Wonderduck: Wazzup?
Brickmuppet: Nothing...I'm deliberately wasting your time
Brickmuppet: It's already to late....the Kiwis have infiltrated your headquarters and are saving the earth fom your tyrannty as we speak.....too bad we'll have to blow up MT rusmore though.
Wonderduck: Eh, I don't believe it exists anyway.

(read on, MacDuff!) Brickmuppet: You're right under it how could you not know?
Wonderduck: I'm UNDER Mt. Rushmore? Indeed?
Brickmuppet: Yyyyur not?
Wonderduck: Just where do you think The Pond is, my friend?
Brickmuppet: The Pond...I'm not blowing up the pond...I'm blowing up your secret headquarters...
Wonderduck: Oh. Well, by all means, pound the crepe out of Mt. Rushmore then.
Brickmuppet: Oh
Brickmuppet: Dear
Brickmuppet: The poor Kiwis...
Brickmuppet: those dreadful suicide belts...
Brickmuppet: shuch short lives...
Wonderduck: Yup. The secret headquarters isn't near Mt. R.
Brickmuppet: all fo naught.
Wonderduck: Now, when you say 'Kiwi', do you mean the fruit, the bird, or the Nationality?
Brickmuppet: Fruit is untrainable
Wonderduck: So not the fruits.
Brickmuppet: Dead New Zealanders ....cause questions to be asked
Wonderduck: Are you sure about that?
Brickmuppet: Thus the vampire birds
Brickmuppet: Pretty sure
Wonderduck: So the birds with the long noses, armed with suicide belts, are converging on Mt Rushmore as we speak.
Brickmuppet: Actually....its over
Brickmuppet: Nothing on the news...
Brickmuppet: I guess their tiny belts limited explosive capacity was an issue...
Brickmuppet:
Wonderduck: I'd say so... what, the same as three or four bullets worth of gunpowder?
Brickmuppet: well torpex...it has a lot more bang...but still...
Wonderduck: "I do not believe you have thought your cunning plan all the way through."
Brickmuppet: dang
Brickmuppet: I figgured they'h hit your vital point for massive damage
Wonderduck: I'd assume you had, what, a couple thousand kiwi?
Brickmuppet: 34 actually
Brickmuppet: they're endangered you know
Wonderduck: 34.
Wonderduck: (3x10)+4?
Wonderduck: You were planning on making maybe a couple handfuls of gravel?
Brickmuppet: Originally 37...2 were killed in a training accident and one was....there was a cat...
Brickmuppet: "MASSIVE DAMAGE...VITAL SPOT!!!!"
Wonderduck: Um... yeah, I got that. You DO realize that the vital spot would be UNDERGROUND, behind very large walls and doors, right?
Brickmuppet: Thats why i used kiwis rather than ostriches....they can....(could) fit through vents and access ways.
Wonderduck: Um... and you had these mapped out ahead of time, did you?
Brickmuppet: The vents were easy enough to find...you had cleverly spread the lie that these were associated with a gift shop....oh wait...
Wonderduck: Uh-huh... so, your suicide birds were targeting an innocent gift shop.
Brickmuppet: I feel ill
Wonderduck: Now, I admit, gift shop pricing usually is enough to drive me to violence, but don't you think that's a LITTLE extreme?
Brickmuppet: Giftshops dont have a vunerable point to hit for massive damage....so this likely involved the equivalent damage of a couple of dozen M-80's being tossed about.
Wonderduck: *ting-a-ling*
"Hello, welcome to the Mt. Rushmore Gift Shop! My, what a cute little bird... and such a nice belt, too!"
"squaaaaark!"
"That's so cute! Buffy, did you hear the little bird?"
*Bang!*
"Ewwwww!"
*ting-a-ling*

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