September 25, 2015
If I Had Other Options...
My internet connection died around 6pm on Thursday. It didn't come back until sometime Friday afternoon.
If I had any other options, I'd leave this provider in a heartbeat. I'll go a month or six weeks with zero problems, but then *bam*, their feed to Pond Central will go to hell. During one ten minute call to tech support, my connection died and reconnected seven times. And mind you, this is a hard-wired cable modem we're talking about, not wireless. The tech guy I was working with that time set up a... let's call it a "recording program" on my connection, just to see how often that up-down-up cycle occurred in 24 hours. When I called back the next night, he said he couldn't tell me how often it had occurred, because the program was only able to count to 200 and it had reached that point in six hours.
However, the service is provided through the Pond Central's apartment complex, and they won't let any other providers in. So the storage company across the street from the complex has their choice of AT&T and Comcast, but us? Pfft. So my only other option is to go with satellite internet, which has the advantages of being both slower AND more expensive. So I'm stuck. I hope to be able to bring coverage of Japan's Grand Prix this weekend, but who knows what'll happen to my connection?
While I'm up and running though, I'll mention a couple of bits of information that have come down the pike recently. First, Haas F1, the American team taking the grid in 2016, will be announcing their driver lineup on Tuesday. It's already being reported that Lettuce Grosjean will be one of the drivers, a fantastic pickup if true. This seems likely, particularly in light of the second bit of information: Lotus is in serious financial trouble. I mean, this isn't exactly news, but it's gotten worse of late. How bad? The promoters at Suzuka never set up the team's hospitality center, which among other things is where the mechanics eat when they're at the circuit... and they're usually at the circuit during race weekend. Seems Lotus couldn't pay that part of their fees. Bernie Ecclestone is apparently footing their food bill to some extent. The purchase of the team by Renault is still supposed to happen, but it's taking a lot longer than most expected.
Right. Quals are in a few hours, I dunno if I'll have a report up immediately afterwards, or if it'll happen in the morning. Until then, everybody back on your heads.
If I had any other options, I'd leave this provider in a heartbeat. I'll go a month or six weeks with zero problems, but then *bam*, their feed to Pond Central will go to hell. During one ten minute call to tech support, my connection died and reconnected seven times. And mind you, this is a hard-wired cable modem we're talking about, not wireless. The tech guy I was working with that time set up a... let's call it a "recording program" on my connection, just to see how often that up-down-up cycle occurred in 24 hours. When I called back the next night, he said he couldn't tell me how often it had occurred, because the program was only able to count to 200 and it had reached that point in six hours.
However, the service is provided through the Pond Central's apartment complex, and they won't let any other providers in. So the storage company across the street from the complex has their choice of AT&T and Comcast, but us? Pfft. So my only other option is to go with satellite internet, which has the advantages of being both slower AND more expensive. So I'm stuck. I hope to be able to bring coverage of Japan's Grand Prix this weekend, but who knows what'll happen to my connection?
While I'm up and running though, I'll mention a couple of bits of information that have come down the pike recently. First, Haas F1, the American team taking the grid in 2016, will be announcing their driver lineup on Tuesday. It's already being reported that Lettuce Grosjean will be one of the drivers, a fantastic pickup if true. This seems likely, particularly in light of the second bit of information: Lotus is in serious financial trouble. I mean, this isn't exactly news, but it's gotten worse of late. How bad? The promoters at Suzuka never set up the team's hospitality center, which among other things is where the mechanics eat when they're at the circuit... and they're usually at the circuit during race weekend. Seems Lotus couldn't pay that part of their fees. Bernie Ecclestone is apparently footing their food bill to some extent. The purchase of the team by Renault is still supposed to happen, but it's taking a lot longer than most expected.
Right. Quals are in a few hours, I dunno if I'll have a report up immediately afterwards, or if it'll happen in the morning. Until then, everybody back on your heads.
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September 22, 2015
F1 on NBCSN: Japan 2015
Right! From Singapore, it's a mere trifle to get to Japan... just take the daily non-stop to Nagoya, and about seven hours later, voila! Sushi and... um... stuff... await you! Oh, and merely my favorite F1 circuit, Suzuka, too. Let's take a look at the track map:
Nope, no messing around here. What on some circuits might ruin the flow, instead causes it at Suzuka. The "S-Curves" are maybe the greatest rhythm section since Neil Peart and Geddy Lee. You've got Spoon Curve, which has an amazing habit of eating cars and not spitting them back out. 130R is... well, it's fast is what it is, and all of that leads into the Casio Triangle (where old calculators go to die). It's a lovely mix of fast and slow that rewards both might and nimbleness in nearly equal amounts. And, hey, it's a Figure-Eight, too!
Weather at the moment looks rainy for Friday's Practice sessions, but dry the rest of the way. However, there is a typhoon in the area, so who really knows? Hopefully it won't be too wet... we don't need that after last year. What we DO need is the Legendary Announce Team, and they'll be bringin' us the goods followin' the followin' schedule:
Thursday
Practice 2: 1159pm - 130am live
Friday
Quals: 1am - 230am live
Saturday
2015 Grand Prix of Japan: 1130pm - 2am live
As is usually the case, I'll be along eventually with a F1U! for you... assuming my interwebz allow me to do so. See ya then, then!
Nope, no messing around here. What on some circuits might ruin the flow, instead causes it at Suzuka. The "S-Curves" are maybe the greatest rhythm section since Neil Peart and Geddy Lee. You've got Spoon Curve, which has an amazing habit of eating cars and not spitting them back out. 130R is... well, it's fast is what it is, and all of that leads into the Casio Triangle (where old calculators go to die). It's a lovely mix of fast and slow that rewards both might and nimbleness in nearly equal amounts. And, hey, it's a Figure-Eight, too!
Weather at the moment looks rainy for Friday's Practice sessions, but dry the rest of the way. However, there is a typhoon in the area, so who really knows? Hopefully it won't be too wet... we don't need that after last year. What we DO need is the Legendary Announce Team, and they'll be bringin' us the goods followin' the followin' schedule:
Thursday
Practice 2: 1159pm - 130am live
Friday
Quals: 1am - 230am live
Saturday
2015 Grand Prix of Japan: 1130pm - 2am live
As is usually the case, I'll be along eventually with a F1U! for you... assuming my interwebz allow me to do so. See ya then, then!
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September 21, 2015
F1 Update: Singapore 2015
A clear night, with no hint of the expected smoke from burning Jakarta forests greeted the F1 Circus as they lined up on the grid... and a scrambled grid it was, with the dominant Mercedes cars on the third row, Ferrari and Red Bull splitting the first two rows between them, and an American in a F1 race for the first time in far too long. So what happened when the lights went out? THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Singapore!
*THE RACE: The car was red instead of silver, but otherwise the opening stages of the race looked exactly like most of the rest of the season: the polesitter running away and hiding from the very beginning. Indeed, Ferrari polesitter Seb Vettel opened up a full three seconds' lead over Red Bull's Daniel Ricciardo in the very first lap. While he never opened up the scary huge gap that the Silver Arrows are known for, it was very clear indeed that it was going to take a mistake from Vettel to give anybody else a chance. And Seb Vettel didn't become a four-time World Driver Champion by making casual mistakes from the lead.
*AT THE BACK: American Alexander Rossi sat in the 20th slot on the grid, his Manor purring in the way that only a F1 car can. The culmination of his life's work was about to occur: he was about to participate in a Formula 1 race and become part of a club more exclusive than the number of people ever to go to space. That he had practically zero chance of winning didn't matter in the least... at the age of 24, he had reached his dream. When the race began, his teammate Will Stevens, alongside in 19th, had a less-than-stellar start and Rossi immediately passed him and began hunting 18th.
*CONTINUING: Vettel had opened up a nearly seven second lead when Felipe Massa exited the pits after a disastrous stop. A problem getting a tire on had taken too many seconds to fix, and the little Brazilian was undoubtedly annoyed. He would get even moreso in a moment, for as he pulled out onto the circuit Nico Hulkenberg came steaming into view, determined to take the racing line through Turn 3. Unfortunately, that's exactly where the white Williams was located, and it wasn't like Massa could teleport somewhere else.
Hulkenberg meshed tires with Massa, launching himself into a short, eventful flight ending in a broken suspension and much shattered carbon fiber as Massa gestured angrily. A Virtual Safety Car quickly gave way to the appearance of Berndt Maylander in the real Safety Car, wiping away Seb Vettel's lead.
*AND THEN...: Daniel Ricciardo knew he had been handed a chance he couldn't throw away. If he wanted to win this race, he would have to glue himself to Vettel's rear wing on the restart and refuse to let him get away. Then, and only then, could he make a move to take the lead at Turn 1. While it seemed the Red Bull was still quicker in the turns than the Ferrari, it wasn't enough to overcome the straight-line speed advantage the red cars had over the purple, but Riccardo knew that if he was ahead, he could pretty much prevent Vettel from getting by. It was only when the Safety Car pulled off and the Ferrari driver somehow faked the Australian out of his firesuit that Ricciardo realized that he needed to pay more attention to the Ferrari of Kimi Raikkonen in third place than the Ferrari in front of him. However, he would soon be handed another chance.
*WHAT THE HELL?: On Lap 37, frantically waving double-yellow flags told the story: be careful, slow way down and be prepared to stop if necessary. Almost instantly thereafter, the Safety Car came out again. And what catastrophe had occurred to cause this flurry of safety activity?
A young man had exited an open marshal's gate, jogged across the circuit, and then took to strolling down the track against the flow of traffic. Fortunately he did not come close to any car, nor did he hurt himself or others. Last reports were that he was taken into custody and jailed... in Singapore, a place not well-known for its legal leniency. For some reason, I can't find it in myself to feel sorry for him.
*OH, HIM? I SUPPOSE...: Everybody and their mothers were expecting Lewis Hamilton to bring his Mercedes off the mat and make some sort of try for a podium finish. After all, that's the way its worked of late. It never happened. Oh, he showed good pace, equaling or even bettering Vettel at times, but something wasn't clicking. Or maybe there was a lot of clicking, as Hamilton retired his car early with a throttle problem.
*ENDINGS: The second restart went no better for Daniel Ricciardo than the first, and was forced to watch from behind as the Ferrari of Seb Vettel swept across the finish line. Kimi Raikkonen finished third, putting both Ferrari drivers on a podium for the first time in a very long time indeed. Nico Rosberg, teammate of Lewis Hamilton and championship rival, finished in fourth, a result that caused little harm to Hamilton's chances of a repeat.
*OH, AND...: American Alexander Rossi finished in 14th position and ahead of his Manor teammate. Surviving the Singapore Grand Prix, undoubtedly the toughest on the calendar, and beating your teammate in your first ever F1 race? It's not exactly the top step of the podium, but it's pretty darn good otherwise.
*SELECTED QUOTES OF THE RACE:
"Damn, but I'm good. How ya like me now, Italy?" - Seb Vettel
"If I had an engine, instead of this stupid Renault thing behind me, I coulda taken him." - Daniel Riccardio
"Mrmrmbemememlbl mrmrlrrbrkrlllmlr brmrlrlrrbrbrbrlrmrr." - Kimi Raikkonen
"Well, the tires sucked, the track sucks, the weather sucks, the lights suck, and Singapore sucks. But Hamilton didn't finish. It's been a good weekend." - Nico Rosberg
"wellitwasreallyexcitingandivebeenlookingforwardtothisallmylifeanditwaseverythingicouldhave hopedforreallyandidliketothanktheteamforputtingtogethersuchagreatwelcomeandforfixingmycar
afteriwreckeditinp1andimsoexcitedthatimstillshakingalittlebitholycrapimaf1drivernowhowsthat
forapickuplinenowifonlyihadanattractivehaircutandidgetallthegirlsicouldeverwantandicantstop
talkingpleasedeargodmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopicantbreathe" - American Alexander Rossi
Next up, we head to the Land of the Rising Sun and Suzuka International Circuit! Should we mention that there's a typhoon coming, just like last year? Maybe we'll get the Great Suzuka Boat Races again! See you next week.
*THE RACE: The car was red instead of silver, but otherwise the opening stages of the race looked exactly like most of the rest of the season: the polesitter running away and hiding from the very beginning. Indeed, Ferrari polesitter Seb Vettel opened up a full three seconds' lead over Red Bull's Daniel Ricciardo in the very first lap. While he never opened up the scary huge gap that the Silver Arrows are known for, it was very clear indeed that it was going to take a mistake from Vettel to give anybody else a chance. And Seb Vettel didn't become a four-time World Driver Champion by making casual mistakes from the lead.
*AT THE BACK: American Alexander Rossi sat in the 20th slot on the grid, his Manor purring in the way that only a F1 car can. The culmination of his life's work was about to occur: he was about to participate in a Formula 1 race and become part of a club more exclusive than the number of people ever to go to space. That he had practically zero chance of winning didn't matter in the least... at the age of 24, he had reached his dream. When the race began, his teammate Will Stevens, alongside in 19th, had a less-than-stellar start and Rossi immediately passed him and began hunting 18th.
*CONTINUING: Vettel had opened up a nearly seven second lead when Felipe Massa exited the pits after a disastrous stop. A problem getting a tire on had taken too many seconds to fix, and the little Brazilian was undoubtedly annoyed. He would get even moreso in a moment, for as he pulled out onto the circuit Nico Hulkenberg came steaming into view, determined to take the racing line through Turn 3. Unfortunately, that's exactly where the white Williams was located, and it wasn't like Massa could teleport somewhere else.
Hulkenberg meshed tires with Massa, launching himself into a short, eventful flight ending in a broken suspension and much shattered carbon fiber as Massa gestured angrily. A Virtual Safety Car quickly gave way to the appearance of Berndt Maylander in the real Safety Car, wiping away Seb Vettel's lead.
*AND THEN...: Daniel Ricciardo knew he had been handed a chance he couldn't throw away. If he wanted to win this race, he would have to glue himself to Vettel's rear wing on the restart and refuse to let him get away. Then, and only then, could he make a move to take the lead at Turn 1. While it seemed the Red Bull was still quicker in the turns than the Ferrari, it wasn't enough to overcome the straight-line speed advantage the red cars had over the purple, but Riccardo knew that if he was ahead, he could pretty much prevent Vettel from getting by. It was only when the Safety Car pulled off and the Ferrari driver somehow faked the Australian out of his firesuit that Ricciardo realized that he needed to pay more attention to the Ferrari of Kimi Raikkonen in third place than the Ferrari in front of him. However, he would soon be handed another chance.
*WHAT THE HELL?: On Lap 37, frantically waving double-yellow flags told the story: be careful, slow way down and be prepared to stop if necessary. Almost instantly thereafter, the Safety Car came out again. And what catastrophe had occurred to cause this flurry of safety activity?
A young man had exited an open marshal's gate, jogged across the circuit, and then took to strolling down the track against the flow of traffic. Fortunately he did not come close to any car, nor did he hurt himself or others. Last reports were that he was taken into custody and jailed... in Singapore, a place not well-known for its legal leniency. For some reason, I can't find it in myself to feel sorry for him.
*OH, HIM? I SUPPOSE...: Everybody and their mothers were expecting Lewis Hamilton to bring his Mercedes off the mat and make some sort of try for a podium finish. After all, that's the way its worked of late. It never happened. Oh, he showed good pace, equaling or even bettering Vettel at times, but something wasn't clicking. Or maybe there was a lot of clicking, as Hamilton retired his car early with a throttle problem.
*ENDINGS: The second restart went no better for Daniel Ricciardo than the first, and was forced to watch from behind as the Ferrari of Seb Vettel swept across the finish line. Kimi Raikkonen finished third, putting both Ferrari drivers on a podium for the first time in a very long time indeed. Nico Rosberg, teammate of Lewis Hamilton and championship rival, finished in fourth, a result that caused little harm to Hamilton's chances of a repeat.
*OH, AND...: American Alexander Rossi finished in 14th position and ahead of his Manor teammate. Surviving the Singapore Grand Prix, undoubtedly the toughest on the calendar, and beating your teammate in your first ever F1 race? It's not exactly the top step of the podium, but it's pretty darn good otherwise.
*SELECTED QUOTES OF THE RACE:
"Damn, but I'm good. How ya like me now, Italy?" - Seb Vettel
"If I had an engine, instead of this stupid Renault thing behind me, I coulda taken him." - Daniel Riccardio
"Mrmrmbemememlbl mrmrlrrbrkrlllmlr brmrlrlrrbrbrbrlrmrr." - Kimi Raikkonen
"Well, the tires sucked, the track sucks, the weather sucks, the lights suck, and Singapore sucks. But Hamilton didn't finish. It's been a good weekend." - Nico Rosberg
"wellitwasreallyexcitingandivebeenlookingforwardtothisallmylifeanditwaseverythingicouldhave hopedforreallyandidliketothanktheteamforputtingtogethersuchagreatwelcomeandforfixingmycar
afteriwreckeditinp1andimsoexcitedthatimstillshakingalittlebitholycrapimaf1drivernowhowsthat
forapickuplinenowifonlyihadanattractivehaircutandidgetallthegirlsicouldeverwantandicantstop
talkingpleasedeargodmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopicantbreathe" - American Alexander Rossi
Next up, we head to the Land of the Rising Sun and Suzuka International Circuit! Should we mention that there's a typhoon coming, just like last year? Maybe we'll get the Great Suzuka Boat Races again! See you next week.
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September 19, 2015
F1 Quals: Singapore 2015
Well, this is new. Here's the grid for the 2015 Grand Prix of Singapore:
It isn't that this is the first time eight races that Lewis Hamilton isn't on pole. It isn't that this is the first time in over a year that a Mercedes isn't on pole. It's not even that this is the first Ferrari pole in three years, and their first pole in dry conditions in five. It is about just how soundly the Silver Arrows were trounced. It's not like "aw shucks, they just nipped us." This is serious "we kicked your arse" stuff.
Why did it happen? Reports are that it's all down to tires. Mercedes, for whatever reason, cannot get their rear tires to work around the Marina Bay circuit. They get too hot too quickly, then cool down too far too fast. They're never in the right temperature zone to provide any grip and as a result, they're "slow" around this turn-happy circuit. Understand, the Mercs are still the fastest through the speed trap... it's not like their new engines are letting them down. They had problems in Singapore last year, too, but still ran away with the race because their opponents were weaker. With Ferrari's improvements, there probably would have been a fight for pole regardless, but nothing like this.
In other news of note, both McLarens made it to Q2, and HWIOAKAFernando Alonso probably was ticketed for a legitimate Q3 appearance when Carlos Sainz did Bad Things to his Toro Rosso, which brought out the yellow flags, which put paid to the Spaniard's hot lap.
And finally, American Alexander Rossi was a half-second behind teammate Will Stevens in matching Manors. This doesn't sound good, until you realize that Stevens has been driving the car all season and this is really Rossi's first chance to put some serious laps in with it. The cockpit is also something of a tight fit for the American... as in, "we need lard and shoehorns, stat!" Hopefully they'll have that part fixed in time for Japan. Oh, and Rossi desperately needs to work on his speaking skills. In an interview with the Legendary Announce Team's Will Buxton right after Q1, the American Driver was less intelligible than Kimi "Mumbles" Raikkonen. He was talking waaaay too fast. Maybe adrenaline was to blame.
Race tomorrow.
| Pos. | Driver | Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sebastian Vettel | Ferrari | 1:46.017 | 1:44.743 | 1:43.885 |
| 2 | Daniel Ricciardo | Red Bull Racing | 1:46.166 | 1:45.291 | 1:44.428 |
| 3 | Kimi Räikkönen | Ferrari | 1:46.467 | 1:45.140 | 1:44.667 |
| 4 | Kid Kvyat | Red Bull Racing | 1:45.340 | 1:44.979 | 1:44.745 |
| 5 | Lewis Hamilton | Mercedes | 1:45.765 | 1:45.650 | 1:45.300 |
| 6 | Nico Rosberg | Mercedes | 1:46.201 | 1:45.653 | 1:45.415 |
| 7 | Valtteri Bottas | Williams | 1:46.231 | 1:45.887 | 1:45.676 |
| 8 | Embryo Verstappen | Toro Rosso | 1:46.483 | 1:45.635 | 1:45.798 |
| 9 | Felipe Not Nasr Massa | Williams | 1:46.879 | 1:45.701 | 1:46.077 |
| 10 | Lettuce Grosjean | Lotus | 1:46.860 | 1:45.805 | 1:46.413 |
| 11 | Nico Hulkenberg | Force India | 1:46.669 | 1:46.305 | |
| 12 | HWIOAKAFernando Alonso | McLaren | 1:46.600 | 1:46.328 | |
| 13 | Sergio Perez | Force India | 1:46.576 | 1:46.385 | |
| 14 | Carlos Sainz | Toro Rosso | 1:46.465 | 1:46.894 | |
| 15 | Jenson Button | McLaren | 1:46.891 | 1:47.019 | |
| 16 | Felipe Not Massa Nasr | Sauber | 1:46.965 | ||
| 17 | Sony Ericsson | Sauber | 1:47.088 | ||
| 18 | Pastor Maldonado | Lotus | 1:47.323 | ||
| 19 | Will Stevens | Manor | 1:51.021 | ||
| 20 | American Rossi | Manor | 1:51.523 |
It isn't that this is the first time eight races that Lewis Hamilton isn't on pole. It isn't that this is the first time in over a year that a Mercedes isn't on pole. It's not even that this is the first Ferrari pole in three years, and their first pole in dry conditions in five. It is about just how soundly the Silver Arrows were trounced. It's not like "aw shucks, they just nipped us." This is serious "we kicked your arse" stuff.
Why did it happen? Reports are that it's all down to tires. Mercedes, for whatever reason, cannot get their rear tires to work around the Marina Bay circuit. They get too hot too quickly, then cool down too far too fast. They're never in the right temperature zone to provide any grip and as a result, they're "slow" around this turn-happy circuit. Understand, the Mercs are still the fastest through the speed trap... it's not like their new engines are letting them down. They had problems in Singapore last year, too, but still ran away with the race because their opponents were weaker. With Ferrari's improvements, there probably would have been a fight for pole regardless, but nothing like this.
In other news of note, both McLarens made it to Q2, and HWIOAKAFernando Alonso probably was ticketed for a legitimate Q3 appearance when Carlos Sainz did Bad Things to his Toro Rosso, which brought out the yellow flags, which put paid to the Spaniard's hot lap.
And finally, American Alexander Rossi was a half-second behind teammate Will Stevens in matching Manors. This doesn't sound good, until you realize that Stevens has been driving the car all season and this is really Rossi's first chance to put some serious laps in with it. The cockpit is also something of a tight fit for the American... as in, "we need lard and shoehorns, stat!" Hopefully they'll have that part fixed in time for Japan. Oh, and Rossi desperately needs to work on his speaking skills. In an interview with the Legendary Announce Team's Will Buxton right after Q1, the American Driver was less intelligible than Kimi "Mumbles" Raikkonen. He was talking waaaay too fast. Maybe adrenaline was to blame.
Race tomorrow.
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September 18, 2015
F1U! Has A Favorite Driver Again!
This past Thursday, it was announced that Manor F1 has signed a new driver for five of the last seven races this season. His name is Alexander Rossi, and he becomes the first American driver in Formula 1 since Scott Speed got in a fight with Franz Tost in 2007.
We immediately rename him to American Alexander Rossi. He's about to turn 24 (next Friday, as a matter of fact), and has been competing in open-wheel formulae for about five years. He's currently second in GP2, with a shot at winning it outright.
He's not totally new to F1, however. He's been the test driver for either Caterham or Marussa since 2012, and was tabbed to take Jules Bianchi's seat after his devastating injury in Japan last year. Of course, that fell through when Marussia only ran one car in Russia, then not again for the rest of the season.
He's actually the only American to hold a FIA Superlicense right now, too. We'll follow his progress closely during the rest of the season, though since he's driving for Manor, we're not expecting a whole heckuvalot. He's decided that 53 will be his official driver number in F1... why that number?
Herbie rides again!
We immediately rename him to American Alexander Rossi. He's about to turn 24 (next Friday, as a matter of fact), and has been competing in open-wheel formulae for about five years. He's currently second in GP2, with a shot at winning it outright.
He's not totally new to F1, however. He's been the test driver for either Caterham or Marussa since 2012, and was tabbed to take Jules Bianchi's seat after his devastating injury in Japan last year. Of course, that fell through when Marussia only ran one car in Russia, then not again for the rest of the season.
He's actually the only American to hold a FIA Superlicense right now, too. We'll follow his progress closely during the rest of the season, though since he's driving for Manor, we're not expecting a whole heckuvalot. He's decided that 53 will be his official driver number in F1... why that number?
Herbie rides again!
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September 16, 2015
Random Anime Picture #101: Surprise!
-Inu X Boku SS, Ep02
Well, yeah, duh, of course. Why not?
-Inu X Boku SS, Ep02
Well, yeah, duh, of course. Why not?
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September 15, 2015
F1 on TV: Singapore 2015
Once upon a time, there was only one night race in F1. It was an event, a race to look forward to, because the cars looked amazing under the lights. Since then, two other spots on the calendar have gone to night (Bahrain and Abu Dhabi), and two have considered going to racing after the sun has set (Russia and Australia) but have been shot down. Racing at night is no longer such an event as it used to be. Cars still look great at Singapore, though, much better than at the other two circuits, mostly because the lighting is high-intensity and low-altitude. Let's take a look at the track map:
Singapore is a street circuit, running through the Marina Bay district of the city/nation. Unlike Monaco, the streets are wide; it barely feels like a street layout. Because of the lighting, the cameras don't really see what's off-track. I mean, we all know what the Casino at Monte Carlo looks like, or the run up the hill from Sainte Devote to Massanet, but there are few city landmarks to be seen around the Singapore circuit. We do see the legendary Raffles Hotel, yes, but only in "B-Roll" footage, not during the race itself, or at least not usually. When the most memorable landmark of your street circuit is where the track goes under the seating (the stretch between Turns 18 and 19), you may have an image problem. Still, could be worse... at least we get photographs like this out of the deal:
It's always very hot and humid at Singapore, even during the night race, and the chance of rain is everpresent. From all reports, the organizers perform cloud seeding before the race to prevent it from raining while the cars are on track. So far, either because it's actually accomplished their goal or they've gotten lucky, we've yet to have a wet race. What we will have is a dense haze. Apparently farmers in Sumatra are burning the forests to clear land for crops, and the smoke has settled over Singapore like a stereotypical London fog. Singaporian officials have declared that outdoor strenuous activities should be done as little as possible, the air quality is so poor. I can't imagine it'll be great for the drivers or the engines.
Well, the legendary announce team will be telling us about it in their usual manner. Here's the broadcast schedule:
FRIDAY
Practice 2: 830a - 1000a live on NBCSN
SATURDAY
Quals: 700a - 830a live on CNBC
SUNDAY
2015 Grand Prix of Singapore: 630a - 900a live on NBCSN
We will, of course, see you then and after. With luck.
Singapore is a street circuit, running through the Marina Bay district of the city/nation. Unlike Monaco, the streets are wide; it barely feels like a street layout. Because of the lighting, the cameras don't really see what's off-track. I mean, we all know what the Casino at Monte Carlo looks like, or the run up the hill from Sainte Devote to Massanet, but there are few city landmarks to be seen around the Singapore circuit. We do see the legendary Raffles Hotel, yes, but only in "B-Roll" footage, not during the race itself, or at least not usually. When the most memorable landmark of your street circuit is where the track goes under the seating (the stretch between Turns 18 and 19), you may have an image problem. Still, could be worse... at least we get photographs like this out of the deal:
It's always very hot and humid at Singapore, even during the night race, and the chance of rain is everpresent. From all reports, the organizers perform cloud seeding before the race to prevent it from raining while the cars are on track. So far, either because it's actually accomplished their goal or they've gotten lucky, we've yet to have a wet race. What we will have is a dense haze. Apparently farmers in Sumatra are burning the forests to clear land for crops, and the smoke has settled over Singapore like a stereotypical London fog. Singaporian officials have declared that outdoor strenuous activities should be done as little as possible, the air quality is so poor. I can't imagine it'll be great for the drivers or the engines.
Well, the legendary announce team will be telling us about it in their usual manner. Here's the broadcast schedule:
FRIDAY
Practice 2: 830a - 1000a live on NBCSN
SATURDAY
Quals: 700a - 830a live on CNBC
SUNDAY
2015 Grand Prix of Singapore: 630a - 900a live on NBCSN
We will, of course, see you then and after. With luck.
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September 13, 2015
Wasted Weekend
So my plan for the weekend was simple. Break down the pile of empty amazon boxes I have in my dining room. Clean up the kitchen somewhat. And do the writeup for Gakkou Gurashi Ep04 and 05, which are really just one long episode broken into two.
Instead, I did none of those. On Saturday, I kinda did nothing for a handful of hours then said decided to take a nap. When I got up, I'd start on the writing! Except here's the thing: I laid down at just short of 6pm, and really didn't wake up again until 10am Sunday morning. Oh, I was up for like five minutes around midnight, just long enough to take my Keep Wonderduck Alive pill, and again around 5am to drain my hydraulic system if you know what I mean, but really, I was out cold for nearly 16 hours.
Well, it's not like there's not been any stress in my life of late or anything. I'd throw up my hands in disgust if I had any hands.
Instead, I did none of those. On Saturday, I kinda did nothing for a handful of hours then said decided to take a nap. When I got up, I'd start on the writing! Except here's the thing: I laid down at just short of 6pm, and really didn't wake up again until 10am Sunday morning. Oh, I was up for like five minutes around midnight, just long enough to take my Keep Wonderduck Alive pill, and again around 5am to drain my hydraulic system if you know what I mean, but really, I was out cold for nearly 16 hours.
Well, it's not like there's not been any stress in my life of late or anything. I'd throw up my hands in disgust if I had any hands.
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September 10, 2015
Gakkou Gurashi Ep03
Well, if nothing else, I'm persistent. Slow, but persistent. Like kudzu, or the plague. I'm not giving up on this project, even if it runs me into the ground, thereafter becoming a member of the waddling dead and make a cameo appearance in this show. Ladies and Gentlemen and other readers of The Pond, the world's first zombie duck. Except, of course, that wouldn't be true, not by a long shot. I was about to say the world's first zombie blogger, but... well... I mean... y'know. Kinda hard to tell the difference, really. So. Gakkou Gurashi. Let's review, shall we? In Ep01, we met the more-or-less lead character and discover that she's more than a little bit tetched in da haid. To be fair, she's got good reason: zombie apocalypse! In Ep02, we're introduced to the rest of the School Living club, featuring Shovel Girl. Oh, and the impossible school store. So what wonders will Ep03 bring us? Well, chances are you already know, since I'm writing this over a month since the episode first aired, but let's pretend, shall we? Actually, to be fair, I've kinda forgotten the details already, and I haven't watched the show since then. Remember the rules, everybody: I'm not interested in hearing how the manga does it, and I really don't want to know spoilers and details I haven't experienced yet. Or I'll become very angry and you won't like what happens then. So let's get on with Ep03!
The teacher, Megu-nee, is sitting in the teacher's office and writing in a journal, and cheerful, lighthearted writings they are, too! "This may end up being my will." Whee, so happy! The members of the School Living Club are off doing something or other and she has some free time, so it looks like her writing means flashbacks for us!
If nothing else, though, this does seem to answer the burning question as to whether or not she's actually real or a figment of Yuki's imagination. One gets the impression that Yuki can't spell "journal", let alone dream up someone writing in one. So what really happened when the zombies came?
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The teacher, Megu-nee, is sitting in the teacher's office and writing in a journal, and cheerful, lighthearted writings they are, too! "This may end up being my will." Whee, so happy! The members of the School Living Club are off doing something or other and she has some free time, so it looks like her writing means flashbacks for us!
If nothing else, though, this does seem to answer the burning question as to whether or not she's actually real or a figment of Yuki's imagination. One gets the impression that Yuki can't spell "journal", let alone dream up someone writing in one. So what really happened when the zombies came?
more...
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September 09, 2015
I Could Have Just ASKED For A Day Off...
...but no, I had to do it the hard way.
From the moment I woke up this morning, I didn't feel all that swell. There was something going on in my chest area. Not painful, not really much of anything... except every now and again it felt like there was a pressure forming from inside my sternum. Never in the same spot, either. Sometimes at the top of the collarbone, sometimes down towards the bottom of my ribcage, just... yeah, y'know, kinda strange. I delayed going into work for an hour, hoping whatever it was would resolve itself so I could get on with my life. No such luck, and since I generally have to make up any time I miss by the end of the week, I sucked it up and went in. Over the course of two hours I completed eight or nine claims, which is about what I'll do in a half-hour or so nowadays. No idea if I got any of 'em right, either... I was just a little distracted by what was going on in my torso. Eventually I decided to see what my pulse-rate was and suddenly all became clear. There was some definite syncopation in my heart rhythm!
Okay, more to the point, my heart was skipping beats. Last time, it was quite dramatic and lasted 10 minutes or so and then just stopped altogether. This time, not quite as dramatic... hell, it took me a good three-plus hours just to figure it out. When I finally did, I knocked on the door to the office of my boss and said "I think I need to leave, I'm going to the ER." When she finally got out of me what was going on, she (and her boss, who had happened by) said "no, we'll call the ambulance for you."
In an amusing moment, some members of the local fire department had been at the mall right across the street from the office, and so were there not just before the ambulance, but before my boss had completed giving the 911 operator my information. SERVICE! We moved out of the production area, where the presence of four firemen taking my blood pressure and trying to figure out how they had beaten the end of the 911 call was serving as something of a distraction to work. As I sat in the office's spacious waiting room, portable EKG leads being applied to random parts of my body, the head of HR asked if I needed anything from my desk? "My rubber duck." I explained as casually as I could that I collect ducks and I find them to be good luck... but the way my voice was breaking and my eyes kept getting in the way of passing rainstorms probably suggested something a little deeper to them. Or they didn't care, one of the two. (Spirit-grade stealth edit: Even I was a little surprised at how emotional I was when the duck was handed to me. It was like my brain had officially decided that since a duck was present, everything would Be All Right. Duck-based medical care, ask for it by name!) Eventually they got me loaded into the back of the ambulance and I discovered that the driver had aspirations to NASCAR. At one point, I assume as we climbed the high banking of Turn 1 at Daytona, I was very nearly pitched off the gurney. Only the restraints (aka seatbelts) kept me from that ignominious fate. It was also at that point that I noticed that the guy in back with me had taken care to belt in my rubber duck.
Safely delivered to the ER, I was taken into custody by a nurse who professionally and expertly did nursey things to me, mostly involving needles and not a terrible amount of pain. Only once did I express discomfort, and that mostly silently. I think that was a fairly sedate reaction, considering she had to use a vein on the back of my left hand, and replaced the needle with a harpoon.
Once that was finished and they took a modicum of blood from me, they started a jug of IV fluids going and we then waited for the doc to come in. Not long, as it turned out... other than a single Code Blue call that was quickly (and ominously) cancelled, the ER was rather empty. Anyway, the doc was excellent. He explained what he was seeing on my EKG in... well, multi-syllabic words that were mostly lost on this guy desperately clutching a rubber duck to his chest, but basically came down to "eh, it happens." Blood tests all came back the way they should, nothing even the least bit out of range. In effect, I was perfectly fine. It goes without saying that the moment the guys from the fire department showed up the heart-skipping-beats thing stopped dead. Only once from then until they disconnected the heart monitor leads in the hospital prior to my being discharged was there even a bobble, and I couldn't figure out what it was on the EKG. So wah-ha, huh? Fortunately the folks joined me in the ER and gave me a lift back to work.
Well, what do you expect? That's where my car was... and I needed to let them know that I wasn't dead. And there was a chance I was going to have to make up those four hours I'd missed while in the hospital. I fully expected to, as a matter of fact... which meant I'd also have to finish today up. And 10 or 11 hours tomorrow and Friday. I spoke to the HR lady, confirmed that I was more or less okay, then went to talk to my boss. As it turned out, I needn't have worried. First, she was shocked to see me again that day. Then she said "you're planning on taking the rest of today off, right?" Um... yes? If I have any time off, that is. She then said something I never expected to hear: "Do you want to take tomorrow off, too?"
So that's how Wonderduck is going to take Thursday off. I don't recommend the method.
From the moment I woke up this morning, I didn't feel all that swell. There was something going on in my chest area. Not painful, not really much of anything... except every now and again it felt like there was a pressure forming from inside my sternum. Never in the same spot, either. Sometimes at the top of the collarbone, sometimes down towards the bottom of my ribcage, just... yeah, y'know, kinda strange. I delayed going into work for an hour, hoping whatever it was would resolve itself so I could get on with my life. No such luck, and since I generally have to make up any time I miss by the end of the week, I sucked it up and went in. Over the course of two hours I completed eight or nine claims, which is about what I'll do in a half-hour or so nowadays. No idea if I got any of 'em right, either... I was just a little distracted by what was going on in my torso. Eventually I decided to see what my pulse-rate was and suddenly all became clear. There was some definite syncopation in my heart rhythm!
Okay, more to the point, my heart was skipping beats. Last time, it was quite dramatic and lasted 10 minutes or so and then just stopped altogether. This time, not quite as dramatic... hell, it took me a good three-plus hours just to figure it out. When I finally did, I knocked on the door to the office of my boss and said "I think I need to leave, I'm going to the ER." When she finally got out of me what was going on, she (and her boss, who had happened by) said "no, we'll call the ambulance for you."
In an amusing moment, some members of the local fire department had been at the mall right across the street from the office, and so were there not just before the ambulance, but before my boss had completed giving the 911 operator my information. SERVICE! We moved out of the production area, where the presence of four firemen taking my blood pressure and trying to figure out how they had beaten the end of the 911 call was serving as something of a distraction to work. As I sat in the office's spacious waiting room, portable EKG leads being applied to random parts of my body, the head of HR asked if I needed anything from my desk? "My rubber duck." I explained as casually as I could that I collect ducks and I find them to be good luck... but the way my voice was breaking and my eyes kept getting in the way of passing rainstorms probably suggested something a little deeper to them. Or they didn't care, one of the two. (Spirit-grade stealth edit: Even I was a little surprised at how emotional I was when the duck was handed to me. It was like my brain had officially decided that since a duck was present, everything would Be All Right. Duck-based medical care, ask for it by name!) Eventually they got me loaded into the back of the ambulance and I discovered that the driver had aspirations to NASCAR. At one point, I assume as we climbed the high banking of Turn 1 at Daytona, I was very nearly pitched off the gurney. Only the restraints (aka seatbelts) kept me from that ignominious fate. It was also at that point that I noticed that the guy in back with me had taken care to belt in my rubber duck.
Safely delivered to the ER, I was taken into custody by a nurse who professionally and expertly did nursey things to me, mostly involving needles and not a terrible amount of pain. Only once did I express discomfort, and that mostly silently. I think that was a fairly sedate reaction, considering she had to use a vein on the back of my left hand, and replaced the needle with a harpoon.
Once that was finished and they took a modicum of blood from me, they started a jug of IV fluids going and we then waited for the doc to come in. Not long, as it turned out... other than a single Code Blue call that was quickly (and ominously) cancelled, the ER was rather empty. Anyway, the doc was excellent. He explained what he was seeing on my EKG in... well, multi-syllabic words that were mostly lost on this guy desperately clutching a rubber duck to his chest, but basically came down to "eh, it happens." Blood tests all came back the way they should, nothing even the least bit out of range. In effect, I was perfectly fine. It goes without saying that the moment the guys from the fire department showed up the heart-skipping-beats thing stopped dead. Only once from then until they disconnected the heart monitor leads in the hospital prior to my being discharged was there even a bobble, and I couldn't figure out what it was on the EKG. So wah-ha, huh? Fortunately the folks joined me in the ER and gave me a lift back to work.
Well, what do you expect? That's where my car was... and I needed to let them know that I wasn't dead. And there was a chance I was going to have to make up those four hours I'd missed while in the hospital. I fully expected to, as a matter of fact... which meant I'd also have to finish today up. And 10 or 11 hours tomorrow and Friday. I spoke to the HR lady, confirmed that I was more or less okay, then went to talk to my boss. As it turned out, I needn't have worried. First, she was shocked to see me again that day. Then she said "you're planning on taking the rest of today off, right?" Um... yes? If I have any time off, that is. She then said something I never expected to hear: "Do you want to take tomorrow off, too?"
So that's how Wonderduck is going to take Thursday off. I don't recommend the method.
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September 06, 2015
F1 Update: Italy 2015
A bright sunny day greeted the F1 Circus as they made their way to the grid, accompanied by the fevered howls of thousands of tifosi. Would either of the Ferraris be able to deny polesitter Lewis Hamilton's this win? Would his new engine handle the stress of the fastest circuit on the calendar? Will there be any pasta jokes in this writeup? THIS is your F1 Update for the 2015 Grand Prix of Italy!
*THE START... CRINGE!: The worst thing you can possibly see during a Formula 1 broadcast is a trackworker making the "X" symbol with his arms, indicating that there's been an injury after an accident. The second worst thing you can possibly see is a car stalled on the grid when the lights go out. That occurred today, as Ferrari's Kimi Raikkonen, starting second, apparently forgot how to engage a clutch. His car sat there like a red chicane as he frantically played with the flappypaddles trying to engage a gear... any gear. Behind him, Nico Rosberg, starting from fourth, missed him cleanly, but it took a bit of quick dodging on the part of Valtteri Bottas' Williams to not plow at full acceleration into the Finn's backside. With some wicked shuffling, the entire field got past, but Raikkonen was 20th and last before he started moving. He hadn't stalled, the revs never dropped... he was like he was a 15 year old being taught how to use a manual gearbox for the first time in the parking lot of a K-Mart (for our British readers, substitute "Tesco's" for K-Mart. For our other overseas readers, we're afraid you're on your own for this one).
*THE RACE... CRINGE!: The new spec engine that Mercedes fitted into their cars for this race weekend performed as well as could be expected for Lewis Hamilton. Teammate Nico Rosberg, if you remember from Quals, was running an old engine because of what turned out to be a coolant leak. A "legacy part" from the 2015 spec layout failed in the 2016 engine, allowing coolant to get into parts of the power unit you don't want coolant to get into, rendering it useless until it gets thoroughly cleaned. In any case, that the engine works well is bad news... for everybody that isn't Mercedes. Hamilton galloped over the horizon and never looked back, turning this from "race" to "farce" very quickly. By the time the first (and only) round of pitstops concluded, he had a 20 second lead over Seb Vettel, and it would only continue to grow. See, Mercedes actually told Hamilton before the race not to take it easy on the new power unit... they need data on how it'll run in race conditions, after all. Where in the closing stages he might dial the power down a touch and coast home, here at Monza that never happened.
*BUT... WHY?: With some three or four laps remaining and with a 23 second lead, a most curious radio call was heard from the Merc pit wall to Lewis Hamilton: "we need to (increase the) gap, don't ask questions, just execute." For a wonder, a Formula 1 driver didn't ask questions, at least over the radio: he just drove. By the time he finished the race, he had over 25 seconds in hand on Vettel's Ferrari, and almost 48 seconds on the Williams pair, Felipe Not Nasr Massa and Valtteri Bottas. Nobody else was within a minute of the leader when the race finished.
*LUMP GO BOOM: We used to use this "bullet point" all the time when F1U! was just starting out. Those first five, maybe six years would see a massive engine failure nearly every race it seemed. These days though? Reliable, nearly bulletproof power units mean that "Lump Go Boom" is mainly relegated to the filing cabinet of headlines, rarely seen and practically never used. That we can dust it off and shine the light of day upon our old friend in a way that makes sense is a lovely moment for us. And it is exactly what we said when Nico Rosberg's Mercedes belched smoke and rolled to a stop, a desultory fire licking from the exhaust, with two laps left. That he lost a third-place finish was forgotten when one thought that maybe it had something to do with the imperative Hamilton had been given. Maybe the team was thinking that something similar could happen to him and it was a race between engine failure and victory. Either way, the booming of Rosberg's lump was the first mechanical failure of a Mercedes car this season.
*OH. YEAH? HEH. : After the race we found out just what was going on. Due to the tire failures at Spa-Francopants, the FIA came right out and said that tire manufacturer Pirelli would issue minimum required tire pressures for each race. Any car found with tires below these levels could be penalized, up to and including exclusion from the event. Four cars were tested mere minutes before the final recon lap: the Mercs and the Ferraris. The red cars passed easily. The two Mercs, however, did not. While Rosberg's penalty became moot when he killed off all the mosquitoes at Monza, Hamilton's victory was suddenly in serious doubt. Lower pressure means a softer tire, meaning more grip at the price of more wear. That only one rear tire was found to be .3psi too low didn't matter: an exclusion was a real possibility. As it turns out, the Stewards decided that the loss of pressure was caused by the cooling of tire after the heating blankets were removed, and Hamilton was allowed to keep his victory.
*DOMINATING: In the world of F1, a "grand chelem" is the unofficial award for a driver winning the race, leading every lap, and setting fastest lap of the race. So what is it when a driver is fastest in every session of Practice, every session of Quals, has the fastest lap in the race, wins from pole, and leads every lap to boot? Whatever it's called, Lewis Hamilton had it.
Next up, we find ourselves in Singapore in two weeks! See you then, allegedly!
*THE START... CRINGE!: The worst thing you can possibly see during a Formula 1 broadcast is a trackworker making the "X" symbol with his arms, indicating that there's been an injury after an accident. The second worst thing you can possibly see is a car stalled on the grid when the lights go out. That occurred today, as Ferrari's Kimi Raikkonen, starting second, apparently forgot how to engage a clutch. His car sat there like a red chicane as he frantically played with the flappypaddles trying to engage a gear... any gear. Behind him, Nico Rosberg, starting from fourth, missed him cleanly, but it took a bit of quick dodging on the part of Valtteri Bottas' Williams to not plow at full acceleration into the Finn's backside. With some wicked shuffling, the entire field got past, but Raikkonen was 20th and last before he started moving. He hadn't stalled, the revs never dropped... he was like he was a 15 year old being taught how to use a manual gearbox for the first time in the parking lot of a K-Mart (for our British readers, substitute "Tesco's" for K-Mart. For our other overseas readers, we're afraid you're on your own for this one).
*THE RACE... CRINGE!: The new spec engine that Mercedes fitted into their cars for this race weekend performed as well as could be expected for Lewis Hamilton. Teammate Nico Rosberg, if you remember from Quals, was running an old engine because of what turned out to be a coolant leak. A "legacy part" from the 2015 spec layout failed in the 2016 engine, allowing coolant to get into parts of the power unit you don't want coolant to get into, rendering it useless until it gets thoroughly cleaned. In any case, that the engine works well is bad news... for everybody that isn't Mercedes. Hamilton galloped over the horizon and never looked back, turning this from "race" to "farce" very quickly. By the time the first (and only) round of pitstops concluded, he had a 20 second lead over Seb Vettel, and it would only continue to grow. See, Mercedes actually told Hamilton before the race not to take it easy on the new power unit... they need data on how it'll run in race conditions, after all. Where in the closing stages he might dial the power down a touch and coast home, here at Monza that never happened.
*BUT... WHY?: With some three or four laps remaining and with a 23 second lead, a most curious radio call was heard from the Merc pit wall to Lewis Hamilton: "we need to (increase the) gap, don't ask questions, just execute." For a wonder, a Formula 1 driver didn't ask questions, at least over the radio: he just drove. By the time he finished the race, he had over 25 seconds in hand on Vettel's Ferrari, and almost 48 seconds on the Williams pair, Felipe Not Nasr Massa and Valtteri Bottas. Nobody else was within a minute of the leader when the race finished.
*LUMP GO BOOM: We used to use this "bullet point" all the time when F1U! was just starting out. Those first five, maybe six years would see a massive engine failure nearly every race it seemed. These days though? Reliable, nearly bulletproof power units mean that "Lump Go Boom" is mainly relegated to the filing cabinet of headlines, rarely seen and practically never used. That we can dust it off and shine the light of day upon our old friend in a way that makes sense is a lovely moment for us. And it is exactly what we said when Nico Rosberg's Mercedes belched smoke and rolled to a stop, a desultory fire licking from the exhaust, with two laps left. That he lost a third-place finish was forgotten when one thought that maybe it had something to do with the imperative Hamilton had been given. Maybe the team was thinking that something similar could happen to him and it was a race between engine failure and victory. Either way, the booming of Rosberg's lump was the first mechanical failure of a Mercedes car this season.
*OH. YEAH? HEH. : After the race we found out just what was going on. Due to the tire failures at Spa-Francopants, the FIA came right out and said that tire manufacturer Pirelli would issue minimum required tire pressures for each race. Any car found with tires below these levels could be penalized, up to and including exclusion from the event. Four cars were tested mere minutes before the final recon lap: the Mercs and the Ferraris. The red cars passed easily. The two Mercs, however, did not. While Rosberg's penalty became moot when he killed off all the mosquitoes at Monza, Hamilton's victory was suddenly in serious doubt. Lower pressure means a softer tire, meaning more grip at the price of more wear. That only one rear tire was found to be .3psi too low didn't matter: an exclusion was a real possibility. As it turns out, the Stewards decided that the loss of pressure was caused by the cooling of tire after the heating blankets were removed, and Hamilton was allowed to keep his victory.
*DOMINATING: In the world of F1, a "grand chelem" is the unofficial award for a driver winning the race, leading every lap, and setting fastest lap of the race. So what is it when a driver is fastest in every session of Practice, every session of Quals, has the fastest lap in the race, wins from pole, and leads every lap to boot? Whatever it's called, Lewis Hamilton had it.
Next up, we find ourselves in Singapore in two weeks! See you then, allegedly!
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September 05, 2015
F1 Quals: Italy 2015
Rain in the morning gave hope for a wet Quals to liven things up at the fastest track on the calendar, but no such luck. So what happened at Monza? Here's the provisional grid for the 2015 Grand Prix of Italy:
At first glance you'd say "well, nothing out of the ordinary", and you'd kind of be right. Or you'd be very very wrong. This is going to take a bit to explain, so get something to drink and find a comfy place in your chair... y'all set?
Even though the Power Unit rules are locked in stone, every team has a limited ability to change various pieces of it via a "token" system. See, when the F1 Tech Regs were written, they stated that the power units had to be finalized, or "homologated" for the 2015 season. After that date, they could no longer be fiddled with, no improvements or new ideas allowed. There was one teeny tiny little problem.
The FIA never actually wrote a date in the Tech Regs.
It was assumed that the start of the season was the homologation date, but multiple bright sparks pointed out that no, no, as the rules were written, the engines had to be frozen in 2015. Period. So much for the alleged cost-saving measures of the new P.U., unlimited development (and unlimited cash spending!) was about to be the rule of the day. Before chaos could break out, an agreement was reached allowing changes to be made on a 'token' system. An entire P.U. is broken down into 66 tokens, all with varying "weights" between 1 and 3, depending on the importance of the piece. Each engine manufacturer was given 32 tokens to play with during the 2015 season, except for Honda. As a new engine based off of the past few years of experience, they were given nine tokens. As planned, the three other engine makers used most of their tokens in the pre-season; Mercedes ended up with seven tokens.
While everybody else used theirs here and there, Mercedes didn't touch theirs at all... until the end of Spa. In the past two weeks, they used all seven of their tokens to upgrade this piece or that chunk. Their engine is now set, and they say that it is, essentially, the same as their 2016 P.U.. That's ominous, as they now get (in effect) the rest of this season to use as test sessions for next year. Obviously, they are quite confident in how 2015 will go on track, eh?
After Practice 1 was over, they had reason to be confident... Lewis Hamilton was 1.4 seconds faster than anybody not in a Silver Arrows. The domination continued until P3, when Nico Rosberg had some sort of problem and the team reverted him to the Spa-spec engine.
Ferrari was not sitting around after Spa, either: they used either three or four tokens to upgrade their power plant. So what did all this mean?
It meant that while Hamilton is on pole with is new-spec engine, the Ferrari powerplant now appears to be more powerful than the old-spec Merc engine. Rosberg never came close to his teammate's pace, even moreso that usual. This suggests that if it wasn't for the upgrades, Ferrari would be on pole at their home grand prix, and there would be happy rioting going on all over Italy.
Which may still happen. What happened to Rosberg's P.U. could happen to Hamilton's, whatever it was. In which case, there may be churchbells ringing all over Maranello tomorrow.
We'll find out then, won't we? See ya sometime thereafter!
| Pos. | Driver | Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 |
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| 1 | Lewis Hamilton | Mercedes | 1:24.251 | 1:23.383 | 1:23.397 |
| 2 | Kimi Räikkönen | Ferrari | 1:24.662 | 1:23.757 | 1:23.631 |
| 3 | Sebastian Vettel | Ferrari | 1:24.989 | 1:23.577 | 1:23.685 |
| 4 | Nico Rosberg | Mercedes | 1:24.609 | 1:23.864 | 1:23.703 |
| 5 | Felipe Not Nasr Massa | Williams | 1:25.184 | 1:23.983 | 1:23.940 |
| 6 | Valtteri Bottas | Williams | 1:24.979 | 1:24.313 | 1:24.127 |
| 7 | Sergio Perez | Force India | 1:24.801 | 1:24.379 | 1:24.626 |
| 8 | Lettuce Grosjean | Lotus | 1:25.144 | 1:24.448 | 1:25.054 |
| 9 | Nico Hulkenberg | Force India | 1:24.937 | 1:24.510 | 1:25.317 |
| 10 | Sony Ericsson | Sauber | 1:25.122 | 1:24.457 | 1:26.214 |
| 11 | Pastor Maldonado | Lotus | 1:25.429 | 1:24.525 | |
| 12 | Felipe Not Massa Nasr | Sauber | 1:25.121 | 1:24.898 | |
| 13 | Carlos Sainz | Toro Rosso | 1:25.410 | 1:25.618 | |
| 14 | Kid Kvyat | Red Bull Racing | 1:25.742 | 1:25.796 | |
| 15 | Daniel Ricciardo | Red Bull Racing | 1:25.633 | No Time |
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| 16 | Jenson Button | McLaren | 1:26.058 | ||
| 17 | HWIB2BFernando Alonso | McLaren | 1:26.154 | ||
| 18 | Will Stevens | Marussia | 1:27.731 | ||
| 19 | Roberto Merhi | Marussia | 1:27.912 | ||
| NC | Embryo Verstappen | Toro Rosso | Whoopsie! |
At first glance you'd say "well, nothing out of the ordinary", and you'd kind of be right. Or you'd be very very wrong. This is going to take a bit to explain, so get something to drink and find a comfy place in your chair... y'all set?
Even though the Power Unit rules are locked in stone, every team has a limited ability to change various pieces of it via a "token" system. See, when the F1 Tech Regs were written, they stated that the power units had to be finalized, or "homologated" for the 2015 season. After that date, they could no longer be fiddled with, no improvements or new ideas allowed. There was one teeny tiny little problem.
The FIA never actually wrote a date in the Tech Regs.
It was assumed that the start of the season was the homologation date, but multiple bright sparks pointed out that no, no, as the rules were written, the engines had to be frozen in 2015. Period. So much for the alleged cost-saving measures of the new P.U., unlimited development (and unlimited cash spending!) was about to be the rule of the day. Before chaos could break out, an agreement was reached allowing changes to be made on a 'token' system. An entire P.U. is broken down into 66 tokens, all with varying "weights" between 1 and 3, depending on the importance of the piece. Each engine manufacturer was given 32 tokens to play with during the 2015 season, except for Honda. As a new engine based off of the past few years of experience, they were given nine tokens. As planned, the three other engine makers used most of their tokens in the pre-season; Mercedes ended up with seven tokens.
While everybody else used theirs here and there, Mercedes didn't touch theirs at all... until the end of Spa. In the past two weeks, they used all seven of their tokens to upgrade this piece or that chunk. Their engine is now set, and they say that it is, essentially, the same as their 2016 P.U.. That's ominous, as they now get (in effect) the rest of this season to use as test sessions for next year. Obviously, they are quite confident in how 2015 will go on track, eh?
After Practice 1 was over, they had reason to be confident... Lewis Hamilton was 1.4 seconds faster than anybody not in a Silver Arrows. The domination continued until P3, when Nico Rosberg had some sort of problem and the team reverted him to the Spa-spec engine.
Ferrari was not sitting around after Spa, either: they used either three or four tokens to upgrade their power plant. So what did all this mean?
It meant that while Hamilton is on pole with is new-spec engine, the Ferrari powerplant now appears to be more powerful than the old-spec Merc engine. Rosberg never came close to his teammate's pace, even moreso that usual. This suggests that if it wasn't for the upgrades, Ferrari would be on pole at their home grand prix, and there would be happy rioting going on all over Italy.
Which may still happen. What happened to Rosberg's P.U. could happen to Hamilton's, whatever it was. In which case, there may be churchbells ringing all over Maranello tomorrow.
We'll find out then, won't we? See ya sometime thereafter!
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September 03, 2015
A Long Week
When the highlight of your week was posting photographs of action figures you took back in March, and you did that back on Sunday, your week probably hasn't been the bestest possible. I'd say that's a fair assessment.
(whining deleted)
Stuff coming this weekend.
(whining deleted)
Stuff coming this weekend.
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September 01, 2015
F1 on NBCSN: Italy 2015
Every racing organization has their signature race/track. In NASCAR, it's the Daytona 500. In IndyCar, the Indianapolis 500. Endurance racing has the 24 Hours of LeMans. Australia's wonderful V8Supercar series has the Bathurst 1000 at the Mt Panorama circuit. And F1 has... um... Monaco, which isn't this week's race.
It also has its spiritual home, Silverstone... which isn't this week's race either.
No, this week's race is at F1's fastest circuit, the legendary Monza. Here's the map:
A full 230% of a lap at Monza is spent at full throttle. Brakes are things put on other teams' cars, not your own. Downforce is strictly optional, and you'll never see the cars look be polished so hard anywhere else... just in case that last little swipe of a rag is enough to rearrange the surface molecules of carbon fiber into something just .0001sec faster. Drivers spend the two weeks between Spa and Monza with their head in a giant slow metal press, trying to make their skulls that much more narrow and thus more aerodynamic. Various pieces of their bodies are surgically removed to save weight, then put back in afterwards. Jenson Button is well-known for having his left kidney removed. Former McLaren driver Juan Pablo Montoya routinely had liposuction before Monza. Current Lotus driver Pastor Maldonado has his entire brain taken out before each race, not just the Grand Prix of Italy.
As does the entire horde of Ferrari fans that attend. From all reports, it's a 24/7 party atmosphere at the circuit, and on those occasions that a Ferrari driver stands on the top step? Bedlam. In other circumstances, they'd call out the riot squad of the Caribinieri, except here they'd probably be joining in the festivities. That is to say, Ferrari is most definitely Italy's national team. Indeed, no other team really is: nobody thinks of Mercedes as "Germany's team," or McLaren as "Team England."
All of the above pretty much means that after 10 years of writing about Monza, I'm out of ideas. Hopefully the Legendary Announce Team still has flashes of inspiration, for they'll be bringing us their usual coverage! Here's the broadcast times, all on NBCSN:
FRIDAY
Practice 2: 7a - 830a live
SATURDAY
Quals: 7a - 830a live
SUNDAY
2015 Grand Prix of Italy: 630a - 9a live
As is always the case, I'll have a report up sometime after the race. Thankfully it's Labor Day weekend, so... yeah. See ya then.
It also has its spiritual home, Silverstone... which isn't this week's race either.
No, this week's race is at F1's fastest circuit, the legendary Monza. Here's the map:
A full 230% of a lap at Monza is spent at full throttle. Brakes are things put on other teams' cars, not your own. Downforce is strictly optional, and you'll never see the cars look be polished so hard anywhere else... just in case that last little swipe of a rag is enough to rearrange the surface molecules of carbon fiber into something just .0001sec faster. Drivers spend the two weeks between Spa and Monza with their head in a giant slow metal press, trying to make their skulls that much more narrow and thus more aerodynamic. Various pieces of their bodies are surgically removed to save weight, then put back in afterwards. Jenson Button is well-known for having his left kidney removed. Former McLaren driver Juan Pablo Montoya routinely had liposuction before Monza. Current Lotus driver Pastor Maldonado has his entire brain taken out before each race, not just the Grand Prix of Italy.
As does the entire horde of Ferrari fans that attend. From all reports, it's a 24/7 party atmosphere at the circuit, and on those occasions that a Ferrari driver stands on the top step? Bedlam. In other circumstances, they'd call out the riot squad of the Caribinieri, except here they'd probably be joining in the festivities. That is to say, Ferrari is most definitely Italy's national team. Indeed, no other team really is: nobody thinks of Mercedes as "Germany's team," or McLaren as "Team England."
All of the above pretty much means that after 10 years of writing about Monza, I'm out of ideas. Hopefully the Legendary Announce Team still has flashes of inspiration, for they'll be bringing us their usual coverage! Here's the broadcast times, all on NBCSN:
FRIDAY
Practice 2: 7a - 830a live
SATURDAY
Quals: 7a - 830a live
SUNDAY
2015 Grand Prix of Italy: 630a - 9a live
As is always the case, I'll have a report up sometime after the race. Thankfully it's Labor Day weekend, so... yeah. See ya then.
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August 30, 2015
Photoshoot, Ga-Rei Zero Style!
Some time ago, I was talking about a "creative project" I was working on... y'know, the one that needed 60 sets of chopsticks, a trilobite, something donated from Texas, two different styles of gift tissue, four thumbtacks and a big binder clip? It's fairly clear to me now that I'll never actually finish the damn thing, simply because the effort involved is somewhat beyond me at the moment... i.e. I can't be arsed. However! That doesn't mean that I can't reveal that which has been completed, and J Greely was right... the stuff WAS being used as a photo studio though not a tabletop one. More of a bookcase, really. You'll see, later. But what was I shooting?
Almost 18 months ago, I sugested that there were two more figmae waiting to be photographed... but what I didn't say is that they were a matched set: Kagura and Yomi from Ga-Rei Zero! Though they're fairly old Figma (Kagura is #066, Yomi #067 in a collection that's announced number #269 recently), I was able to pick the pair of them up for a song... in new condition, to boot. I just checked online, and nowadays they cost individually what I got both for in 2014. Anime figures: investment material!
Of course, the best part of Ga-Rei Zero is the relationship between these two. It's no spoiler anymore to say that they go from best friends to a duel to the death, and if nothing else, that gives a LOT of picture-taking opportunities. Let's continue, shall we?
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Almost 18 months ago, I sugested that there were two more figmae waiting to be photographed... but what I didn't say is that they were a matched set: Kagura and Yomi from Ga-Rei Zero! Though they're fairly old Figma (Kagura is #066, Yomi #067 in a collection that's announced number #269 recently), I was able to pick the pair of them up for a song... in new condition, to boot. I just checked online, and nowadays they cost individually what I got both for in 2014. Anime figures: investment material!
Of course, the best part of Ga-Rei Zero is the relationship between these two. It's no spoiler anymore to say that they go from best friends to a duel to the death, and if nothing else, that gives a LOT of picture-taking opportunities. Let's continue, shall we?
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August 26, 2015
Her Eyes
Back in 2008 or so, I was flooping around after finishing up my first AMV, "...Angel", feeling like I needed to make another one but not having any inspiration. Oh, there were a couple of aborted attempts, but nothing that got any farther than a couple of clips on a timeline and call it a day. Then there was a Formula 1 video I thought about doing (F1MV?) and never got around to... and then my copy of Adobe Premiere went away in a virus-induced format-and-install, never to be seen again. Of course, it was then that inspiration sneaked up behind me and whupped me upside de haid but good. And like with the first AMV, it happened at the Duck U Bookstore. Since it's been nigh on seven years since then, I don't remember what I was doing at the time... probably folding t-shirts because t-shirts always need to be folded, that's what they're for... when a song came on the instore music system.
As with the first time, it had less to do with how much I liked the song as how the entire AMV sprang to life in my head as the song went on. That I did (and still do) like the tune is an added bonus, something I can't particularly say about "Lips of an Angel", the song I used for "...Angel". Certainly by the time I was done, I hated that drippy piece of musical treacle. There was one huge difference between the two ideas, though: I had Premiere the first time lighting struck, and I didn't the second time. The constant badgering of my brain trying to get me to make "Her Eyes" into the AMV in my head drove me to make some... unwise... decisions on the downloading front, not that my antivirus programs did anything to help matters. Antivirus matadors, more like it: "oh look, a virus? Ole!" Anyway, after being unsuccessful on many fronts, I decided to make an effort at tabling my brain's nagging for a while. And then The Dark Years occurred. 2008 and 2009 were particularly horrible experiences, and while 2010 and 2011 were remarkable for blog output (all those writeups!), the AMV faded, stored away in a closet somewhere in my brain.
Jumpcut to a few days ago. I've put the entirety of my "loose tunes" music collection into one mega-playlist (iTunes suggests that I can now go 47 hours straight without hearing a repeat, and that's without any of the hundreds of albums included), and I've hit the shuffle setting. I'm sitting at the computer doing... something and the music is playing, playing, playing and... a song comes on. And the lightning bolt strikes again.
Indeed, by the time he hits the first chorus, there were tears rolling down my face. Not because it's a sad song, but because of how intense my brain's reaction was. If you've never had a serious "eureka moment" like that, I literally can't explain it to you. If you have experienced it, you know exactly what I mean and I don't need to explain it. It certainly doesn't have to be AMV-related... authors and woodworkers, papershufflers and athletes, bloggers and... uh... people who do real things can all get hit by such inspiration. I've been truly honored to have it happen a few times (not all AMV-related), and I hope it'll happen again in the future. "But", I hear you screaming, "what's the damn concept, Wonderduck?"
Some years ago, there was a fairly popular anime, spawned a damn religion, come to think of it... maybe you've heard of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? I can hear you groaning to yourself, but remember this: the concept for this AMV came to me in 2008, well before the second series, well before Endless 8, well before the movie and all that jazz. It was still fresh then. Of course, people hyped the new series to Pluto and beyond, then were disappointed when it only reached the Moon, but that's beside the point. One thing that really drove people loony in a good way was the first series' ED, what with the dancing and the choreography and the glavin and... ...but y'know, I was always struck by an image from the OP. To whit, this one:
The universe in her eye, as we find out when we zoom in closer and discover stars and galaxies. It's a great image, and the song fits so perfectly with it I'd almost think that Pat Monahan had seen the series. And the intervening years, quite honestly, have done nothing but made it easier to make the AMV... after all, it's more than doubled the available source material, and in the process solved the one blank space I had in my mental storyboard (how the hell was I going to do "tells me that she's lived about a hundred lives..."? Well, now I know!).
The one, nearly trivial, aspect of the creation of the AMV is that I still don't have a video editing program worthy of the name. Or any idea how to extract video from mkvs. Or time. But those are all minor details.
The lightning has struck again.
As with the first time, it had less to do with how much I liked the song as how the entire AMV sprang to life in my head as the song went on. That I did (and still do) like the tune is an added bonus, something I can't particularly say about "Lips of an Angel", the song I used for "...Angel". Certainly by the time I was done, I hated that drippy piece of musical treacle. There was one huge difference between the two ideas, though: I had Premiere the first time lighting struck, and I didn't the second time. The constant badgering of my brain trying to get me to make "Her Eyes" into the AMV in my head drove me to make some... unwise... decisions on the downloading front, not that my antivirus programs did anything to help matters. Antivirus matadors, more like it: "oh look, a virus? Ole!" Anyway, after being unsuccessful on many fronts, I decided to make an effort at tabling my brain's nagging for a while. And then The Dark Years occurred. 2008 and 2009 were particularly horrible experiences, and while 2010 and 2011 were remarkable for blog output (all those writeups!), the AMV faded, stored away in a closet somewhere in my brain.
Jumpcut to a few days ago. I've put the entirety of my "loose tunes" music collection into one mega-playlist (iTunes suggests that I can now go 47 hours straight without hearing a repeat, and that's without any of the hundreds of albums included), and I've hit the shuffle setting. I'm sitting at the computer doing... something and the music is playing, playing, playing and... a song comes on. And the lightning bolt strikes again.
Indeed, by the time he hits the first chorus, there were tears rolling down my face. Not because it's a sad song, but because of how intense my brain's reaction was. If you've never had a serious "eureka moment" like that, I literally can't explain it to you. If you have experienced it, you know exactly what I mean and I don't need to explain it. It certainly doesn't have to be AMV-related... authors and woodworkers, papershufflers and athletes, bloggers and... uh... people who do real things can all get hit by such inspiration. I've been truly honored to have it happen a few times (not all AMV-related), and I hope it'll happen again in the future. "But", I hear you screaming, "what's the damn concept, Wonderduck?"
Some years ago, there was a fairly popular anime, spawned a damn religion, come to think of it... maybe you've heard of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? I can hear you groaning to yourself, but remember this: the concept for this AMV came to me in 2008, well before the second series, well before Endless 8, well before the movie and all that jazz. It was still fresh then. Of course, people hyped the new series to Pluto and beyond, then were disappointed when it only reached the Moon, but that's beside the point. One thing that really drove people loony in a good way was the first series' ED, what with the dancing and the choreography and the glavin and... ...but y'know, I was always struck by an image from the OP. To whit, this one:
The universe in her eye, as we find out when we zoom in closer and discover stars and galaxies. It's a great image, and the song fits so perfectly with it I'd almost think that Pat Monahan had seen the series. And the intervening years, quite honestly, have done nothing but made it easier to make the AMV... after all, it's more than doubled the available source material, and in the process solved the one blank space I had in my mental storyboard (how the hell was I going to do "tells me that she's lived about a hundred lives..."? Well, now I know!).
The one, nearly trivial, aspect of the creation of the AMV is that I still don't have a video editing program worthy of the name. Or any idea how to extract video from mkvs. Or time. But those are all minor details.
The lightning has struck again.
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August 23, 2015
F1 Update: Belgium 2015
Before we get into the F1 stuff, please send good thoughts out to former F1 driver and current IndyCar racer Justin Wilson. During today's race at Pocono, he was hit in the head by the nosecone of a wrecked car. Airlifted to a nearby hospital, he is, as of 750pm, "unconscious and unresponsive" with a "traumatic brain injury." I'm no doctor, but the replays looked bad. Good luck, Justin...
UPDATE 8/24/15: Justin Wilson died in hospital today. He leaves behind a wife and two children.
Clear skies at Spa today, an absolutely perfect day to go racing... which means nothing at this huge track in the Ardennes. Rain can appear with no notice whatsoever here... and has! Often! During races, too! So would anything get in the way of polesitter Lewis Hamilton's march to victory? Would Seb Vettel and the resurgent Ferrari make a statement during the race? Or would another team haul themselves up after the month-long summer break? THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Belgium.
*RACE... NOT SO FAST!: As the formation lap came to an end, the Force India of Nico Hulkenberg was in some distress, clearly some problem with the power unit somewhere. Once he came to a halt in his grid spot, the car decided that it had worked hard enough for the day and shut down. This resulted in an aborted start, everybody went around on a second formation lap while Hulkenberg's car was put out of its misery and rolled away. Then, as the field approached the grid for the second time, the call went out to Carlos Sainz in his Toro Rosso: "come to the pits, do not take your grid position." It took some two laps to fix whatever ailed the car, but he eventually did participate... only to retire it on Lap 36.
*RACE: When the lights officially went out, our polesitter did what he always does: ran away over the horizon, never to be seen again. Behind him, things were made interesting by Nico Rosberg's less-than-stellar start which saw him shuffled back to around fifth place. He would eventually make it back up to second, but it took a while. For the most part, however, this was not a particularly exciting race. While there was quite a bit of passing, almost all of it was due to the DRS being very effective down the Kemmel Straight. You'd see the DRS open up and the trailing car would just blow past the car ahead (which is going 190-200mph) like it was someone's Toyota Camry. That's not to say there were no passes that required effort... local boy Embryo Verstappen pulled off a couple of beauties, though ultimately settling for eighth, while Kid Kyvat earned a lovely fourth in his Red Bull.
*TIRE WHERE?: Seb Vettel and his Ferrari clearly could not hold pace with the Mercedes duo today, but he was still good enough to have third place pretty much sewn up with just a couple of laps to go. While under pressure from Lettuce Grosjean in a remarkably resurgent Lotus, a fight between a four-time world champion and someone nicknamed for a leafy green vegetable was only going to end one way. That is, until the Ferrari's right-rear tire unzipped from outside to in, throwing chunks of rubber and tire carcass high into the now-cloudy skies. The sidewalls remained more or less intact, which allowed the red car to stay on an even keel.. flashback to Friday's second practice, where Nico Rosberg had a right-rear tire failure due to damage. In his case, the car wound up on the wheel rim, meaning he was essentially driving on the floor of the car. This does horrible things to grip levels and sent him careening down the track totally out of control. Luck alone kept Bad Things from happening in that particular instance. Back to Sunday, and Vettel still had the ability to steer, just, but not the ability to race. He fell to 12th, totally out of the points.
*PARTY LIKE IT'S 2013. THEN CHECK YOUR WALLET LIKE IT'S 2015: Taking his place in third was the aforementioned Lettuce Grosjean's Lotus. Two laps later, the likable Frenchman had brought the team their first podium finish since Grosjean finished the 2013 US Grand Prix in second place. Shortly after the team finished celebrating, baliffs moved in on Sunday night and impounded the team's traveling equipment due to an ongoing legal dispute with former driver Charles ToothPic.
*SELECTED QUOTE OF THE RACE:
"We cannot believe just how disinterested we were in covering this race." - the F1U! crew.
Two weeks from now, the Circus reconvenes in the Church of Speed itself: Monza. See you then.
UPDATE 8/24/15: Justin Wilson died in hospital today. He leaves behind a wife and two children.
Clear skies at Spa today, an absolutely perfect day to go racing... which means nothing at this huge track in the Ardennes. Rain can appear with no notice whatsoever here... and has! Often! During races, too! So would anything get in the way of polesitter Lewis Hamilton's march to victory? Would Seb Vettel and the resurgent Ferrari make a statement during the race? Or would another team haul themselves up after the month-long summer break? THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Belgium.
*RACE... NOT SO FAST!: As the formation lap came to an end, the Force India of Nico Hulkenberg was in some distress, clearly some problem with the power unit somewhere. Once he came to a halt in his grid spot, the car decided that it had worked hard enough for the day and shut down. This resulted in an aborted start, everybody went around on a second formation lap while Hulkenberg's car was put out of its misery and rolled away. Then, as the field approached the grid for the second time, the call went out to Carlos Sainz in his Toro Rosso: "come to the pits, do not take your grid position." It took some two laps to fix whatever ailed the car, but he eventually did participate... only to retire it on Lap 36.
*RACE: When the lights officially went out, our polesitter did what he always does: ran away over the horizon, never to be seen again. Behind him, things were made interesting by Nico Rosberg's less-than-stellar start which saw him shuffled back to around fifth place. He would eventually make it back up to second, but it took a while. For the most part, however, this was not a particularly exciting race. While there was quite a bit of passing, almost all of it was due to the DRS being very effective down the Kemmel Straight. You'd see the DRS open up and the trailing car would just blow past the car ahead (which is going 190-200mph) like it was someone's Toyota Camry. That's not to say there were no passes that required effort... local boy Embryo Verstappen pulled off a couple of beauties, though ultimately settling for eighth, while Kid Kyvat earned a lovely fourth in his Red Bull.
*TIRE WHERE?: Seb Vettel and his Ferrari clearly could not hold pace with the Mercedes duo today, but he was still good enough to have third place pretty much sewn up with just a couple of laps to go. While under pressure from Lettuce Grosjean in a remarkably resurgent Lotus, a fight between a four-time world champion and someone nicknamed for a leafy green vegetable was only going to end one way. That is, until the Ferrari's right-rear tire unzipped from outside to in, throwing chunks of rubber and tire carcass high into the now-cloudy skies. The sidewalls remained more or less intact, which allowed the red car to stay on an even keel.. flashback to Friday's second practice, where Nico Rosberg had a right-rear tire failure due to damage. In his case, the car wound up on the wheel rim, meaning he was essentially driving on the floor of the car. This does horrible things to grip levels and sent him careening down the track totally out of control. Luck alone kept Bad Things from happening in that particular instance. Back to Sunday, and Vettel still had the ability to steer, just, but not the ability to race. He fell to 12th, totally out of the points.
*PARTY LIKE IT'S 2013. THEN CHECK YOUR WALLET LIKE IT'S 2015: Taking his place in third was the aforementioned Lettuce Grosjean's Lotus. Two laps later, the likable Frenchman had brought the team their first podium finish since Grosjean finished the 2013 US Grand Prix in second place. Shortly after the team finished celebrating, baliffs moved in on Sunday night and impounded the team's traveling equipment due to an ongoing legal dispute with former driver Charles ToothPic.
*SELECTED QUOTE OF THE RACE:
"We cannot believe just how disinterested we were in covering this race." - the F1U! crew.
Two weeks from now, the Circus reconvenes in the Church of Speed itself: Monza. See you then.
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August 22, 2015
F1 Quals: Belgium 2015
Another day of blue skies and perfect weather at Spa-Francopants... something is obviously wrong with the environment if we can go two days without rain at this track. But how did the good F1 folk do on the track? Let's take a look at the provisional grid for the 2015 Grand Prix of Belgium:
Oh look, there's a Mercedes on pole... that's never happened before! And Lewis Hamilton is driving? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.
Actually, the surprising thing is that Vettel is 9th after completely peeing a good final hot lap down his firesuit's leg at the final chicane. The other Ferrari never made it out of Q2 after having existential car failure. Everything else was basically as we've come to expect.
Except for one thing. The two McLarens have accomplished something never before seen in F1... between them, they've racked up 105 places worth of grid penalties for this race! Basically both cars have completely new power units in them, from transmission to ICE to batteries. As McLaren/Honda has pretty much used their allotment of component changes for the season, they knew this was going to happen no matter what they did. Then came the rule change at Hungary that said that if a car could not serve their grid penalties in one race, they just start last on the grid... previously they had to take time penalties as well. As McLaren was probably going to be starting towards the back anyway, why not take what realistically amounts to a two-spot penalty and change their engine every race from here on out? Give Honda more data to work with for the rest of this season-long test session?
I figure the other teams would have problems aplenty with that, but for now? Go for 100-spot penalties each, boys!
The race is tomorrow morning; I'll do my best to get something up tomorrow night... I'm having brunch with out-of-town family. See ya then!
| Pos. | Driver | Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 |
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| 1 | Lewis Hamilton | Mercedes | 1:48.908 | 1:48.024 | 1:47.197 |
| 2 | Nico Rosberg | Mercedes | 1:48.923 | 1:47.955 | 1:47.655 |
| 3 | Valtteri Bottas | Williams | 1:49.026 | 1:49.044 | 1:48.537 |
| 4 | Lettuce Grosjean | Lotus | 1:49.353 | 1:48.981 | 1:48.561 |
| 5 | Sergio Perez | Force India | 1:49.006 | 1:48.792 | 1:48.599 |
| 6 | Daniel Ricciardo | Red Bull Racing | 1:49.664 | 1:49.042 | 1:48.639 |
| 7 | Felipe Not Nasr Massa | Williams | 1:49.688 | 1:48.806 | 1:48.685 |
| 8 | Pastor Maldonado | Lotus | 1:49.568 | 1:48.956 | 1:48.754 |
| 9 | Sebastian Vettel | Ferrari | 1:49.264 | 1:48.761 | 1:48.825 |
| 10 | Carlos Sainz | Toro Rosso | 1:49.109 | 1:49.065 | 1:49.771 |
| 11 | Nico Hulkenberg | Force India | 1:49.499 | 1:49.121 | |
| 12 | Kid Kvyat | Red Bull Racing | 1:49.469 | 1:49.228 | |
| 13 | Sony Ericsson | Sauber | 1:49.523 | 1:49.586 | |
| 14 | Kimi Räikkönen | Ferrari | 1:49.288 | No Time |
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| 15 | Embryo Verstappen | Toro Rosso | 1:49.831 | No Time |
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| 16 | Felipe Not Massa Nasr | Sauber | 1:49.952 | ||
| 17 | Jenson Button | McLaren | 1:50.978 | ||
| 18 | HWIFernando AlonsoA | McLaren | 1:51.420 | ||
| 19 | Will Stevens | Manor | 1:52.948 | ||
| 20 | Roberto Merhi | Manor | 1:53.099 |
Oh look, there's a Mercedes on pole... that's never happened before! And Lewis Hamilton is driving? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.
Actually, the surprising thing is that Vettel is 9th after completely peeing a good final hot lap down his firesuit's leg at the final chicane. The other Ferrari never made it out of Q2 after having existential car failure. Everything else was basically as we've come to expect.
Except for one thing. The two McLarens have accomplished something never before seen in F1... between them, they've racked up 105 places worth of grid penalties for this race! Basically both cars have completely new power units in them, from transmission to ICE to batteries. As McLaren/Honda has pretty much used their allotment of component changes for the season, they knew this was going to happen no matter what they did. Then came the rule change at Hungary that said that if a car could not serve their grid penalties in one race, they just start last on the grid... previously they had to take time penalties as well. As McLaren was probably going to be starting towards the back anyway, why not take what realistically amounts to a two-spot penalty and change their engine every race from here on out? Give Honda more data to work with for the rest of this season-long test session?
I figure the other teams would have problems aplenty with that, but for now? Go for 100-spot penalties each, boys!
The race is tomorrow morning; I'll do my best to get something up tomorrow night... I'm having brunch with out-of-town family. See ya then!
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August 20, 2015
Wonderduck's Pond: The Livejournal Of Anime Blogs
Before I get into what friend Brickmuppet calls "banality", I will give you all a chance to head for the hills. As a thank you for dropping by, even if you don't want to read about My Life, allow me to post some cheesecakey-like-product in the style of SDB:
The real reason to watch Vividred Operation: Hot Dark Girl Rei and her kickarse scarf... and did I mention that, once upon a time, I did an Episodic Writeup of the show? I did, and you should go back and read them, because they're pretty good. Anyway, onto the banality!
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The real reason to watch Vividred Operation: Hot Dark Girl Rei and her kickarse scarf... and did I mention that, once upon a time, I did an Episodic Writeup of the show? I did, and you should go back and read them, because they're pretty good. Anyway, onto the banality!
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August 18, 2015
Alive, But Only Just...
So, here's a little bit of what's going on in my corner of this big pond we call life!
At work today, I noticed that a spot on my neck down around where it meets the front of my collarbone was feeling a little sore. No biggie, I recently got a new electric shaver (cheaper than blades!) and I've noticed a tendency for my skin to get a little irritated if I'm not careful... and it just so happens I shaved this morning. I have red hair and a rather thin beard, so I can get away with shaving once every two or three days easy, and I was in a hurry this morning, so I musta dug in a bit. Why is this important? Follow with me as I tell the tale, my friends!
After work, I hopped in the DuckMobile and headed to my local laundromat. I'd been putting off doing it for much too long... indeed, far past much too long. Any reasonable being would have done laundry a couple of weeks ago. Unreasonable beings would have done it last week. And then there's me, but at least I was gonna do it today! I pulled in, pulled the two laundry totes from the trunk, winced at the smell of hot dirty laundry (it was roughly 85 and sunny today), and... discovered that I'm old. Holy crap, fifty-plus pounds of less-than-fresh duds were quite uncomfortable to drag, let alone carry. But I did, indeed, get them inside and into washing machines. Two hours and $17 in quarters later, it was finished. I broke the zipper on one of the totes, yayforme, and then I began dragging everything back to the DuckMobile.
Did I mention that it was raining hard enough to make fish say "nah, too wet"? Because it was... and thunder, too! All that sort of good stuff was happening as I got my no-longer-as-dry-as-it-had-been laundry to the car. Of course, I was drenched by the time I closed the trunk and got into the driver's seat... and then it REALLY started to rain. The parking lot of Pond Central had a torrent of water in the gutter, and a helluva lot more was coming down to join it. I had two choices... 1) I could sit in the car until it stopped, which at the time seemed like sometime Thursday; or B) I could make the run with 50lbs of laundry from the car to the entry portal to the staircase leading to Pond Central. I chose B). I chose poorly. Once I was finally under cover, I was completely soaked... and the laundry totes were wet too, making it very important that I got into Pond Central fast. Did you know that hauling 50lbs of laundry up a good flight of stairs is quite the workout? Holy crap. I got inside without blowing an artery, quickly dumped everything out of the laundrybags, and got out of my wet clothes. It was then that I got a good look at my neck.
Holy crap. It may have started out as an irritated spot from my shaver, but it appeared that the collar of my undershirt was working on it all day. Then came the rain, and suddenly a WET collar was working on it. There wasn't any blood, but I'll be darned if I know why not... it looks like someone had taken a cheese grater to my neck! I'm gonna have to wear something loose-fitting tomorrow, that's for darn sure. But for now, I'm going to sit in my comfy chair, have something to eat, watch something mind-numbing, and relax a bit. Hopefully you've enjoyed this insight into the so-called life of Wonderduck, your humble host.
Oh.
At work today, I noticed that a spot on my neck down around where it meets the front of my collarbone was feeling a little sore. No biggie, I recently got a new electric shaver (cheaper than blades!) and I've noticed a tendency for my skin to get a little irritated if I'm not careful... and it just so happens I shaved this morning. I have red hair and a rather thin beard, so I can get away with shaving once every two or three days easy, and I was in a hurry this morning, so I musta dug in a bit. Why is this important? Follow with me as I tell the tale, my friends!
After work, I hopped in the DuckMobile and headed to my local laundromat. I'd been putting off doing it for much too long... indeed, far past much too long. Any reasonable being would have done laundry a couple of weeks ago. Unreasonable beings would have done it last week. And then there's me, but at least I was gonna do it today! I pulled in, pulled the two laundry totes from the trunk, winced at the smell of hot dirty laundry (it was roughly 85 and sunny today), and... discovered that I'm old. Holy crap, fifty-plus pounds of less-than-fresh duds were quite uncomfortable to drag, let alone carry. But I did, indeed, get them inside and into washing machines. Two hours and $17 in quarters later, it was finished. I broke the zipper on one of the totes, yayforme, and then I began dragging everything back to the DuckMobile.
Did I mention that it was raining hard enough to make fish say "nah, too wet"? Because it was... and thunder, too! All that sort of good stuff was happening as I got my no-longer-as-dry-as-it-had-been laundry to the car. Of course, I was drenched by the time I closed the trunk and got into the driver's seat... and then it REALLY started to rain. The parking lot of Pond Central had a torrent of water in the gutter, and a helluva lot more was coming down to join it. I had two choices... 1) I could sit in the car until it stopped, which at the time seemed like sometime Thursday; or B) I could make the run with 50lbs of laundry from the car to the entry portal to the staircase leading to Pond Central. I chose B). I chose poorly. Once I was finally under cover, I was completely soaked... and the laundry totes were wet too, making it very important that I got into Pond Central fast. Did you know that hauling 50lbs of laundry up a good flight of stairs is quite the workout? Holy crap. I got inside without blowing an artery, quickly dumped everything out of the laundrybags, and got out of my wet clothes. It was then that I got a good look at my neck.
Holy crap. It may have started out as an irritated spot from my shaver, but it appeared that the collar of my undershirt was working on it all day. Then came the rain, and suddenly a WET collar was working on it. There wasn't any blood, but I'll be darned if I know why not... it looks like someone had taken a cheese grater to my neck! I'm gonna have to wear something loose-fitting tomorrow, that's for darn sure. But for now, I'm going to sit in my comfy chair, have something to eat, watch something mind-numbing, and relax a bit. Hopefully you've enjoyed this insight into the so-called life of Wonderduck, your humble host.
Oh.
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