July 17, 2006
"Well, okay, I don't mind second. I'm still 17 points up. Does anybody know where Jean Todt gets his bandages?" - Fernando Alonso.
"Would you believe I still don't have a contract for next year?" - Felipe Massa.
"Yep, right pedal makes car go fast. Gotta remember that." - Ralf Schumacher.
"mrmmbmlb mrmbblmblbm mrbmllmbblblm." - Kimi Raikkonen.
"Would you believe I DO have a contract for next year?" - Giancarlo Fisichella.
"Juan Pablo who?" - Pedro de la Rosa.
"Those vertical thingies sure made a big difference, didn't they?" - Nick Heidfeld.
"We’re just the vultures of the paddock at the moment, picking up points when other people fall out." - David Coulthard's Chin. (note: real quote.)
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OW! OW! OWWWWWWWW! OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! D*MNIT, OW!" - American Scott Speed (note: Speed has a pinched nerve in his back.)
"It (the tire choice) was the right choice." - Jack Newtown (note: real quote. This after bitching about the tire strategy after he peed quals down his leg.)
"I am VULTURE MAN!" - Christian Klein. (great. sit down, Chris.)
"V10. Eh. Screwed." - Vitantonio Liuzzi.
"I was completely invisible today. Next interview." - Nico (Wonderboy) Rosberg.
"There I am, driving along, and my paddleshifters fell off. This made it hard to change gears." - Christijan Albers.
"Quel dommage. Fromage. Gulome. Au revoir. Merde." - Franck Montagnie.
"*Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine*" - Jensen Button.
"Hard to believe F1 UPDATE! used to confuse me with Nick Heidfeld, isn't it?" - Mark Webber.
"The brake pedal started getting longer and longer, until it was dangerous." - Jarno Trulli. (note: real quote. 'Ladies and gentlemen, the porn star of brake pedals!')
"I believe in this team sob and we will react to this. I am very concentrated and motivated MORE BEER!, and I really believe that we will turn the corner and break our suspension doing it. We have to keep our feet on the ground which is hard to do in a car, keep our motivation high and me drunk and keep working at it." - Rubens Barrichello. (note: real quote.)
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" - Tiago Montiero.
"Obviously I'd like to say big thanks to the SA05! The car has done a great job since the beginning of the season." - Takuma Sato who's obviously been nipping at the sake.
Well, that's it for the French GP. Maybe we'll have a good race next time in Germany.
And maybe Rubens will sober up by then.
Posted by: flotsky at July 17, 2006 07:12 PM (6T2ID)
My god, I can hardly wait to do quotes for THAT team.
Kill me now.
Posted by: Wonderduck at July 18, 2006 11:30 AM (wZLWV)
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