F1 Pr0n: Force India VJM-03
Force India was my choice for "most improved" team last year, so I've
been eagerly awaiting their 2010 charger. Would they make radical
changes? Gently evolve? Leave the car be? The answer turns out to be "evolve." Nothing shocking here; the only real changes are those prescribed by the rule book.
Ga-Rei Zero, Episode 05Last time, Kagura's father saved the day, then smacked the crap out of his daughter for having a mental block about taking down human-based nasties. What, then, does Episode 05 bring to us?
Yomi's dad calls her into his office... to give her a gift. Y'know, right there's the difference between dads in this show: Yomi gets presents from hers, while Kagura's dad gives his daughter a scabbard across the back of the hands. Anyway, the gift is one of his late wife's high-end kimonos. After a few seconds of the Schoolgirl in Black making some of the most outrageous sounds ever heard outside of a bedroom, he brings up... Mr Laser Weasel himself, Noriyuki? And if she still got along with him, and is she still okay with the arranged marriage? Wait, the what now? Turns out Noriyuki is the scion of another powerful family line of Exorcists, and yadda yadda stuff junk yadda.
She gives a middlin'-long speech about how glad she is that he adopted her into the family, and because of that she's perfectly happy to still agree to the situation. Well, whaddya know?
Bathing With Ducks In Anime -Hidamari Sketch Hoshimittsu, ep04
It's no shock to readers of The Pond that I'm a big fan of the HidaSketch franchise, what with it being the King of the Ducks In Anime category and all. But this revelation might come as a surprise:
I didn't like this episode.
In fact, I'm not overly fond of the two new characters either, since they're taking away from the four girls we've come to know and love. I suppose that given time I could like Nori, the computer user, but Nazuna is everything I detest in one stupidly-wrapped package. Timid and an inferiority complex the size of the Grand Canyon... ugh. I cringe when she's on-screen, and recently I've been cringing when she HASN'T been on screen, for fear that she'll appear soon.
There's still plenty of time for her to come around, but I'm not holding out all that much hope: volume 4 of the manga, which is where the series is right now, has her stay pretty much the same.
F1 Pr0n: Virgin Racing VR-1
The virgin Virgin Racing team debuted their first car online today, and it's different... Touted as the first F1 car designed entirely in computer with zero wind tunnel testing, the VR-01 appears to have some roots in the IRL. Which makes perfect sense, considering that Virgin's technical designer, Nick Wirth, did a lot of work with Dallara on their IRL chassis. Specifically, that nose! Mosquitos have wider probosces. Compare the VR-01's needle-point nose to the humongous beak on the Renault, for example.
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Z...zeppelin ornithopters....
Cool has reached eleventy
Posted by: Brickmuppet at February 02, 2010 10:14 PM (NkKu7)
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Anyone else find the idea of flying metallic penguins slightly creepy? I suppose it could be worse though - at least penguins aren't known for attacking humans. Unlike, say, ducks...
Posted by: Siergen at February 02, 2010 10:39 PM (hu1Gq)
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Well, THAT was weird. Cool, mind you, but... weird.
Posted by: GreyDuck at February 03, 2010 08:49 AM (o5Lvb)
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Wonderful. Just when I was losing faith in the 21st century. No practical flying cars yet, though.
Posted by: vaucanson's duck at February 03, 2010 01:26 PM (XVJDy)
F1 Pr0n: Toro Rosso STR5
In many ways the Toro Rosso STR5 has been the car I've been most looking forward to. This is the first time the team has had to field an original design, as opposed to being a "client chassis" of the parent Red Bull team. This puts them in an interesting position of being an experienced F1 team, but never having built their own car. The question in my mind was how inventive they would be. The answer turned out to be "not very." It's essentially an updated STR4, which was the safe way to go for a relatively small team with an all-new design staff.
F1 Pr0n: Williams FW32
Williams rolled out their new car at the first test in Valencia, and it's... conventional. High nose with just a small downward angle. Larger sidepod intakes. Pretty vanilla.
F1 Pr0n: Mercedes MGP-W01
Mercedes brought out their 2010 steed today, and it's pretty clear why they didn't want to roll their car out first. It's got some interesting things in it, things that we haven't seen before! No glamour pics, I'm afraid. Reportedly, this chassis has been worked on (as the Brawn BGP-02) since the 2009 "summer break", so they've already filed off the rough edges. It's a high nose (though not as high as some), with a serious nod to last year's Red Bull RB5 in that it copies the "V-nose" concept. You'll note the raised edges, which in the MGP-W01 run all the way back to the cockpit. The sidepod openings are huge in comparison to those in the McLaren or Ferrari. The really innovative bit, however, is the air intake above the driver's head. The structure serves two purposes on a F1 car: it gets air to the engine (ergo the name) and it acts as a roll bar to protect the driver in case the car ends up upside down. In the past, the entire thing has been protective, built up out of carbon fiber to meet the required strength. In the Mercedes, however, there is a thick vertical support on the centerline of the airbox that serves the same purpose. The inlet is, in effect, split into two and is considerably larger as a result.
F1 Pr0n: Renault R30
Renault also rolled out their new car, the R30, today... and there are a few surprises. It's the first of the 2010 racers to have a low-slung nose. The idealist would suggest that they've found that it's better than the high nose. The cynic, however, will say that all the prevaricating over coming back that Renault did last year prevented them from doing enough design work to discover the possible benefits of the high nose. The sidepod air intakes are larger and lower than the other new releases as well. The front wing is pretty generic, but that'd be easy to change.
One of the reasons the P-51 Mustang was so fast was that the engine cooling air was ducted out the bottom rear and yielded additional thrust, something called the Meredith Effect.
Could something like that be done with an F1 car? Would it be legal? (Are they already doing it?)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 31, 2010 07:14 PM (+rSRq)
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Well, looking online, it appears that the Meredith Effect (which I had never heard of before just now) is useful only at much higher power levels than that generated by a F1 car.
Which isn't to say that it's non-existent at lower speeds, just perhaps not worth the trouble. The various ducts and piping and what-have-you the engineers would need to install to get the small bonus it'd generate... would probably counter the bonus and add extra complexity to the car.
Would it be legal? I think the answer clearly would be 'yes.' There's already some (very) small oomph generated by the exhaust system. The Meredith Effect would just add to that. Of course, if a team DID manage to get a measurable and worthwhile bonus from it, the FIA would probably outlaw it, much the same way they did the fan car, and probably for the same reason.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 31, 2010 11:07 PM (Cpxcy)
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That's too bad. I had this image of the jet engine on the back of the Batmobile...
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 31, 2010 11:41 PM (+rSRq)
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I can't even think of all the ways that'd mess with the aero of the car behind... but it made me snicker just the same.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 31, 2010 11:59 PM (Cpxcy)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 01, 2010 12:51 AM (+rSRq)
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"in fact more properly is called the "Junkers effect" as Junkers
patented the diffusor-radiator-jet combation as "Düsenkühler" ('jet
cooler') in DRP 299799 on 17 January, 1915. (Von Gersdorff et al.,
"Deutsche Flugmotoren und Strahltriebwerke, p. 196.)
The principle obviously was well-known in the English-speaking part of
the aviation industry as well. "Fundamentals of Fighter Design" by Ray
Whitford notes (p. 61): "In 1926 it was realized that airflow through
the radiators on liquid-cooled engines could, if properly ducted,
eliminate the cooling drag and even produce a little thrust at speeds
above 260 kts (483 km/h)." "
Posted by: Jani at February 01, 2010 07:54 AM (6qC2o)
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But you want tailgating, and positive effects from traveling in another car's slipstream, because that promotes running closely to other cars and passing, and makes the race more exciting. If it's just a battle to see who wins the pole and gets to fire up their afterburner first, well, why even bother to watch the race? Or run it, for that matter?
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at February 01, 2010 02:44 PM (pWQz4)
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Naah, it just makes pitstop times more important.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 01, 2010 04:44 PM (+rSRq)
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(There are courses in F1 where there's essentially no passing, right? Because the shape of the course is such that passing is impossible? Monaco?)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 01, 2010 04:45 PM (+rSRq)
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You can pass at Monaco, it's just incredibly difficult and generally counter-productive as you usually end up breaking your car.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 02, 2010 09:25 AM (Cpxcy)
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I wonder what's up with all the smaller teams. Only majors turned up for the first testing sessions.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at February 02, 2010 06:05 PM (/ppBw)
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Well, you'll note that Red Bull themselves aren't at this session. They and Force India will be debuting on Feb 10th. Lotus will be bringing out their car on the 12th. USF1 will be running at the Barber Motorsport Park in Alabama sometime "early in February."
I can't find anything about Virgin F1 and Campos Meta.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 02, 2010 07:18 PM (w5qDx)
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Correction: Virgin is apparently going to be rolling out on Wednesday, Feb 3, with a "private test" at Silverstone on Thursday and Friday.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 02, 2010 07:19 PM (w5qDx)
F1 Pr0n: Sauber C29
It was a low-key debut, but SauberF1 brought out their new car today. I think they're a little behind schedule, however. The aerodynamics have got to be awful.
F1 Pr0n Sneak Peek: Williams FW32
Not a full F1 Pr0n entry as the car hasn't yet officially debuted, but the Williams took their new car, the FW32, out for a pre-test shakedown run at Silverstone a couple of days ago. Y'know, "kick the tires, make sure everything stays in one piece, turn a few burn a few," that sort of thing. It was supposed to be a secret thing, not for public consumption.
Of course, the car could still change between now and the first test session on Monday, but there's that high nose again! The front wing seems pretty high off the ground, but look at the tires: those are full wet treaded; a weather-related high downforce setup? Maybe Williams doesn't have the final nose on there?
F1 Pr0n: McLaren MP4-25
Tah-dah! From the front, McLaren's 2010 challenger doesn't seem too different from the 2009 car. The nose is higher, but the betting line is that that'll be the norm this season (with the wider front tires last year, the lower nose allowed more ballast to be placed up front. This season's narrower tires will require a better balance all-round, so the high nose won't hinder anything).
It's when you look at the side view, though, that you realize that we're looking at rolling artwork as much as high-speed racer...
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I really really like that fin. Has anyone ever done that before?
Posted by: pxcasey at January 29, 2010 10:09 PM (XGEj1)
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The Red Bull RB5 had a long fin by the end of the season, but not quite like this one. So, yes, I guess it has been done, but there's something about the McLaren fin that's different. I can't quite put my finger on why.
Ah, I got it. This one looks like it connects to the rear wing; the RB5's didn't.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 29, 2010 11:01 PM (Cpxcy)
I believe the fin is designed to control yaw in and smooth out airflow the concept has been around for a few seasons now but Mclaren Merc have never run with it. could be using it to cure last years rear downforce problems.
Posted by: le-reve at January 30, 2010 11:15 PM (Y8guG)
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When Red Bull introduced the fin on the RB4 back in 2008, the thought was that it improved stability over the rear under braking. The Legendary Announce Team predicted that it'd be copied quickly, even if nobody had the slightest idea why it worked or what it did, because that's the way F1 design works.
Everybody steals from everybody else.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 31, 2010 12:17 AM (Cpxcy)
F1 Pr0n: Ferrari F10!
It's finally time! The 2010 F1 rollout season is here, and as is traditional, Scuderia Ferrari has the position of honor. They debuted their new chassis, the F10, this morning. And here it is: At casual glance, it looks pretty much like last year's car, but let's take a comparative glance at the 2009 F60, shall we? The first thing that leaps out you is the sidepods. On the F60, they go straight across the top, but the F10 is curved, bulging at the outsides. The nose wing is subtly different as well. The middle element on the new car, where the Santander logo picture is located, just stops when it reaches the inner limit. On the F60, they slope down to the limit point. The air intake has changed, with a more squashed appearance in comparison to the 2009 car. Other changes are visible on the rear wing and where the sidepods meet the monocoque; look at the Ferrari logo and you'll see what I mean.
So the only reason to go into the pits this year is for new tires?
I don't know if I like that. Pitstop strategy for fuel (2 or 3 times?) was part of the game, and a way that the team managers to be involved.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 28, 2010 11:46 PM (+rSRq)
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Look up the presentation by Ferrari design chief Nikolas Tombazis. He said most dramatic changes are in the rear suspension and structure that was widened to accomodate the double diffuser. The rest of the car was not changed as much. So pictures of the back would be most telling.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at January 29, 2010 12:39 AM (/ppBw)
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Steven, the teams still have to use two tire compounds/race, so there'll still be stops... they'll just be four seconds long instead of seven. Historically, there have been quite a few more seasons that didn't allow refueling than those that did. I actually don't mind the loss of fuel stops that much. I DO mind the fact that the FIA screwed with the rules again, but I can live with it.
Pete, I'll see what I can find.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 29, 2010 07:43 AM (Cpxcy)
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The good side of them screwing with the rules is that it's no longer McLaren/Ferrarri and a bunch of losers. The game is more competitive now.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 29, 2010 01:19 PM (+rSRq)
Ducks In Anime: Other Shows Do It Too! -Shugo Chara Dokki Doki, ep14
Nope, I'm not watching the show, but the good folks at Chihiro happened to post a screenshot that showed duckies, so...
I'm pretty sure this particular entry now holds the record for most rubber duckies in a single screenshot. The previous title holder was Kanokon ep08, with eight visible and 11 in-scene.
Not Quite F1 Pr0n... Yet
Today, Mercedes-Sauber F1 debuted... their paintjob. The idea behind the livery is that it's a throwback to the original "silver arrows" of Mercedes. Back in the day-- if the day you're talking about is 1934 or thereabouts-- the Mercedes team was going to join the Eifelrennen, but their car was too heavy for the weight restrictions. So the night before, the team sanded all the paint off, leaving just the silver chassis behind.
And a legend was born. Today's paintjob is meant to pay tribute to that one (which really wasn't a paintjob). The car is (obviously) silver, but has part of it "sanded off", revealing the black carbon fiber underneath (not really, it's just paint, but run with it, okay?). The greenish-blue on the leading edges of the nose and other places is the color of Petronas, the team's major sponsor.
The chassis this paintjob (actually, vinyl decal, but let's go with paintjob) is on isn't the 2010 MGP W01, but last year's Brawn car. We should be seeing the new car later this week, when the first FIA practice session begins. So stay tuned!
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 25, 2010 09:08 PM (Cpxcy)
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The idea is to move the front wing out of the turbulence created by the rear wing of the car in front. But of course it does not work because the rest of car body creates vortexes too.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at January 25, 2010 11:37 PM (/ppBw)
Ga-Rei Zero, Episode 04In the last episode, we jumped back in time three years to see how Kagura, the Schoolgirl in White, first met Yomi, the Schoolgirl in Black. We discovered that Yomi wasn't always a bad guy bent on driving the animation company into bankruptcy by forcing them to hire new voice actors for each episode because she killed off the entire cast. So what does Episode 04 bring us?
We start off exactly where the last episode left off, with Kagura getting into The Agency's HMMWV and the group running off to deal with a new threat.
It's not the entire team, though. Mr Laser Weasel, Nabuu and Nabuu seem to already be on site, leaving Iwahata and Kazuki to pick up the girls. Considering that Yomi appears to be The Agency's heavy-hitter, and they seem to expect great things from Kagura, I'd've thought more of an honor guard (perhaps with bosun's whistles) would have been appropriate. Maybe they don't stand on ceremony much.
An episode of Ga-Rei Zero wouldn't be complete without Pocky. But, oh-oh, there's only one stick left! Yomi snags it with a whimsical "first come, first served." Coming between Kagura and her Pocky, however, can be a dangerous proposition:
Yomi, though, will not be denied her delicious chocolate-covered biscuit stick.
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Even though the 2nd episode takes place after most of the rest of the series, it does a good job of foreshadowing those episodes. For example, it's obvious from Kagura's expression as she nibbles her Pocky stick that they have some sort of emotional significance to her, but the viewer doesn't learn why until much later. (and the Pocky scene in the HMMWV was great)
All in all, a very enjoyable series that I hope is released in Region 1.
Posted by: Siergen at January 24, 2010 06:38 PM (hu1Gq)
48 days and counting to the first Friday practice in Bahrain...
UPDATE: No, that's not the 2010 Red Bull car. That's the official "Show Car", based on the 2009 chassis. If you're a fan of Top Gear, it's the same one that nailed Clarkson in the plums with paintballs launched from the exhaust...
Random Anime Picture #51: Obsession To Detail -The Cockpit OVA, ep02
If there's one thing military-based anime do well, it's concentrating on the appearance of the hardware being used. Case in point, the picture above. That's a Mitsubishi G4M, perhaps better known by its Allied reporting code of "Betty."
Unfortunately, Bettys were known by their crews as the "Type One Lighter," or "Cigars". That's what happens when you put big, non-self-sealing fuel tanks in a lightly-built airplane with no armor... and then put it in the path of the Big Blue Blanket.
You may also notice that it's carrying a Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka... which is the whole point of this episode from The Cockpit. Considering that most of the Ohkas that were carried aloft never made it to a target, and the Bettys almost invariably were shot down, the above picture seems particularly detailed. Episode 02 also the only of the three episodes I like. Eventually, I'll get around to a writeup like I promised back in November.
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The Baka-bombs would have been a lot more effective if the Betties hadn't been so vulnerable. The Baka-bomb was faster than a normal kamikaze and had a bigger bomb load. Once the Baka-bomb was detached and its engine began burning, it was damned hard to stop.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 21, 2010 07:08 PM (+rSRq)
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Actually, it wasn't so much that the Bettys were vulnerable, but that the Ohka had such a short range (about 35km under power). That meant, for them to take advantage of their high speed, the Bettys had to get in close... at which point, their vulnerabilities became manifest.
There was an alternate version of the Ohka designed, and apparently built in some small numbers, to use a motorjet engine. This would have increased the range, but lowered the speed somewhat.
There were also standard Ohkas designed to be launched from rails, much like the German V-1, and therefore didn't need a carrier airplane. They were going to be used when the Allies invaded Japan, and probably would have been horrifically successful.
I can only find one example of an Ohka being shot down after it was released. The USS Jeffers (DD-621) hit one with a 5" round, detonating the warhead. Unfortunately, it was only 50 yards or so away when it exploded, and caused substantial, but not hull-integrity threatening, damage.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 21, 2010 07:22 PM (Cpxcy)
Ga-Rei Zero, Episode 03
As you may remember, at the end of Episode 02 the Schoolgirl in Black, Yomi, seemed to have finished killing off Our (new) Heroes, including the Schoolgirl in White, her friend Kagura. So just how in the world is Ga-Rei Zero going to continue? Do we get another bunch of sacrificial heroes? Nope.
We get voiceovers:
Kagura: "On that day three years ago, I met someone important."
Yomi: "On that day three years ago, I met a girl lost in sadness."
The woman in the frame is Kagura's mom. Yomi exorcised the nasty that killed her, while she died in her husband's arms.
Yomi: "That chance meeting was the destiny of two people who bear the burden of fate."
Both: "That is where it all began."
Flashback episode!
I went and looked at Aroduc's posts about the series.
So this is kind of like Divergence Eve in that they showed us the end first, and then will show how they get to that end?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 19, 2010 04:27 PM (+rSRq)
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (Cpxcy)
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Too bad.
At least in the case of Divergence Eve, they pulled a switcheroo so that what you thought you saw in the first episode didn't turn out to really be what happened. Doesn't sound like they did that in this case, however.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 20, 2010 01:07 AM (+rSRq)
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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa! Just keep reading, Steven, just keep reading.
Posted by: Wonderduck at January 20, 2010 06:10 PM (Cpxcy)
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Thanks for introducing me to Ga-Rei Zero. I really enjoyed it, and hope it comes to Region 1 someday. The only down-side, is that there was less laser-weasel action than I had hoped for...
I am now wondering if I should try to get the manga that this was the "preqel" for...
Posted by: Siergen at January 21, 2010 10:55 PM (hu1Gq)