December 31, 2007
Happy New Year, Everybody!

On Mars Aqua, hats fall from the sky when the clock strikes midnight.
It's considered good luck to catch one.
So another year draws to a close. 2007 will go down as quite the interesting one for The Pond. Consider:
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I'm no particular fan of
anime (though I am trying to learn enough to keep up with my teenager) or F1 racing, but you're one of my regular reads because of the quality of your writing. (Well, that and the ducks.) Keep up the good work!
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"...you're one of my regular reads because of the quality of your writing."
Are you sure you're at the right blog, Mike? (Seriously though, thank you very much!)
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December 29, 2007
Odds and Ends
Things I've neglected to mention:
Thanks to
Robert for his efforts on the behalf of all the
Kanonistas out there. He somehow managed to convince ADV to let him sell the
first DVD of the show a couple of weeks ahead of the streetdate (1/1/200

... of course, as soon as I found out, I placed an order (along with four boxes of Chocolate Decorer Pocky). A few days later, it arrived in good shape, with only ONE Pockystick broken. He's the bestest!
Now, if I can only convince him to get the
Kanon soundtracks in stock...
I've been watching
Zipang! recently, and the Pacific War otaku in me is giggling like a schoolgirl. I had a post about half-done, but I pressed the wrong button and poof, all gone. Still, here's a preview:

Yep, that's the
Yamato there in the center of the harbor at Truk... guess
Yurie's been around, huh? Actually, the anime's set in 1942-43, so the
Yamato hasn't been sunk yet. The show is full of "anatomically correct" technical details, the type that would make Tom Clancy drool in recognition... like the revelation that the
Rufe carried an auxiliary fuel tank in it's mail float, for example. Watch for the post soon.
Oh, and because I know you've all been wondering, the cookies the Librarian's Mom gave me are quite yummy.
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An Aegis destroyer in that era would do really well -- until it ran out of ammunition. Then it's just a hull. No way they can get any reloads. They do carry quite a lot of ammunition, but not enough to win a war. At least not that war.
Interestingly, an Aegis destroyer would be vulnerable to attack by the SB2C Helldiver. The Phalanx can't elevate high enough to shoot at something coming down at that steep of an angle, and an Aegis doesn't carry enough SAMs to defend itself against 30 or 40 of them. Add to that a swarm of TBF Avengers and F6F Hellcats carrying bombs, and if the attackers were willing to accept losses they could overwhelm the defenses of a single Aegis cruiser and hit it multiple times with 500 and 1000 pound bombs -- which are huge and deadly.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 30, 2007 10:47 PM (+rSRq)
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Phalanx can elevate to +70degrees, but you're pretty much right: a dive bomber like the Val or Dauntless (the Helldiver wasn't in squadron service in1942) would be dangerous. Yes, the Val. The Mirai is a Japanese ship, but not an IJN ship... and the intrigue is thick on the ground.
Of course, divebombers were dangerous to even the heavily armored ships of the time, too, so...
FWIW, the crew of the Mirai ARE concerned about the lack of reloads, and admit that they're screwed if they get into a fight... which makes things even more tenuous for them.
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 31, 2007 05:09 PM (DcSb+)
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You bet your sweet ass they were dangerous. Post analysis of the damage done to Yamato concluded that even though it was hit about a dozen times by torpedoes, it was a dive bomb that actually destroyed it.
One of the earliest hits by a dive bomb started uncontrollable fires which eventually set off the magazine under #2 turret, blowing the ship in half.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 01, 2008 02:47 PM (+rSRq)
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Given that the crew of the Mirai want to stay out of trouble, and also given that either side could attack them, shouldn't they avoid contact with anyone? I know it would make for a boring show, but running away may be their best short-term option, and they may be in good shape to do that. The Aegis radar would be quite useful for detecting patrol aircraft from far away, and modern passive sonar would also help them avoid being sighted by submarines. As well, they could use their knowledge of WWII history to head for parts of the Pacific where not much was happening. (Would the Mirai have a significant speed advantage over WWII-era surface ships? If so, that would be useful, too.)
OTOH, even the slowest WWII-era patrol aircraft could outrun a modern destroyer; as callous as it seems, I suppose the Mirai would have to shoot down a patrol plane before it made visual contact, and hope that the crew didn't have a chance to make a Mayday call before going into the drink. As well, heading for the Antarctic may help them avoid battle and save their ammo, but running out of fuel (and food) would then become their main problem.
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Peter, I'll answer those questions in my post on Zipang!, but history stopped applying in episode 2, when they rescued the passenger of a shot-down floatplane...
The Mirai doesn't have a huge speed advantage over similar-sized WWII era ships, it has an acceleration advantage. Gas turbine engines get to full power very quickly (in nautical terms, at least). Unfortunately, they also swallow fuel at a prodigious rate... which forces them to stay in the Greater East-Asia Prosperity sphere.
In fact, much of the first 8 episodes involves them trying to scam food and fuel.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 01, 2008 07:47 PM (DcSb+)
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Interesting, so they animated The Final Countdown from a Japanese perspective.
The Nimitz would run into a similar problem for ammo and rations, but the nuclear reactor would be good for the entire war and then some. (and that whole class of carriers are faster than they have any business being)
I always enjoyed the scene of the Tomcats blasting by a couple Japanese scout aircraft.
Posted by: Will at January 01, 2008 08:50 PM (E3UGR)
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It turns out that there are reasons having to do with fluid dynamics why trying to move a traditiona hull through the water at faster than about 35 knots is really difficult. The problem is that the resistance rises a lot faster than exponentially, so it takes huge amounts of power, far more than is practical to put even in most warships.
If you want to go fast, you have to use a different hull shape -- either a multihull or something that hydroplanes or has hydrofoils.
And propulsion is a problem, too. When you try to move water too fast with a screw propeller, you start getting cavitation. This not only reduces the efficiency of the propellor, it also makes a lot of noise, which makes you stand out on enemy passive sonar. Surface ships aren't stealthy, but making excessive noise is never a good thing.
Cavitation is the reason for something I long suspected but only recently learned was true: our nuclear submarines are faster when deep than they are on the surface. When they're deep the water pressure is higher, so they can run the props faster without cavitation. When they're on the surface, if they run the props full power all they do is kick up a lot of spray behind the sub.
So no, Aegis cruisers don't have a speed advantage over WWII ships of that size or smaller. Or not much, anyway.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 01, 2008 11:58 PM (+rSRq)
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Rats. I meant to say that the resistance rises a lot faster than
linearly. I don't know if it's exponential, but I know that there's a point where it gets extreme.
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If a modern ship has a speed advantage, it's only because of the power/weight ratio... more grunt per pound always works, though it does eventually hit a point of diminishing returns.
Will, that's exactly right, except (so far) without the time-travelling ship helping "their side". Imagine the difference an Aegis ship would have made at Midway...
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 02, 2008 12:17 AM (DcSb+)
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One of my friends is a Jane's-junkie when it come to naval stuff. He's also got an impressive catalog of anecdotal evidence putting the real maximum speed of the early Nimitz carriers somewhere in the 45 knots range.
I'll have to ask him to jog my memory on which emergency it was exactly, but one story he told me involved one of our carriers taking off out of Norfolk and beating-cheeks down the East Coast (within sight of land) fast enough that it was outpacing coastal highway traffic. But he also mentioned that they nearly twisted a screw off in the process. At "something less than" full power each prop shaft is deformed one full rotation by the torque, and any more risks damage.
Imagine the difference an Aegis ship would have made at Midway...
Exactly the kind of difference a Late Cold War Era Supercarrier would have made at Pearl and throughout the entire Pacific campaign. Over the horizon radar, ore command & control / computing capabilities than the entire fleet in one ship, and an airwing (likely nuke-armed) capable of kicking in Hirohito's door and leveling Tokyo days after Pearl.
And I love the last exchange in the IMDB quotes page.
Posted by: Will at January 02, 2008 08:32 AM (E3UGR)
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I've heard those kinds of stories about the top speed of the Nimitz carriers, but I'm not sure how much I believe them. There's plenty of power inside the ship; the problem is using it.
That issue of the strength of the shaft is a very real one. The De Gaulle dropped one of its props into the Med when it was new, and had to be towed back to port.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 02, 2008 03:29 PM (+rSRq)
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I'm wrong. The De Gaulle dropped a prop into the Atlantic.
During the night of 9 November–10 November 2000, in the Western Atlantic, en route toward Norfolk, Virginia, the port propeller broke and the ship had to return to Toulon to replace the faulty element. The investigations that followed showed similar structural faults in the other propeller and in the spare propellers: bubbles in the one-piece copper-aluminium alloy propellers near the center. The fault was blamed on the supplier, Atlantic Industries, which had already gone bankrupt. To make matters worse, all documents relating to the design and fabrication of the propellers had been lost in a fire. As a temporary solution, the less advanced spare propellers of Clemenceau and Foch were used, limiting the maximum speed to 24 knots (44 km/h) instead of the contractual 27 knots (50 km/h).
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 02, 2008 03:33 PM (+rSRq)
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It may have been Enterpise I was thinking of, not a Nimitz class. She was in Norfolk when the Cuban Missile Crisis kicked off and had to get to Cuba in a hurry. She had 8 smaller A2W reactors instead of the 2 larger A4W reactors of the Nimitz and is reportedly the fastest of the super carriers (if her motto is to be believed).
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December 27, 2007
Anime... um... Afternoon!
The Librarian and I are both on vacation this week, so instead of getting together this evening as we normally would, we decided to do an afternoon Anime Night.
In some ways, this was a lot better than our normal routine, as we got right into the watching and watched a whoppin'
seven episodes of
Kanon 2006, instead of the usual three. And which seven, you might wonder? Episodes 9 through 15, also known as the end of the Makoto arc and the entire Mai arc.
In other words, my favorite stretch of the entire show. I
wrote about the Mai arc back in February, and everything I mentioned there still apply: I laughed, I cried, I yelled, and I cheered... well, not out loud, but you get the point.
What makes this all the better is that The Librarian is as taken with the show as I was. Oh, she's denying it, but she's quite hooked... why else would she be looking for
Kanon AMVs in her spare time? Okay, she was making fun of the end of Makoto's story ("awoo... awooooo... awoo? Awoooooo."), but I did too, back when I first saw it (as an aside, the seiyuu for Makoto, Mayumi Iizuka, must have thought she had died and gone to heaven when she realized that she was going to be paid three times over for, essentially, making puppy-dog noises. A hit videogame, a successful anime adaptation, and then the smash remake? It's like a license to print money!).
It's gratifying to watch The Librarian enjoy the series so much, honestly. I mean, I'm a fan, and
Jeff's a fan, and
Ubu's a fan, but they're also anime bloggers. The Librarian is more of a casual fan, I think (even if she created an anime/manga club at her Library)... it almost seems like redemption of a sort for me. We both enjoyed
CardCaptor Sakura, and liked
World of Narue, but
Kanon's got her locked on the screen, hard. Even if she did call me a sap.
As an aside, Mai's awfully cute with those bunny ears:

UPDATE: I would be remiss if I didn't mention that The Librarian brought me a tin of Christmas cookies today... it appears that I'm permanently on her mother (aka "The Evil One", for reasons that aren't clear to me)'s cookie list! T'anks, Librarian! T'anks, Librarian's Mom!
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I do hope that eventually you can get her to watch
Shingu.
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I'd like to try out Kanon '06 on my little anime crowd, but we just went through Haibane Renmei and all the Sekai no ____, so they're in the mood for little lighter material. They keep picking out my Excel Saga DVDs, but I just keep shaking my head in a "You are not ready for Nabeshin my young Padawan" manner. Azumanga may be my best choice.
I was ][ this close to buying Shingu with the gift cards I recieved on Christmas, but I needed to get a sound card for my computer. (The old one made a variety of bizarre and distracting noises when browsing and playing games.)
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December 26, 2007
THERE IS A SANTA!!!
Via Don comes news that all our Otaku Day Wishes have been answered:

There's going to be a
STRIKE WITCHES series!
I'll never doubt that there's an Otaku Santa again!
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December 25, 2007
December 24, 2007
Happy Otaku Day!
It was in the year 40 ATA (
After Tetsuwan Atomu) that the long-lost religious holiday of
Otaku Day was rediscovered. Celebrations were joyous, if a bit strained (with schisms forming almost immediately, mostly around alternative veneration of one Haruhi Suzumiya).
With this year's Otaku Day rapidly approaching, I would be remiss if I didn't return to those heady days of last year.
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December 23, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Twelve

And so The 12 Ducks of Xmas series comes to an end... with thirteen ducks, including the largest and smallest in my family.
The Pond will return to it's normal programming, including a couple of posts on
Clannad and
Bamboo Blade. And remember, if you enjoyed the 12 Ducks of Xmas half as much as I enjoyed doing it, then I've enjoyed it twice as much as you.
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http://pics.picsdown.com/Ducks-in-a-cup.php
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December 22, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Eleven... With A Special Guest!

Readers of The Pond,
The Librarian makes her first appearance at The Pond!
Tomorrow is the last Duck of Xmas... or is it???
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Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 22, 2007 11:30 PM (+rSRq)
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Kowai?
Kowai?!?! Dem's fightin' words, bub!!!
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She's the one in the dark hat... right? (Just checking)
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December 21, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Ten

A Snowduck on a pole. Hm.
Tomorrow, The 12 Ducks of Xmas will have a special guest. Got a guess who/what the guest might be? Leave it in the comments!
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I'll be hiding under my bed.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 21, 2007 11:36 PM (+rSRq)
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Regis Philbin! It's Regis Philbin, right?
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Now I think I'M going to hide under my bed...
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December 20, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Nine

(Taken on the counter of the Duck U. Bookstore)
What else would a Santa Duck have for a nest than a strand of tinsel?
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December 19, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Eight

What I wouldn't give for the "light box" lighting rig I owned when I was in grad school... four 250w ERS, four 2" fresnels, and a nice selection of gels. It would have let me light the background AND foreground in this picture...
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December 18, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Seven

FOUR WINGS!!! FOUR FREAKIN' WINGS!!!
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Must be from the Air Mobility Command of the Anatidae Air Force...
Posted by: Will at December 19, 2007 02:08 PM (WnBa/)
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So they've invented the bi-duck?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 20, 2007 02:31 AM (+rSRq)
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Ever since I wrote that, I've been trying to come up with a way to pun on "viaduct" but I can't think of a way to do it. Alas.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 20, 2007 02:06 PM (+rSRq)
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"Viaduct" and rubber ducks reminded me of something. In 1988 the Fiesta Bowl started an annual race of thousands of rubber ducks in the Phoenix canal system. You would buy a duck (the money went to charity), and then whoever "owned" the first duck to reach the end won a prize.
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I've got one of those race ducks, actually... from the Great Duck River Duck Race, a couple of years ago.
At the finish line, there was the second largest duckie I've ever seen, 20 feet tall if it was an inch. Steven would have been terrified...
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 20, 2007 05:38 PM (AW3EJ)
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Naah. Ducks that big can't fly, and they can't hide.
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When they're that size, Steven,
they don't have to.
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December 17, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Six

(the Bookstore's building is behind the trees back-left, by the way)
You can't really see it, but it was snowing like a sunuvaduck while I took this photo of Rudolph, the orange-beaked Reinduck... AND it was cold as heck, to boot.
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Great website, Wonderduck...keep on duckin' !!
Posted by: Moonwoman at December 18, 2007 04:07 PM (svIB9)
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Which is all well and good, but that's still spam.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 19, 2007 12:13 AM (+rSRq)
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Actually, Moonwoman is a friend of mine, Steven.
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December 16, 2007
Two Questions For The Peanut Gallery
I'm looking for a good, free, Flash-to-Video (wmv/avi/whatever) converter. Can anybody out there recommend one?
Now, here's the other question for y'all. I'm wanting to watch an anime series that I can also write about here at The Pond... is there anything anybody is curious about, or wants a review on? I'm open to just about anything, be it currently running or available on DVD.
For both questions, of course, leave your choice(s) in the comments, and thanks in advance for your help!
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You should write-up
Umisho. I've seen it, but I'd like to hear your thoughts on Weapons-grade Fan-service (and perpetual blush syndrome).
Posted by: Will at December 16, 2007 11:21 PM (E3UGR)
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Never heard if you picked up Princess Tutu after all, and it
does star a duck. Otherwise, maybe one of the sports ones - don't see enough of those. Hajime no Ippo, maybe, or Hikaru no Go.
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It was due to your little mention of "Sketchbook" that I went out and found the fansubs and have to say I've only seen two episodes, but found it enchanting. Are you still fired up on this anime? Write what you love.
Posted by: madmike at December 17, 2007 10:55 AM (o+iiH)
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Mazinger Z (Or TranZor Z)
Brave Raideen
Getter Robo
Grendaizer (or Golderack if you prefer French)
The possibilities are ENDLESS!
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The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number 5

(That's the building the Duck U. Bookstore is in on the left...)
It's amazing just how difficult it was to take a picture of this Snowduckie. The camera kept focusing on everything BUT the duck...
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December 15, 2007
The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Four

(Thanks to the Duck U. Admissions Office for the use of their poinsettia)
It's a little late, but I now present the Hanukkah duckie!
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December 14, 2007
McLaren Completes Driver Lineup
As expected, Heikki Koveleinininnie has been named by McLaren to be their second driver for the 2008 season. Recently booted from Renault so they could have HWMNBN and Junior Piquet, Heikki beat out Pete Rose (aka Pedro de la Rosa), McLaren's test driver in 2007.
Hm. Think that Pete's involvement in the Stepneygate mess had anything to do with him not getting the drive? Myself, I think not: he's not as good as the Finnish 'ninnie. De la Rosa is a good driver, though, and if he doesn't stay on as the test driver, I'd be shocked if he didn't get a drive somewhere.
McLaren's driver lineup of Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Koveleinininnie is one that's pretty impressive for a couple of reasons. First, of course, is their ability: Hamilton led the DC until the last race weekend, and Heikki, after a bad start to the season, came back strong and pretty much left his teammate Giancarlo Fisichella in the dust.
Second, though, is their age: Heikki is 26, Hamilton is about to turn 23. That's probably going to be the youngest driver lineup on the grid in 2008 (David Coulthard, the oldest current driver, will turn 37 in March).
Still no word on
Farce Force India's lineup... we wait with baited breath.
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That is a good line-up for McLaren. I'm already looking forward to the start of the season.
Posted by: Mallory at December 15, 2007 11:26 AM (WJ2qy)
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The 12 Ducks of Xmas, Number Three

Cookies provided by the Duck U. Cafeteria... who gave me some odd looks.
A Gingerbread Duckie!
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