Ikkitousen Great Guardians OVA 6
As they say, all good things must come to an end. Fortunately, all bad things come to an end as well... in this case, the Ikkitousen Great Guardians OVA series. Unable to out-ecchi the previous Dragon Destiny series of OVAs, the animators went the silly and icky route last time... can they redeem themselves with one final flurry of fantastic fanservice?
And who is our final challenger in the "sexy cosplay battle?"
It's Squintygirl Shiryuu! I'm sure most of you are saying to yourself, "who?" And for good reason, she's practically Ms. Not-Appearing-In-This-Film, but what the heck, let's get her on stage!
As always, from here on out everything should be considered NSFW.
More importantly, what is the hot moe costume these days?
Why, the meido outfit of course, and there's no way the I:GG costume shop would miss that one.
Not that I'd want someone who doesn't open her eyes to be my maid. "Excuse me, could you get my slippers?" "Yes, sir." "That's a toilet plunger."
To keep with the theme of this series of OVAs, she's working in a Maid Cafe... and who, pray tell is her customer?
Oh, this is NOT good. The animators hate us.
It's Koumei. The youngest of the characters in the show. And she's wearing a trenchcoat. There's only one reason someone wears a trenchcoat in anime, and it's not because it's raining. She gives Shiryuu something new to wear...
...which, upon reflection, is a horrible outfit for a maid. Not that I'm complaining, but could you imagine trying to dust or clean in something like that? Though it's obviously not very confining.
No, sit back down, Koumei. For the love of all that's holy, sit back down.
I hate this show so very much for making me have to photoshop Pedobear into this picture.
...and then they leave. The end.
...and all that's left is the epilogue.
Too late to save my eyes, though.
Believe me, Mou-chan, we're disappointed by that, too.
...and who are you again?
But then, you're surprised by pocket lint, so we're not surprised.
You're dead, be quiet.
That's our Hakufu... dumb as a box of hair.
She's still in denial from the "racecar incident."
Oh yes, don't worry, we will. Not for the reasons you're hoping for, though...
I'd like to apologize to all who followed along over the past six OVAs. However, just remember... you only had to read them. I had to actually watch these stupid things. Now I have to figure out how to regenerate those dead brain cells.