in anime, if this episode is anything to go by. Yes, I am rooting for Oumae/Kousaka here.
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 27, 2015 10:53 AM (/zxpg)
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Well, since you asked nicely... I'm not watching because the way it handles the story and characters is not very fun. It's basically Yowamushi Pedal with girls. I dropped Euphonium twice: after the first sub-arc finished in ep.4 and at the end of ep.7 after the excessive enthusiasm by CKS made me restart. Not fooling me twice, bloggers. I agree that's a Hyouka-level animation, possibly even better.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at May 27, 2015 02:47 PM (RqRa5)
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Pete, I sincerely wish you could enjoy this series the way some of us are. I haven't enjoyed a series this much in years.
Having said that, I really do not see the Yowamushi Pedal comparison; but I've only read the first few chapters of the manga.
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Save for Azumanga Daioh, Pete and I have never liked the same shows. I expected him to pop up and state his dislike of HibEuph, and he did not disappoint.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 27, 2015 05:53 PM (jGQR+)
Wonderduck (And it appears the majority of Euphonium watchers here.) and I are going to have to agree to disagree about Asuka, but Sound! Euphonium is shaping up to the best KyoAni, and one of the better anime titles I have watched. That being said, Peter's opinions about the series is not, unfortunately, rare, even if the misgivings about 'another KyoAni series' are ignored.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 27, 2015 08:36 PM (9dbN0)
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That's a nice 4-valve euphonium. Not sure why she's clutching it like that. I miss having one around the house to doodle on.
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Because it is her One True Love, Will. Seriously. That's what she says.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 28, 2015 03:55 PM (jGQR+)
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Well, it can't really be a yuri show, given that we've just found out that the show is practically shouting that the main girl likes the main guy and vice versa.
They actually seem to be trying to present a more realistic view of "girlcrushes," where the girls admire each other and try to deal with suppressed parts of their own personalities through the other person. (Of course, the super-traditional girlcrush is to hero worship and admire a teacher or an older and more poised girl, which is pretty much the exact same mechanism behind giving seven year olds a Barbie doll.)
Now, whether or not they actually have the guts to continue this route and point out that "teenagers blush and get flustered every five seconds, so of course you can blush and get flustered around someone of the same sex while being heterosexual," I don't know.
It's also possible that they're going for some kind of unrequited love thing or the theory that you have to fall in love with the less perfect match first before you can get along with the husband material. Or I could be totally wrong. All I know is, shows that go full yuri cease to be about recognizably real girls, so I hope they avoid that.
I also hope they don't go with "Asuka doesn't have a boyfriend, so she must be yuri." That would be depressing, too.
But it's been a good show so far.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 29, 2015 02:22 AM (ZJVQ5)
10the show is practically shouting that the main girl likes the main guy and vice versa.
We must be watching different versions of HibEuph. Souichi IS interested in Kumiko to be sure, but when have we seen that interest returned? Never, far as I've seen.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 29, 2015 02:55 AM (jGQR+)
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Kumiko is completely baffled by the idea that Shuichi wants to date her. And it's not the typical "I never *thought* of that" confusion...when she thinks about it and realizes he's trying to ask her out, Kumiko seems rather put off by the idea.
Now, how Kumiko feels about Reina may or may not be leaning more toward traditional girl crush, although I think the line "I was about to be sucked in..." is telling.
How Reina feels about Kumiko is apparently several miles past the "girl crush" border...
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Well, I don't think Kumiko thinks she likes Shuichi, but apparently everybody else in the entire universe does think so. And she certainly seems to like Shuichi at every point when she's not actually in his presence, and she hasn't been doing anything to vary her way home and not meet up with him.
Now, you could argue that she is treating him either in a tsundere way or a brother way, because she does seem to treat a lot of people she cares about with that flat affect. And it's how her sister treats her.
Reina has no friends that we've ever seen, and she's a teenager, and her only emotional and hormonal outlet up till now is cramming tons of music practice -- but at least to outside observers, she does only what she feels like doing and is free from the constraints of Japanese society.
Do I expect her to act rational or know what she wants? No. Is this exactly the kind of friend that is likely to fascinate Kumiko, who apparently never shows her true self to anyone? Sure.
But I have to say, Kumiko reads much more as wanting somebody to tell her what to do (and hence relieve her of responsibility) than actually somebody who wants to have a relationship with anyone. (Cue the Gothic romance lines about Yuki-onna.) And Reina sounds more like she wants to destroy Kumiko than get to know her.
Obviously a lot of female friendships have problems with territoriality and exercise of power and the line between sharing secrets and being nosy, but this one could get pretty creepy. If they really do intend to play yuri romance with it, it sounds like they want it to be something that ends in drug use and multiple deaths, not a nice story about kids in high school band. So my conclusion is that they aren't going yuri, because otherwise everybody dies in a haze of blood.
Finally, Reina was not shown as having giant blisters and cuts all over her feet after that walk. I've got heels in exactly that style, and it's practical, but there is still no way in heck that anybody got up that mountain (carrying a euphonium too!) without a line of bloody circles at the top of every toe as well as on the back of the ankle. And since they are white, the shoes as well as the feet should have looked pretty disgusting. That girl should be limping for the next week. So I think we've found the limits of realism for the show.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 29, 2015 04:20 PM (ZJVQ5)
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Well, maybe not a haze of blood, but anytime there's just one leader and one follower, friendship between girls becomes ugly. Two equals or having three or more friends in the group is a lot less likely to encourage bad decisions.
Actually, this brings another question. Everybody is in high school, but apparently they've never before dated at all even though they are fifteen or sixteen. Similarly, the friendship patterns are now seeming much more like junior high than high school (except nobody is fighting enough for junior high). Other parts of the story seemed much more like actual high school.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 29, 2015 04:36 PM (ZJVQ5)
14...it sounds like they want it to be something that ends in drug use and multiple deaths...
I don't much like the version of HibEuph you're watching, Banshee. I much prefer mine.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (jGQR+)
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I'll blame Evangelion for everything, then. Had some gloomy memories of bad stuff that happened to people I knew.
Well, it's surprisingly hard to find stuff on the Internet about social hierarchy among women, but all my female consultants agree it's a bad sign when one girl or woman lets another girl or woman have her way in everything. And after a couple tentative attempts from Reina at getting feedback, that's exactly what Kumiko lets Reina do. Even when expressing consensus, you always have to say (or do) something to show your own status is just as high as the other woman. The only thing Kumiko does without orders is sit down.
Letting a guy tell you what to do has its reasonable side, because guys are programmed to behave nicely in such situations. Absolute submission among women puts you at rock bottom, lower than a little kid. There's literally nothing instinctual to stop the girl in charge from doing anything cruel. From the point of view of humans as a primate band, the only evolutionary advantage is that the dominant female uses the totally submissive female as a meat shield, so she gives you food and attention when not doing more important things. Being touched in that context is a declaration of property control. So whether it's a yuri relationship or not, it's an unhealthy relationship. Kumiko or Reina can change that (all Kumiko has to do is talk and not let Reina interrupt or walk off), but at the moment there are no signs of it.
I don't know why they threw this dark moment into a happy series. If it's some kind of Japanese romance convention, fine. But in the real world, it's not a good sign whether you're lesbian or not.
(And see how much I've said in response to the show and to Wonderduck, to establish my status? Unlike Kumiko, I talk back at it.)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 30, 2015 07:06 AM (ZJVQ5)
16"If it's some kind of Japanese romance convention, fine."
Despite how realistically many story elements and details are depicted, I think Hibike! Euphonium is still fundamentally fiction and uses a lot of the standard tropes of the the genres in play. I'm pretty sure whatever is going on between Kumiko and Reina is around 99% to 100% pure storytelling without regard to realism. If it *is* based on something real, then I would bet the anime version is *highly* embellished.
Based on my own limited knowledge, I get what you're saying about the IRL implications of what has been depicted. But (of course there's a "but") I think you have to consider firstly that this *is* a fantasy story about real life things, and also that Kumiko apparently has at least two ways of exercising power over Reina that have been depicted: she takes some delight in embarrassing Reina with risque humor, and her habit of blurting out observations that, in traditional Japanese society anyway, are rude and insulting.
Would that mean anything in real life? Probably not. But yuri relationships, whether they're just typical girl crushes or actual long-lasting couples, are rarely treated in a negative manner in anime (anywhere, really). I guess that provides the viewer a level of protection to get invested in the relationship (Oh, it's a yuri relationship, those are always magical and perfect.) But, if a series uses a storytelling element that the viewer doesn't like, whatever I type here probably won't help. Here's some of my own of heresy: I can't stand Noir, don't like Cowboy Bebop very much, and despite being possibly the biggest Macross fanboy in the universe, never finished Macross F because I thought the first three episodes were terrible.)
17I don't know why they threw this dark moment into a happy series.
I think it's clearly a matter of interpretation. I didn't see it as dark, or creepy, or anything like that. I saw it as banter between two people on the verge of becoming close friends. You're choosing to read into a show something that almost certainly isn't actually there.
Why is that?
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 30, 2015 10:27 AM (jGQR+)
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Your Weekly Asuka, Ep07
"In the end, Asuka always ends up on my mind."
-President of the band club -Hibike! Euphonium, Ep07
A remarkably Asuka-centric episode. "Remarkable" mainly because she barely says anything, and nothing at all to any of the main characters in a non-ensemble setting. However, the truth is that she was the focal point.
The Goofy part of her was completely missing this time around, but her screen time was actually quite limited. However, almost every conversation somehow became about her... and not always in a positive light. There's an undercurrent amongst the first-year members of the band that she's too perfect, that it's all a put-on, and one can't tell where the REAL Asuka is as a result.
It doesn't appear that the upperclassmen feel the same way. However, many of them feel something even more stinging about her: that she let the band down. We finally discovered why there's such a dearth of second-year students in the band club, and it's about what you would expect: a group of them were more interested in socializing than playing. However, there was a group that DID want to play seriously, and conflict inevitably resulted. People looked to Asuka to solve the conundrum and... she didn't. She played neutral to the whole thing, as well as turning down the position of President. According to one of the officers of the band club, Asuka thought it out and realized that she couldn't succeed as the President with the club in the condition it was in.
That puts a completely different spin on her "master facilitator" persona, one that's not so flattering when mixed with the fake/phony appellation. And yet, we still don't really know the TRUE "cute goofball"... we just know what other members of the band think of her. Big difference there, but it was a fascinating character study cleverly done. I have hope that next week we'll actually find out more.
Because this one image teases so much about her. We've seen a few bedrooms over the course of this show, and none of them have been so empty, so sparse, so... lonely. You'd expect the room to be a riot of color and action and noise, given the "Goofy Cute" that resides in it, but... no. I fear what this means about her backstory.
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It appears that even her friends may not actually know Asuka all that well. Although the fact dump comes from a second-year student, so that may be too much reading between the lines. But, that could lead to an episode featuring Kumiko visiting Asuka at home and getting the whole story. Which I'm quite looking forward to.
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Remarkably solid writing in this series, for a "school activities comedy/drama" show. I wonder how much of that is the LN source and how much is KyoAni's efforts.
It's nice to actually be looking forward to weekly installments of a Kyoto show again!
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (/zxpg)
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I'm late to this party, but FWIW here's my comment...I notice that Asuka has blue eyes. There's a certain trope (caution: TV Tropes link) in some anime shows set in modern-day Japan--if a character has blue eyes, it's a sign that he or (usually) she has mixed racial ancestry, with at least one grandparent being Caucasian. (Haruka Morishima from Amagami SS is an example of this.) Has there been any indication that Asuka is mixed-race? That might be a source of some of the sad history the show is hinting at, e.g. perhaps she was bullied at one time because of her ancestry.
BTW, thanks for the writeups on Hibike! Euphonium, and on Asuka. I also find her appealing, and this series has made my short list of shows to watch if/when I get back into Japanese animation.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at May 24, 2015 04:15 PM (dzzLh)
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A tiny bare room like that usually means the kid is going to high school somewhere away from home, and living alone without her parents.
But it could just be a case of "everything extraneous is in the closet."
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 24, 2015 04:52 PM (ZJVQ5)
Oh Why Not?
Because I haven't seen very many good AMVs for Kantai Collection, here's a mostly good one.
I say mostly because it suffers from the same problem the source song does: it's about a minute too long. Still, up to that point a fun time is had by all.
We saw both sides of Our Goofy Adoration this week. The stern but fair taskmaster alternately teaching and berating the newby tuba player when she was on the verge of goofing off...
...and showing that she's got the chops to back up her assertions in addition to being cute and goofy. She's clearly serious about this whole music thing, despite not being interested in running the band club.
When handed a new piece of music for auditions, she looks at it for a moment, then plays through it smoothly, error-free, and at tempo. Meanwhile, the main character of the show, who has played the same instrument for seven years, is clearly uncomfortable with playing, tentative and slow. While the rest of the series spins around her, Asuka is proving to be the person I want to know more about. Sure, Kumiko, Hazuki, Sapphire and Reina are the main characters, and their relationships are intriguing, and the show is hitting on all cylinders, but I'll be darned if Asuka doesn't steal every scene she's in. There's something about her, above and beyond the goofy cute, that makes her interesting. She's not a main character, but she's making a good argument to be one.
It's clear there's more than 13 episodes in the story of Hibike! Euphonium. I'm hoping a second season will be announced quickly, and that one of the episodes is Asuka-centric. I want to know her backstory... for all that I've adopted her as a motif to talk about the series, we really don't know much about her.
I have a feeling there's more to it than we think.
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As much as I love watching Asuka, I find Kumiko more interesting, mainly because we can actually see some character development. We don't really know where Asuka is coming from yet; she's a pre-existing force. Kumiko not only
talks back to Asuka (and get's away with it), she...well, I'll leave that out since I intend to cover it in my write up.
Don't get me wrong; I can't wait to find out more about Asuka, but I'm more looking forward to Kumiko's continuing development and finding out more about Reina.
2We don't really know where Asuka is coming from yet
Which is why I said "I want to know her backstory." I've previously stated my love for secondary (or below) characters... don't tell me about Luke Skywalker, tell me about the cleaning crew on the Death Star.
But Asuka is even more attractive, because I believe if the show had taken a different tack, she could have been a main character.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 13, 2015 12:29 PM (jGQR+)
But Asuka is even more attractive, because I believe if the show had taken a different tack, she could have been a main character.
No....Just no. As much as I like Asuka, there is (Sadly.) a maximum practical limit to how much humor I can accept from her. I am glad she is not the president of the club. And frankly, the last thing KyoAni needs right now is a series that goes down this path again.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 13, 2015 06:10 PM (8Wn65)
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I consider Asuka a main character at this point; she's at least as important to the plot at Reina is, and more-so than Sapphire and Hazuki. The story could be flipped around and told from Asuka's point-of-view. She's actually causing things to happen rather than just react.
"...the last thing KyoAni needs right now is a series that goes down this path again." I admit I haven't watched every series KyoAni has produced, but you lost me with this. What path?
5...there is (Sadly.) a maximum practical limit to how much humor I can accept from her...
Like that humor-filled Asuka of Ep05 (SunFes Drum Major)? Or the wacky Asuka of Ep03 (We Suck, So Asuka Takes Charge)?
There's more to her than a eye-poking gag-a-minnit happyslapper. She can be that, too, but other than a constant touch of the irregular ("Adios, Amigos!"), she has the ability to be serious when the need arises... and as we've seen, it has arisen repeatedly.
Not to sound creepy, but I'd like to know what she's like when the camera isn't on her. Is she a loving daughter? A diligent doer of homework? Messy? Does she have a rubber duck, and I swear, if anybody should have one it's her. And so forth...
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 13, 2015 10:41 PM (jGQR+)
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I"m liking this series a lot, and I don't usually watch non-scifi series. Two things:
The club advisor scolding them and correcting them with a smile on his face. I've never known anyone that didn't get a little upset when trying to bring a group. He interesting. (And I just started Ep 4)
What was with the skirt thing? Were the girls getting called on rolling the tops of their skirts up to make them look shorter?
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Re: skirt thing -- Yuppers. Just like the Catholic girls of yore used to try to shorten their skirts, the Japanese girls of today often try to turn their sailor skirts into miniskirts. There are several practical and social reasons why that's not a good plan, but it's also a violation of dress code. I'm sure that in real life they get called on this by teachers, but it's the first time I've seen that particular dream-bubble get burst on screen.
Re: the incredibly cheerful director - Yeah, I've had a choir director like that (at a workshop). He was a really good guy and had an infectious love of music, so the criticism felt particularly strong.
OTOH, this guy is pretty much always smiling when he's "on," and sometimes in Japanese society that means serenity (or nervousness trying to be serene). But maybe he's just not surprised by any stupid thing that band kids do, because he's seen it all.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 15, 2015 07:29 AM (ZJVQ5)
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I'm curious about the "smiling demon." There's a line dropped (in an earlier episode, I think?) about how he's never mentored a band before, or something to that effect. But he seems to be quite capable, something the kids are starting to realize, along with the fact that he is not even in the vicinity of screwing around, here. I like his attitude of, "you can either screw off OR you can take this seriously, there's no AND."
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 16, 2015 05:55 PM (/zxpg)
Your Weekly Asuka, Ep05 -Hibike! Euphonium, Ep05
This week, the Goofy Wacko we've come to adore is almost entirely missing. In her place is a being we've never quite seen before: Deadly Serious Asuka. I mean, last week she was the voice of reason in a band leader meeting. This week, she was the stern taskmaster who drove the marching band to levels they didn't know they could reach.
Because she's the Drum Major and darn well in charge on performance day. She was also the consensus pick to be President of the Band, but she didn't want the job. Well, no wonder she was so influential last week.
I did say "almost", didn't I?
On a completely different note, if you're not watching this show, you're missing out on perhaps the best work KyoAni has done since the Haruhi movie. I mean, yes, there's the scene that everybody will be talking about, but they're making sure every single box is checked everywhere.
Sure, just a simple train station, but holy crap, I thought I was looking at a photograph when I saw the screenshot. Honestly, KyoAni brought their "A"-game for this one, and when they do that, ain't nobody in the same league.
It goes without saying that the reflection of the train's lights in the stream is animated horizontally, but if you watch the scene carefully, you'll see there's also movement caused by the flow of the water. It's a throwaway shot, on-screen for a couple of seconds at most (and, ohbytheway, the train is exactly as long, end-to-end, as the screen is wide), but there's more care put into it than you'll see in almost all flash-based style animation, and most anime in general. Yes, I'm fanboying. Yes, I'm gushing. No, I don't care. It's just. That. Damn. Good.
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I want this band to play this song. A little bit of self-referential humor for the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I want to go watch this episode again.
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Amazing. Simply amazing. Kyo-Ani is knocking this one out of the park, across downtown, and into yet another park entirely. The writing is nuanced, the scenery is amazing, the background detail is lush, and... yeah, that smile. Wowza.
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 06, 2015 08:02 PM (/zxpg)
Having spent a long stretch of my life playing instruments (From elementary school right through high school.) as well as having been in the marching band, I am enjoying Sound! Euphonium so far. There is a lot of little touches which impress me, as well as the posters the Fandom Post who are also coming the series into the series with a musical background.
Not that there are not some things that cause me to go 'Huh? How is that again?' But at least it works better than Plastic Memories.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 06, 2015 10:03 PM (QHbVz)
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I haven't had much time for animu since 2008, but this may just get me to hoist the skull and crossbones again. Marching baritone in high school and college was good times.
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That's something I've only made brief mention of in my write-ups: the attention to detail regarding the instruments and playing them. How to clean a wind instrument, how to clear it (remember the brief shot of several players puffing air into the instrument without the horns making a sound?) How to hold the instruments. How you look when you play the instruments. Heck, there have been a couple of scenes where KyoAni even depicted the correct fingerings of the notes being played.
Some of this stuff you don't even get in higher-budget movies. And sure, that's all fanboy stuff. Which is when you get into the plot and the characters, which are also tremendous.
Crunchyroll is streaming it under the name 'Sound! Euphonium,' which is the official English language name given to it by its' R1 licensor Pony Canyon USA. You do need a premium subscription to watch the latest episode for the first week following its' premier. After that, and all previous episodes, can be watched for free.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 08, 2015 10:47 PM (vCgHW)
A rather Asuka-less episode, with the cute goofball having maybe a minute of screentime. She was remarkably serious this time around, too. From being the voice of reason in the section leader meeting that actually determined the course of the series from here on out to teaching the newcomers to the bass section advanced techniques, she played the role of "good sempai" to a Tee.
What might not be obvious at first blush is that Asuka has, to date, gotten everything she's wanted in this series. From corralling three of the main characters to making sure the band is trying for Nationals to subtly siding with the new teacher in the section leader meeting and thus pushing everybody to accept his somewhat abrupt (but effective) style, Our Goofy Fascination is proving to be ridiculously skilled in playing the political game. One gets the impression that if she was even slightly normal she'd be president of the student council, or maybe dictator-for-life.
You know how there is a school of thought that says that the Star Wars series of movies is actually telling the story of R2-D2? At least through Ep04, an argument can be made for Hibike! Euphonium being Asuka's tale, told from the standpoint of the three so-called main characters. To be honest, I'm not sure if I really believe that or if it's just because I'm doing this weekly thing, but I find the possibility to be intriguing.
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If it's not her story specifically, I still think she's the MVP...
Posted by: GreyDuck at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (/zxpg)
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Asuka is an unusual character. She's almost a Mary Sue (she even runs faster than most of the others), but you don't typically see a Mary Sue that isn't the protagonist and, while respected, isn't very well liked. It's not really fair to say she drives the plot; it's more like she knows exactly where the story is going and just happens to be right there with it. Which isn't uncommon; it's one of the forms the "wise old guru" takes. She's so ridiculously talented that there's no way she doesn't end up on top unless she just decides she doesn't want to be. It's almost like the goofiness is an act...
And as a side note, according to my spell checker, "goofiness" is correct, "goofyness" is not. I didn't even think it was real word.
It's not uncommon for me to be more interested in a secondary character than a main... I love background characters, and always have. The Skippy T Spearcarriers of the world are people too, and they all have stories, at least in a world well-created. Sure, the true background characters, i.e., the ones there to make it look like the world is populated, they won't have anything, but the students sharing a classroom with Our Heroes? They should be people in their own right. Maybe not as interesting as a 12-year old high school senior, or a schoolgirl who fights demons at night with a holy water-powered steam iron, but people nevertheless.
However, it is uncommon for me to create a weekly entry for them, but yet that's what I'm going to do for the character of Asuka from Hibike! Euphonium. There are two reasons for that. The first should be obvious. The second is that, while she's loonier than a sack full of wet quokka, she's also dearly devoted to the concert band in the show. So much so that she's one of the true driving forces behind its continued existence after the second-year student walkout alluded to in this episode.
What I'm saying is, there's more to her than a cute goofball. I mean, sure, that's undoubtedly what I'll be focusing on in this running feature, but don't be surprised if it gets deeper than that. If you're interested in a weekly writeup on the series, visit Ben over at Midnight Tease; he's adopted the show. In contrast to my writeups, there's actual thought behind his!
Since I missed Week 2, here's a special bonus Asuka:
Triage X Diagnosis: Black
So, I decided to give Triage X another episode. I figured I owed it that much, after the amount of fun High School of the Dead provided. Maybe, just maybe, it'd realize how bad the first episode was and make some sort of drastic change that'd make it watchable. It's not totally unheard of.
But in the case of Triage X, that would be impossible. Everything loathsome from the first episode is back, this time with bandages and narcotics thrown in for good measure. And just why exactly the bad guys decide that duct-taping folding chairs to someone's forearms would immobilize them is beyond me... particularly when the tape is applied in a small X to each seat. I just don't it.
Even the single use of color for dramatic purposes, shown above, is disappointing because you just know it's going to go away for the BD release. Instead of dramatic silhouettes, you'll wind up with bodies and blood, just like every other awful show that has a surgeon-samurai with gigantomastia in it. Really, it's almost enough to make me weep for the anime business that crepe like this can not only be released, but awaited eagerly.
I'll be fair, however: there was one change I can approve of in this episode.
They added "Episode: 02" to the card. After last week's "Prescription of Hell" with no hint of what that meant, this must be considered a step up. Maybe someone from CrunchyRoll reads The Pond.
It's An Amazing Day
Okay, first it's Opening Day with a full slate of baseball games on TV and radio. That always makes it a good day. But even better is the appearance of this:
This PV for the upcoming ARIA the Avvenire answers many questions about the upcoming series. Specifically it lists the cast members and the news on that front is good: the VAs that made their characters who they are will all be coming back. The PV does list Tomoko Kawakami as Athena, which on the face of it seems impossible since she passed away in 2011 from cancer. Maybe flashbacks, or dialogue snipped from past episodes? They can do remarkable things with technology! The presence of Ai and Akari's hair style suggests that Avvenire will be continuing on from Origination... which means Athena and Alicia would both be retired gondolieri, but they're shown in their respective company uniforms. Which means who knows?
Here's what I can tell you for sure: I desperately need this show in my life. Like, right now. Instead, we'll have to look forward to September.
Kantai Collection: Good News, Bad News
The good news: a second season of Kantai Collection was announced today, just before the final episode of S1 aired.
The bad news: it seems that crunchyroll got their copy of the episode very very late, and thus it has yet to air here.
Allow me to repeat my prior warning: any spoilers of the episode of any sort will result in the offender being banned. Period. I want to watch this one with no hints or suggestions of any sort. Even saying "you'll love it, Wonderduck" isn't welcome.
So just don't, okay? Cool.
UPDATE: I've finally seen the final episode of S1. That was about as good as we could have hoped for, save for the "rocks fall everybody dies" Bad End. Strong way to end the season. Writeup to begin Thursday morning.
The Greatest AMV Ever. Bar None.
I hear you now, gentle reader: "The greatest AMV ever? That's quite the claim, Wonderduck." To which I reply, "who are you and how did you get in here?"
Nevertheless, I stand by my assertion. Reader haunter103 called my attention to his AMV, entitled "Good Clean Fun", and asked if I had seen it. I had not, so I decided to take a look at it. Here it is...
By the time it was over, there were tears running down my face. Tears of joy, and, surprisingly, tears of pride as well. For there, listed at the end of the credits sequence, is Wonderduck's Pond, specifically the "Ducks In Anime" category.
Thank you, haunter103. Thank you for letting me be a small part of your accomplishment. It's a good video, and I'd think so even if I didn't love rubber ducks. However, the ducks just push it into the "godlike" category.
That was fun as all get-out!
UPDATE: If you've stopped by due to Robert's weekly newsletter, hi, hello and welcome! Hope you enjoy haunter103's video, and while you're here, why not take a look at the rest of The Pond? Since you're probably an anime fan, you might particularly enjoy the "Anime Writeups" category, where I do episode-by-episode recaps of entire series... usually, at least. Currently Kantai Collection is the show under the microscope, but Ga-Rei Zero, Rio Rainbow Gate!, Vividred Operation, High School of the Dead, and others have had the dubious pleasure of being a target. Or, of course, you can cock an eye at the Ducks in Anime category, too, because... well, because ducks, that's why. Or anything else that meets your fancy, too, feel free to look around!
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (+rSRq)
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Steven; that depends on how you feel about Ranma.
Posted by: Ben at February 19, 2015 04:33 PM (IlQaj)
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Awesome video! Fun execution! Nice credits! And they didn't forget to duck!
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at February 19, 2015 09:50 PM (jGQR+)
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I will say one thing, AMV's come in all flavors of yum!
Posted by: Bob (aka Robert) at February 20, 2015 09:33 AM (/38s5)
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For years, we have called my younger sister "Duck" (to her dismay). I thought it was enough to've discovered Princess Tutu's existence, but this...this is rapture. It just keeps unfolding into something truly wondrous!
Posted by: TJF588 at February 20, 2015 03:22 PM (gqgzx)
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Hey, you didn't mention Ben-to!, which was my favorite writeup (after Rio)!
Posted by: Ben at February 21, 2015 02:13 PM (DRaH+)
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I was hoping you'd enjoying it. I got the impression you like anime ducks.
Thanks to you for creating a blog that so uniquely served the purposes of my amv. I found you site a little over halfway through completion of it. I was gearing up to start filling out the big chorus scenes with as many ducks I could find, so I googled "anime ducks". I wasn't prepared to find an entire blog dedicated to the subject.
I suddenly had a lot more work to do, but I was glad that my final vid would be more complete in it's duck references. I couldn't not give your blog a special thanks afterwards. Also, these days it's hard for me not to perk up when I see ducks in current anime.
Cheers
-haunter103
Posted by: haunter103 at March 01, 2015 03:22 AM (fOhqD)
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"it's hard for me not to perk up when I see ducks in current anime."
One of us, one of us...
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 01, 2015 11:59 AM (jGQR+)
ARIA the Avvenire!
News leaked out today that we're going to get to travel back to Neo-Venezia!
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The website above was taken down nearly as quickly as it went up. It seems to be announcing, in relation to the 10-year anniversary of the first series, a new BD boxset and, most importantly, a new series (or OVA?), ARIA the Avvenire. If true, you can't imagine how thrilled I am. The general consensus is that it is absolutely legit. The scenery porn from a modern ARIA should be tremendous.
We've never had an ARIA show released in true HD quality. The final season came out in 2008, when such things weren't common in the least... however, HAL Filmmaker is gone, merged with another company to form TYO, which has done the square-root of nothing since, so a different production house will probably have to do it.
There are two obvious questions involved here. The first is what the series/OVA will cover. The existing shows didn't cover the entire manga, but they did get most of it, and what's left over may not be enough for a series. It couldn't be new stuff from Kozue Amano, maybe focusing on Ai... could it? The director for the previous series, Jun Sato, will also get the nod for this, which is fitting, right, and pretty much required.
The second question is what to do about Athena? Both of her voices have passed away, Eri Kawai (Athena's singing voice) in late 2008 and Tomoko Kawakami (her speaking voice) in 2011. They couldn't just write her out of the story. Well, they could, but... no, I don't think anybody could accept that, including the anime staff themselves.
Getting ahead of myself. Deep breaths. Calm. Center. In with the good air, out with the bad...
I could cry manly tears of joy at any moment.
IIRC, at the end of the series the three young girls all graduate, and the three older girls all retire. Isn't that right?
If so, and if they placed the OVA after that, they might plausibly disinclude the three older ones and thus avoid the voice problem.
More likely, though, is they'll find someone else to do the voice. There's precedent for that.
One is Fuyuki in Keroro Gunsou, who was also voiced by Tomoko Kawakami. Houko Kuwashima took over for her starting with episode 232 because Kawakami was too sick to continue.
Another is Sakamoto in Strike Witches. When time came to do the second series, the original seiyuu was pregnant and didn't want to take on the job, so they found someone else to do the part thereafter.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 03, 2015 07:08 PM (+rSRq)
2At the end of the series the three young girls all graduate, and the three older girls all retire. Isn't that right?
Alas, no. Alicia has retired from Aria Company to work for the Gondola Association. Athena is now an opera singer. But Akira is now The Prima Undine.
I'm not saying they can't write her out... there's plenty of ways to do it... I just want my new ARIA to be just like my old ARIA, just better! And I can't see how new ARIA can be better without Athena singing.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (jGQR+)
I'd seen the same rumor on ANN; God willing, it's true. Listening again to Kin no Nami Sen no Nami right now... it never fails to move me.
As I coined years ago: "When I die, if I come to in Neo-Venezia, I'm in Heaven; if I see the town of Glie, I'm in Purgatory; and if I see Lain, I'm in Hell."
Posted by: Clayton Barnett at February 04, 2015 08:14 PM (lU4ZJ)
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Y'know the question, "If you could live in any anime, which one would it be?"
ARIA and Neo-Venezia. There is no other I would be remotely interested in. I might be okay with visiting a couple, but...
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 04, 2015 09:47 PM (jGQR+)
Talk about this made me recall. There's something I'd like to give you, via Amazon, but it requires an email address. I'd like to assume that by having me enter my email in the "make a comment" you've access to mine, but one never knows.
If you'd like to have my gift, an e-copy of my new novel (and yes, there's an Aria reference in it!), please let me know via writer @at@ 3-arstudios dot com (he said trying to fool the bots, with a posed look).
Posted by: Clayton Barnett at February 05, 2015 08:54 PM (lU4ZJ)
Kantai Collection Ep03Last week, we had a training montage. Fubuki The Clumsy needed to improve, and fast, before she got kicked out of the fleet. This was, of course, done, because it's not that sort of show, right? Also, a fight was brewing to boot... exciting times ahead! Heck, why wait? Let's get on with the show!
We begin this brand new episode with...
...a flashback to "a few days ago," aka "the end of last episode." Nagato has just informed the light cruisers of Torpedo Squadron Three that they and their destroyers will form the basis of the first offensive against the Abyssals. I'd just like to point out that this scene is just seiyuu Ayane Sakura having a four-way conversation with herself. She actually does the voices for eight of the shipgirls, and you'd better believe I'm looking forward to that scene. Jump back to now, and it's time for the mission briefing...
...where Mutsuki discovers that her older sister Kisaragi will be in on the mission as well. Yay for family! Also, yay for delays in construction! Mutsuki is/was actually the name-ship for her class of destroyers, but Kisaragi was completed before her sister. Eh, stuff happens.
Cutest collection of warships ever! Good lord, they'll adorable the Abyssals to death. What we've got here is Torpedo Squadron Four, joining The Fellowship for this operation. Briefly, the plan is for The Fellowship to sneak in and attack W Island...
...shown here and please pay no attention whatsoever to the resemblance to Wake Island. Merely coincidental, that. Anyway, The Fellowship is to sneak in and attack Wake W Island at night, cause as much mayhem as they can and then withdraw, bringing the Abyssal ships known to be stationed there out after them. Then Torpedo Squadron Four will ambush the Abyssals, The Fellowship will turn around, and the massacre will be total and complete. There's no risk of being detected ahead of time, so all is right with the world. It'll be a piece of cake!
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"Which leads me back to what I asked in Ep01... if the big ships can
curbstomp so damn effectively, why not just send them out and avoid
losing smaller ships?"
What, that would be like having the Space Battleship Yamato firing the Wave Motion Gun right off the bat, rather than waiting until its fighters are all chewed up and the Third Bridge blown off.
Posted by: Mauser at January 23, 2015 02:45 AM (TJ7ih)
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I am the least aware person in the world when it comes to some things. Like, "death flags," I have never gotten a good feel for that.
This episode, though. I smacks you in the face with a ginormous death flag. "Holy shit death flag!" may have been heard throughout the household at one point last night.
I'm still not sure what to make of this show, but... I'm still watching.
Posted by: GreyDuck at January 23, 2015 08:42 AM (AQ0bN)
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I also noticed the death-flag go up, and assumed they were messing with us because it didn't seem like that kind of show,
To be honest I prefered episode 2, because it focused on the SoL bits.
I don't like the combat and I'm not quite sure why, possibly the weird juxtaposition of the fleet of fog Abbysals and the shipgirls, and also the way the fights are depicted doesn't seem to make sense to me.
Posted by: Riktol at January 23, 2015 04:17 PM (zDlKl)
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Add me to the list of people surprised that they actually followed through with the blaring death flags. If they follow through on a generally accurate Midway...I start to wonder if it's going to be a downer* series where the shipgirls actually lose.
Though maybe they'll do something like inverting the sides for the Coral Sea-Midway section?
*sort of downer? I mean, in actual history I'm glad the IJN lost. And the closer to a documentary-with-shipgirls the series becomes, the more conflicted I get.
Posted by: ReallyBored at January 24, 2015 11:04 AM (n3V1X)
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If the fleet girls lose the war, there will be riots in Akihabara. Or at least online. I don't think there is any way that is the final outcome; what bothers me (one of the things) is that it looks like the creators of the anime want to tie the story at least loosely to World War II. Which means they're going to have to do a First Blood: Part 2.
Posted by: Ben at January 24, 2015 12:59 PM (S4UJw)
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If the fleet girls lose the war, there won't be any Akihabara.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 24, 2015 08:40 PM (+rSRq)
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Man, that would be amazingly subversive. You'd... you'd have to... the sheer self-confidence that would take... holy moly. You'd out-Tomino Tomino!
I would be in awe.
Posted by: Avatar at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (ZeBdf)
Kantai Collection Ep02
After having been hiding from the weather for the past couple of weeks, I ventured forth into the frozen wastes of Northern Illinois this evening for a lovely dinner with The Librarian. I mention this for no other reason than to make an interesting bit of filler for this, the top paragraph of the Second Episode writeup for Kantai Collection. In the first episode, we met half of the entire Imperial Japanese Navy and none of you, my readers, seemed to notice that I used the opening monologue from the movie Pacific Rim to describe the background the anime presented us with. That made me sad. I only had to change two words, to boot. Perhaps I'm not as clever as I thought I was. In any case, that was then. This is now, and I'm probably even less clever just from the ongoing march of time killing off brain cells. Hopefully not measurably so, but how would I know? I leave that as an exercise for the reader. Maybe one of you will tell me, but I can understand if you don't... after all, it might be more entertaining that way! "Hurr durr... stupid hair girl stabs dead guy with pointed stick." And I've just gotten distracted fixing a youtube link at that episodic recap and now I've got the soundtrack of Les Miserables going through my head and I'm going to give up for now and pick this up later. Okay, it's later now, let's get this show on the road! Raise anchor, all ahead flank speed. Damn the torpedoes!
It is not late, it is very early. The sun is not up. Nary a shipgirl is stirring. But yet, here is Our Heroine, Fubuki, out doing physical training. You've gotta put in the effort if you wanna be the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down.
Except for having all the agility of a giraffe wearing ice skates, that is. That and not being able to hit the broad side of a barn from the inside might have something to say about it. Which would make for an interesting show, I've gotta say. Everybody else goes to war, while Our Heroine stays behind. She has to deal with being useless, particularly when the other ships come back damaged... or don't come back at all. She'd feel completely worthless. Then, as the Abyssals make one final push to smash the fleet, she'd be sent out, along with whatever shipgirls were left in desperation. Finally, she'd have her chance to make a difference... to be a hero! And then she falls over, takes a few crippling blows, and is forced to watch helplessly as her friends, her home, and her hopes are destroyed in front of her eyes. The end.
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Actually, I DID catch the whole Pacific Rim riff. But what can I say about it?
I didn't get any groans posted about the "Ferry Godmother" pun, and you don't see me complaining about it.
Oh, wait.
Well, until now anyway.
Um, was that old lady in the show, or did you just whip that up? And what you would say to someone like that? Call her "Your Ladyship"?
Posted by: Mauser at January 17, 2015 03:51 AM (TJ7ih)
2I didn't get any groans posted about the "Ferry Godmother" pun, and you don't see me complaining about it.
I came very close to permabanning you for that. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 11:26 AM (jGQR+)
3Um, was that old lady in the show, or did you just whip that up?
Heh. Someone needs to watch the ARIA franchise.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 11:27 AM (jGQR+)
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I would go with "something dramatic that loosely ties the real-world ships to their fantasy counterpart." Which would also explain some of my other (very minor) concerns with the show.
I have to admit I went the other direction from you in how I felt about the show: considering it's not particularly deep, I expected frequent action to make up for the lack of mental meat. Plus, I've always had a beef with the Japanese theme of gumption/intention/desire (not that it's unique to Japan) trumping reality. I can *almost* stretch my imagination to map strength exercises/stronger legs to upgrading the longitudinal strength and the balance exercises to adding ballast; but the imagery doesn't really jive with the fact that the actual fleet girl "equipment" is, at least to some extent, actual hardware. Of course, it's *magic* hardware...
Also, if they have instant healing bath gel, that stuff better be so rare that's what the aliens are here for.
...
I guess it's time I finally watched Pacific Rim.
Posted by: Ben at January 17, 2015 11:30 AM (DRaH+)
5I would go with "something dramatic that loosely ties the real-world
ships to their fantasy counterpart."
After I wrote this entry, I found someone suggesting the concept that shipgirls are like the Servants in the Fate/Stay Night universe, the spirits of heroic ships summoned and given form. I kinda like that.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 12:46 PM (jGQR+)
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For the pun, or the comment above (which was totally meant to be taken humorously, not as an actual complaint)?
Posted by: Mauser at January 17, 2015 03:31 PM (TJ7ih)
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 03:41 PM (jGQR+)
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That stuff -is- rare. You have to summon it with real yen, IIRC...
Episode was better than the first one, in the sense that it showed that the writers know they need to characterize the girls and not just have them show up and spit out their one line from the game before blowing something up. (To the point that they were willing to have someone get upset at the constant "poi", though -I- couldn't get away with threatening to pound her into poi with my eight-inchers...)
In the game, there's definitely the concept of "getting dismantled", though there it's "dismantle the copy of the card you found and get resources" rather than "get rid of the girl permanently", so they may or may not include the concept in the show. At least one of the official mangas (I gather there are a few) has, at one point, an admiral directly threaten to do just that to a couple of the ships that won't stop fighting and screwing things up. It's a much more sinister concept if each of the girls is actually, y'know, a unique person...
Presumably there simply aren't any "old" ship girls simply because they didn't have any at all before the Abyssals showed up.
Will they end up sinking anyone, especially any one on screen? Damned good question. There's a lot of speculation about exactly what the Abyssal's ship girls are - are they just "we created them because the ship girl thing was working for the enemy", kind of Arpeggio-style though hopefully with less derp? Or are they, well... salvage, which opens up all kind of deliciously grim plot possibilities? (An even grimmer alternative is that they could be... the traditional enemy force of the IJN, which has remained completely un-referenced despite the frickin' Bismark showing up in the game?)
Posted by: Avatar at January 17, 2015 03:47 PM (ZeBdf)
9Presumably there simply aren't any "old" ship girls simply because they didn't have any at all before the Abyssals showed up.
You just hush. I like the image of the Mikasa being an elderly shipgranny.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 04:21 PM (jGQR+)
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I didn't comment on the Pacific Rim riff because I thought it was too obvious to warrant mention.
Also, I need to re-watch Pacific Rim. It's been a few months.
The show: It does get tiring, the whole "well they're useless but at least they've got HEART" routine. Here, though, our erstwhile heroine has heart AND a near-Wonderduck-level knowledge of arms and armament. She's not useless, just clumsy... which is still an exhausting trope but slightly more tolerable (to me) than the reverse, which is the "great physical prowess but dumb as a post" version.
The Admiral's-POV bit was a bit odd. Supposed to be the 'player' insert/avatar, I guess? Still jarring in an anime adaptation.
Ah well. I'm still on board. (As it were.) It's fluffy fun and hasn't broken my brain. Yet.
Posted by: GreyDuck at January 17, 2015 05:15 PM (AQ0bN)
My take: remember that this is a culture where the dominant religion is animist. The ships have souls, and get reincarnated (as girls) when they are sunk. Since most of the Japanese Navy was destroyed in a short interval (just 4 years) and the ones we're watching were nearly all early war casualties, then they were all reborn in a period of about 2 years, which is why all of them are nearly the same age now, with "now" being read as 1958, which makes them all teenagers.
The idea of ships having souls is not unique here; there was an episode of Kamichu! about the soul of Yamato.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 17, 2015 05:18 PM (+rSRq)
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I'm not sure I agree with your age/date plan, Steven. For example, the sink dates are split quite evenly between 1942 and 1944-1945 for the most important characters.
Also the ages... if you're making their birthday when they were commissioned, the Akagi was commissioned in 1927. Wouldn't that make her 31 in your scheme? Nagato would be 38. And Kongo would be 45, with her commissioning date of 1913. Oi and Kitakami would be 37. And Frodo, our lead character, would be 31.
If you're saying their clock starts when they were sunk, that would make Frodo four years older than Nagato, 16 to 12. I don't think that flies either.
If you're saying that they're like racehorses and all have the same birthday sometime in 1941, that would work, but then you'd have ships aging before they were put in the water for the first time (Shimakaze).
I'm fine with the idea of ships having souls being reincarnated, though I'm liking the "Heroic Spirits" concept more and more.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 17, 2015 11:45 PM (jGQR+)
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I think the girls' ages are derived from their personalities, and the personalities are derived from the ship type, design peculiarities, and maybe battle record. There seems to be a dose of classism thrown in as well; "more important" ships will *obviously* be older and experienced, or just naturally talented. On the other hand, some of the destroyers are actually depicted as younger girls. Although I'm pretty sure in the game these fleet girls were later additions, I thought I saw a few of them in the anime.
I second The Admiral's nodding being a bit jarring. I don't like it when a game or show tells me what I said or did. Maybe that's why I can't get into visual novels.
Posted by: Ben at January 18, 2015 09:37 AM (ksPsw)
Kantai Collection Ep01
Wow, here's a shock, I'll be doing episodic writeups for Kantai Collection! Sure, I've said I'd be doing them, but I'm really, really doing it! As has been previously stated, it's not like this show is perfect for me or anything... the spirits of Japanese naval vessels from World War II reborn into the bodies of young women. Throw in a rubber duck and a F1 car and we'll effectively have all of my serious hobbies all in one place. And then The Pond will collapse in upon itself, forming a black hole of blog; all writing therein will be self-referential... nothing from the outside will intrude, nothing from the inside will interest. So, kinda like MySpace, then. Of course, that almost certainly won't happen... why would a F1 car show up in this show? I've said it many times before, however: if an episode of anime contains both a rubber duck and a F1 car, The Pond will shut down. If the duck is driving the car, I'll close it right then and there. If they're in the same episode, I'll finish the series. Somewhere, one of my readers is on the phone to SHAFT, trying to make this happen. And I don't blame them, really. I'm actually a little excited about the possibility: it's not like most blogs have a defined and announced endpoint. Brickmuppet isn't going to close his when he graduates from college. Ben's not going to close his when the Texas Rangers win something. Steven isn't going to close his when the ducks invade. But if one animator out there that was on the production staff of Rio Rainbow Gate! is still holding a grudge, he has the power to end me. That's kinda fun to think about. Know what else is fun to think about? Kantai Collection! Let's have me stop bloviating and get right to the recappin'!
When I was a kid, whenever I'd feel small or lonely, I'd look up at the stars... wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific ocean.
A fissure between two tectonic plates. A portal between dimensions. The Breach. I was 15 when the first Abyssals made land in San Francisco. By the time ships, jets and tanks took it down six days and thirty-five miles later, three cities were destroyed.
Tens of thousands of lives were lost. We mourned our dead, memorialized the attack, and moved on. And then, only six months later, the second attack hit Manila. And then the third one hit Cabo. And then the fourth, and then we learned that this was not going to stop. This was just the beginning.
We needed a new weapon. The world came together, pooling its resources, throwing aside old rivalries for the sake of the greater good. To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own. The Fleetgirls program was born.
Oh boy.
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Seeing those girls cruising along, my first thought: "My, they're very fleet of foot."
Abyssal Commander, kinda hot, in an evil alien kind of way.
I'm sure Fubuki will get over her problems, maybe with the help of a Ferry Godmother.
Posted by: Mauser at January 10, 2015 11:17 PM (TJ7ih)
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Bonus points for "whirling dervishly." Possible demerits for "hero warship."
Aw, who am I kidding? I could only dream of claiming I came up with a great pun like "hero warship."
Well done, sir. Keep 'em coming.
Posted by: GreyDuck at January 11, 2015 12:41 AM (AQ0bN)
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" Somewhere, Tetsuzo Iwamoto is whirling dervishly in his grave."
You mean "dervish-poi", no?
I don't know. The whole thing is hard to fathom. It may be out of my league.
Posted by: topmaker at January 11, 2015 01:03 PM (2yZsg)
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I thought your writeup was 10 times better than the actual episode. I was going to keep it up for another episode or two (on the off chance it improved) but if you're blogging I might well stick with it.
Posted by: Riktol at January 13, 2015 01:55 PM (zDlKl)
That was the most fun I've had watching an episode of anime in quite a while. Well, duh, it's not like it wasn't made for me: the spirits of WWII-era Japanese warships reincarnated into girls with special powers? Now I know how tank fans felt about Girls und Panzer.
Except there's one thing that bothers me. Akagi and Kaga wear their flight decks on opposite arms, and correctly so. Except the Akagi had her island to port, Kaga to starboard.
In Kancolle, the game, the artbooks, the plush figures, and now the anime, they wear the flight decks on the opposite arms. I guess that puts their heads on the correct sides, but it still puts my teeth on edge.
I understand that there's plenty of time for this to go completely belly-up, but at least for one episode, boy, that was awesome!
Despite knowing how silly the show is, my suspension of disbelief only allows me to watch Episode 1 in three or four minute clips before I have to do something else. Still...Was that Etajima in the background after the opening? But why are there three light cruisers in a torpedo squadron?
Hmmm....Interesting....
Posted by: cxt217 at January 08, 2015 10:55 AM (zlDqA)
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It seems that the level of historic accuracy bounces around quite a bit. Some of fleet girls may get some of their personality from their ship's battle record, but mostly the writers appear to have worked solely off of the ship design characteristics.
Something I did find very interesting is that the actual "ship outfits" are pulled out of the water every time a fleet girl launches. Really reminds you that all of these ships are destroyed. Mythologically, the trick then would be to find the girl that matches with a ship's spirit.
Posted by: Ben at January 08, 2015 11:42 AM (S4UJw)
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The show has managed silly fun, but getting GOOD will be tough.
Two opposing problems. One is that at some point, "here is a ship and her amusing personality quirk" will get old. We've already had one ship mention night battles every time she opened her mouth, and Kaga dropped the same battle quote twice out of what, five lines total? This format is going to require a little more characterization than a browser game, but so far, the only real -people- we've seen are Fubuki and Akagi, and neither of them are exactly deep either.
Working against that is the -very large- number of ships they'll need to cover. Inevitably there's no way they can involve them all at anything more than a superficial level (but given the nature of the original material, they can't leave them out!) So you're inevitably going to have part of the cast that is not much more than "here is a name, a character design, and a personality quirk, have her show up and toss off her line and shoot something and then we won't see her again for a while." But even that takes up time, and the more time we spend doing IJN Inventory, the less time we get for either characterization or action.
All that said, it's the first episode, and it did what it needed to do pretty well - introduced the important characters, set up the initial scenario, showed us how the whole "ship girl" thing actually works in combat, and that the bad guys are scary evil creepy things. There's enough on the hook to bite the bait... we'll just have to see if the show can set that hook.
Posted by: Avatar at January 08, 2015 01:47 PM (ZeBdf)
5why are there three light cruisers in a torpedo squadron?
Note the title: it's a torpedo squadron, not a destroyer squadron. The IJN put torpedo tubes on darn near everything below CA-size, and a bunch of them, too.
The Sendai-class were built as destroyer leaders and carry eight torpedo tubes; a better question would be, perhaps, why aren't there more torpedoes available?
The three Sendais have eight, in two four-tube mounts (4x2). Fubuki has nine (3x3), Yudachi has eight (4x2), and Mutsuki only six (3x2). I would have expected more destroyers in the group, or more ships in general. Heck, we know the Oi and Kitakami are on base; even in their unmodified forms they carry eight tubes each. Why aren't they part of this squadron?
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 08, 2015 09:03 PM (jGQR+)
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It is the Third Torpedo Squadron; that implies there's at least two more of 'em, right? (Not that they are necessarily based there or that the ships you mention are in 'em... they use destroyers for screening duties too, right?)
I'm almost tempted to give the game a try, but apparently playing it is actually a big pain in the butt (the server's overloaded to the point that you have to win a lotto to get a login?) Would probably try it if someone released it in English though. Could happen - did happen for Love Live after all...
Posted by: Avatar at January 08, 2015 09:40 PM (zJsIy)
Since Japanese light cruisers were suppose to lead destroyer squadrons (Just like their British seniors use to do.), I expected one light cruiser leading each torpedo squadron of destroyers. Or the light cruisers will form their own divisions, just like their bigger sisters heavy cruisers did.
Posted by: cxt217 at January 08, 2015 10:25 PM (zlDqA)
9I expected one light cruiser leading each torpedo squadron of
destroyers.
You expected historical accuracy... in an anime... where girls are the living embodiment of WWII-era ships.
Did I get that right?
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 09, 2015 12:52 AM (jGQR+)
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So if someone wrote a romantic fan-fic with these characters, it would be Ship-shipping?
Posted by: Mauser at January 09, 2015 04:24 AM (TJ7ih)
Given that Akagi and Kaga are in the First Carrier Division...Just like their historical counterparts....
Posted by: cxt217 at January 09, 2015 09:55 AM (zlDqA)
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Actually, the translation I watched called the group with the airplanes "Carrier Task Force One," not the First Carrier Division. The ones with the guns are "Support Fleet Two," and everybody else is "Torpedo Squadron Three."
Now, I used the historically correct term at the top of this entry for the Kaga and Akagi, but that was me making a high-level-geek reference, not anything from the anime.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 09, 2015 10:12 AM (jGQR+)
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Hmmm...I thought the Crunchyroll translation had it as 'First Carrier Division,' but looking back, it was 'First Carrier Fleet,' though still only composed of Akagi and Kaga. This is assuming the subs used by Crunchyroll are true to the translation, which is not always the case.
Posted by: cxt217 at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (zlDqA)
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Why is there a Russian ship girl? Foreign exchange student? Japanese ship with a name to remind people of the Russo-Japanese War?
Is the girl next to her also Russian?
Is this a deep plot to annoy Putin?
Posted by: suburbanbanshee@gmail.com at January 09, 2015 05:40 PM (ZJVQ5)
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I've finally figured out why these sorts of all-girls shows are going after yuri subtext.
So yeah, basically the show doesn't want to show realistic prison-like conditions. Therefore, these girls can go into town.
But in a realistic all-girls show with access to a town, most of these girls would be shown realistically having crushes on good-looking or craggy guys in the town, dating guys in the town if there was any possible way, and possibly having hopeless crushes on any of their male teachers who aren't too orc-like.
Since the show is all about looking at girls who are ships, they introduce the unrealistic yuri subtext as an excuse not to show these girls thinking about boyfriends and chatting about boyfriends.
(Except apparently the Admiral. Whom I think I will assume is Miles Vorkosigan as a kid, playing some weird Betan videogame.)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee@gmail.com at January 09, 2015 05:49 PM (ZJVQ5)
Because in later years, the Hibiki was transferred to the Soviet Navy as reparations.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 09, 2015 07:15 PM (jGQR+)
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And when Kongo get's some lines, she'll use British expressions. For that matter, what is the Japanese equivalent of a "British accent"? Is there such a thing?
I had a very good response to the yuri thing suburbanbanshee wrote, but then I went out onto the internet to gather examples and resources and the internet told me I was wrong. Surely the yuri school relationship has been around longer than 10 - 15 years.
Posted by: Ben at January 09, 2015 07:23 PM (S4UJw)
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Ben, a little from bucket A, a little from bucket B. The idea of not-quite-romantic crushes of girls on girls as a school thing has been around quite a bit longer, but its use as a fairly widespread trope is more recent than that. It doesn't USUALLY mean that one or both parties are lesbians as we'd think about it, in the sense of "girls who are uninterested in men as romantic partners" - the usual idea in Japan is that this is something that doesn't persist beyond your school years.
That said, I think that Suburban has it right. It's a little unnatural if absolutely none of them have a romantic interest at all, and quite a bit creepy if they ALL are gunning for the admiral, as it were. So having a little yuri in there means that they can say "yes, these are girls who have an interest in romance and not cardboard cutouts of girls" without bringing some guy into the picture and having an otaku blow his stack because his waifu is seeing some other guy. The unspoken cultural assumption is that it's not indicative that the girl wouldn't be interested in men.
I'm wondering exactly how the show will handle the admiral. It... may be clever for him to simply never appear on screen. That neatly solves the issue of the "player avatar" ("no, seriously, that's you in the background there, Player8195"), and avoids the admiral turning the fleet into One Big Harem... and, not incidentally, means we see other ship-girls in command back at base, so that increases the total amount of ship-girl screen time and opens up some character advancement subplot too.
Wouldn't be Miles - he'd end the war by doing something rule-breaking, or alternately would seduce Wo-tan or something like that. I picked up the Vorkosigan series several years ago and somehow never actually read any of it until last year. Man, should have tried it earlier!
Posted by: Avatar at January 09, 2015 08:49 PM (zJsIy)
19"...having an otaku blow his stack because his waifu is seeing some other guy."
I am starting to suspect this is much more important in Japan than I had assumed. Not to get off-topic (Wonderduck, feel free to smack down if desired), I wonder if this is a side-effect of visual novels? Or this that just another effect of some other cultural difference. I just find the concept quoted above mystifying. I wanted to be Luke Skywalker when I was a kid, or Indiana Jones a few years later, or Hikaru Ichijo after that. It never would have occurred to me that the transference could work the other way.
It was the idea of, I guess you would say "girl crushes" that don't last into adulthood that I was going to talk about. I remember in at least a couple of manga or anime the concept is even referenced: some misunderstood situation that could be taken as a minor sexual advance from one girl to another is addressed with some comment about "not being in school anymore" or "you should have outgrown that". That is why I have always understood the "girl crush" idea to be rather common and not associated with the general progression of homosexual identity in the digital age.
Getting back to the show, I appreciated how The Admiral was handled, and hope they stick with that. An anonymous figure with no direct, hands-on control or words that you ever hear. However, this could handicap the story regarding any amount of complexity or drama. After all, ostensibly The Admiral (the viewer) is making the decisions, which means that you have to avoid anything controversial or unusual. On the other hand, I suppose they could gradually remove The Admiral, or have him wounded or killed.
Posted by: Ben at January 09, 2015 10:04 PM (DRaH+)
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It's more of an idol otaku thing, yeah? The idea that an idol shouldn't get into a romantic relationship, because then that (in the minds of creepy fans) means that she's no longer "pure" (translated, not available for their sexual fantasies), is definitely one of the weirder things about that little sub-culture.
Japanese sexual politics are -odd-, man. They don't have the whole religious hangup about sex, but they do have a strong impetus to not stick out from the crowd, so there's definitely social pressure not to be "one of the weirdos". It's also a fairly nasty abrogation of your familial duties, even if people don't take the whole ancestral worship thing as seriously anymore; telling your poor mother "there is absolutely no chance of grandchildren" is a rough step there. So with anime characters, you get outright flaming homosexuals, you get the whole "kids experimenting" thing, but actual homosexuals who are otherwise pretty normal are darned thin on the ground.
As far as the Admiral goes... we're not talking about Producer-san here. Admirals are supposed to be remote and a little forbidding, even more so than generals. Having the admiral operate entirely off-screen can help with that impression, because then you can let the viewer's imagination do most of the work. (Of course, you're not supposed to be able to put your face into your ship's tanks and make motorboat noises either, so who knows what they actually have in mind...)
Posted by: Avatar at January 09, 2015 10:32 PM (zJsIy)
One of the Sakura Wars OVAs dealt with the whole issue of how to represent the human player, and came up with an interesting approach: he was shown as dressed in all black, like a puppeteer. Over the course of that episode he appeared a bunch of times flickering in and out of frame, setting up various things, then at the end Ogami (the player character) finally notices him and they talk to each other briefly.
I thought it was pretty cool, though when I first saw it I didn't understand what they were doing.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 10, 2015 04:27 AM (+rSRq)
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Thanks to Avatar's comment above, I shall now refer to the Admiral in this show as Admiral Naismith...
(Miles Vorkosigan has a notable weakness for tall women. So, fraternization shouldn't be an issue here...?)
Posted by: GreyDuck at January 11, 2015 12:46 AM (AQ0bN)
No Kancolle Spoilers
Okay, just in case anybody has the bright idea of discussing the first episode of Kancolle here before I post about it?
I WILL ban you, I will ban your family, I will ban everybody you have ever loved. I will ban your pets, your next-door neighbor, and your postal worker. That nice person who always waves at you? Banned, and I will laugh about it.
Even joke comments about it will bring about a ban. Do NOT try me on this one.
We cool? Cool. And thank you in advance for your understanding.
First Episode Writeup #4
I find that I'm enjoying these one episode writeups! There's no long-term commitment involved, I'm not devoting myself to watching the entire series, I can pull out every joke I can think of and use 'em all at once, it's great! Even better, if I miss a plot point or something, it doesn't matter! For example, in my very first series writeup (Ga-Rei Zero) I completely missed the significance of the blue butterflies and the gray-haired prettyboy in the first episode... who knew he'd be the Big Bad? As an aside, after re-reading that series of writeups, I should go redo them in my improved style... hm. Food for thought. Anyway. We're not here to discuss that series, we're here to discuss a new First Episode Writeup! What poor show gets the patented Wonderduck treatment this time around?
People call them brother and sister. Sure, there's a 20 year age gap between them, at least, but that's not too strange, right? Right? Neither is the glowing way she looks at him, like the look an adoring golden retriever gives her master, that's not weird for a little girl at all. What IS weird is the perspective on this shot, which makes it look like the two of them are walking in front of a projection of the City of Townsville town below. Never mind the viola case she's holding... yes, I said "viola." Not violin. Viola. Because the viola doesn't get enough love in this world, it's such a mellow sounding instrument, not all squeaky and screamy like the violin. If it turns out to be a violin she's carrying, so be it. Until that time however, it's a viola because this is my writeup, darnit. Meanwhile, in another part of the anime...
...a graphics glitch has rendered another young girl's shotgun useless. So many things in that sentence I never thought I would ever type. For such a great looking show and trust me, it is though we haven't quite gotten to that part yet, that's a fairly egregious mistake... particularly because it occurs twice.
It turns out that the young girl, who is named Triela, is paired with an older man as well, named Hilshire. They seem to be part of some sort of paramilitary/police special forces unit, and their target wasn't there... which means it's at the other target. A target that...
...is being watched by yet another heavily armed young girl/older man combo. Her name is Rico, which seems like a fairly unlikely name for a girl. His name is Jean, which means that the two of them should probably switch names. There's also a lot of regular agents standing around looking inconspicuous. Inside a nondescript apartment in the building being cased...
...a bunch of malcontents and neer-do-wells are gathered. They've just received word that their other safehouse has been hit, which rendered it not so safe. Oh, and the informant said that young girl did most of the damage. The man on the right rolls his eyes and looks dubious at this news. And rightfully so... little girls being used as assassins? Preposterous! What are they gonna do, hit us with Hello Kitty and My Little Pony plushies? The doorbell rings and someone we will call Skippy goes to see who's there, chuckling under his breath: "Hello Kitty plushies."
Oh.
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Well, if you want to fit a Thompson in an instrument case, you could always go for a stick magazine. But for sheer compactness, you might want this bad boy.
And yes, that's on my Christmas list.
Posted by: Mauser at January 04, 2015 03:37 AM (TJ7ih)
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Given the way the Thompson is placed in the violin case, how exactly would the stick magazine make it any more ready-to-use?
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 04, 2015 03:47 AM (jGQR+)
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It would lay flat, as opposed to the perpendicular bulge of the drum. But it might be longer that the case could cover. If you went to the 20 round stick... well, you may as well carry a brace of 1911's.
Posted by: Mauser at January 04, 2015 04:20 AM (TJ7ih)
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I just received and read the final two volumes of the manga.
Now I kind of want to re-watch my GSG box (first season; I didn't get very far into the follow-up season, which was poorly animated IIRC).
Posted by: GreyDuck at January 05, 2015 08:58 AM (AQ0bN)
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I didn't get very far into the follow-up season, which was poorly animated IIRC.
You remember correctly... mostly. The animation itself was fine; it was what was being animated that stunk. Which is a damn shame, the storyline was better than in Season 1.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 05, 2015 10:25 AM (jGQR+)
Barkhorn In Dirndl -Strike Witches: Operation Victory Arrow pt1
Because I can, that's why.
UPDATE:
Because why not? It's not like I hear you complaining.
Actually, it's more like "it's not like I can hear you complaining." One advantage of a blog, that.
These three episodes fit into the continuity between the end of the second series and the beginning of the movie, and during that whole period Yoshika's magic is gone. Which means she can't fly.
So why do they show her flying in the OP?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 29, 2014 10:58 PM (+rSRq)
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A different complaint: Why was Erica so bitchy at the beginning?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 29, 2014 11:17 PM (+rSRq)
I don't watch OPs usually. They spoil more than they entertain for the most part. I would expect your answer, Steven, is "wait for part 2". Also, Strike Witches fly, even if they can't.
Why was Erica so bitchy at the beginning?
Siblings, whaddyagonnado?
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 29, 2014 11:40 PM (jGQR+)
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Part 2 is going to be Shirley and Lucchini in Egypt, and part 3 is going to be the Suomus Misfit Squadron.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 30, 2014 12:22 AM (+rSRq)
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That's nice; maybe it'll be in part 3. Maybe it won't be at all. Catgirls.
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 30, 2014 12:59 AM (jGQR+)
Visual Novel Review: Sakura Spirit
It's late Christmas night, so late in fact that it's technically the next morning. I'm browsing through the holiday sale on Steam for ridiculous deals, and I stumble over something that looks... um... interesting. I notice at the same time that Pixy Misa, our Australian blogboss, owned it and that he was using Steam at the same time. I shoot him a quick message asking if the game was any good, and wander off my merry way. When I come back a few minutes later, there's a reply: "I dunno, I haven't played it yet." Well, that's unsurprising... Pixy seems to have an infinite backlog of games, the way some of us have an infinite backlog of anime to watch (note: Pixy has that, too). We chat for a minute, and I wandered away again. Upon returning, I loaded Steam again and found that I had two notifications: I had been gifted both of the games on my wishlish. By Pixy. Now, neither of them was expensive but I'm not exactly used to just being given things out of the blue like that. When I asked him about it, he said "You can tell me if the game is worth playing." What better way for me to do that than to actually review the thing in the style of one of my writeups? So without further ado, let's get right to it... let's take a look at Sakura Spirit!
I think it's important for me to point out that this title screen does not, in fact, show up anywhere in the game itself... I stole it from a promotional video. Right away this inspires nothing but confidence in my heart.
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 28, 2014 02:34 AM (jGQR+)
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Well, they are different colors, that's got to count for SOMEthing, right?
Right?
Bueller?
I dunno, when I see these screenshots where the same character picture appears multiple times, I think of some old Apple ][ adventure game that also had overlay characters pop up, and very bad parsers. And the computer only had a green monitor....
Sounds like this one only had a Next button.
Posted by: Mauser at December 28, 2014 03:33 AM (TJ7ih)
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Seems that they forgot the first rule of visual novels.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 28, 2014 09:02 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 28, 2014 10:35 AM (2yngH)
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Or at least blow up the Tokyo Tower. (Or the Sky Tree.)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 28, 2014 10:41 AM (+rSRq)
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So it was more a kinetic novel than visual novel? Kinda false advertising. There's nothing at all wrong with KN's (Planetarian, for example) nor short VN's, but it is best to let the customer know what they're getting.
Posted by: Clayton Barnett at December 29, 2014 09:32 AM (lU4ZJ)
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Back when you guys were gushing over it, I got my hands on Katawa Shoujo. And after this, I finally installed it and tried it.
Um, I think I only got to the second decision point and I wanted to throw the guy under a train or something. GOD what a whiny little bitch....
Pardon my language, but I don't know if I could repeat this thing enough to follow all the paths. Fifteen minutes was enough.
Posted by: Mauser at December 29, 2014 09:57 AM (TJ7ih)
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To be fair, Hisao really does start off that game kind of wrapped up in his own poor-me mode. It's the other characters that snap him out of that and make him figure out that he's not so bad off after all.
Posted by: Avatar at December 29, 2014 12:46 PM (ZeBdf)
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Mauser, I'm not going to say "stick with it," because if you can't, you can't. However, consider this:
Hisao is a young man who's just had his entire world thrown into the dumpster, his own body has betrayed him and left him constantly concerned that he might die at some random time, and then he's put in a special school with no family or friends around as support.
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 29, 2014 02:25 PM (jGQR+)
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Honestly, Hisao really doesn't belong there. Most of the other people there are dealing with obvious physical disabilities and would have a hard time dealing with things in a normal school environment. Hisao honestly just needs to keep up his health and to avoid stress; a note getting him out of PE and regular trips to the doctor would have done the trick.
So it's... pretty rational for him to assume that he's in the environment he's in, not because it's best for him, but because it lets his folks avoid having to deal with it. In a very real sense, he got dumped there.
(Funny enough, the topic of Japanese schools and the disabled has come up a few times recently... I should do a post about it but I'm not sure how to discuss it really.)
Posted by: Avatar at December 29, 2014 07:11 PM (zJsIy)
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Well then. I'm glad I refrained from spending any money on this, and I was considering it at one point. Your review has saved dollars, sir!
Posted by: GreyDuck at December 30, 2014 08:37 AM (AQ0bN)
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I Got that that was his mental state, but he was so relentless about it. (Especially after I chose to let the teacher introduce him. He berates himself about what a poor choice that was. I figured it was in character.)
(Wishing there was an option during the hospital intro to say "All I wanted was a Pepsi.")
Posted by: Mauser at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (TJ7ih)