Medical Question
Anybody out there ever have a hernia repaired? Someone I know has a bad one, and is going to have a surgery scheduled soon. I'd like to know more about the procedure, but not the usual wiki stuff...
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I had an inguinal hernia repaired when I was 12 years old. Back then they didn't use endoscopic surgery, but the incision was pretty small nonetheless (I'd say just 4-5 inches, don't know exactly cause I'm metrical) and the cut was done in one of the natural wrinkles that form between the abdomen and the pubic area (the scar is almost invisble, and that's considering I have no gut). It was an ambulatory surgery, and I was sent to my house that same day (although I had to stay in bed for 3 days and out of school for a week).
It's a pretty simple procedure if the portion of the small intestine that's protruded into the pelvic cavity has suffered no traumatic damage. They just open up, put the small intestine back in its place and stitch the hole in the inguinal cavity that caused the hernia in the first place.
Mine was detected and repaired before there was any severe symptoms visible (just a little bulge, but no darkening or pain) but I understand that even in severe cases, the risk is low and the procedure is simple.
Posted by: Mauro at September 10, 2010 08:11 AM (k6tMR)
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I've had a couple of hernia repair jobs, one on each side. The first one was essentially as Mauro described his, except that the surgeon also placed some mesh in the area for further reinforcement. The second was done laparoscopically; the primary incision was in my navel with a secondary one a couple of inches away along the waist. In both cases, the hospital staff caused me more trauma than the surgery. I was home the day after both times and spent the next few days in bed. I did have to return to work four days after the second procedure, but I wasn't happy about it. It was about two weeks both times before the doctors said I could lift more than 20 pounds, and before I (very carefully) got on my bicycle again. I had a fair amount of mild to moderate pain in the groin after the laparoscopy, about which the surgeon didn't have much to say. It gradually faded over the course of a year.
Posted by: Don at September 10, 2010 04:52 PM (FYZAw)
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I've had an inguinal hernia repaired with mesh, which is far superior to the old-fashioned way. I've also had a belly-button hernia repaired without mesh, and it had to be re-repaired four years later. The (different) doc used mesh the second time, and also did it laparoscopically. You heal up a LOT faster that way (the first two surgeries I had were open.)
One thing to watch out for, which your friend's doctor will not tell him: you may experience numbness in the area the mesh was placed, due to the trauma of the surgery--where I had the inguinal surgery, I had a patch of skin maybe a couple of square inches where the sensory nerves were cut, and couldn't feel anything there except pressure. It took a couple of years for the nerves to completely regrow. By contrast, the laparoscopic surgery had a smaller numb area, and that healed a lot faster.
Posted by: RickC at September 11, 2010 09:15 AM (lbzph)
WMSC Pats Ferrari On Head... Again.
The World MotorSports Council met today to rule on the case of Ferrari and their use of team orders at the Grand Prix of Germany. As you may remember, Felipe Massa was leading that race with his teammate HWMNBN trailing, when a radio call came from the guys on the pitlane: "Okay, (HWMNBN) is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand that message?" Shortly thereafter, Massa did not accelerate coming out of a turn, allowing HWMNBN to blow into the lead and eventually take the victory.
Immediately after the race, the Race Stewards called Ferrari onto the carpet, fined them $100000, and sent the matter up to the WMSC for further sanctions. They had violated Articles 39.1 and 151.c of the Sporting Regulations, which states "team orders which interfere with a race result are prohibited" and "any
fraudulent conduct or any act prejudicial to the interests of any
competition, or to the interests of motorsport generally." Penalties could range from a fine, exclusion from the results of the race, a further race ban, to being booted from the championship, or anything in between in any combination.
The WMSC's ruling in this rather clear-cut case? They confirmed the Stewards' fine and decided not to take any further action in this case. They then went on to say that "The Judging Body has also acknowledged that article 39.1 of the Sporting
Regulations should be reviewed and has decided to refer this question
to the Formula One Sporting Working Group."
In short, not only did Ferrari escape any noteworthy punishment (100 kilobucks is approximately 0.00025th of the Scuderia's annual budget... it's probably less than their team's windshield wiper allowance), but the WMSC may very well change the rule! Now, nobody denies that team orders exist in F1 despite the ban, but teams are usually much more circumspect in their breaking of the rules. Ferrari did their violating with a not-at-all subtle radio message for the entire world to hear, and Massa made sure everybody knew what had happened.
Understand, it's not like I'm surprised by the decision in the least. After all, it's well known that "FIA" stands for "Ferrari International Assistance." I'm just sick and tired of their flagrant rules violations always being winked at... "oh, you naughty scamps. Run along and play now."
What will it take for the team to be actually penalized for an infraction?
Rocket Girls Ep12: A Wrapup
Over three years ago, in the midst of one of my occasional bouts of blog-self-loathing, I mentioned that I had some thoughts about the final episode of the show Rocket Girls. Shortly thereafter, I forgot that I even mentioned it and away it went into the depths of the internet. Flash-forward to last week, when Pete Z won the fourth installment of the "Name This Mystery Ship" contest... which brings with it the winner's choice of a blog post. His selection was for me to write up those thoughts on Rocket Girls ep12.
To be honest, I had no idea what he was talking about. I found the post where I mentioned it the first time, and that jogged no memories. I had no idea what I was referring to! Still, a promise is a promise, so it was off to the show to watch ep12 again, see what sprang to mind.
By the end of it, I knew exactly what I meant. If you remember, JAXA's manned two-seat capsule, the Mangosteen, had made rendezvous with NASA's space shuttle Atlantis in an attempt to rescue a space probe destined for Pluto. The problem was that the probe had reached an orbit too high for either the shuttle or the capsule to reach individually. After an amazing kludge, however, the shuttle gave Mangosteen enough of a boost so it could reach the probe, fix it, and send it on it's way. While unlikely, I could roll with that; it made for good story after all. However, all is not well. Due to a data-entry mixup (ain't that always the way?), it turns out that the Mangosteen won't be able to return to Earth without burning up during re-entry. Some quick thinking on the part of both NASA and JAXA gives our heroines, hot pilot Yukari and mission specialist Akane, one chance: a skip re-entry. This involves the capsule rebounding off the atmosphere a couple of times so as to slow down enough to come through okay. Okay, I can buy that... it's been done before. But there's a snag: there's a whole slew of numbers (Coordinates? Drag coefficients? Shoe sizes?) that are needed so's the capsule can perform the maneuvers correctly. One tiny mixup and poof, they're burned to a crisp... and the crew of the Mangosteen traded away their pens to the NASA astronauts. No problem! Akane is a super-geeeeenius and can memorize any long sequence of numbers you care to throw at her. Okay, I can buy that, too. Re-entry begins. The G-forces build. Akane, frail little flower that she is, passes out leaving hot pilot Yukari to just wing it. Soon enough, the stresses build enough to drop Yukari as well. And this is where I began to get really angry at Rocket Girls.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 08, 2010 08:01 AM (9KseV)
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Well...they, um....had a good safety margin built in.
(Pete does make a very good point regards Zond.)
For my own part I found the last half of the show rather unsatisfying largely because of Akane, who's inclusion in the team was unrealistic and disturbing given her demonstrated frailty.
The Pluto probe was not in any way worth dying for so I disagree that having the girls perish for it would have been a good ending. A greater goal (disarming a nuke in space, deflecting an asteroid perhaps) might have made that acceptable, but for me what would have been a better ending would have been if Akane, who in spite of her frailty had been training quite vigorously and had demonstrated considerable determination, had actually held it together long enough to do the calculation.
In any event the show is an adaptation of the light novels (which continue on into space at least as far as the moon,) so there are limited liberties that could have been taken.
On balance, despite the problems you point out as well as others, I still like the show. As I said in my review:
We live in an age when technology is often portrayed as an implacable
enemy of nature and humanity, when our young adults are coddled and
infantalized as "mere children" into their late 20s and where great
deeds, idealism and aspiration are looked upon with a mixture of
contempt and amusement. With science and rationality portrayed as a
gateway to success, young adults who ARE adults, even in the most
terrifying circumstances, people of vision overcoming all manner of
obstacles to achieve their dreams, and a future where the sky itself is
no limit, Rocket Girls is a dynamic and enjoyable rejection of those contemptible pathologies.
...and Matsuri is hot.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at September 08, 2010 11:38 AM (EJaOX)
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Yes, I'm familiar (to a degree) with the Zond program, and I'm aware that some of them used the skip method of reentry. Maybe I didn't make myself clear: I didn't have a problem with the skip reentry in the least. What I had a problem with was that hot pilot Yukari had to wing it once Akane went to sleep... and still got it right, despite being about to pass out herself.
THAT's where Rocket Girls pissed me off.
Muppet, I don't disagree that the Pluto probe wasn't worth dying for... but they went ahead and did it anyway. Everybody fouled up, from the very decision to do it to the bungled simulations of the reentry numbers, to trusting Akane to stay awake under G-forces that she'd shown that she couldn't stand. Quite honestly, Mangosteen deserved to burn after that series of snafus.
And should have, just to show how dangerous space flight is: one mistake and pfft. It makes the successes just that more impressive.
I know about the light novels, and I don't care. It wouldn't be the first time, nor the last, that an anime diverges from the source material.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 08, 2010 06:11 PM (blg68)
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The scriptwriters could have lessened the impact of the pooch-screw by giving Mangosteen an autopilot, and having Akane's super-smart re-entry course programmed into it. It would still be a deus ex machina sort of ending, but nowhere near as bad as what they went with. Another alternative would be to have Akane in Mission Control (where she damn well belongs if she can't hack high g forces), sending her calculations to Yukari via radio. They could have played it up like the scene in Apollo XIII when the flight controllers were double-checking Lovell's arithmetic. (Or they could have used the Super Evil Alternative--have the girls miraculously survive the reentry, only to have Mangosteen's landing parachutes fail to deploy, turning the splashdown into a splatdown.)
OTOH, I think there's a big problem with the first step in this whole process. I can't see what "amazing kludge" could
have gotten Mangosteen into the higher orbit without either leaving Atlantis stranded in orbit or doomed to
break up in a over-stressed reentry. Did they do an on-orbit fuel transfer? The only
significant fuel source I know of in this situation would be Atlantis's
Orbital Maneuvering System, which IIRC uses nasty corrosive and/or
poisonous propellants--not something that responds well to kludges.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at September 08, 2010 06:34 PM (c62wM)
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Peter, the kludge was simple: they tied the Mangosteen down in the shuttle bay on a pillow, then sped up. When they reached a certain velocity, two astronauts who had been holding the capsule in place by hand with luggage straps let go, giving the capsule an extra boost.
Yeah, it's as dumb as it sounds.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 08, 2010 07:03 PM (blg68)
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That sequence was way worse than conservative heat shield modelling. The whole Orpheus story was garbage, honestly. But hey, still better than Planetes -- by a little bit. Also, I like Akane.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 08, 2010 07:51 PM (9KseV)
They had...a Mangosteen-sized pillow..in the cargo bay...(facepalm)
If I were watching that scene, I'd have ripped the DVD out of the player and thrown it across the room with a curse. Here I was wondering about on-orbit fuel transfers and trajectories, and the scriptwriters decided to go with a frickin' pillow. That IMHO kills any pretense of realism for this episode, long before the pretty-magical-girl reentry.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at September 08, 2010 08:51 PM (c62wM)
They had...a Mangosteen-sized pillow..in the cargo bay...(facepalm)
I lost my copy when the trailer was destroyed, but IIRC the 'pillow' was sized for the shuttle cargo bay for some other purpose related to the Pluto probe.
That sequence was way worse than conservative heat shield modelling. The whole Orpheus story was garbage, honestly.
Yeah, I was actually being snarky about the overbuilt shield.
Compared to the superb climax that was the halfway point it really was a disappointing way to end the series. It might have been forgivable as mid-season filler, but it was pretty dumb. (Of course what REALLY happened during reentry was that people from NASA who, you remember had the skip reentry data, were manning the computers and tracking the capsule, got someone who spoke Japanese to radio the Mangosteen at the crucial moment and say"NOW!!" )
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at September 09, 2010 10:27 AM (EJaOX)
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Which is a nice idea, Muppet, but they clearly stated that during reentry all comms with the capsule are lost (which is realistic). So no NASA-Japanese speaker.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 09, 2010 03:34 PM (OS+Cr)
F1 on SPEED!: Italy 2010
There once was a time when F1 was about going fast at the expense of everything else. Driver safety was an afterthought, if it rated a thought at all. You had eggshells on wheels with big engines and small tires and no wings. It was a time when if a season completed without a driver death, it was considered a miracle. It was a time when the tires were skinny and the drivers weren't. It was the time of Ascari and Clark, Fangio and Rindt, Stewart and McLaren, Hill and Bandini, Surtees and von Trips. It was a time when the drivers were truly men. It was the time that the sport was truly king.
And Monza was its Holy Church. There was once a time at Monza when a driver would simply stomp on the gas pedal and not lift off until the car broke or the race ended. Today... well, not much has changed, actually. A modern F1 car is on full throttle for nearly 80% of the lap, a truly punishing endurance test for an engine when you consider that we're talking nearly 90 minutes at 18000rpm. They'll reach 210mph at the end of the front straight, just before braking for the Variante del Rettifilo.
At Monza, terms like "downforce" and "drag" are dirty words. Cars run with the bare minimum amount of wing possible; if their use wasn't mandated by the FIA, the teams would probably go without. In fact, the use of the rear wing is so minimal here that many of those teams that run an "F-Duct" system are likely to find the feature useless around this track.
SPEED will bring us its usual sterling coverage beginning from 7am to 840am on Friday, with the day's 2nd Practice session. Saturday, from 7am to 830am, we'll see the usual Quals session. And Sunday brings us the 2010 Grand Prix of Italy LIVE from 630am to 9am, with a replay from 12noon to 230pm.
If I had to bet on the race, which fortunately I don't, I'd probably lean towards McLaren. Like Spa, this is not a track that favors the Red Bull chassis (and their remarkable action around turns), and I feel like Ferrari is just smoke and mirrors for some reason. But that's why they actually run the races, isn't it? See you then!
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It's truly a great place to watch a race too. The food & weather plus the grounds all make you welcome. The tifosi are amazing in their fanaticism & very loud too. One of the jewels of F!.
Posted by: Tony von Krag at September 07, 2010 08:01 AM (VGXAE)
Labor Day 2010 Thanks to the good folks at Firestone on Alpine for working on Labor Day. The Duckmobile really needed those two new tires, and the alignment job, and the nearly half-inch of total toe adjustment. It's nice to have a car that isn't fighting me for directional control again, and isn't making odd squealing noises, and has a modicum of traction in the wet!
The Never-Ending Reinstall
It's been a while since I last did a re-install of Windows, and I was noticing some slowdown in the Chiyo-chan for whatever reason; it wasn't from any virus or spyware that I could detect. I suspect it might have been because of the whole problem with the external hard drive a month or two ago. Whatever, it's not like I had anything to do tonight, and with a NASCAR race on, I could watch that while I reinstalled Windows. Pure genius! I'd be done before the race was over!
Yeah, not so much. The race lasted four hours. By the time Tony Stewart won, I was still downloading updates... the last two times I did this sort of thing, it only took three hours total to have everything done. As I post this, I've still got a few apps to install, and it's almost seven hours later. Ugh.
We'll return to regular blogginationing on Monday.
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Monty comes 9th, and... no race quotes again. What's up with that?! In Formula 1 it wasn't optional, but here he always does this stuff: only communicating when he thinks he's high enough. Last year it included top-10 finishes thought, but I guess not anymore? How soon is he going to skip out from the 3rd place press-conference?
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 06, 2010 08:38 AM (9KseV)
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I really need to re-install my Windows box too. I've bought a set of new drives for it so I can run RAID-5 and I have a free copy of Windows 7 from my friends at Microsoft, so all I need is a rainy long weekend and my Card Captor Sakura DVDs... And, realistically, Urusei Yatsura and Ranma and the entire Precure metaverse.
There's a reason I tend to just go out and buy a new computer every couple of years. Linux boxes are just an rsync away, but Windows is forever.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 07, 2010 07:25 AM (PiXy!)
Name This Mystery Ship IV
While I am working on the post that Siergen won for identifying the HMS Unicorn last time around... he selected a topic I know next to nothing about... here's another possibility for someone to win their very own post on a topic of their choosing! Name this ship:
Winner gets a post on a topic of their own choosing... hopefully not one as difficult as Siergen's, but pretty much anything is free game!
I'm hoping this one is difficult... if it's not, you guys are even more obsessive than I am!
UPDATE: Okay, maybe it was still "easy." Only took about four hours for Pete Z to come up with the Wakamiya, a seaplane carrier of the IJN.
She's best known as the ship that launched the world's first naval-launched air raids (against German targets in Tsingtao) on September 5th, 1914... 96 years ago today. In a way, this humble 8000 ton vessel with its four seaplanes and canvas-and-metal hangars is the direct predecessor of today's 104000 ton, 85 plane Nimitz-class carriers.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 04, 2010 09:56 PM (9KseV)
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My guess may have been derived from the same set of blueprints (it was laid down a few years after this ship), but yours looks like an exact match, while mine had several differences.
Posted by: Siergen at September 04, 2010 10:36 PM (WLKpA)
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 05, 2010 12:29 AM (blg68)
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My guess derives from typing "seaplane carrier" into Google and then looking at pictures. It only took 10 minutes, but only after I wasted hours trying to match hull design to various IDs and even AKs. I thought it was one of the conversions, I forgot what they were called.
Please post the wrap-up of Rocket Girls that you teased a bit over 3 years ago (thought about asking Oh Edo Rocket, but I doubt you watched that).
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 05, 2010 08:35 AM (9KseV)
Extraction #2 Successful Well, the bad tooth has been removed, and this one was a different experience altogether. The nitrous didn't make me feel sick to my stomach this time, which was a pleasant bonus. The tooth didn't come out quite as readily as the last one, which wasn't nice. Turns out that it had two roots, where the first one (the mirror image tooth of today's) only had one... and one of the roots off broke when the Doc did the deed. No fault on him, he's very good. Heck, my dentist sends his children to him for oral surgery. Eat where the truck drivers eat, go to the oral surgeon your dentist uses.
And hey, he's got this print hanging in the extraction room:
"In Gallant Company" by Robert Taylor
...which is nice. I don't think he was too impressed by my fascination with the Battle of Midway last time, but how many of his patients know the difference between the F4F-3, the F4F-4, and the FM-2?
Oh, and his assistants expressed an interest in visiting the site too... Hi, Ladies! The other tooth extraction post with that picture you wanted to see is right here. Thanks for visiting... and for helping make the extraction go easily!
Dissecting The Austin F1 Circuit Map
There comes a time in every person's life when one of their core beliefs is shaken to its very core, and they must reassess everything they thought prior to that time in response. My friends, one of those times has come to me, for reader David has pointed me in the direction of a press release from the promoter of the new US Grand Prix in Austin, Texas. This press release contains a proposed circuit map as designed by Hermann Tilke. As readers of my F1 posts are aware, I am not fond of Hermann Tilke as a track designer. Only his design for the Istanbul Otodrom is any good as far as I'm concerned, with his other layouts ranking "meh" at best. Here's the overhead map for the Austin track: I have to admit, publicly and with no shame whatsoever, that I actually like this. There seem to be a number of homages to other tracks here, like Tilke sat down and borrowed some of the best features of them. For example, I see Suzuka's famed "S Curves" or Silverstone's Maggots-Becketts-Chapel complex in the Turns 3-4-5 on the map, Montreal's Hairpin at Turn 11, Turkey's Quad-8 at Turn 16-18, and Abu Dhabi's massive back straight is echoed by the 3/4th of a mile long back straight here.
All of which is nice, to be sure, but it gets better... oh yes, yes it does... when you look at the elevation map. Seems this time, Tilke's gotten to play with something other than a featureless plain.
If it's right, it makes the T15-T18 complex a lot less interesting. Seems like the road bed is wide enough so that the expected line through there is a smooth curve. It doesn't have the challenging aspect of "Quad 8" (I believe it was called).
The problem is that it's too small. If those exact same turns were further apart, then it would be much more challenging.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 02, 2010 02:03 PM (+rSRq)
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I wonder about that, Steven. I suspect that what we'll really have is a "turn" that will have a changing radius depending on which apex you happen to be looking at. That's what the Turkish Quad-8 does, and I can't imagine them NOT copying that feature.
I'll note that the elevation map seems to show three distinct "kinks" in the turn, which is why I think what I do. I also note that the Austin-8 (hey, I think I've got something there!) appears to be going uphill, too. That's gotta make it more difficult, too.
I'm pretty sure that Turn 1 will be pushed as the signature turn for Austin, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Austin-8 will wind up with the accolades in the end...
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 02, 2010 07:06 PM (blg68)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 02, 2010 09:54 PM (+rSRq)
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F1 returns to the USA in 2012. No exact date yet, but it's a sure thing that it'll be either the weekend before, or the weekend after, the Canadian GP; figure sometime in June or July.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 02, 2010 10:01 PM (blg68)
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I was thinking, 21 GPs in 2012? 19 this year, adding India in 2011 and US in 2012, that would be madness! But it looks like right now China, Istanbul and Japan have been dropped for 2012. Not that surprised based on turn out for the first two. But no Japanese GP? Seems odd. But no Japanese teams so...
Posted by: Buttons at September 17, 2010 12:42 AM (NOsNG)
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Buttons, Darth Bernie says that 20 races is the maximum he thinks the calendar can carry. The three races you mentioned aren't contracted past the 2011 year. There's currently 18 tracks that'll be run for 2012, with the possibility of Moscow joining for #19. Bring back Japan for #20.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 17, 2010 07:04 AM (blg68)
Well, Sure, Why Not?
There are two things that I know that most of my readers will like: ukulele music or hawt anime chix0rz. "But Wonderduck," I hear you cry, "why ukuleles?" Why, indeed? Well, sez I, it's my blog and this is what I want to post tonight.
Kaiser Chiefs and the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain "Ruby"
And if that wasn't enough? Hawt anime chix0r: -Amagami SS, ep08 Don't say I never gave you nuthin'.
UPDATE: Because I realized that this band is horribly unrepresented here at The Pond, allow me to introduce you to a group that you've never heard of. Lady and Gentlemen, for your listening entertainment, Moxy Fruvous:
On that last one, what is the real song they're using? They wrote their own lyrics, but the song itself is familiar and it's driving me nuts.
A capella groups, when they're good, are really a pleasure. These guys are quite enjoyable. They remind me of Rockapella.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 01, 2010 03:04 PM (+rSRq)
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Steven, as far as I know the guys in Moxy write their own stuff. If they lifted the melody of KoS from someplace, I don't know about it.
Moxy is a strange little band. They aren't an acapella group at all, though they do fantastic acapella (their cover of the Bee Gee's Gotta Get A Message To You is simply amazing); they're not a rock band, though they can rock with the best of them (Splatter Splatter, for example); if anything I'd call them a folk group, but that's hardly broad enough for their repertoire.
Unfortunately, I never got to see them live. The Librarian introduced me to Moxy just as they were releasing their last album and breaking up. Fortunately, I discovered a whole raft of band-approved live concert recordings that were put up at the Internet Archive. Those got me through the Ga-Rei Zero series of posts...
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 01, 2010 05:53 PM (blg68)
Oh No, Not Again As you may remember, a couple weeks back I had a tooth pulled. I'm pleased to report that it has healed very well, and other than a bit of soreness for the first couple of days the extraction site has troubled me not at all.
A week ago, I woke up with an intense pain in my mouth... on the side of my jaw opposite the extracted tooth. A visit to the dentist and a X-ray later, a massive cavity was discovered. Turns out this one went in from between two teeth, which explains why it didn't bother me until it hurt like the dickens. Dr Tooth gave me two options: a $4000 root canal that didn't have the greatest chances of succeeding, or another extraction.
I get the tooth out on Friday. Sunuvabeechmartin.
At least it doesn't hurt all the time. Just when, y'know, something hot or cold hits it. I should be able to make it that long.
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These prices are pure robbery. I had extraction and implant done in $3500 (including site preparation with a bone graft, cost of making the implant itself, and all the work).
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at August 31, 2010 01:48 AM (9KseV)
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I love a grinning duck
I know what ya mean. I gotta go to the dentist next week to get two fillings fixed. Ugh.
Posted by: Digicolleen at August 31, 2010 07:56 PM (y3twI)
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Heck, Colleen, I'm pretty sure you gave Dentalduck to me!
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 31, 2010 08:23 PM (blg68)
F1 Update!: Belgium 2010
If there's one thing you can expect at Spa, it's that the weather is unpredictable. Would the circuit in the Ardennes give us another wet race, or would the unpredictability throw up a dry circuit? THIS is your F1U! for the 2010 Grand Prix of Belgium!
*PREDICTABLE, REALLY: When the cars pulled up to the grid, the latest weather forecast was that it was going to rain, but not for ten to fifteen minutes. Knowing that, all the heavy hitters took to the track on the soft slicks, ready to run hard and fast. A lousy start by polesitter Mark Webber let the McLarens of Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button and the Renault of Robert Kubica blow by him, with Felipe Massa's Ferrari sitting right on his diffuser. Still, it looked like the first lap would be normal, if a little confused... until it began to rain on the downhill section of the circuit. Even with that, everybody seemed to be able to drive their vehicles through the spitting weather... until they reached the final chicane. Hamilton just couldn't get himself whoa'd up and blew the turn, which should have left the door open for Button, Kubica et al to go by. Except nobody could make the turn, and it wasn't just the first five, either. It looked like the entire field blew the chicane... except for HWMNBN, who actually seemed to get his car turned into it. Then Rubens Barrichello's Williams plowed directly into the right-rear tire of the Ferrari. Rubens, front suspension turned into splinters and shards, retired on the spot. Surprisingly, HWMNBN was totally undamaged other than a flat tire and drove directly into the pit lane for a set of Intermediate tires. As the leaders came around to finish Lap 2, the carcass of the Williams had not yet been cleared so a safety car was called.
*TOTALLY PREDICTABLE: While three or four other cars dove into the pits to switch to Inters, the leaders stayed out on their slicks. The safety car went in after one lap, and we here at F1U! braced ourselves for the inevitable pileup in La Source when the slick tires skated on the wet track. Except it never happened. The rain had totally stopped, and the track, while not exactly dry, wasn't treacherous anymore. HWMNBN ripped his Inters to shreds in a couple of laps and had to stop again, dropping to the back of the field. Such a shame. A few laps later, Vettel wrecked Jenson Button and earned himself a drive-through penalty for doing so (see the Mooooooo-oooove Of The Race, below).
*PREDICTABLE, REALLY: It stayed dry until Lap 34, when it began to drizzle again. Of course, this happened seconds after Race Control sent a message to the teams saying that rain was expected in 10 minutes. Typical, really. The leaders stayed out on their slicks, hoping to get just one more lap in before it became too damp... and Lewis Hamilton, leading by nearly 15 seconds, missed a turn and went into a gravel trap. He managed to keep from getting stuck, but everybody took the hint and pitted. Somehow, HWMNBN managed to spin off track despite his full wet tires, broke his suspension and came to a stop right on the racing line. Another safety car came out, but nothing would keep Lewis Hamilton from winning the race a few laps later, bringing another exciting race at Spa-Francorchamps to an end.
*DRIVER OF THE RACE: Slappy Schumacher loves Spa. He's won the race six times, had a seventh victory taken away from him, and has proven that he knows the place like the back of his hand. He proved it again today, dragging himself up from the depths of the grid from 21st to end up 7th. It pains us to say this, but his performance today really deserves to be given the Driver of the Race award. Ow.
*TEAM OF THE RACE: Trying to cleanse our palate, we're going to give this one to Force India. Adrian Sutil finished fifth after a beautiful drive. His teammate Vitantonio Liuzzi claimed 11th place, but was promoted to 10th after Toro Rosso's NKOTT was hit with a 20-second time penalty for cutting the chicane while defending against Liuzzi. Last year, of course, FI got their first podium here at Spa, and while this finish wasn't quite as good, it was still an encouraging result for this "bubbling under" team.
*MOVE OF THE RACE: We're breaking with tradition a little here today, in that we're not giving the MotR to a pass, but an avoidance! On Lap 40 with the rain coming down, Jarno Trulli lost control of his Lotus at Pouhon, perhaps the highest-speed turn on the track, with five or six others bearing down on him. Trulli's car continued to rotate down the track, but yet Vitantonio Liuzzi and Heikki Kovaleinninninnie managed to avoid him without losing control themselves, despite the wet conditions and the high closing speed! Thus was disaster avoided, but only because of quick reflexes and high skill. Nice job, guys!
*MOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOVE OF THE RACE: When the best drivers in the world race like cows, they earn themselves the Moooooo-ooove of the Race. It's hard to argue that Seb Vettel isn't one of the best drivers in F1, but boy does he do stupid stuff sometimes. Today, he was closing in on Jenson Button as they approached the final chicane. Close behind on wet pavement, he moved inside then decided to dodge to the outside with a quick flick of the wheel. Predictably, his Red Bull's tires couldn't handle the traction demands and voomph! Away he went: Of course, you can't drive in F1 without having near-superhuman reflexes so he was already correcting his slide even as it was beginning. And then the tires got grip again. Even though he was correcting the fishtail caused by his first correction, he couldn't gather it up a second time and was surely destined for the grass... except for one little thing. Button's McLaren was in the way. Vettel's nose speared right into Button's left sidepod, shattering the radiator, ending his race and perhaps his championship hopes. Vettel drove right into the pits, got a new nose and continued on. For his overenthusiastic passing attempt (again), we present Seb Vettel with this Moooooo. Blech.
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So Petrov went from 24 to 9 and Schu from 21 to 7... Does that make them about equal?
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at August 29, 2010 10:00 PM (9KseV)
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Other than Slappy having two outstanding duels with his teammate and Petrov barely being on the same track as his, I'd say yes. But throw in the fact that both Mercedes passed Petrov (after a round of pitstops) and he did nothing about it, I'm saying no.
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 29, 2010 11:24 PM (blg68)
If they actually make this work and get a race there in the spring of 2012, I'm going to scraping the bottom of the piggy bank for the trip. Austin is a lot easier than Montreal.
Posted by: David at September 01, 2010 11:52 AM (oyblT)
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I will neither confirm nor deny your working theory, Steven, but I do want to point out that the US Navy did use "dazzle" paint on their CVs... for example, the Essex-class Hornet.
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 28, 2010 09:17 PM (ODvBe)
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...and I see you found that out on your own as I was typing. Heh.
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 28, 2010 09:18 PM (ODvBe)
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When I was in Air Force intel school, they gave us a mnemonic for a method of IDing ships. Similar to the WEFT method for aircraft recognition (wings-engine-fuselage-tail), it gave you the main features to look for and compare when trying to ID the target.
I'm pretty sure that the ship mnemonic was MAST. However, I'm damned if I can remember what all the letters stood for... Main hull-Armament-Superstructure and T____? I haven't been able to find the MAST method on the internet either.
Like Steven, I first checked the escort carriers, but that overhang at the stern and the size/shape of the island didn't match. I then checked the US light carriers; these looked similar in overall size, but again the shape of the stern was wrong.
Then I checked the aircraft on the aft flight deck. Those sure looked like roundels on the wings, and the US Navy started painting the bottoms of their carrier planes dark blue fairly soon after Midway, as I recall. That led me to the Brits.
Posted by: Siergen at August 29, 2010 01:26 AM (WLKpA)
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Damn Siergen beat me to it, I recognised HMS Unicorn straight away. She was built as a maintenance carrier but ended up being the inspiration for the colossus and majestic class light carriers, some of which were still in use in the 90's
Posted by: Andy Janes at August 29, 2010 02:50 PM (vdxg1)
F1 Quals: Belgium 2010
The best thing about Spa is that you can never really be comfortable with your car's setup, simply because you never know exactly what the weather is going to do. But did it play hob with today's qualifying? Here's the provisional grid:
As the Legendary Announce Team went to their first commercial break just before Q1 started, they said that there was no chance of rain for the session. When they came back, we were treated to a sight not often seen in Q1: practically the entire pit lane jammed with cars lined up, waiting for the track to go green. A radio transmission from Renaut explained it all: "Rain in 10 minutes." Since there'd be no chance to go fast once the rain began, everybody was trying to get on track and turn a hot lap on the soft tires. Once the light at the end of the pit lane turned green, everybody acted as if it was race day. Nose to tail driving, passing, the works, all to get a clear smidgen of track so to get that best time... but all that effort went to naught when Renault's Vitaly Petrov discovered that the curbs were still wet from the morning's rain. He wound up pronging his car at Turn 14, one of the few places where an immobile vehicle can't easily be extracted, as everybody was on their out-lap. A red flag was thrown, sending everybody back into the pits. Again we had the traffic jam when we came back from commercial, this time with only a couple of minutes before the rain was schedule to arrive, and again we had a swarm of cars on track hoping to get a fast lap in. It was not to be however, as it began to rain.
One of the odd quirks of Spa-Francorchamps is that it's a very long track. At just over four miles in length, it's quite possible for it to be dry in the pit lane, but pouring somewhere else. In this case, the second sector of the circuit, or roughly from Les Combes to Fagnes, was soaking wet while the rest of the layout was more-or-less dry. Wisely, everybody went to rain tires for the remainder of Q1 but not before Lucas di Grassi, Jarno Trulli and others caused a schmozzle that nearly collected Slappy Schumacher. Slappy did a great job threading his Mercedes through a rather narrow gap between pirouetting cars.
In the end, however, the usual suspects ended up on top. Red Bull got their 12th pole in thirteen races, McLaren was 2nd. The big surprise was the demise of Ferrari, seemingly resurgent in the past few contests. HWMNBN ended up in 10th, while his teammate Felipe Massa, a notoriously bad driver in the wet, outqualified him in 6th. Either the Red team is set up for a dry race on Sunday, or they just stunk up the joint.
A congrats has to go out to Virgin and Lotus, both of whom managed to get a car through to Q2. Sure the weather played a part, but it still counts. Spare a moment for Mercedes. Not only did neither of their cars make it to Q3, but both drivers are taking grid-spot penalties: Slappy a 10-spot for his attempted murder of Rubens Barrichello a month ago and a 5-spotter for Nico Rosberg, as he had to change his gearbox. Ross Brawn has probably designated Belgium as a "test race" now.
The Grand Prix is Sunday morning... we'll see you afterwards with F1U!
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That was one of the more entertaining qualifying sessions. Wonder if there is any way HWMNBM can claim rightful ownership of the 6th spot in the starting lineup?
Posted by: Mallory at August 28, 2010 03:16 PM (WJ2qy)
F1 Practice: Belgium 2010
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... SPA! It's a lovely thing to have F1 back after a month layoff, and what better way to come back than to race at the best road course in the world? But with the wonderful track comes not so wonderful weather, and today's practice sessions proved to be no exception to the general rule. Yes, it rained... a lot, particularly in the first session. In the second practice session, it rained for about the first 15 minutes or so. The track then slowly began to dry, so that by the last 20 minutes or so everybody was using their slick tires. Then came the strangest message I've ever seen from Race Control: "Red Flag Conditions: Spectators in potentially dangerous area."
It appears that some fans may have been spotted inside the fences somewhere around the circuit, so the little-seen Race Control Car came out on track to make a couple of leisurely laps, just to make sure there wasn't anybody traipsing around the asphalt. While there's a red flag, all action stops but the session clock keeps running. When the track was finally "cleared", there were only three minutes left. Mark Webber's radio communication said it all: "We've been waiting all day for some dry laps. Now that we've got it, they stop us..."
Eventually HWMNBN turned the fastest lap of the session, kicking Adrian Sutil and his Force India off the top spot for practically the first time all session. Could we see another Force India on pole tomorrow? Let's just hope so!
Other than that, though, the session was a little dull. While I did watch the whole thing, it was more for the novelty of seeing F1 again than for the action. Tomorrow though, the action is for real with qualifying... and it's predicted to be raining. See you then!
Pocky Ninjas! Flushed with the excitement of a successful hunt, the Pocky Ninjas pose with their latest victory. Many had fallen to their stealthy ways, and many more would fall in the future, but this one was their greatest conquest.
To be sure, the Pocky Ninjas always believed their most recent triumph to be their greatest, for they had great respect for their prey. They were aware that there were those that thought their views to be anachronistic in these modern days. Many rivals scoffed at them behind their backs they knew, but they paid the nattering no mind: none save the infamous Yam-Yam Pirates could boast a string of victories nearly as long as theirs, and the Pirates still had quite a ways to go before they could be considered "equals."
If you wonder, late at night, where all your tasty cream-covered biscuit sticks have gone to, it's a sure bet that the Pocky Ninjas have paid you a visit. You will never notice until it's too late, and there's nothing you can do to stop them.
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This explains why the import market near my home is so often out of Pocky. They have the cardboard display rack, but there are no boxes of Pocky-goodness in it...
Posted by: Siergen at August 26, 2010 11:02 PM (WLKpA)
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I can't figure out what the blue one is doing. Looting the corpse?
Posted by: Wonderduck at August 27, 2010 06:31 PM (ODvBe)
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For some reason, we have pocky all over the place in Wichita. I OD'd on it, and then never had the urge to ingest more. I did find a variant with a sort of creme filling that I liked.
What I cannot seem to find here, are any more of the ducks with flashing LEDs.
Posted by: dkAllen at August 30, 2010 08:20 AM (1PFDl)
USS Shaw
Like the USS Hammann, there was nothing particular special about the USS Shaw (DD-373). Just one destroyer in a fleet with dozens similar to her, really.
Laid down in 1934 as the tenth of the Mahan-class of destroyers, she weighed in around 1500 tons. Armed with five 5"/38 guns and a whopping 12 torpedo tubes, there was no question that she was quite able to fight other ships her size, and with a top speed of 35kts she could outrun many of the ships she couldn't stand toe-to-toe with. None of these numbers, however, made her different than any other destroyer in the US Navy. She joined the Pacific fleet in 1940 after her shakedown cruise, training and overhaul. In November of 1941, she found herself at Pearl Harbor, in a floating drydock for the sort of repairs that any ship needs after a while.
It wasn't until December 7th, 1941 that she became famous, thanks to one picture. The Shaw, hit by three bombs probably meant for the USS Nevada,
was set ablaze. While the crew attempted to extinguish the fires, it
was quickly realized that the attempt was doomed to failure and abandon
ship was called at 0925. Five minutes later, her forward magazines exploded.
After seeing this photograph, one could be excused for thinking that the Shaw was destroyed, in much the same way as the USS Arizona. Indeed, for some 30 years I just assumed that was the case. In fact, it wasn't.
The explosion severed the Shaw's bow completely and to be honest, fairly neatly... at least as far as that sort of thing goes. It also sank the floating drydock she was in (YFD-2, in case you were wondering), which went a long way towards extinguishing her fires.
If you'll direct your attention towards the top of this picture, you'll see just how dramatically she was truncated... as if an axe amputated everything forward of her bridge structure. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you'll see the Cassin and the Downes just forward of the battleship Pennsylvania. In fact, the sole Pearl Harbor survivor I've met served on the Downes. But I digress.
Someone had the bright idea that the Shaw, bifurcated though she was, could be repaired. Refloated, fitted with a wooden bow and fixed up enough to be able to sail on her own, she steamed off to San Francisco. There, she was "placed under the anchor" and refit with a replacement bow.
By the end of August, 1942, 68 years ago, the USS Shaw returned to Pearl Harbor, a ship whole again. She served through the rest of the war in the Pacific, making her presence felt at Guadalcanal, Cape Gloucester, Saipan, and Luzon. She was decommissioned on October 2nd, 1945 and stricken from the Navy List two days later. She was scrapped in 1946, ending what could only be called an eventful life.
USS Shaw, 1945
Again, congrats to flatdarkmars for being the first to guess the Shaw's identity. Per his request, there will be another mystery coming soon!
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At that point in the war, they were willing to jump through hoops to save any hull that could be saved, just because they were desperately short.
A ship damaged that badly in 1944 they would have written off in an instant. But by that point brand new destroyers were pouring off the blocks in the US at a rate of dozens per month.
The US probably also still had the drydock capacity to do the installation and repairs at that time. In 1944, US drydocks would have been crowded to capacity both with American and Allied ships needing overhaul and repairs.
Of course, we are talking about a US that in 1941, before it entered the war, laid down 85 destroyers, taking an average of 6 months to complete each one (And depending on which yard you are talking about, a destroyer would be completed in 4 months.). That is slightly under half the destroyers built by Japan between 1921 and 1945.
What really mystifies me is why Cassin and Downes had their machinery reused in new hulls. I can understand reusing the reduction gears, but the rest of the engineering plant would not have been identical to what the likely hulls would have been designed for.
C.T.
Posted by: cxt217 at August 25, 2010 10:57 AM (f834w)
Name This Mystery Ship II
Once again, no clues or hints. Leave your guess in the comments. The first to give the correct answer will win a post on a topic of your choice!
And, for the record, I won't write about religion, politics or pr0n (though anime ecchi is okay). Anything else is free game!
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>"I know it's got to happen, but it's always sad to see pictures of great old fighting ships being prepared for salvage."
Very true, although in this particular picture she's actually preparing for re-construction after being grievously wounded at Pearl.
It took me a while to get this one; I couldn't figure out what *type* of ship it was supposed to be, but I kept thinking it looks sort of like a destroyer but with a strange, crude bow and no forward superstructure. It took me a while to convince myself that the simplest explanation was actually the correct one. Based on the shape of the funnels, I started looking for records of Mahan-class destroyers that had been severely damaged (at first I was thinking rammed or torpedoed), and that's how I came across the Shaw. In hindsight, I remember having read about the Shaw's destruction, but had not realized the extent of the efforts made to salvage her. So I enjoyed this challenge because I learned something new in the process of figuring out the answer.
Posted by: flatdarkmars at August 24, 2010 10:37 AM (zxqxC)
Strike Witches 2 Loves Me
I just finished watching ep07 of Strike Witches 2, and while that particular episode was extraordinarily silly, it was the preview for ep08 that made me sit up and take notice. Certainly this was nice: I mean, who doesn't like a good Mitsubishi Navy Type 0 fighter once in a while, right? Probably an A6M2, considering the year the show is set in.
But that wasn't what made me drool in anticipation. No, this one quick shot was what did it: We already knew the Yamato was going to be showing up, so no surprise there. No, it's the other two ships in this screencap that got me excited. I am tentatively identifying them as the Zuiho on the left and the Shoho on the right. Note the lack of islands on the flight-decks, which do not appear to stretch the full length of the hull. While that alone doesn't preclude them from being one of the IJN's escort carriers (like the Unyo or Taiyo), which also have those same traits, you'll note on the lefthand carrier there is a wire mesh-like object extending out from the starboard side. There's a similar object on the other carrier as well, though it's mostly hidden behind the Yamato. That's actually the ship's radio masts, which could be cranked down for flight operations. I don't think the escort carriers needed such a system. The true giveaway, though is that both ships look like they have "wings" off the stern end of their flight decks. That was a feature that allowed pilots to check their positioning out of the corners of their eye as they landed, and the Japanese CVEs didn't have those, but the Zuiho and Shoho did. We'll just need to wait for ep08 to be released to be sure... but I feel pretty confident.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what it's like being a Pacific War otaku.
F1 on SPEED!: Belgium 2010
It's been nearly a month since the last appearance of the F1 Circus here on this site, but finally... finally... we can get on with it. And where better to come back to than arguably the best track on the calendar, Spa-Francorchamps. Let's take a look at the track map: Spa is the longest circuit on the calendar at just over 4.3 miles and a lap time of around 1m49sec or so. It's also one of the fastest, it has the largest amount of changes of altitude, the least predictable weather, and practically no slow spots. It's a video-game sort of track, to be honest, but damn is it fun!
It also used to be the most dangerous course in F1, back in the old nine mile long "triangle track" days. Trees, ditches, and houses lined the public roads the cars used to race on, but it's been nearly 40 years since a F1 race ran on that circuit. Just because Spa-Francopants is safer now doesn't mean it's less exciting. Eau Rouge-Raidillon may be the best turn complex in the sport with its steep flat-out climb to a whip-cracking style of right-left corner. There's been some startling accidents here, including last year's incident that took both McLarens out at the same time on the first lap. From Rivage to around Blanchimont is all downhill. In good weather it's all fast sweeping curves on the very edge of adhesion. In poor weather? Heh heh heh heh heh... and early predictions are for rain all weekend.
The past couple of years have seen Spa give us the most interesting races of the season. In 2009 we had Giancarlo Fisichella's Force India on pole and finishing second. In 2008, there was the Hamilton-Raikkonen Incident at the Chicane. What will the big track in the Ardennes Forest bring us in 2010?
We'll find out beginning on Friday morning from 7am to 840am with LIVE coverage of the 2nd Practice session on SPEED. It'll be good to hear the Legendary Announce Team again. Saturday we'll get plausibly live coverage of Quals from 7am to 830am.
Sunday, of course, we'll see the live broadcast of the 2010 Belgian Grand Prix on SPEED from 630am to 9am, with a replay from 1130am to 2pm. All times, of course, are are Pond Central. Add one hour for the East Coast, subtract two for the West, and add around 4.3 years for Alpha Centauri.
And if there's any doubt that F1U! will be all over the broadcasts, we must ask "what are you smoking?" See ya then!
Whoohoo! My favorite track! Now if the weather will cooperate.
Posted by: Mallory at August 23, 2010 10:11 AM (WJ2qy)
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Spa is a great venue even though I don't really care for Belgium. Having camped there several times I tell you three times the weather is just weird, hot cold we dry all within 5 minutes or so it seems. BTW what's your thoughts on Nikki & the boys from Marinello?
Posted by: Tony von Krag at August 23, 2010 03:15 PM (VGXAE)