F1 Update: Abu Dhabi 2015
Night was falling as the Mercedes of Nico Rosberg led the assembled field to the grid at Yas Marina. Behind him was world champion Lewis Hamilton, who began complaining about that fact days earlier. Carrying the hopes and dreams of Italy was the third car on the grid, the Ferrari of Kimi Raikkonen. The oddball of the bunch sat in fourth position, the Force India of Sergio Perez. How would these worthies shake out at the end of the day? There's only one way to find out: THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi!
*OH JEEZ... REALLY?: When the lights went out, the usual headlong dive for the first turn began. Polesitter Nico Rosberg easily outpaced his rivals while Hamilton's poor start meant that he had to scramble to keep Raikkonen behind him. He accomplished this feat, which gave him a grandstand view of Rosberg galloping away. It wasn't a huge gap, only five seconds by the time first Rosberg, then Hamilton, pitted for new tires on Lap 10 and 11, respectively, but that would prove to be plenty.
*SO MUCH FOR THAT: The one true important contest remaining in the World Driver's Championship was for fourth. Williams' Valterri Bottas led Raikkonen by a single point... whichever man finished ahead of the other would take the position. Bottas and Williams took all the drama out of the duel early. First Bottas peed the start down the leg of his firesuit, dropping to 10th by the end of the first lap. Then during his first pit stop, the team released him just as the McLaren of Jenson Button angled into his pit box. The collision snapped the left side of Bottas's front wing clean off, and for whatever reason the team told him to leave the pits and return instead of stopping and having the mechanics pull him back. In any case, by the time he got his car around and the nose repaired he had dropped to last place and was never seen again.
*OH... HIM?: Due to a massive screwup in Quals by Ferrari, Seb Vettel started the race pretty much at the back of the field. He sure didn't stay there long; by the end of the first lap he was 12th, and then settled into tire conservation mode. While his rivals began pitting on Lap 9, he didn't make his first stop until 14 laps later, at which point he was in fourth place! After the stop, he had fallen to 6th, but by babying his tires he managed to work his way back up to fourth, practically without having to pass anybody on track. Maybe a boring strategy, but an effective one.
*BACK AT THE FRONT: The second stint was much more friendly to Hamilton, allowing him to close the gap to his teammate almost to DRS range. When Rosberg pitted on Lap 31, the entire race was there for Hamilton to take. He had been begging for an alternate tire strategy, any tire strategy, that could allow him to take the fight to the other Mercedes, and now he had the chance. The team left it up to him... and he let the team make the call. Rosberg would go on to win by over eight seconds, and Hamilton would go on to say that he "You have to rely on the engineers to give you the optimum strategy at that point," but that he "didn't understand it."
*IN THE END: The top three places were exactly the way the race began: Rosberg, Hamilton, Raikkonen. If it hadn't've been for Vettel getting in the way, it would have been the top five places, for Sergio Perez and Daniel Ricciardo, 4th and 5th at the start, ended up 5th and 6th. Yeah, it was that sort of "race"... and it was essentially the 2015 season in a nutshell. Only three drivers earned victories this year, Hamilton, Rosberg and Vettel (Hamilton 10, Rosberg 6, Vettel 3). The same three were the only polesitters (Hamilton 11, Rosberg 7, Vettel 1). The German national anthem was heard during every podium ceremony in 2015.
*SO.: And thus does the 2015 F1 season come to an end. We're only 109 days away from the first race of the 2016 season, at Australia... but we'll start seeing the rollouts of the new cars a lot sooner than that. One of them will be the first design for the new official team of F1U!, HaasF1. We all hope that they'll be enough to make next year interesting.
Thanks for reading this year, and we'll see you soon enough!
*ALMOST FORGOT: Noah would be pleased with the final driver's championship standings.
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What significant rule changes are coming for 2016?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 29, 2015 08:53 PM (+rSRq)
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For the most part, nothing. The biggest ones have to do with tires.
There's going to be a new tire compound, "ultrasoft". I can only assume that they'll begin to degrade before they get put on the car and fail after one lap, but provide enough grip to snap the neck of any driver foolish enough to use them.
The other big change is that Pirelli will be bringing three tire compounds to each race instead of two, and allowing the teams to choose which two they want to use during the race.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 29, 2015 10:04 PM (zAcee)
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Tire changes. Well, that'll make things interes-- *thud* *snore*
Maybe we'll get lucky and more teams will get powerplant improvements?
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 30, 2015 08:43 AM (rKFiU)
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Well, the tire thing has the potential to make things a little more interesting... one team may decide to go with ultrasoft and supersoft, for example, while the other goes with soft and supersoft.
The team with the US and SS will be bananas grippy on the track, but will have to be REALLY careful about how fast they chew through their tire allotment. Meanwhile, the team with the SS and S choice will still get a speed boost from the SS of the two, but be able to run a lot faster on the S.
So... um... er... strategery!
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 30, 2015 04:44 PM (zAcee)
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The only problem is that teams SHOULD have enough data to know what the deltas are for the various tire sets, by the end of P3; there will be an optimum and just about everyone will run that.
My real problem is the tire degradation. I get that they're trying to inject an element of strategy into things, but oy. This season featured damned little actual racing, because the tire degradation ensured that anyone who hung off someone else's bumper for more than a lap or two would ruin their own race as their tires gave up the ghost early. Maybe with the three sets of tires available, that will scratch the strategy itch, and they can afford to make them durable enough that the drivers will dare to close in and stay close.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at November 30, 2015 06:44 PM (/lg1c)
6there will be an optimum and just about everyone will run that.
Except not all cars treat their tires the same way, nor every driver. I could see the Red Bulls, who were relatively gentle on their rubber, taking a more aggressive tire selection than, say, the Mercs.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 30, 2015 08:21 PM (zAcee)
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And if it's threatening rain on race day, everyone will have to choose mids as one of their tires. And if it turns out to be dry, they're stuck with the other one they chose for the entire race.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (+rSRq)
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Not necessarily, Steven. The teams automatically get both Inters and Full Wets, so they could still go with their choice of dry tires and count on the wellingtons to get them through.
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 01, 2015 12:23 AM (zAcee)
While We're Waiting For F1U...
People have asked me, "Wonderduck, why do you like LeMans so much?"
THAT right there. That's why.
That's Audi's entry into the 2016 World Endurance Championship's LMP1 class (or whatever the top prototype class is called these days). My word, that's quite the looker. I mean, I love F1 cars, but c'mon, they haven't looked this good in years. And that livery! That's poster material right there.
F1 Quals: Abu Dhabi 2015
Here's the provisional grid for the 2015 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi. Stop me if you've heard this one before:
Pos.
Driver
Team
Q1
Q2
Q3
1
Nico Rosberg
Mercedes
1:41.111
1:40.979
1:40.237
2
Lewis Hamilton
Mercedes
1:40.974
1:40.758
1:40.614
3
Kimi Räikkönen
Ferrari
1:42.500
1:41.612
1:41.051
4
Sergio Perez
Force India
1:41.983
1:41.560
1:41.184
5
Daniel Ricciardo
Red Bull Racing
1:42.275
1:41.830
1:41.444
6
Valtteri Bottas
Williams
1:42.608
1:41.868
1:41.656
7
Nico Hulkenberg
Force India
1:41.996
1:41.925
1:41.686
8
Felipe Not Nasr Massa
Williams
1:42.303
1:42.349
1:41.759
9
Kid Kvyat
Red Bull Racing
1:42.540
1:42.328
1:41.933
10
Carlos Sainz
Toro Rosso
1:42.911
1:42.482
1:42.708
11
Embryo Verstappen
Toro Rosso
1:42.889
1:42.521
12
Jenson Button
McLaren
1:42.570
1:42.668
13
Pastor Maldonado
Lotus
1:42.929
1:42.807
14
Felipe Not Massa Nasr
Sauber
1:42.896
1:43.614
15
Lettuce Grosjean
Lotus
1:42.585
No Time
16
Sebastian Vettel
Ferrari
1:42.941
17
Fernando Alonso
McLaren
1:43.187
18
Sony Ericsson
Sauber
1:43.838
19
Will Stevens
Marussia
1:46.297
20
Roberto Merhi
Marussia
1:47.434
Yup, it's another Mercedes 1-2, with Rosberg taking his sixth pole in a row. The big news, though, is that Ferrari's Seb Vettel never made it out of Q1. The team told him that he had gone fast enough to make it to Q2, so he backed out of his final flying lap to preserve tires... and then Jenson Button's McLaren bumped him. Oy.
Up at the front, Lewis Hamilton actually was quickest in Q1 and Q2; Rosberg just killed it in Q3, though, and that's the only one that really matters. There's actually a chance that the nearly .40 sec gap will increase, as Hamilton may have his fastest lap thrown out for violating track limits. He'd still be in 2nd, though.
Other than all that, however, it was pretty much bog-standard. Which is what I expect Sunday's race to be as well. But who knows? Maybe it'll rain.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 28, 2015 03:13 PM (+rSRq)
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How is it Hamilton had a faster time in Q1 and Q2 but is still second? Or is that just because you only use one table for all three rounds?
Posted by: Rick C at November 28, 2015 06:25 PM (FvJAK)
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Rick, the table's organized by final qualifying positions. Exactly what position you finish in, for Q1 and Q2, is unimportant if you aren't low enough to get knocked out.
Posted by: Avatar at November 28, 2015 06:44 PM (v29Tn)
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Steven, if Ferrari hadn't peed Vettel's Q1 down the collective legs of their firesuits, Perez would likely be a more palatable fifth. The grunt of the Mercedes engines definitely dominates down those two long straights, and reportedly Force India is running a little bit more wing because of that. It slows them down, but improves handling in the twistybits.
Rick, what Avatar said... the chart shows the final grid positions, but also shows the best time per driver per session. It's a convenient way to do it, instead of having three separate charts.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 28, 2015 10:48 PM (zAcee)
Long Weekend
It wasn't until sometime late last week that I discovered that the office was not going to be open on Black Friday. Four day weekend! Now, to be honest, I wouldn't have minded working today all that much... it's not like I have to deal with retail customers as a medical claims processor... but I'm not going to look a paid day off in the mouth of a horse of a different color.
Things have taken a distinctively positive turn at The Job. I cleared the first major hurdle of averaging 100 claims a day a few months ago. I then set a goal of averaging 20 claims an hour, or 160 claims per normal day. I've sunk that one a few weeks back, and set sail for 200/day. Almost immediately I reached that milestone. Even better, I've now worked at The Job long enough to be paid on merit for each claim. For the past three months I was locked at $.50/claim. Once you hit merit pay, the base amount per claim drops to something like $.34. However, you then get bonuses based on your accuracy levels on three separate categories. If you're not making too many errors, these bonuses add up to truly pleasant levels... like, twice as much as the base amount? Combining my recent speed boost with that means that my per-hour rate is looking truly inspirational.
There is one little problem though... I haven't worked a full eight hours in a day in two, maybe three weeks. There's some long-winded reasons for that that I'm not going to get into, but there's one smaller reason that just makes me facepalm so very hard. See, as you may remember, the medical industry recently switched from the ICD-9 standard of coding to ICD-10. This is actually one of those few changes that makes a lot of sense... ICD-10 allows for much more accurate coding of incidents. Just making up an example, ICD-9 would code for "broken arm, right." ICD-10 codes to "broken arm, right, upper, enclosed fracture, honey mustard sauce." However! The implementation date for the new coding had been pushed back multiple times, and it appears that a lot of medical facilities just assumed that would occur again. This means that it's taking longer for claims to get to us, as doctors' offices and clinics and all those sorts of places try to figure out software and codes they've been neglecting.
Other than that little problem, though? Things are okay. The mp3 player allows me to mostly tune out the world... except for one person. This person, who we'll call Louise because that isn't her name, is a talker. Worse, her voice has a lot of throw weight to it, much the way nuclear weaponry has throw weight. She doesn't ever whisper, so everything she says is quite audible, even when she isn't talking loudly. Remember, this is in a relatively quiet workspace as well. The job is hard enough without hearing her discuss her lunch in detail. Polite requests for her to be quiet had a couple hours' worth of effect. More formal complaints fell on deaf ears or worse, led Louise to complain to the manager of the entire office... "boo hoo, they're picking me." Frustrating. One feature of this job is that long-term people with good speed and accuracy are often allowed to work from home. Combine that with the usual workforce churn and open seats tend to appear. When enough of those occur, a reorganization invariably takes place. Remember, in the Duckford office, we actually work with four different medical insurance firms, and it's always best to get the workers for a firm in one place. New employees, for example, will always get put into The Big Room before they get shuffled to their real room. This reorg occurred on Tuesday... and Louise was moved from her seat in the cube directly in front of me to one literally as far away as possible from me and still be in the same room.
I ain't even sad that she was there first.
That very Tuesday, I cranked out my best claims day ever... I was within spittin' distance of 300 when we ran out of 'em. Coincidence? Nope. I could listen to my music without fear of hearing her "huh?" rip through Athena's Barcarolle from ARIA... I have a four minute long live recording of it on the mp3 player that can manage to bring tears to my eyes. So work is okay. And it's not in a mall. No complaints at the moment. And hey, four days off!
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Glad to hear things appear to looking up at work. And since you had today off, a test! What is the ICD code for stomach distress brought on by eating too much fried turkey?
Posted by: Siergen at November 27, 2015 04:00 PM (De/yN)
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 27, 2015 04:22 PM (zAcee)
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Good to hear that life has taken a positive turn!
It's always nice to have productive days at work. I'm at the office with just about nothin' going on (we OUGHT to close on Black Friday, but we don't, because the company's just that way; whatever, I'm paid by the hour.)
So I'm just running database archives, reading Churchill (into August '44), and messing around on the internet. Got a PS4 earlier today, the Black Friday crowds thinned out by some really miserable weather. Good, I hate standing in line!
Love the Tonari no Seki pics. ;p
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at November 27, 2015 06:26 PM (/lg1c)
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We knew you could do it, even when you had your doubts at the beginning.
Posted by: Mauser at November 27, 2015 09:18 PM (5Ktpu)
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Av, Rumi is the goddess of reaction shots. A hell of a great show, too.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 27, 2015 09:37 PM (zAcee)
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Unimpeded music enjoyment for the win! I'm glad things are looking brighter, man.
I was at work the full day, but it was for a good cause. I got my ticket count down into merely the mid-20s, from the all-time high of 37 I was looking at earlier this week. And today, we stopped down for a full game of Cities & Knights of Catan. With two newbies, no less. (I still lost. I often lose. The dice HATED me today. You start the game with three points, goal is thirteen, and I ended the game with... five.)
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 27, 2015 11:39 PM (rKFiU)
Visual Novel Review: Go! Go! Nippon!
I'm not what I'd call a "gamer" by any stretch of the imagination. Make no mistake, I do play computer games, sure, but I'm not one of those hardcore creatures who eat and sleep videogames all the time. We have a few of those at work actually, and they're great fun to talk to. They accept me as one of their own, ever since I recognized Vault-Boy on one of their cellphone's lock screen. I haven't been able to talk to them recently though, as the three of them are playing Fallout 4 like they'll die if they don't... and talking about spoilers. As I've managed to avoid all details of the game except those given in the first Official Trailer, their conversations tend to send me screaming from the break room. I have a feeling that I'll get into the game the same way I did Skyrim or Fallout 3 once I obtain a copy, though. But I'm not a heavy-duty gamer. One particular type of game that I've never really gotten into is the Visual Novel, though I've played a few. If you've never played a Visual Novel, understand that it's not a "game" the way, say, Mass Effect or Portal or Pong are
games. Most of the time, you're just reading words on the screen much
the way you read a book. Upon occasion, you have the ability to
influence the course of the story by making a decision ("Go to sleep" or
"Go out and party"; "Invade Russia" or "Invade Britain"... that sort of
thing). For the most part, VNs are distinctly Japanese, and some very good anime series have been made from them. Kanon, for example, was first a VN... I tried to play it, but I got a nasty virus from the copy I obtained. I did manage to play some of Clannad, but never came close to finishing. On the whole, in fact, the few VNs I've played, I've given up on long before I completed the storyline/s. Ironically, the two that I have finished weren't actually Japanese! Katawa Shoujo was made by a volunteer group from all over, and Sakura Spirit by an American company; both were written in English. Which brings us to the subject of this review.
Go! Go! Nippon! (GGN) was released in 2011 by Overdrive, a Japanese company. Unlike pretty much every VN ever, it was developed exclusively for the overseas audience... English speakers, primarily. Shortly after I was disassociated with my position at the Duck U Bookstore, I stumbled across a promo video for GGN on Steam. Amused, I put it in my Steam Wish List for later perusal... and then it went on sale last Thanksgiving. Five dollars later, it was in my library. I enjoyed it, but it was short... five hours got me through the entire thing. Eh, fair enough. I then put it aside and never touched it again. Until recently, that is. Y'see, about a month ago Overdrive released what they called DLC for the game. In reality, it was an almost complete rework of GGN. As it, too, was only a few bucks, I bought it. So what's it all about?
One of the great things about Kickstarter is how it allows Japanese developers and English language localization groups to determine the market demand for visual novels, especially the big ones - the really, really big ones, since Clannad is probably the largest single game (In terms of script.) ever written. A gamer who wants to play visual novels from Japan no longer has to either learn Japanese or hope that the English language publisher does not go out of business - the latter was what happened to Hirameki International, who released the excellent Ever 17 and was planning on bringing over the rest of the Infinity series before they went under. Hirameki also brought over, using a clunky DVD game interface, Hourglass of Summer, which while falling into dating sim/renai game, is an excellent game in its' own right.
Digital releases has also opened-up a number of visual novels that would have never seen the initial hardcopy release in the US. MangaGamer has been so successful with some of their releases that they later had hardcopy runs for those titles. And we have the JAST group of labels that has partnered with NitroPlus to release some of the best known VNs in the US - as well as some notorious ones from other developers (Cough...School Days...Cough.).
So life is getting to be pretty good for people who want to play in English, any VN that is not made by Type-Moon. I will admit to wishing that Sentimental Graffiti had a translation when it was released on PSN, but we can not always get what we want.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 25, 2015 12:32 AM (f5AGK)
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 25, 2015 12:49 AM (zAcee)
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Good review, though oddly the most useful thing I got out of it was in the above comment, after which I put Clannad on my Steam wishlist. *wry grin*
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 25, 2015 08:44 AM (rKFiU)
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Moreover, Clannad is beating a few surprising things despite its high price ($42). I think it crushed Fallout 4 grossing at Steam last I checked.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at November 25, 2015 02:27 PM (XOPVE)
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It would a funny thing mentioning Clannad, if I had not be one of the people who backed the Kickstarter campaign. I like the physical, no-DRM copy better.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 25, 2015 04:17 PM (BmTJR)
Meaning your copy will arrive in a few months. If Steam is the DRM you're talking about, I can live with it. Hell, I've been using Steam for six or seven years now. As far as DRM goes, it's the friendliest such thing ever... but we're not having that conversation here.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 26, 2015 01:17 AM (zAcee)
F1 on TV: Abu Dhabi 2015
And so we come, not to the end of the beginning, nor the beginning of the end, but just, simply, the end. The final race of the 2015 Formula 1 season. A season which started eight months ago in Melbourne. Along the way, we've seen one of the less-interesting seasons of racing in recent history. So what does this finishing contest promise? Let's take a look at the track map for the 2015 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi.
We've been here plenty of times before, and pretty much what we've learned is that this is a awful track to race on. Fun to drive, yes, but to contest position? There's one good place to pass, Turn 8/9, with Turns 5-7 being somewhat less swell. Remember, this is the circuit where they thought it would be a good idea to have the pit exit run underneath the track. I suspect it's merely luck that we haven't seen that idea backfire horribly.
So what's the point of this race? Well, Valterri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen in a fight for fourth place in the driver's championship, one point separating them. Lotus leads Toro Rosso by nine points for sixth in the constructor's championship. And... um... that's about it, really. Most teams will probably be using Abu Dhabi as an extended test session... remember, the 2016 season is only four months away!
Oy.
The Legendary Announce Team has the coverage, as usual. Here's the schedule: Friday
Practice 2: 7a - 830a live on NBCSN Saturday
Quals: 7a - 830a live on CNBC Sunday
2015 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi: 6a - 9a live on NBCSN
We'll be along afterwards, of course, with the usual F1Update!. Join us, won't you?
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I don't even find this track to be very fun to drive. It's my least favorite track in every racing sim that features it.
Posted by: flatdarkmars at November 23, 2015 11:12 PM (LhHjb)
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Why is it that you think running the pit exit under the track is a potential disaster?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 24, 2015 06:13 AM (+rSRq)
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Steven, here's a look at the inside of the tunnel. All it'll take is one enthusiastic driver spinning his steed to cause a blockage. Or a broken suspension, or an unfortunately timed engine failure. Or, god help us, a fire.
That it hasn't happened yet just means that it's going to happen eventually.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 24, 2015 08:20 AM (zAcee)
Any idea what the story is behind the ghost girl? She's totally charming here.
Posted by: Mauser at November 21, 2015 05:16 AM (5Ktpu)
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I got nuthin', I'm afraid. Except "charming" is a good word for it.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 21, 2015 12:10 PM (zAcee)
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So how much global warming fell on you last night?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 21, 2015 12:11 PM (+rSRq)
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Pond Central had around seven inches of climate change. The Olde Home Pond, about five miles north, wound up with about 12". My doctor's office is in a town about 15 miles north of them... they got 16".
From the stairway to the parking lot, it didn't look like that much. Came as quite the surprise when I went out to clean off the DuckMobile, lemme tell ya!
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 21, 2015 02:26 PM (zAcee)
Stagnant? Moi?
Not intentionally... at least, not since that last post. My internet connection has been completely down since very early Wednesday morning.
This is very very annoying. It's not like I need help in not blogging, after all. The connection has been up for only a short time... my modem fired up as I was looking at it, in fact... but I have no confidence in it staying up, so I thought I'd better get a notification posted. And when I clicked to finalize this post? The internet had gone down again. Guess I was right. Wow, five minutes of internet in over a day. Considering this provider's track record at times, I guess I should count myself lucky.
On the other hand, I managed to watch a few episodes of Sakura Trick, which I was told was really really good. I will never take this person's word for something ever again. However! Attention Steven! The character in the picture above normally wears red quarter-rimmed glasses! Even BETTER than half-rimmed! If you wanna see, check out Ep03 and beyond.
Just... don't pay attention to the show. Or be at risk of diabetes, and by "at risk" I mean "you once ate or drank something that had some sort of sweetener in it." And if you actually have diabetes, avoid Sakura Trick like the plague. Dear god, this series will kill you dead.
Avatar, it's like the Production Staff took the worst bits ofGirlfriends and decided "that'll make a great 12 episode series if you just turn it up to 11." And then covered it in honey and rolled the whole thing in powdered sugar and donuts. Cream-filled donuts. Where the cream is actually ice cream.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 19, 2015 07:09 PM (zAcee)
Random Anime Picture #105: Such A Day
-Hibike! Euphonium Special, Ep05
Frustration abounds. I can't get a grip on blogging for length right now for whatever reason, despite having two projects I want... need... to finish. Meanwhile, it feels like The Pond is stagnant, like a tiny Minnesota lake filled with muddy water and ice fishing equipment.
F1 Update: Brazil 2015
Here's what sort of race we had today from São Paulo: we spent the entirety looking at the sky, praying the distant clouds would make their way over the circuit and drop just a little bit of rain. Anything. Please. We beg you. THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Brazil!
We watched the race live. We've read a bunch of post-race reaction. We even went back and watched the 15 or so laps we missed when we dozed off (the F1U! team slept neither long nor well last night; by the time the 10am start came around, we'd already been up for four hours and were running on a similar amount of sleep). We cannot come to any other conclusion but this: the 2015 Grand Prix of Brazil was a dud. The Mercedes of Nico Rosberg led wire to wire except during the pit rotation, and even then he was out of the lead for a total of two laps. Teammate Lewis Hamilton had nothing for the polesitter, unable to mount a substantial challenge at any time. This includes the start, where Rosberg simply got off the line better and faster and held a gap into the first turn... no pushing and shoving beween teammates this time around! The closest we came to a Hamilton challenge to Rosberg's dominance was late in the race. The reigning Champion cut the lead down as close as 1.3 seconds with something like 10 laps to go. It was a false image however, as Hamilton had to light his rear tires on fire to accomplish it. He wound up nearly eight seconds back when the race finished.
Which put paid to the so-called storyline of the race. In the runup to Brazil, the F1 press was full of Hamilton's desire to win at Interlagos, home of his hero Ayrton Senna. He's never won in Brazil, though it's the home of arguably his greatest moment, his first world championship. On and on they went about Hamilton wanting THIS victory. And he didn't get it. And nobody really is surprised by this. Hamilton is a great driver, maybe the best on the grid right now, but he's not so much better that he can will himself to win. When Hamilton is behind Rosberg, he needs his German teammate to make a mistake. Sometimes Lewis can force that mistake, often he can't. This isn't a knock on Hamilton, nor praise for Rosberg. It's just an observation. Today, Rosberg didn't make a mistake that Hamilton could exploit.
Rosberg's victory also locked up second place in the driver's championship for him. Seb Vettel, who finished third in the race, had very little room for error today. He was 21 points behind his countryman, but with only 50 points left available he had to make sure he kept that gap from growing. The Mercs were too good today, however, and he should be commended for only being 14 seconds behind Rosberg at the end. His teammate, Kimi Raikkonen finished in fourth, and how dominant the Mercedes were should be evident by the information that he was the last driver on the lead lap. That's right, the silver cars lapped the field up to Valterri Bottas's Williams in 5th today.
We also saw the Constructor's Championship pretty much finished up to 5th place today as well. Mercedes, Ferrari, Williams, Red Bull and Force India are locked in, and how amazing is it that Williams is in third? Two years ago, they had a grand total of five points, good for 9th place in the constructor's championship. It's great that the second most successful team in F1 history is back... now if only they could challenge for wins.
If it sounds like we're struggling to find things to talk about regarding the 2015 Grand Prix of Brazil, it's because we are. This wasn't just a bad race, it was a boring race. Particularly when compared to the two that came before it, Mexico and the US. Hopefully the finale in Abu Dhabi will be better, but we have our doubts. And then the season will, mercifully, be over.
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What I think is most astounding is that the two Mercedes cars and the two Ferraris lapped the entire rest of the field.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 16, 2015 01:26 AM (+rSRq)
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Well, Raikkonen was 47 seconds back, so he probably hadn't gotten up to Bottas et al, but your point is sound. There's two legit teams, then Williams and Red Bull.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 16, 2015 08:37 AM (a12rG)
F1 Quals: Brazil 2015
Decent weather at Interlagos today, more's the pity, but the track is still naturally slippery. So what's the grid like for Sunday's race? Take a look:
Pos.
Driver
Team
Q1
Q2
Q3
1
Nico Rosberg
Mercedes
1:11.746
1:12.213
1:11.282
2
Lewis Hamilton
Mercedes
1:11.682
1:11.665
1:11.360
3
Sebastian Vettel
Ferrari
1:12.240
1:11.928
1:11.804
4
Valtteri Bottas
Williams
1:12.934
1:12.374
1:12.085
5
Kimi Räikkönen
Ferrari
1:12.185
1:12.243
1:12.144
6
Nico Hulkenberg
Force India
1:12.595
1:12.485
1:12.265
7
Kid Kvyat
Red Bull Racing
1:12.730
1:12.527
1:12.322
8
Felipe Not Nasr Massa
Williams
1:12.980
1:12.858
1:12.415
9
Daniel Ricciardo
Red Bull Racing
1:12.639
1:12.825
1:12.417
10
Embryo Verstappen
Toro Rosso
1:12.824
1:12.712
1:12.739
11
Felipe Not MassaNasr
Sauber
1:13.111
1:12.989
12
Carlos Sainz
Toro Rosso
1:13.267
1:13.045
13
Sergio Perez
Force India
1:13.140
1:13.147
14
Sony Ericsson
Sauber
1:13.346
1:13.233
15
Lettuce Grosjean
Lotus
1:13.056
1:13.913
16
Pastor Maldonado
Lotus
1:13.385
17
Jenson Button
McLaren
1:13.425
18
American Rossi
Marussia
1:16.151
19
Will Stevens
Marussia
1:16.283
NC
Fernando Alonso
McLaren
No Time
Not much to say about this, really. Rosberg has taken his fifth consecutive pole, Alonso's McLaren died on track with yet another bum engine.
And the president of the FIA, Jean Todt, didn't so much step on a landmine as jump up and down on a landmine when he said to French TV station Canal+ "do you realise that the number of people killed in road accidents is by
far bigger than the number of people who died in Paris yesterday?" I understand he took the opportunity to promote the FIA's road safety program, but that was not the time.
Jean Todt is French, by the way, and the FIA's headquarters are in Paris. Just saying.
Just a little something I picked up via Steam a few weeks ago... well, actually, it's the new extended version of something I picked up on Steam back when I booted from the bookstore. Since it was selling for less than the cost of a couple of Chicago Style hot dogs (hold the peppers and cucumber slices, please!) and fries, I figured what the hell.
In a lot of ways, that's still my reaction, though it's more like "what the hell?!?" now. We'll see when I'm done and get it written up.
I picked up the first of the Hyperdimension Neptunia revamps in a fit of "what the hell". I... am not sure whether that was a brilliant or an idiotic decision.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 13, 2015 08:47 AM (rKFiU)
Neptunia Rebirth:1 should be a great game on the PC, since it is what the first game might have been if the developer had not run out of budget during development. But it can be an idiotic decision to get it on the PC without getting an USB game controller to play the game, due to the awkward nature of the keyboard controls during fast-reaction/reflex game segments (Which are not the actual battles, strangely enough.).
I like very much that it is available for direct download, via GoG, the same way the first two Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky games are. I despise Steam and the necessity of using it for some games.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 13, 2015 07:02 PM (Xdq+D)
Because if I want to play a game, I do not care how light on system resources it is, I do not want a client running in the background to allow me to run the game.
I do not want the game publisher to force you to update a game whenever they want, if you just want to play a single-player campaign. It would be different for a multi-player match, but almost all the games I play are not designed that way, and I have do not play them that way either.
I do not want to install a game from physical disc and then sit through having the ENTIRE game install get downloaded from Steam before I can play it. That actually happened with both XCOM: Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within. That makes me feel like I am renting the game at full price.
It may be a mild form of DRM, but I do not want DRM that requires a client.
Lastly, there have been other digital download clients that did not force you to run the client whenever you started the game. There is no physical law of the universe that mandates that Steam has to follow Xbox Live as its' operation model.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 13, 2015 09:16 PM (Xdq+D)
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I don't mind Steam, but if a game is available on GOG I'll certainly go there first. And the first Neptunia game just happens to be on GOG now.
(Also, not all games on Steam need the Steam client to run, but it's not something they exactly advertise...)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 17, 2015 07:17 PM (PiXy!)
F1 on TV: Brazil 2015
The fact of the matter is that I hate Interlagos, the site of the 2015 Grand Prix of Brazil. I always have, and though I know it's an irrational hate, I probably always will. Even though the circuit has been upgraded to fix the ridiculous pit-in that nobody paid attention to and therefore it always looked like they were going to pile into the wall of the pit lane at 200mph, the memories remain. Here's the track map for the place:
Really, I'm just about the only F1 fan out there who doesn't like Interlagos. The drivers adore the place (except for the occasional attempt at armed robbery), the Brazilian fans (that's a lot of fans!) are both well-versed in the sport and insane, and it's uncommon to have a poor race. Even the part that I used to hate the very most, that it was the last race of the season, has changed, with that title now in the oil-stained hands of Abu Dhabi. So why, exactly, do I still hate Interlagos?
Because I'm a stubborn mule of a lifeform that refuses to allow such things as logic to get in the way of my peccadilloes when it comes to F1. Enough of this place, I hope the two manmade lakes that give the place its name overflow their banks and flood the whole kit 'n' kaboodle. Safely, of course.
Despite my loathing of the place, the Legendary Announce Team (which does not, in fact, respond to my every whim, unlikely as that seems) will be doing their usual outstanding job at coverage. Here's the schedule for the broadcast weekend: Friday
Practice 2: 10a - 1130a live on NBCSN Saturday
Quals: 10a - 1130a live on CNBC Sunday
2015 Grand Prix of Brazil: 930a - 12n on NBCSN
This actually surprises me somewhat; even though they've done four races on NBC already, for whatever reason I thought Brazil would be on the Mother Network. Wow, look at me, I'm wrong, perhaps for the first time this post. Anyway, that's it. I've given enough of my attention to this... place... for one day. Of course, I'll force myself to cover Quals and the race this weekend, so I don't get to escape completely! See ya then!!!
The Four Faces Of Kei 'n' YuriIn the comments of the last post, friend Ben asks what anime series I'd like to see get remade due to age or quality. While I didn't type my answer immediately, the second I saw the question I knew how I'd be replying: The Dirty Pair. If not the actual first "girls with guns" series, Dirty Pair was certainly the first to be hugely popular. The adventures of Kei and Yuri have been around for nearly 40 years, and I've been a fan since sometime in the '90s. Light novels, one 26 episode TV series, three movies, two completely different OVA series, and even US comic books cover most of the source material of these great characters. Along the way, only two things have stayed more or less constant with the visual designs: Kei has red hair and Yuri dark hair, and the two are female. Obviously one of the most important aspects of a remake of such a legendary franchise would be the updated character design. With any luck, the production company involved would pay attention to what had come before. With that in mind, let's take a look at the evolution of the best known 3WA Trouble Consultants, shall we?
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I still have a mess of the Adam Warren comics in boxes in a closet here. If I remember correctly (always a crapshoot...) my first real experience with Dirty Pair was a bootleg VHS unsubtitled copy of "Nolandia Affair."
Yes, I still have it.
I wouldn't say that any incarnation of The Dirty Pair is the best of its kind, but I will always have a warm place in my heart for these two walking disasters...
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (rKFiU)
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Thanks for posting this. I've been rewatching all the Dirty Pair that Hulu has as a part of my recent subscription there (going ad free and liking it, at least in short bursts. Talked about it a little here.  
It wasn't my first anime, there's a close tie between Robotech, Sailor Moon and El Hazard. Robotech and Sailor Moon were on early mornings while I was in middle and high school, but I didn't recognize them as anime per se at the time. El Hazard is the first thing I watched on Laserdiscs with a script sheet somewhere the same year I graduated in '95.
Either way, I love the OVA intro and music still.
Posted by: Tom Tjarks at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (XbFxF)
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The Smith/Warren collaborations are up there with Project Eden as my favorite incarnations, but Warren's solo efforts don't do it for me; his character designs simply aren't attractive. Actually, in general, his art style has gone in a direction I have no interest in.
IIIRC, Sim Hell, while listed as a Warren solo, still had a lot of story input from Toren, which explains why it was better than what came after.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (ZlYZd)
4...his character designs simply aren't attractive.
Ergo, "It's not to everybody's taste." I agree with you, by the way; Toren Smith was almost like control rods in a nuclear plant... remove them, and Warren went crazygonuts with his designs. I think he's an excellent artist, but I have a hard time with what he did to Kei & Yuri in his solo stuff.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 09, 2015 06:29 PM (a12rG)
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On his own, Warren seems to draw every woman like an inflatable sex doll, with lips set for Full Suck. Consider this panel from the unpublished Quick & Dirty story he started in 2004. With luck, it will remain unpublished.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at November 09, 2015 09:22 PM (ZlYZd)
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Over on his deviantart page, there is a sketch labeled "extra pouty".
Which would be his default level of lips a little while later.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 09, 2015 09:36 PM (a12rG)
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Some of his work on "Empowered" goes even further, to the point where Emp in profile doesn't look quite human, with a barely visible upturned nose and the lips and jaw thrust so far forward she looks like she's in mid-werewolf transformation.
Yeah, he's been going further and further astray. From obsessively busy backgrounds to this compulsion to hang signs on everything. But on the other hand, I just cant resist stuff that mucks around with the Superhero Genre.
Posted by: Mauser at November 10, 2015 06:26 AM (5Ktpu)
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..."Project Eden," that's the VHS I have. Not "Nolandia Affair."
Has anyone seen my marbles?
I didn't get past "Sim Hell" in the Warren comics, and from everything I've heard, that was a wise decision on my part. Those lips shown in the above comments aren't so much "pouty" as "balloon-like." Nooooot appealing, Mister Warren.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 10, 2015 09:06 PM (rKFiU)
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I love this series. (except for Flash. that was garbage). I own practically everything English done for this series. The dvds/movies, comics, two novels, comics,and even a few figurines. I found years ago Masi Oka was said he might like to do a live action film for this, but it's not gonna happen.
Sadly, there is one huge episode I do not like; episode 10. I felt they left it open-ending. The girls were trapped in jail, the boy prince and this girl ran off and they faded to black. It was dumb.
Other than that, I'd watch the rest of the series.
Posted by: Rokusho at March 29, 2019 12:25 PM (MfGno)
Frighteningly accurate representation of Wonderduck blogging these days
Blogging is not happening. I'm trying, but nothing's happening. Sure, I've got things to write about, Gakkou Gurashi Ep06 first and foremost, but everytime I sit and begin to type, it all comes out... boring. Dull. Insipid. Uninteresting. How in the world do you make the zombie apocalypse boring? I dunno, but I'm managing to pull it off! So I'm not going to blog tonight. Do you have anything you'd like to hear me pontificate upon? Or, conversely, not talk about because you don't want it ruined by a boring blogger? Let me know in the comments... or don't, if you think that's a safer option.
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Anime you wish would get a remake from scratch due to age or quality?
Posted by: Ben at November 06, 2015 08:23 PM (kDUUX)
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I saw in an offhand comment of yours someplace that aside from your interest in World War II with which we are all happily familiar, you are also fascinated by the Falklands war. I can't recall any posts you've made on that subject...
Posted by: David at November 06, 2015 09:25 PM (+TPAa)
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Ship-hunting B-25 bombers in the south Pacific during WW2.
What? We all enjoy your WW2 posts.
Posted by: UtahMan at November 06, 2015 11:49 PM (Psydk)
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@Ben, that one's easy! I want a remake of Dirty Pair. I want the classic characters (i.e., not Dirty Pair Flash, which isn't really Kei and Yuri, no matter how much I enjoyed it) with modern artwork. Special bonus points if they adapt the Dark Horse comic "Biohazards" for the plot... be a nice tribute to Toren Smith, too.
@David, I am fascinated by the Falklands War, for a couple of reasons. To begin with it was my "first war", the one that I lived through occurring. Oh yes, Vietnam ended after I was born, but that doesn't really count as I was either five or seven, depending on which date you use as an ending (US withdrawal or fall of Saigon), and completely uninterested. Even today Vietnam holds no interest for me, oddly enough, other than how it affected the US military later. But the Falklands? I was 14 and a wargamer by then... and it was in the newspapers and on TV news. I couldn't help but be interested. Nowadays, it's the only modern naval war ever, but in many ways it could be confused for a Pacific War campaign too: switch the Argentinians with Japan, and the Brits with 1942-43 US, and suddenly a lot of it becomes comprehensible. But I don't know as much about it as I should.
@UtahMan, did Steven put you up to that? Heh. The Mitchells did great work in the Pacific, and the thought of a B-25J carrying 18 .50cal MGs strafing a freighter or destroyer is enough to make my blood run cold.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 07, 2015 10:27 AM (a12rG)
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I really, really enjoyed Max Hasting's history of the Falklands War. Years of massive diplomatic cock-ups, utter failure of US diplomacy caused by a capture of the relevant State Department divisions by their local interests, the UK operating right at the end of their resources, all redeemed in the end by a carefully-preserved military professionalism, a few lucky chances, and a healthy dose of just plain being extremely British under stress.
It's also a cautionary tale, in this day of China claiming twenty things under the sun in the South China Sea.
Posted by: Avatar at November 07, 2015 02:04 PM (v29Tn)
Not guilty. (But interested. B-25 strafers were one of the most successful improvisations of the war. They were so successful that North American sent a group of engineers to Australia (not exactly a safe trip) to observe and investigate. And then North American started building B-25's which were equipped that way.)
One reason the Falklands War is interesting for naval history fans is that it is the only time since the end of WWII that a submarine sank a surface ship in anger.
And as far as I know it's the only time since the end of WWII that anyone other than the Americans has used carrier-based aircraft in combat.
And it featured a surface ship sunk by a torpedo. The only other such case I can think of was when NK torpedoed a SK patrol ship, though that isn't officially acknowledged.
There have been several warships since the end of WWII hit and sunk by missiles, but torpedoes (as good as they are) just haven't been used.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 07, 2015 05:41 PM (+rSRq)
7And as far as I know it's the only time since the end of WWII that
anyone other than the Americans has used carrier-based aircraft in
combat.
The French have as well, flying missions off the Charles de Gaulle in Afghanistan. Planes from Australia's HMAS *Sydney* flew missions over Korea.
As it turns out, Argentina has used carrier planes in combat, too... planes off the 25 de Mayo supported the initial landings on the Falkland Islands. She didn't participate in the naval battles afterward, however.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 07, 2015 10:33 PM (a12rG)
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> in many ways [the Falklands War] could be confused for a
>Pacific War campaign too
...right down to a WW2 light cruiser being sunk by a salvo of an unguided torpedo of WW2 design.
Rather a sad end for a ship that had fought so hard and well through the entire Pacific War...
(While refreshing my memory on this, I blundered across some more things I hadn't known: that in the 1971 war between India and Pakistan, an Indian frigate was torpedoed and sunk by a Pakistani submarine, and that planes from INS Vikrant, India's only carrier, flew combat sorties, mostly in an anti-shipping role.)
Posted by: Ad absurdum per aspera at November 07, 2015 10:54 PM (470Py)
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Ah, I forgot about the Vikrant! She was the only Indian carrier at the time, later being joined by the Viraat. The Indians are seriously into carriers, what with the Vikramaditya in service and the new Vikrant scheduled for service in 2018.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 07, 2015 11:25 PM (a12rG)
Yes, the INS Vikrant proved to be very useful in the anti-shipping role. The Indians always did manage to operate, at least for a little while, the most interesting pieces of equipment - they actually leased a Charlie-I SSGN from the Soviets in the 1980s, though the poor safety factors of Soviet nuclear submarines left a bad impression with the Indian navy.
Non-US carriers have been involved in quite a few combat operations post-WW2. Royal Navy carriers were involved almost from the beginning of UN intervention during Korea. French carriers operated during the Indochina War, along with French F8F Bearcats. Both British and French carriers were involved in combat operations as part of Operation Musketeer, during the Suez Crisis.
In the category of 'not war/not peace,' British and Australian carriers were part of the Commonwealth military deployment for the Confrontation/Konfrontasi with Indonesia - which was the single largest deployment of British and Commonwealth naval forces since WW2. Given the tensions between the two nations (Which almost led to a shooting war at one point.), 25 de Mayo might have been used for the purpose the Argentinians had bought her for - against the Chileans.
And of course, HMAS Melbourne, who never saw action against the enemy yet still managed to sink two destroyers during her career...
Posted by: cxt217 at November 07, 2015 11:44 PM (Xdq+D)
That is the current plan, but Indian military development and procurement projects tend to slip right...A lot. I would not be surprised if the in-service date finally occurred some time after 2020.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 07, 2015 11:50 PM (Xdq+D)
Another thing that just occurred to me - Operation Musketeer was the last time that a non-US battleship fired in anger, when Jean Bart let loose a few rounds at Egyptian positions.
And of course, for the Falkland War, we have 1) the mysterious one-way flight of the Sea King from HMS Hermes to its' final resting place in Chile, almost certainly for the purpose of delivering some Sports And Social boys along the way; and 2) the reply that Argentinian Army Brigadier General Mario Menendez apparently had when told that he was going to command the defense of the Falklands - along the lines of 'what the hell are you talking about?' to his superior.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 08, 2015 01:13 AM (Xdq+D)
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Yeah, the Argentine forces had their own problems. Murphy is the enemy of both sides; the British had done (most of) the necessary hard work to fence him off, the Argentinians hadn't. I'd say "well, the Argentine invasion plan was kicked off prematurely" but, y'know, they had a lot more advance warning than the British did!
Posted by: Avatar at November 08, 2015 03:15 AM (v29Tn)
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I would be most curious regarding the Hermes' Sea King story. Sounds interesting....
Posted by: The Old Man at November 08, 2015 07:29 AM (duGaw)
"well, the Argentine invasion plan was kicked off prematurely"
More like 'let's do this today, otherwise we will be in jail or dead tomorrow.' The decision to invade the Falklands was ultimately based on the need to do something to distract the Argentinian people from their opposition to the Junta more than anything else (Something which Christine Kirchner seems to have fallen for.) before it became strong enough to throw them out of power. The invasion was a surprise to most of the Argentinian forces - hence Menendez' reply.
Of course, I would be remiss to not mention the most famous aircraft from the Falkland War - Bravo November, which is still flying! And unlike the US Navy, who (Usually.) regard an officer who lost his ship as being morally and professionally suspect regardless of the cause, the Royal Navy ultimately promoted Alan West to First Sea Lord, despite losing HMS Ardent.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 08, 2015 09:58 AM (Xdq+D)
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The B-25 is my personal favorite WWII aircraft. Ever since I saw a "Wings" documentary on it on the History Channel. I referred to the model with 8 .50's in the nose as 1940's disintegrator technology.
My understanding was that for strafing, in the field they would mount some guns in the wings, but the engineers didn't think that was a good idea, and added the nacelles. Although they did have to reinforce the skin near the barrels because of the muzzle blast beating it up.
There was a beautiful example at the Reno Air races this year, and I got a fantastic shot of it during a fly-by. B-25 on DeviantArt.
Posted by: Mauser at November 08, 2015 06:57 PM (5Ktpu)
If you can find a copy, look at the book "Fire in the Sky". It has
an extensive discussion of what was done to the B-25 in Australia and why. The
original hack version did mount the MG's on the main body. I don't think they
were ever mounted on the wings.
Also, the original hack was done by maintenance crew in Australia,
particularly a guy named Paul
Gunn. Engineers only got involved after North Americann sent some to see
what was going on.
I won't try to reproduce it here; it's many pages long and it's fascinating.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 08, 2015 07:17 PM (+rSRq)
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Allow me to second Steven's praise for Fire In The Sky. Eric Bergerud covers the air war in the south Pacific during the years 1941-1943 in his second book of a sadly incomplete "South Pacific Trilogy". It's not a day-by-day account, but instead a look at the battlefield, the crews and, most importantly, the equipment used. Some may not like his writing style, which does tend to jump around some, but it didn't particularly bother me. Oddly enough, I purchased it the last time I was unemployed, which as it turns out was just shortly after it came out in paperback... so my copy is nearly 15 years old now.
The one bad thing about it is that it's a very odd format, larger than your average paperback history book, smaller than hardcover, but maybe three or four inches thick. If they had decreased the size of the print a tad, it probably would have made it less unwieldy.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 08, 2015 07:29 PM (a12rG)
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I originally bought it in hardbound, but now I have a copy on my Kindle.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 08, 2015 08:48 PM (+rSRq)
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While Touched With Fire is an excellent work that I have no trouble recommending, I will probably never read Fire in the Sky again, despite the quality of work and information. For whatever reason, Eric Bergerud decided to use the first person in far too many points in the book, which is both puzzling and often entirely pointless. The frequency got to be so grating that I had to put it down and read something else before I could finish. Never again.
Posted by: cxt217 at November 08, 2015 11:09 PM (Xdq+D)
Random Anime Picture #104: A Different Gate
-GATE, Ep03
There's an awful lot to like about last season's GATE... I mean, who doesn't like the idea of fighting dragons with attack helicopters, or taking on an army of orcs with a swath of .50cal machineguns?... but to my mind Rory Mercury, demigod and Oracle of Death, heads the list.
Just don't get on her bad side. Or be nearby when she gets hungry.
I want a crossover with Rio: Rainbow Gate! now... call it Rio: Rainbow GATE. Oh, the joy I would feel seeing Rory Mercury let loose on Casino Island, or the JSDF shooting down Sky Resort with a few F-4 Phantoms. This needs to happen.
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Rory the flying squirrel! Chuka beach volleyball! Cowgirl Lelei!
-j
Posted by: J Greely at November 04, 2015 11:52 PM (ZlYZd)
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That would be too awesome for this universe to contain. You'd have to create a parallel universe for the sole purpose of containing the additional awesome.
Also, where. are. my. Rory. figures?
Posted by: Avatar at November 05, 2015 03:48 AM (v29Tn)
I mean, not her as a "person" but her as a character. Short of Itami himself, she is given the most depth and range. She's far and away the most dangerous creature in the entire show. (Rory and Shino defending the gate in Italica was an amazing sequence; no competition between the badass warrior women, no friction, just immediately each having the other's back.) She (almost) always knows exactly what's going on, and is honest enough with herself to admit that some of her behavior is because she knows that her hourglass is running out of sand.
Yeah. In conclusion: Rory.
Posted by: GreyDuck at November 05, 2015 10:31 PM (rKFiU)
F1 Update: Mexico 2015
Here's the thing: we here at F1U! don't particularly want to do our usual update. Instead, what we're going to do is something a little more free-form, step aside from our usual bullet point format with generalized info about the race as a whole. We've realized that unless we're going to write 2500 words, there are plenty of better places to get lap-by-lap coverage. We digress, however... THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Mexico!
We had another Mercedes 1-2, with Nico Rosberg beating his teammate Lewis Hamilton (who did, of course, win the Driver's Championship at the US Grand Prix) rather handily. Williams' Valterri Bottas took the third step on the podium, followed by the Red Bulls of Kid Kyvat and Daniel Ricciardo. For the first time since 2006 neither Ferrari finished the race, and more about Seb Vettel's day later. However, on the whole the race was something of a disappointment. After Friday and Saturday's sessions, we were expecting to see cars slithering around like "grip" was a four-letter word. Which it is, but not that sort of four-letter word. Tails stepping out, slow speed spins, that sort of thing. Instead, we got very little of that. The reason for that is fairly obvious: the sun was out and the track surface was some 30°F warmer than it had been on Friday and Saturday. Warm pavement equals warm tires which means more grip... apparently just enough to keep cars glued to the surface. As a result, the race ended up much like any other, though the high altitude did limit the usefulness of the DRS. We saw very few DRS-related passes down the 1.2km long front straight... when you're already down 20% on drag due to a lack of air in the air, losing a bit more doesn't make that much of a difference.
One thing that didn't disappoint were the 115000 Mexican fans that showed up. From cheering insanely whenever Sergio Perez did anything (and practically having orgasms when he executed a pass at the above turn!) to chanting "Nico Nico Nico Ole Ole Ole!" just before the podium ceremony, they put on a show that was at least as entertaining as the race itself. It's no stretch to say that, at least for one race, the lunatic fans at Monza were given a run for their money. If they're always going to act this way, we here at F1U! don't care if the race is humdrum... the fans were incredible.
"Incredible" would be a good way to describe Seb Vettel's day. Filled with confidence that his Ferrari would be able to hang with the Mercedes, he had a less-than-stellar getaway from the start, was passed by Kid Kvyat almost instantly, then had a run-in with the other Red Bull that resulted in a punctured rear tire. It took only a short distance for the tire to fail completely, forcing him to finish the rest of the lap at a walking pace. Once the tire was replaced, he set his cap to make up for the delay. For a while, all looked fine. Soon enough it became obvious that the three-time Driver's Champion wasn't so much driving his car as he was over-driving it. An unforced spin that luckily ended without hitting anything brought frustrated radio calls. A pitstop that saw the Ferrari put onto the medium tires instead of soft brought another hail of radioed complaints. Things got so bad that he was lapped by Rosberg and he impeded Hamilton enough for blue flags to be thrown in his direction. The pit wall had to get involved, telling him to let the Mercedes by... to which he replied "I'm faster than him!" While perhaps true, he was still a lap down. His miserable race came to an end some 20 laps early, embedded in the wall on the outside of Turn 7. He escaped injury, but the Ferrari was toast. So, too, are his hopes for second in the driver's championship as it was his chief rival who won the race.
Finally, Lewis Hamilton seemed to be in something of a complaining mood during the race. From disobeying an order to come into the pits for new tires to disagreeing with tire choice, he certainly seemed to be feeling his oats as a new repeat champion. Or perhaps he realized that he wouldn't be able to pass his teammate on track so trying a very long one-stop strategy was his best shot. As it was, the team thought his his tires were being worn to the fabric backing, but that wasn't good enough for Hamilton. "I still think this was the wrong choice," was the call to the pit wall after the tire change in question. Understandably, the pit wall's response was brusque: "We can discuss it later." It's almost like he doesn't trust his team...?
The penultimate race of the season is in two weeks at Brazil. We'll see you then!