1 Oh noes! The ducks have built a Mecha!

2 Whew! No rubber bands on the list; I think I'm safe!

3 I dunno. "Item Donated From Texas" could very well be a firearm. Or a light artillery piece. I wonder what the penetration on pockyshot is?

4 Rubber bands are not weapons, they're power sources!

5 Mmmm, more like Power Storage.

6 There I was nodding along, "mm hmm, mm hmm," then had to double-take to confirm that yes, that's a sixty and not a six on the chopsticks.

And a trilobite. Huh. (Side note: I was fascinated by those when I was a kid.)

I have no idea. I shall await the reveal with due anticipation, however.

7 I wonder if the end result be "cute", "terrifying", or "NSFW".  Or possibly some combination...

8 Tabletop photography studio for anime figures or war-at-sea set for the battle between rubber ducks and shipgirls.

-j

9 This is going to be interesting, I know!!

10 J, because "a trilobite" just screams such things?  :-)

11 (...and I'm picking on you because you're the only person to take a guess.)

12 The trilobite is the guidance system for the mecha.

13 Or maybe the hood ornament.

14 Trilobites are a powerful symbol of Mad Science, suggesting that the other seemingly-ordinary ingredients will be combined in ways that defy the so-called "laws" of physics.

-j

15 Did someone say "Mad Science"?

16 Wasn't there a kit car or some limited-production thing that used a trilobite as the hood ornament?  That rings a bell for some reason.

17 Siergen: "Wasn't there a kit car or some limited-production thing that used a trilobite as the hood ornament?"

You may be thinking of "Evolvo," by pun- and fish-happy artist and favored collaborator of paleontologists Ray Troll.

Page 95 of Rapture of the Deep: The Art of Ray Troll (University of California Press, 2004):
"I pitched the idea of an "Evolvo" concept car to various institutions for many years; finally, in 1999, the Denver Museum of Nature and Science fulfilled my dream when they hosted my exhibit there.  I acted as art director for Chuck Parson, a Denver-based artist, who tricked out the automobile with many of my icons.  There was a talking-head video of me in the back explaining my work; in front, a lifelike sculpture of Charles Darwin sat at the wheel, while a lobe-finned fish (Eusthenopteron) occupied the passenger seat.  The trilobite hood ornament was the sweetest touch.  The current mayor of Denver, restauranteur/raconteur John Hickenlooper, is the proud owner of this art vehicle." 

Hickenlooper is now in his second term as governor.  I have no idea whether he still owns the car eleven or twelve years later, though I suppose that as a Democrat,  accepting evolution is not as much of a political liability as it might be on the other side of the aisle, so maybe he does...

18 No,  not what I was thinking of.   Asi de from that,  however:  I did not know that...what an interesting story!