June 29, 2006

USGP Predictions

Here on the verge of the US Grand Prix, I figure it's time for myself and the rest of the F1 UPDATE! crew to do some prognostication. So here goes:

Ralf Schumacher will crash for the third year in a row. He will then swear off Indianapolis forever.

Michael Schumacher will not win.

Neither will Fernando Alonso.

Kimi Raikkonen will.

The Race will have more than six cars participating. Even if there's a tire problem again. PARTICULARLY if there's a tire problem.

It will not rain. It will not rain. It will not rain. Click HERE for the up-to-date forecast in the Indy area.

Posted by: Wonderduck at 04:40 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 It says "30% chance of thunderstorms" for Sunday. That's what it says.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at June 29, 2006 05:50 PM (+rSRq)

2 Alonso will win. Not only that, just to add some drama, he will juggle four balls whilst he does.

Ralf will not crash. However he will cause many crashes in his wake.

Jensen Button will underperform, and grimmace a lot.

Scott Speed will not say a word on his radio from half an hour before the race until the end.

Posted by: flotsky at June 29, 2006 08:36 PM (6T2ID)

3 Yes, Steven, that's what it says.

Unlike those wussy NASCAR people, F1 races in the rain. But I'd rather it be dry, so they can race fast.

Posted by: Wonderduck at June 30, 2006 01:04 AM (y6n8O)

4 NASCAR actually cares about the safety of its drivers.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at June 30, 2006 05:07 AM (+rSRq)

5 F1 drivers are so good that they're even safe in the rain, Steven.

Posted by: Wonderduck at June 30, 2006 12:44 PM (y6n8O)

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