December 20, 2020

No, No Thanks, That's Okay...

As found in one of those ridiculous Sharper Image-style catalogues:

Was the marketing department totally unaware, or was this intentional?  Could they really not have known?  If you'd be able to own one of these without saying things like "Pass the smegpot" or "could you make a fresh pot of smeg" all the time, you're a better person than me. 

I'm uneasy about the butter on the toast now.  Does that look like... um... butter... to you?

"Merry Christmas!  I got you some Smeg!"

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1 It's a very trendy Italian brand; I see their appliances a lot in photo shoots, including glamour shoots, where you'd think someone might catch on.


Posted by: J Greely at December 20, 2020 07:03 PM (ZlYZd)

2 Even worse, what if the toaster started talking to you?

Posted by: Rick C at December 21, 2020 08:40 AM (eqaFC)

3 I would never, ever, ever be able to avoid making a joke. Daily.

Posted by: GreyDuck at December 21, 2020 09:09 AM (rKFiU)

4 They're very pretty, anyway. Flat Black and Chrome can do a lot.

Also, clicking on the "Comments" link seems to not work on and right now?

Posted by: Ben at December 21, 2020 03:21 PM (9Wcjc)

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What colour is a green orange?

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