September 12, 2005
"In many ways I'm in awe of Flavio. I've never seen someone win so many races and know so little about a racing car, but it obviously works for him so why change it." - Ron Dennis
How can we top THAT? The truthful answer is "we can't," but we're sure as heck gonna try! It's F1 UPDATE's Driver Quotes!
"So, has anybody found my personality yet?" - Kimi Raikkonen.
"Iiiiiii... am the Champion, my friends... " - Fernando Alonso (not yet, Fernando. Soon, but not yet.
"Man. Now I know how Fernando felt when he kept being given gift podiums." - Jensen Button.
"It's long overdue for me to have a, shall we say, normal race." - Mark Webber. (Dude, you call THAT normal???) (real quote)
"Fifth. I should be happy with fifth, shouldn't I? (sob)" - Rubens Barrichello.
"Now THAT was a race, wasn't it?" - Jacques Villeneuve.
"I... I WAS in second for a while, wasn't I? It felt so NICE!" - Ralf Schumacher.
"Gosh, I didn't MEAN to press the pit-lane limiter button just when Jarno Trulli was closing in on me. Heavens, silly me!" - Tiago Montiero. (note: while television coverage didn't show it, it appears that Montiero actually DID press said button, causing Trulli to run into him and then wreck... which we DID see)
"What sort of race did I have? I couldn't pass a friggin' Jordan for a point, that's what sort of race I had. Y'know what? I want you to stick that microphone som(static)..." - Christian Klein.
"What can I say? We could have been on the podium if I had stayed on intermediates." - Felipe Massa (note: real quote) (at least he admits it...)
"I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy... I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyy" - Narain Karthekeyan.
"I've got a ride next year! YAAAAA-HOOOOO!" - Christijan Albers. (note: reports say that he'll be buying a seat with Jordan-Midland in 2006)
"Um... " - Robert Doorknob.
"I'm gonna skin that (next five minutes of obscenities censored) alive. Twice." - JP Montoya.
"Well, if you checked your rear-view mirror once in a while, Mr. High-n-Mighty McLaren Driver..." - Antonio Pizzonia.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (crunch)" - Jarno Trulli.
"Lump go 'boom.' Heap big smoke. Ugh." - David Coulthard's Chin.
"*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*" - Mitchell Schumacher.
"Y'know, Mitchell, these tattoos on my arms aren't just for show..." - Takuma 'Suicide' Sato.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (crunchbang)" - Giancarlo Fisichella. (say what you want about Fisi, he sure did a good job on his Renault. Little pieces everywhere!)
Well, now that Sato has revealed his secret standing in the Yakuza, what exactly will happen to Schumacher and the rest of the Ferrari tifosi? Tune in next time, when we'll bring you F1 UPDATE: Brazil!
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