November 02, 2007

McLaren Launches HWMNBN

In a move that surprises maybe three people living on Pitcairn Island, McLaren officially announced that HWMNBN would not be driving for them in 2008.  They also announced that the sky is blue, grass is green, and water is wet.

Speaking for the team, Ron Dennis said that he wished HWMNBN all the luck in the world and presented him with the keys to a new McLaren F1 supercar.  He went on to say that the strange ticking sound emanating from the glovebox was 'nothing to be concerned about, nothing at all,' and walked away, whistling tunelessly.

HWMNBN responded by reflexively attempting to shove a Spyderco Harpy in Dennis' back.  Repeatedly.

It remains to be seen who HWMNBN will be driving for next year, or who will join McLaren as Lewis Hamilton's teammate. 

In a just and fair world, HWMNBN would end up in a ForceIndia*.  Or working at the Valencia McDonalds.  Or ARCA/REMAX.  We can only hope.


*note: was Spyker, Midland, and Jordan.  Insert your own joke here.

Posted by: Wonderduck at 11:22 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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Good riddance and small loss.

I think Hamilton should be up for a Nobel Peace Prize for resisting the urge to punch Alonso's lights out.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 03, 2007 07:34 AM (+rSRq)

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Buh-bye and I hope the door to the McLaren garage didn't hit him in the backside.

I agree...Hamilton should win the peace prize for putting up with that spoiled brat of a teammate and doing it with grace.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Mallory at November 03, 2007 10:56 AM (rdHAh)

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