September 05, 2005
"Are you SURE I can't win the Driver's Championship?" - JP Montoya.
"Yup. We're sure." - Fernando Alonso.
"I've won a race, y'know. Two, actually. Did you know that? Hello?" - Giancarlo Fisichella.
"Isn't Michelin a French company? Someone should look into that." - Kimi Raikonnen.
"Gee, my hair looks terrific." - Jarno Trulli.
"Hey, Mitchell. I can drive too. And Mom always liked you best." - Ralf Schumacher.
"I. AM. GOD. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!" - Antonio Pizzonia.
"Hopefully when we return to the higher downforce circuits of the next four races we will be able to get back on the pace." - Jensen Button. (real quote) ("WHAT pace, Button?" - F1 Update)
"I was able to avoid the incident in the first corner. For once." - Felipe Massa.
"Clearly, our race did not go well and we were much too slow. We are nowhere near where we want to be but we have to live with it. You could say we were a bit better than in Turkey, but that is still not good enough... There is no point in getting angry about our situation, we must simply try and improve, maybe in time for Spa, although that is unlikely, but possibly before the end of the season. The championship was obviously lost a while ago, but we have had a lot of good years before this one. There is no need to give up because this is all part of competition. I feel sorry for the tifosi and thank them for their support, even though we were not able to deliver them a good result. And she did not, Ralf.” - Mitchell Schumacher. (real quote)
"I guess the marshalls were getting a little over-excited." - Jacques Villeneuve. (real quote, referring to his being blue-flagged at the beginning of the race because he was holding up Kimi Raikonnen... for 10th place. F1 Update! doesn't much like Jack NewTown, but he's got a good point.)
"I think I could have finished eighth which is the best we could have hoped for today. Four more races until I'm with a GOOD team." - Rubens Barrichello.
"The race was not so good... things weren't so good." - Christian Klein. (we can't make a quote like that one up)
" 'Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.' Who does he think he is, Mitchell Schumacher?" - Mark Webber.
"Would you like my autograph? Here, let me sign that." - David Coulthard's Chin.
"Gomenesai, Honda. Gomenesai." - Takuma Sato.
"Well, at least the mechanics aren't trying to kill me. Now it's the friggin' tire manufacturer." - Tiago Montiero.
"It's D-o-o-r-n-b-o-s." - Robert Doorknob.
"*twitch* *twitch* No, I'm fine, why? *twitchtwitchtwitch* Never better. *twitchtwitchtwitch*" - Christijan Albers.
"Now they're trying to kill ME, Tiago. Help!" - Narain Karthekeyan.
Well, that's the end of the driver quotes. Next up, we've gots ourselves the almost-as-legendary-as-Monza track of Spa-Francoamerican or whatever it's called. Just leave it with "Spa," okay? 'Kay.
That was funny stuff. :-D
Do you think Jarno might find a comb sometime before the end of the season?
Posted by: Mallory at September 07, 2005 12:54 PM (M7kiy)
Use rubbing alcohol. It cleans the screen well.
Posted by: Wonderduck at September 07, 2005 03:33 PM (M7kiy)
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