May 14, 2019

Tim Conway 1933 - 2019

Still the funniest thing I've ever seen.  

Posted by: Wonderduck at 01:12 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 FNORK!



Is in Urban Dictionary: The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously.



I counted the pauses. 43 seconds for the first punchline. 50 for the second. That he kept his face straight is a marvel.

Posted by: Ben at May 14, 2019 09:36 PM (4TRZx)

2 As I've said in the past, I usually make it until the monkey shows up.  Then I simply can't stop laughing.
I have it transliterated as "fnorky!", but I admit to maybe being wrong.

Posted by: Wonderduck at May 15, 2019 02:04 AM (EXhwA)

3 His patience was superhuman. Just... waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Just when you start to think "okay the moment has passed," bam, another brilliant bit. Then he goes back to waiting. Paul Harvey himself couldn't game a pregnant pause better.

Posted by: GreyDuck at May 15, 2019 07:43 AM (rKFiU)

4 And that, as they say, is the rest of the story.

Posted by: Wonderduck at May 15, 2019 09:27 PM (EXhwA)

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