January 06, 2013
Being devoted to my readers, I've decided to take on the challenge of providing suitable coverage of this OVA for your edification. Join me, won't you, in an excursion into GuP OVA #1: Water War!
For reasons that are flimsy, even to the participants of the OVA, it's decided that the next battle will be held on a tropical island where there's got to be a beach! And if there's a beach, there's gotta be swimming, and that means swimsuits! It's quickly decided that the Ooarai Girls High School Tankwondo team simply must make a run to a swimsuit store immediately!
There does appear to be something of a disconnect between what the Production Staff considers "fanservice" and what everybody else in the free world and Canada considers fanservice. There's some quick discussion about what looks cute and it's thought that the panzer-inspired swimsuits will be huge hits this season. Panzer-inspired? What, they have turrets?
Team Hippo's Erwin unsurprisingly also gravitates towards the Afrika Corps collection. Over in some other part of the store...
...things are getting really weird. I'm not exactly sure what Team Duck is up to here, but it's best that we don't actually think about it too much and quietly move on. Let's see what Team Rabbit has decided upon, shall we?
On second thought, let's go back to Team Duck... they seem substantially more well-adjusted in comparison. I did find the chainsaw kickboard to be clever, though... which worries me to no end. I can't believe I'm saying this, but what swimsuits have the Student Council Team Turtle decided upon?
They're... surprisingly normal. I have questions about the boots, though. Everybody gets suits, and all is right with the world. So finally, it's time for their trip to the beach, and it looks like Team Anglerfish have modified their tank a bit.
Somewhere, Heinz Guderian weeps. Everybody switches into their swimsuits, there's a lot of long, slow pans over the scantily-clad crewmembers of Team Anglerfish, and one final group shot, though I'm not sure how they wound up here:
...the terror on their faces is palpable as they plummet from hundreds of feet in the air towards a blue ocean that will be as hard as concrete when they hit. None of the members of Team Anglerfish will be present for their next battle, as they will all be crushed and broken, then eaten by sharks. Or it's a concept shot thrown in to show how happy they are as a team, one of the two. And then, in true Girls und Panzer tradition...
...the weather changes in the space of two frames. The end.
Now, this was nice, I guess, but I would have rather the Production Staff devoted the time to actually finishing Ep11 and 12 so they could have been broadcast. Oh well, they do have to make money, don't they? I suppose. There were no hints about what OVA #2 would be about, so we'll just have to wait and see. Toodle-loo!
Actually, I am deeply disappointed. I'd seen the shot of the SCUBA suit and thought they were subverting the trope. alas...this instead of # 11.
Posted by: brickmuppet at January 07, 2013 10:32 AM (vp6an)
Posted by: Ben at January 08, 2013 10:09 PM (/Mdmg)
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Posted by: Ben at January 09, 2013 12:55 PM (/Mdmg)
It would seem, then, that the "all-around track" on the Churchill was primarily a holdover from the Mark I - IX tanks.
Only in terms of design requirements. The Churchill was designed to fulfill the British Army's requirement for an infantry tank. As the term suggests, such AFVs were intended to provide direct support for the infantry. As such, an infantry tank did not need to be fast, but it did need to be able to go anywhere that the infantry could go.
Running the track over the chassis/hull, as well as equipping it with extra road wheels, gave the Churchill arguably the best all terrain performance of any tank of WW2. It would not be able to win races on the road (Even when new, and the Churchill, like people, got slower as it got older and put on weight.), but it could handle steeper slopes than any other tank of the era, and move better over rough country than most. Since the infantry it supported could not walk any faster but often did have to fight in terrain that would prevent the use of other AFVs, the performance advantage was very significant.
Incidentally, the rhomboid shape used by the WW1 British tanks might given them the best poor terrain performance of any AFV deployed - but their lack of suspensions or shock absorbers detracted from that advantage.
Posted by: cxt217 at January 09, 2013 04:07 PM (metzn)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 09, 2013 05:36 PM (+rSRq)
I think the Churchill could probably climb over a higher barrier (e.g. a stone wall) than a comparable tank whose track didn't do that.
Of course, even if a tank could climb over a barrier like that, most tanks and their crews would not risk it if there was enemy opposition. It is usually much better to find a way around, or wait for the engineers to blow a hole through, than climb a barrier in a tank.
Posted by: cxt217 at January 09, 2013 06:45 PM (metzn)
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