I can hear you saying "But Wonderduck!  They're the Rubberducks!  It'd only be natural for you to love them!"  And you would be correct, normally.  But!  A team named the Rubberducks should sell Rubberducks rubberducks, and they don't. They do sell rubberducks, but those rubberducks aren't Rubberducks rubberducks, they're regular rubberducks.

So until the Rubberducks sell Rubberducks rubberducks, I will boycott the Rubberducks.  Really, it's quite sad. After all, I collect rubberducks, so a Rubberducks rubberduck would be great to own. But I can't put a Rubberducks rubberduck in my rubberduck collection, as the Rubberducks don't sell a Rubberducks rubberduck.

So hop to it, Rubberducks!  Carry an Akron Rubberducks rubberduck, so I can send you my money for an Rubberducks rubberduck.  Oh, I know there's some problem in licensing since the Major Leagues doesn't have a rubberduck manufacturer anymore, but c'mon!  The ball is in your court... pond... stadium... whatever.  

Posted by: librarian at September 08, 2018 08:43 AM (N+dks)

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