April 22, 2019

When "Forward" Looks A Lot Like Taking A Nap

This evening, I headed into the loo here at Pond Central.  There was nothing special about this, it was simply to pick up a pair of reading glasses I had left there... 2x mag, look a lot like protective eyewear (because they are... they were on sale!)... when suddenly, I vurped.


Yes, that sneaky combination of burp and vomit that comes out of nowhere and heralds... well, I don't rightly know what it heralds.  Surely nothing good.  Indeed, I spent the next half-hour or so feeling right miserable as my body did... things I don't want to discuss in any detail here.  Because damn, ain't nobody need to know that.

So it was with some slight concern that I decided that I should just take a rest.  After all, what if it all came back for round two?  The results would have been catastrophic, considering the difficulty I have in getting out of my memory-foam mattress-topped bed.  Remember the bit in... um... (looks it up to confirm) yes, Life, The Universe, And Everything?  About how mattresses are actually friendly (if dim-witted) sentient creatures that are hunted, killed, dried out, and the bodies sent around the galaxy for people to sleep on?  Yes, well, I can't help but wonder about that at times, because my memory-foam mattress does try very hard to keep me in it.  I assume for digestive purposes.

But my choices were limited at this point: bed, or comfy chair which has its own problems.  Bed it was, just for a few hours.
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SIX HOURS LATER, I woke up.  The hell...?  Well, damn.  And I feel right as rain, no illness bits going on at all.  The human body is a wonderful thing, lemme tell ya... I just wish I understood what the hell is going on with mine sometimes.  Well, anyway... I'm going to move the writeup to Tuesday night... nothing else going on, really... and THEN you'll know what's gotten me so het up recently.  Stay tuned!

Posted by: Wonderduck at 11:58 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Either you got rid violently of whatever ailed you, or it was a germ with a short lifespan, or it was the effects from some kind of allergy or sinus pressure, or reflux, or....
Just glad you feel better. There is a lot of spring flu and colds this year.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at April 24, 2019 07:19 AM (sF8WE)

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