October 26, 2006

Ferrari Falls Apart

As expected, the departure of Slappy Schumacher was just the first part of the exodus at The House of the Mincing Pony. EVERY major figure in the domination of F1 by Ferrari has either left the team or has been booted upstairs.

Slappy, of course, has retired (rumors of him driving the two NASCAR road races in 2007 notwithstanding).

Jean Todt, he of the sweaters in 100 degree temps and bandaids on his fingertips, will leave the pit wall and become the team's Chief Executive Officer.

Ross Brawn, the team's hulking Technical Director, has left the team for a year long sabbatical.

Paolo Martinelli, head of the team's Engine Department, is taking a position higher-up in the Fiat Empire.

Mario Almondo, the man in charge of Ferrari's F1 development (a cross between chassis design, engine design oversight and whole car construction), is moving into the Technical Director slot.

Gilles Simon, the designer of the Ferrari V10 engine, takes over the Engine department, and Aldo Costa the Chassis department.

Basically, their entire F1 team (save the pit crew, Felipe Massa, and their testing group) will be different for 2007, and one suspects that it will NOT be for the better.

All because of Slappy.

Posted by: Wonderduck at 06:37 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I can't believe Todt's sweater is going into retirement! Surely they can pass it onto a younger man (or woman), having first of course given it a good wash to get the sweat out from the more distant GPs

Posted by: flotsky at October 26, 2006 07:51 PM (6T2ID)

2 Well, they'll find out one of two things:

1) it's grown into Todt's skin, so it CAN'T be seperated from him. Which makes you wonder about his armcandy's good taste, actually...

2) The sweater will actually become part of the pitcrew... maybe a jackman. It's gotta be sentient by now.

Posted by: Wonderduck at October 27, 2006 01:31 AM (GIL7z)

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