July 29, 2008

JCP is DEAD to me.

THIS... this is just frickin' EVIL.  EVIL.  With a capital "EVIL."  Foul, nasty, dark, scummy, defiler of dreams, JC Pennys will never, EVER get my money again. 


I HATE whomever created this monstrosity, this vile pile of filth, with the heat of a thousand suns.  Rabid, hungry stoats down his pants is not even close to being enough pain to recompense what he has done to the memories of my youth.

I don't like it, is what I'm trying to say.

Posted by: Wonderduck at 07:19 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 You're not the intended audience for that ad.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 29, 2008 07:59 PM (+rSRq)

2 I care not. By raping one of the few good memories of my youth, they've created a fearsome foe.

Posted by: Wonderduck at July 29, 2008 09:01 PM (AW3EJ)

3 OW! My childhood!

So apparently you can buy pot at JC Pennys? Granted, it's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but I seem to remember the characters getting stoned before the dance scene.

Posted by: Evil Otto at July 29, 2008 09:55 PM (tYvh+)

4 If <i>the Breakfast Club</i> was one of the few good memories of your youth... you need a better youth.

I've never understood the cult of John Hughes.  <i>Better Off Dead</i> was better than fifteen whiny Molly Ringwald vehicles, IMO.

Posted by: Mitch H. at July 30, 2008 06:14 AM (jwKxK)

5 If The Breakfast Club was one of the few good memories of your youth... you need a better youth.

Yes.  And?  Do you think that, maybe, possibly, that could be the very reason that I said that?

Posted by: Wonderduck at July 30, 2008 06:42 AM (AW3EJ)

6 It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 30, 2008 09:40 AM (+rSRq)

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