January 19, 2007

Zombie Popcorn... with braaaaaaaaaaaains!

I saw this tonight, and while it's quite well done technically, and it's no different from any of the previous commercials that feature dead artists hawking new things, something about it just creeped me out. For a while, I couldn't figure out what was bothering me about it, but then it hit me:
Wise Man: This path will lead you to an unholy place. A cemetery. There the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle you must recite the words: Klattu Barada Nicto.

Ash: Wait a minute. The words. Right, right, right. Say the words. Klattu! Barada! Nn... {pause} Necktie, necturn, nickle... noodle. It's an 'n' word. It's definitely an 'n' word. {revelation!} It was definatly an 'n' word! {Ash ponders, idea!} Klattu! Barada! Nn(coughcoughcough)!

Wise Man: Dung eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all! When thou misspoke the words, the Army of the Dead awoke!!!

ARMY OF DARKNESS, am I right or am I right?

Posted by: Wonderduck at 07:21 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 "This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Hail to the king, baby!"

Oh man, do we really want to start this?

Posted by: madmike at January 20, 2007 04:00 AM (vPT3H)

2 "Welcome to the twentieth century!"

Posted by: ubu at January 20, 2007 06:02 AM (1vgcD)

3 "the dat the earth stood still"

Posted by: mike at January 20, 2007 11:28 AM (lvgCh)

4 sorry-it's supposedto say "the day the earth stood still"

Posted by: mike at January 20, 2007 11:29 AM (lvgCh)

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