May 21, 2009
F1 Practice: Monaco 2009!
Let's get this started off with a bang, shall we?
Which is a bleedin' shame, because my prediction of the slow cars having a shot this year seems to be coming true. Lewis Hamilton's McLaren was 3rd fastest in P1 and 2nd in P2. Felipe Massa wasn't far behind in his Ferrari, being 2nd in P1 and 5th in P2.
As usual, you probably shouldn't draw any inferences from practice times, but a lot of drivers were pushing hard today. They need to; there just isn't enough time on track to loaf around in Monaco.
Not that that stops Vijay Mallyia, team owner of Force India. He's throwing a party every night on his yacht... his 300 foot long yacht. Oh, did I mention that there's a $30000 berthing fee for the race? For every boat in the harbor? No matter the size? My god... money may not solve everything, but I'd love to give it the good ol' college try.
One last bit of racing news that didn't surprise me. Instead of the usual "two-spot difference in tire compound", for Monaco they're only having a one-spot difference. Bridgestone has brought the super-soft and soft compounds to the track. This is good... there's no grip to begin with, what with the public roads making up the circuit, and throw in the small rear wing and it's miserable out there. Every car at nearly every turn was fishtailing, and at one point it looked like Nelson Piquet Jr was actually drifting through Mirabeau. While it WOULD have been exciting to see the medium tire compound on the cars, it also would have been an excitement that didn't last long. Perhaps all the way to Massanet, perhaps not, but it would have been exciting.
Qualifying on Saturday... see you then!
Robert Kubica goes "Kablammo!"
Things just go from "bad" to "goatse.cx" for BMW. Not only have they been miserable all season, but brake problems pretty much kept them out of 1st Practice... and you can see what happened to Koobs at the beginning of his first flying lap in 2nd Practice.Which is a bleedin' shame, because my prediction of the slow cars having a shot this year seems to be coming true. Lewis Hamilton's McLaren was 3rd fastest in P1 and 2nd in P2. Felipe Massa wasn't far behind in his Ferrari, being 2nd in P1 and 5th in P2.
As usual, you probably shouldn't draw any inferences from practice times, but a lot of drivers were pushing hard today. They need to; there just isn't enough time on track to loaf around in Monaco.
Not that that stops Vijay Mallyia, team owner of Force India. He's throwing a party every night on his yacht... his 300 foot long yacht. Oh, did I mention that there's a $30000 berthing fee for the race? For every boat in the harbor? No matter the size? My god... money may not solve everything, but I'd love to give it the good ol' college try.
One last bit of racing news that didn't surprise me. Instead of the usual "two-spot difference in tire compound", for Monaco they're only having a one-spot difference. Bridgestone has brought the super-soft and soft compounds to the track. This is good... there's no grip to begin with, what with the public roads making up the circuit, and throw in the small rear wing and it's miserable out there. Every car at nearly every turn was fishtailing, and at one point it looked like Nelson Piquet Jr was actually drifting through Mirabeau. While it WOULD have been exciting to see the medium tire compound on the cars, it also would have been an excitement that didn't last long. Perhaps all the way to Massanet, perhaps not, but it would have been exciting.
Qualifying on Saturday... see you then!
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May 19, 2009
A Lap Of Monaco
With running commentary from Nico "Wonderboy" Rosberg. Yeah, this track is a little narrow.
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May 18, 2009
F1 on SPEED: Monaco 2009!
The glamour. The stars. The money. The crown jewel of the F1 season. The Grand Prix of Monte Carlo.
Also the shortest track, the slowest track, the tightest circuit, the one with the most elevation changes and the fewest straightaways. In fact, you're hard-pressed to find anything straight anywhere on the circuit. But, oh, it is glorious if you win!
The track map:
You start in the front "straight", from Anthony Noghes to Sainte Devote, and begin going uphill more or less the entire way to Casino. From there, it's downhill all the way to Portier. Along the way you have to crawl through Loews (turn 6), the tightest turn in F1 (if not the world of auto racing), at 30mph.
After Portier, you hit the highest speeds in the run through the Tunnel (oh, and you're nearly blind in the process) to the Chicane, the whole way along the harbor packed with pleasure boats worth more than some F1 teams. You scream through Tabac (well, inasmuch as any car "screams" on the Monaco circuit), run past the Swimming Pool (aka Piscine), slam on the brakes in time to hit La Rascasse, avoid the parked Ferrari of Michael Schumacher at Noghes, and then you do it all again... 78 times.
Meanwhile, the fans are behind Armco barriers mere inches away from the action while sunbathers lie on the rooftops of the five-star hotels that dot the circuit. If it wasn't for history, there's no way Monaco would be on the calendar. There's no runoff area except for short escape areas near Sainte Devote and turn 13. Everything else? Armco everywhere. A slight mistake means your race is over, your suspension shattered, your front wing skittering down the road without the rest of your car.
Famously described as "trying to bicycle around your bathroom" or "flying a helicopter in your living room," Monaco is one of the three wins in racing's unofficial Triple Crown (Monaco, the Indianapolis 500, and the 24 Hours of LeMans). Now-NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya is the only current driver who has won two of them, and only Graham Hill has succeeded in accomplishing the task.
Last year's race was a wild one that saw Force India's Adrian Sutil with a shot at the podium late, until Kimi Raikkonen ran into him from behind on a wet track, and McLaren's Lewis Hamilton taking the win. This year, who knows? With all the technical changes, cars that are slower on other circuits may very well be favorites here! That's the beauty of Monaco, and the good folks at SPEED will be bringing it all to us (more-or-less) LIVE!
It all kicks off on Thursday, May 21st, from 7am to 840am, with the 2nd Practice session. Again, that's Thursday, not Friday as is usual; yet another of Monaco's quirks. Friday is an off-day, but then everything kicks off again on Saturday, May 23rd with Quals from 7am to 830am, plausibly live. At this track, if you ain't up front at the beginning of the race, it'll take a miracle (or a crash) for you to have a chance, so you'll see drivers pushing harder than normal... and crossing their fingers.
Finally, Sunday, May 24th, from 630am to 9am, brings us live coverage of the Grand Prix of Monaco, with a replay from 430p to 7p. A wonderful start to the racing fan's unofficial holiday (Monaco in the morning, the Indianapolis 500 during the day, then NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600 at night)!
See you then!
Also the shortest track, the slowest track, the tightest circuit, the one with the most elevation changes and the fewest straightaways. In fact, you're hard-pressed to find anything straight anywhere on the circuit. But, oh, it is glorious if you win!
The track map:
You start in the front "straight", from Anthony Noghes to Sainte Devote, and begin going uphill more or less the entire way to Casino. From there, it's downhill all the way to Portier. Along the way you have to crawl through Loews (turn 6), the tightest turn in F1 (if not the world of auto racing), at 30mph.
After Portier, you hit the highest speeds in the run through the Tunnel (oh, and you're nearly blind in the process) to the Chicane, the whole way along the harbor packed with pleasure boats worth more than some F1 teams. You scream through Tabac (well, inasmuch as any car "screams" on the Monaco circuit), run past the Swimming Pool (aka Piscine), slam on the brakes in time to hit La Rascasse, avoid the parked Ferrari of Michael Schumacher at Noghes, and then you do it all again... 78 times.
Meanwhile, the fans are behind Armco barriers mere inches away from the action while sunbathers lie on the rooftops of the five-star hotels that dot the circuit. If it wasn't for history, there's no way Monaco would be on the calendar. There's no runoff area except for short escape areas near Sainte Devote and turn 13. Everything else? Armco everywhere. A slight mistake means your race is over, your suspension shattered, your front wing skittering down the road without the rest of your car.
Famously described as "trying to bicycle around your bathroom" or "flying a helicopter in your living room," Monaco is one of the three wins in racing's unofficial Triple Crown (Monaco, the Indianapolis 500, and the 24 Hours of LeMans). Now-NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya is the only current driver who has won two of them, and only Graham Hill has succeeded in accomplishing the task.
Last year's race was a wild one that saw Force India's Adrian Sutil with a shot at the podium late, until Kimi Raikkonen ran into him from behind on a wet track, and McLaren's Lewis Hamilton taking the win. This year, who knows? With all the technical changes, cars that are slower on other circuits may very well be favorites here! That's the beauty of Monaco, and the good folks at SPEED will be bringing it all to us (more-or-less) LIVE!
It all kicks off on Thursday, May 21st, from 7am to 840am, with the 2nd Practice session. Again, that's Thursday, not Friday as is usual; yet another of Monaco's quirks. Friday is an off-day, but then everything kicks off again on Saturday, May 23rd with Quals from 7am to 830am, plausibly live. At this track, if you ain't up front at the beginning of the race, it'll take a miracle (or a crash) for you to have a chance, so you'll see drivers pushing harder than normal... and crossing their fingers.
Finally, Sunday, May 24th, from 630am to 9am, brings us live coverage of the Grand Prix of Monaco, with a replay from 430p to 7p. A wonderful start to the racing fan's unofficial holiday (Monaco in the morning, the Indianapolis 500 during the day, then NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600 at night)!
See you then!
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May 17, 2009
Graduation Day!
Congratulations to all of Duck U.'s graduates for 2009! Welcome to the Alumni Club!
Congratulations to all of Duck U.'s graduates for 2009! Welcome to the Alumni Club!
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Rubberduckzilla! (dun-dun-DUNNNNNNN)
It's good to be the duck.
(via The Muppet and the rarely-seen Bob)
(via The Muppet and the rarely-seen Bob)
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May 15, 2009
FIA Blinks?
After today's failed meeting between the FIA and FOTA, and Ferrari's subsequent threats to lower the legal boom on the Federation, Autoweek.com is reporting that Max Mosley is confirming that the "two-tier" (aka "Salary Cap") system is being abandoned, but only if all the teams agree to the $60 million dollar limit.
Which is better, I suppose, than having the two-tier plan, but not by much. Talks will continue in Monaco on Friday, May 22nd, which is an off-day during the GP of Monaco race weekend.
Ferrari has filed an injunction with a French court to stop any attempt by the FIA to put a cap in place. So, really we're still where we were before the meeting today, which took place without Ferrari President (and FOTA chairman) Luca di Montezemelo. He was forced to withdraw from the meeting due to the passing of his father overnight... and our best wishes go out to the di Montezemelo family.
Where do we go from here? The longer it takes, the more likely armageddon occurs. Let's hope for a resolution next weekend.
Which is better, I suppose, than having the two-tier plan, but not by much. Talks will continue in Monaco on Friday, May 22nd, which is an off-day during the GP of Monaco race weekend.
Ferrari has filed an injunction with a French court to stop any attempt by the FIA to put a cap in place. So, really we're still where we were before the meeting today, which took place without Ferrari President (and FOTA chairman) Luca di Montezemelo. He was forced to withdraw from the meeting due to the passing of his father overnight... and our best wishes go out to the di Montezemelo family.
Where do we go from here? The longer it takes, the more likely armageddon occurs. Let's hope for a resolution next weekend.
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May 14, 2009
Battle Lines Have Been Drawn
As we all know, the FIA has decided that there will be a $61 million spending cap for F1 next year. Teams that stay below that cap level will be allowed to do things differently than the teams that go above the limit. Unlimited revs on the engines and a bigger KERS power boost are a nice bonus, but having fully adjustable wings, both front and rear, would be a true boon. Forget about having to worry about a track being "low downforce" or "high downforce"... being able to adjust between high and low (or anywhere in-between) at any time, as often as you like, would be an incredible advantage to a car. So would unlimited offseason testing, another bonus given to the teams under the cap.
Of course, some of the current teams have a problem with this. Renault, not the most devoted F1 team to begin with (even when they were winning championships, they talked about withdrawing from the sport), has said that if the cap is put in place, they'll pull out of the championship. Toyota, perhaps thinking that this is the perfect way out of the money sinkhole they've created in their failed attempt to win just one race, has also said they're out when a cap becomes official. Fraternal twins Red Bull and Toro Rosso, both up-and-comers, have said the same.
However, it's the most popular team in F1 that drew the biggest line in the sand. No less a team than Scuderia Ferrari themselves has gone on record as saying that they're out if the cap is put in place... and with a May 29th deadline just a few weeks away, for now they're sticking by their guns.
Max Mosley, FIA supremo, says that F1 can survive without Ferrari, and he's probably right. As much as I, a professional Ferrari-hater, hate to admit it, F1 wouldn't be the same without the Prancing Horse.
There is an ugly battle coming here... and to be honest, for once I can't tell who will win and who will lose. Rest assured, there will be a loser. Either Ferrari's unbroken string of 60 years in the greatest motorsport series will end, or Max Mosley will be shown to be a conniving, yet sniveling, opportunist whose already weakened Presidency will surely be burned to the ground.
If a cap exists, five big teams will retire to the pits. That shouldn't be allowed to happen. Mosley must back down, or as the good folks at Planet-F1.com put it, "Mosley's legacy to F1 would be... no F1."
I'm betting on the teams. The Formula One Teams Association (FOTA) have a meeting with Mosley scheduled with Mosley this week, and I suspect something will shake loose then. Cross your fingers.
As we all know, the FIA has decided that there will be a $61 million spending cap for F1 next year. Teams that stay below that cap level will be allowed to do things differently than the teams that go above the limit. Unlimited revs on the engines and a bigger KERS power boost are a nice bonus, but having fully adjustable wings, both front and rear, would be a true boon. Forget about having to worry about a track being "low downforce" or "high downforce"... being able to adjust between high and low (or anywhere in-between) at any time, as often as you like, would be an incredible advantage to a car. So would unlimited offseason testing, another bonus given to the teams under the cap.
Of course, some of the current teams have a problem with this. Renault, not the most devoted F1 team to begin with (even when they were winning championships, they talked about withdrawing from the sport), has said that if the cap is put in place, they'll pull out of the championship. Toyota, perhaps thinking that this is the perfect way out of the money sinkhole they've created in their failed attempt to win just one race, has also said they're out when a cap becomes official. Fraternal twins Red Bull and Toro Rosso, both up-and-comers, have said the same.
However, it's the most popular team in F1 that drew the biggest line in the sand. No less a team than Scuderia Ferrari themselves has gone on record as saying that they're out if the cap is put in place... and with a May 29th deadline just a few weeks away, for now they're sticking by their guns.
Max Mosley, FIA supremo, says that F1 can survive without Ferrari, and he's probably right. As much as I, a professional Ferrari-hater, hate to admit it, F1 wouldn't be the same without the Prancing Horse.
There is an ugly battle coming here... and to be honest, for once I can't tell who will win and who will lose. Rest assured, there will be a loser. Either Ferrari's unbroken string of 60 years in the greatest motorsport series will end, or Max Mosley will be shown to be a conniving, yet sniveling, opportunist whose already weakened Presidency will surely be burned to the ground.
If a cap exists, five big teams will retire to the pits. That shouldn't be allowed to happen. Mosley must back down, or as the good folks at Planet-F1.com put it, "Mosley's legacy to F1 would be... no F1."
I'm betting on the teams. The Formula One Teams Association (FOTA) have a meeting with Mosley scheduled with Mosley this week, and I suspect something will shake loose then. Cross your fingers.
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May 13, 2009
Ducks In The Post
So Digicolleen of The Duck Show, apart from being a delightful conversationalist, is the organizer of this year's Duckfest, a slightly informal gathering of rubber duckie fans from around the planet. After discovering a few weeks ago that I wouldn't be able to attend (it's in New York), she promised to send me a present from Duckfest 2009.
Today, as I was in the process of being screeched at by a student unhappy with the amount of money I was offering her for her textbook, one of the maildesk employees stopped in and deposited a small box in front of me. Inside said box?
Yes, that's right... the official commemorative duckies from Duckfest 2009 and 2008, and a few others to boot!
She's insane... certifiable... loony... and that's why I love her so. Thanks, Colleen!!!
Today, as I was in the process of being screeched at by a student unhappy with the amount of money I was offering her for her textbook, one of the maildesk employees stopped in and deposited a small box in front of me. Inside said box?
Yes, that's right... the official commemorative duckies from Duckfest 2009 and 2008, and a few others to boot!
She's insane... certifiable... loony... and that's why I love her so. Thanks, Colleen!!!
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Glad I could make your day duck-tacular! Enjoy! Quack! Whoot!May 12, 2009
Reformatting Chiyo-chan (UPDATED)
I'm afraid this ick that I picked up at animeondvd.com has proven to be too much for me any my battery of antivirus/antimalware/antispyware suites. I'm going to be nuking my hard-drive... it's the only way to be sure.
Hopefully, I'll be back online Wednesday.
UPDATE: Reformat complete, updated to Service Pack 3, new versions of my antivirus and spyware programs, Firefox installed, yadda yadda yadda. Tomorrow comes the fun stuff.
I don't think I lost too much. I never saw any sign of ick in my external drives, or my mp3 files, or my pictures, so I saved them all to DVD before I started in with the sandpaper. The one thing that I can't replace is the master version of "...Angel.", my AMV. Hopefully it's clean.
Bedtime now.
Hopefully, I'll be back online Wednesday.
UPDATE: Reformat complete, updated to Service Pack 3, new versions of my antivirus and spyware programs, Firefox installed, yadda yadda yadda. Tomorrow comes the fun stuff.
I don't think I lost too much. I never saw any sign of ick in my external drives, or my mp3 files, or my pictures, so I saved them all to DVD before I started in with the sandpaper. The one thing that I can't replace is the master version of "...Angel.", my AMV. Hopefully it's clean.
Bedtime now.
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May 10, 2009
F1 Update!: Spain 2009!
A return to the Old World... will it be a return to the old guard in
F1, or will the new breed continue their rise to glory? THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2009 Grand Prix of Spain!
*THEIR MOTHERS WOULD BE SO PROUD: Another race, another dominating win for BrawnGP. Rubens Barrichello led until the first round of pitstops, though not without some yelling and exhorting from the pit wall. Surprisingly enough, both drivers were on three-stop strategies, though Jensen Button was switched to a two-stopper after the first... um... stop. That turned out to be the correct strategy, as Button inherited the lead when Barrichello made his stops, then ran away and hid. Afterwards the first cracks appeared in the happy smiles of the team when Rubens began complaining that he didn't intend to play second fiddle to anybody. Unfortunately that's exactly what his career has been, first to Michael Schumacher, now to Button. We'll see how that plays out down the road, but for now Brawn is just as dominating as ever.
*FACES ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE: Another disasterous day for the so-called Big Three. Felipe Massa got into the points for the first time this season, true, but Ferrari quite nearly threw his 6th place away when they screwed up on their fuel calculations and didn't put enough gas in his car to finish the race at normal levels. With six laps to go, Massa was in fourth when the team told him to dial down the fuel mixtures and the revs to conserve fuel. The Red Bull of Sebastian Vettel, with no such restrictions, blew past the limping Ferrari like it was standing still. With four laps to go, Massa was 16 seconds ahead of the Renault of HWMNBN. On the backside of the track on the final lap, HWMNBN zipped past Massa to drop him to sixth. At the finish line, Massa was only 1.5 seconds ahead of 7th and fading fast, and it was all self-inflicted by the team. He eventually ran out of fuel on the cool-down lap. Meanwhile, Massa's teammate, Kimi Raikkonen, had a hydraulics-based throttle problem that stopped the car after 17 laps, but only after the car's KERS unit had failed. Again.
Meanwhile, BMW was 7th and 11th. That may sound pretty pathetic, but it's an improvement over their previous results. McLaren nearly got Lewis Hamilton into the points, but had to settle for 9th place from the reigning world driver's champion. His teammate, Heikki Kovaleinninninnie, had a broken gearbox that forced him to retire to the pits on lap seven. Bizarro Season continues.
*DRIVER OF THE RACE: Jensen Button drove another flawless race to win, which against his teammate he had to do. He could have fought Barrichello at the start but refrained. He could have thrown it away by a slip or a bobble, but there wasn't one to be seen. When he needed to increase the size of his lead, he poured on fast lap on top of fast lap. It was, dare I say it, a Schumacher-esque performance.
*TEAM OF THE RACE: BrawnGP is dominating the series right now, but without becoming the unlikeable-800lb-gorilla team (see Ferrari). While some teams have gambled needlessly in previous races (see Ferrari, rain tires, Kimi Raikkonen), BrawnGP made sure they'd win the race by switching their drivers onto differing fuel strategies early. They ended up 1-2 on the podium, no mistakes by the team anywhere.
*MOVE OF THE RACE: At the beginning of the race, a vicious crash took out both Toro Rossos, the Farce India of Adrian Sutil, and the Toyota of Jarno Trulli. Almost immediately a Safety Car was called out while the track workers cleaned up the immense debris field left on the track afterwards. On lap 7, the SC came in and the race was back on. HWMNBN got a great tow behind the Red Bull of (eventual third-place finisher) Mark Webber down the straightaway, then dove to the inside near the pit out. Webber forced him even farther inside until HWMNBN was actually on the grass, but he still powered past the Red Bull. A very nice pass, but not the reason we're talking here. As the Renault cut in front of Webber to gain the line for the fast approaching Turn 1, Webber swooped behind HWMNBN for an instant, then set up on the inside, just off the Renault's starboard quarter. As HWMNBN braked for the turn, Webber somehow held off the brakes and streaked past, tires screaming in protest as he threw himself through the bend. The Renault tried to do a "reverse under-over" in counter-attack, but couldn't pull it off as the Red Bull stayed glued to the track and kept the power on. WHAT reduction in downforce?
*MOOOOOO-OOOVE OF THE RACE: Adrian Sutil's attempt to avoid the coming first turn schmozzle that put him in the perfect place to be speared by the spinning Toyota of Jarno Trulli would at any other time earn him the Moooooo-ooove (he never even bothered to try to make the first couple of turns, instead just diving into the run-off area. Trulli, having been punted by Nico Rosberg's Williams, spun and lanced across the track, ending up exactly where Sutil was re-entering the circuit) However, since it happened on the first lap, it is ineligible by rule for the award. Instead, we're giving the coveted award to Scuderia Ferrari for screwing up their sums and not putting enough fuel to finish the race into Felipe Massa's car and costing them a fourth-place finish. First they screw up in Quals with Kimi Raikkonen, now this? And Ferrari is supposed to be the premiere team in F1???
*DRIVER QUOTES OF THE RACE:
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*THEIR MOTHERS WOULD BE SO PROUD: Another race, another dominating win for BrawnGP. Rubens Barrichello led until the first round of pitstops, though not without some yelling and exhorting from the pit wall. Surprisingly enough, both drivers were on three-stop strategies, though Jensen Button was switched to a two-stopper after the first... um... stop. That turned out to be the correct strategy, as Button inherited the lead when Barrichello made his stops, then ran away and hid. Afterwards the first cracks appeared in the happy smiles of the team when Rubens began complaining that he didn't intend to play second fiddle to anybody. Unfortunately that's exactly what his career has been, first to Michael Schumacher, now to Button. We'll see how that plays out down the road, but for now Brawn is just as dominating as ever.
*FACES ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE: Another disasterous day for the so-called Big Three. Felipe Massa got into the points for the first time this season, true, but Ferrari quite nearly threw his 6th place away when they screwed up on their fuel calculations and didn't put enough gas in his car to finish the race at normal levels. With six laps to go, Massa was in fourth when the team told him to dial down the fuel mixtures and the revs to conserve fuel. The Red Bull of Sebastian Vettel, with no such restrictions, blew past the limping Ferrari like it was standing still. With four laps to go, Massa was 16 seconds ahead of the Renault of HWMNBN. On the backside of the track on the final lap, HWMNBN zipped past Massa to drop him to sixth. At the finish line, Massa was only 1.5 seconds ahead of 7th and fading fast, and it was all self-inflicted by the team. He eventually ran out of fuel on the cool-down lap. Meanwhile, Massa's teammate, Kimi Raikkonen, had a hydraulics-based throttle problem that stopped the car after 17 laps, but only after the car's KERS unit had failed. Again.
Meanwhile, BMW was 7th and 11th. That may sound pretty pathetic, but it's an improvement over their previous results. McLaren nearly got Lewis Hamilton into the points, but had to settle for 9th place from the reigning world driver's champion. His teammate, Heikki Kovaleinninninnie, had a broken gearbox that forced him to retire to the pits on lap seven. Bizarro Season continues.
*DRIVER OF THE RACE: Jensen Button drove another flawless race to win, which against his teammate he had to do. He could have fought Barrichello at the start but refrained. He could have thrown it away by a slip or a bobble, but there wasn't one to be seen. When he needed to increase the size of his lead, he poured on fast lap on top of fast lap. It was, dare I say it, a Schumacher-esque performance.
*TEAM OF THE RACE: BrawnGP is dominating the series right now, but without becoming the unlikeable-800lb-gorilla team (see Ferrari). While some teams have gambled needlessly in previous races (see Ferrari, rain tires, Kimi Raikkonen), BrawnGP made sure they'd win the race by switching their drivers onto differing fuel strategies early. They ended up 1-2 on the podium, no mistakes by the team anywhere.
*MOVE OF THE RACE: At the beginning of the race, a vicious crash took out both Toro Rossos, the Farce India of Adrian Sutil, and the Toyota of Jarno Trulli. Almost immediately a Safety Car was called out while the track workers cleaned up the immense debris field left on the track afterwards. On lap 7, the SC came in and the race was back on. HWMNBN got a great tow behind the Red Bull of (eventual third-place finisher) Mark Webber down the straightaway, then dove to the inside near the pit out. Webber forced him even farther inside until HWMNBN was actually on the grass, but he still powered past the Red Bull. A very nice pass, but not the reason we're talking here. As the Renault cut in front of Webber to gain the line for the fast approaching Turn 1, Webber swooped behind HWMNBN for an instant, then set up on the inside, just off the Renault's starboard quarter. As HWMNBN braked for the turn, Webber somehow held off the brakes and streaked past, tires screaming in protest as he threw himself through the bend. The Renault tried to do a "reverse under-over" in counter-attack, but couldn't pull it off as the Red Bull stayed glued to the track and kept the power on. WHAT reduction in downforce?
*MOOOOOO-OOOVE OF THE RACE: Adrian Sutil's attempt to avoid the coming first turn schmozzle that put him in the perfect place to be speared by the spinning Toyota of Jarno Trulli would at any other time earn him the Moooooo-ooove (he never even bothered to try to make the first couple of turns, instead just diving into the run-off area. Trulli, having been punted by Nico Rosberg's Williams, spun and lanced across the track, ending up exactly where Sutil was re-entering the circuit) However, since it happened on the first lap, it is ineligible by rule for the award. Instead, we're giving the coveted award to Scuderia Ferrari for screwing up their sums and not putting enough fuel to finish the race into Felipe Massa's car and costing them a fourth-place finish. First they screw up in Quals with Kimi Raikkonen, now this? And Ferrari is supposed to be the premiere team in F1???
*DRIVER QUOTES OF THE RACE:
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Happy Mother's Day 2009!
I'm going to the Old Home Pond for lunch with Momzerduck, so F1 Update might be delayed. Because nothing's more important than your mother.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
I'm going to the Old Home Pond for lunch with Momzerduck, so F1 Update might be delayed. Because nothing's more important than your mother.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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May 09, 2009
AVOID ANIMEONDVD.COM LIKE THE PLAGUE
Earlier today, I was looking for a review of the show Shuffle!, and decided to visit animeondvd.com to see what they had to say about it. I hadn't been there since they were purchased by mania.com, but I didn't think anything about it.
So, I followed a google link to their main page.
Five or six antivirus alerts later, all hell was breaking loose in my computer. Multiple trojans, backdoor thingies, vundo deposits, and something that prevented me from visiting any of the anti-virus program manufacturers and Microsoft but allegedly wasn't the Conficker worm. This was at 2pm.
It's now 903pm, and I think I've gotten all of it. Five or six runs of malwarebyte's Anti-Malware, three of my antivirus program, two of my spyware program, and repeated banging of my head against a wall, everything seems to be back to normal. Maybe. Perhaps.
I'm still not sure, to be honest.
But do NOT go to animeondvd.
So, I followed a google link to their main page.
Five or six antivirus alerts later, all hell was breaking loose in my computer. Multiple trojans, backdoor thingies, vundo deposits, and something that prevented me from visiting any of the anti-virus program manufacturers and Microsoft but allegedly wasn't the Conficker worm. This was at 2pm.
It's now 903pm, and I think I've gotten all of it. Five or six runs of malwarebyte's Anti-Malware, three of my antivirus program, two of my spyware program, and repeated banging of my head against a wall, everything seems to be back to normal. Maybe. Perhaps.
I'm still not sure, to be honest.
But do NOT go to animeondvd.
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F1 Quals: Spain 2009!
There's no question that F1's knockout qualification format is uniformly exciting, but this one was amazing. Let's take a look at the provisional grid:
For the second time in five races, Ferrari screwed up in Q1, their hubris pissing away one of their driver's race. Kimi Raikkonen was sitting P5 with about five minutes left in Q1 when the team decided that he was a lock to advance. Two minutes later he was P8. Another minute, he was P12 and everybody watching knew what was going to happen. When the session ended he was P16 and eliminated... unnecessarily. As readers of The Pond know, I'm no fan of the Red Team, but this is just sad. Farce India might be slow, but they're acting more professionally in a lot of ways than the greatest team in F1 history.
Q2 was the usual speedfest, with a twist. The previous lap record for the Circuit de Catalunya was set in 2008, by Kimi Raikkonen, at a 1:21.670. Every car in the session broke that record.
In Q3, it looked like Seb Vettel had the pole wrapped up, nearly a half-second faster than everybody else. Rubens Barrichello and Felipe Massa both turned in fast laps as the clock hit zero, but couldn't quite match his pace.
But Jensen Button was still on track, though only barely. Any laps begun before the clock hits zero count, and the best teams try to get their drivers across the line for their final hotlap as late as possible. Brawn almost held Button in the pits too long when he had stopped for his new tires. When they released him, they realized that he only had 1:24 to get around. Four seconds to spare, no problem. About halfway through his out lap, however, Robert Kubica's BMW was catching up on him. Button, thinking that Kubica was on a timed lap, slowed down to let him pass. Kubica had actually finished his last hot lap and was heading to the pits on a fuel-burning run. His pitcrew yelling in his ears to push hard, Button goosed his car and crossed the line for his final timed lap with less than a second to spare. He then ripped off a stunning lap, snatching pole from Vettel and throwing a bucket of cold water over the Red Bull pitcrew.
With the fuel loads reported, it turns out that Button is about 5kg lighter than Vettel. That's not good news for Button, but even worse for the top three is that the Ferrari of Felipe Massa, sitting in 4th, is 5kg heavier than Vettel... and he has KERS.
Should be an exciting run down to the first turn for sure! See you here for F1 Update! on Sunday!
| Pos | Driver | Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 |
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| 1 | Jenson Button | Brawn-Mercedes | 1:20.707 | 1:20.192 | 1:20.527 |
| 2 | Sebastian Vettel | RBR-Renault | 1:20.715 | 1:20.220 | 1:20.660 |
| 3 | Rubens Barrichello | Brawn-Mercedes | 1:20.808 | 1:19.954 | 1:20.762 |
| 4 | Felipe Massa | Ferrari | 1:20.484 | 1:20.149 | 1:20.934 |
| 5 | Mark Webber | RBR-Renault | 1:20.689 | 1:20.007 | 1:21.049 |
| 6 | Timo Glockenspiel | Toyota | 1:20.877 | 1:20.107 | 1:21.247 |
| 7 | Jarno Trulli | Toyota | 1:21.189 | 1:20.420 | 1:21.254 |
| 8 | HWMNBN | Renault | 1:21.186 | 1:20.509 | 1:21.392 |
| 9 | Nico Rosberg | Williams-Toyota | 1:20.745 | 1:20.256 | 1:22.558 |
| 10 | Robert Kubica | BMW Sauber | 1:20.931 | 1:20.408 | 1:22.685 |
| 11 | Kazoo Nakajima | Williams-Toyota | 1:20.818 | 1:20.531 | |
| 12 | Nelson Piquet Jr |
Renault | 1:21.128 | 1:20.604 | |
| 13 | Grizzly Nick Heidfeld | BMW Sauber | 1:21.095 | 1:20.676 | |
| 14 | Lewis Hamilton | McLaren-Mercedes | 1:20.991 | 1:20.805 | |
| 15 | Sebastien Buemi | STR-Ferrari | 1:21.033 | 1:21.067 | |
| 16 | Kimi Räikkönen | Ferrari | 1:21.291 | ||
| 17 | SeaBass | STR-Ferrari | 1:21.300 | ||
| 18 | Heikki Kovalaininnie | McLaren-Mercedes | 1:21.675 | ||
| 19 | Adrian Sutil | Force India-Mercedes | 1:21.742 | ||
| 20 | Giancarlo Fisichella | Force India-Mercedes | 1:22.204 |
For the second time in five races, Ferrari screwed up in Q1, their hubris pissing away one of their driver's race. Kimi Raikkonen was sitting P5 with about five minutes left in Q1 when the team decided that he was a lock to advance. Two minutes later he was P8. Another minute, he was P12 and everybody watching knew what was going to happen. When the session ended he was P16 and eliminated... unnecessarily. As readers of The Pond know, I'm no fan of the Red Team, but this is just sad. Farce India might be slow, but they're acting more professionally in a lot of ways than the greatest team in F1 history.
Q2 was the usual speedfest, with a twist. The previous lap record for the Circuit de Catalunya was set in 2008, by Kimi Raikkonen, at a 1:21.670. Every car in the session broke that record.
In Q3, it looked like Seb Vettel had the pole wrapped up, nearly a half-second faster than everybody else. Rubens Barrichello and Felipe Massa both turned in fast laps as the clock hit zero, but couldn't quite match his pace.
But Jensen Button was still on track, though only barely. Any laps begun before the clock hits zero count, and the best teams try to get their drivers across the line for their final hotlap as late as possible. Brawn almost held Button in the pits too long when he had stopped for his new tires. When they released him, they realized that he only had 1:24 to get around. Four seconds to spare, no problem. About halfway through his out lap, however, Robert Kubica's BMW was catching up on him. Button, thinking that Kubica was on a timed lap, slowed down to let him pass. Kubica had actually finished his last hot lap and was heading to the pits on a fuel-burning run. His pitcrew yelling in his ears to push hard, Button goosed his car and crossed the line for his final timed lap with less than a second to spare. He then ripped off a stunning lap, snatching pole from Vettel and throwing a bucket of cold water over the Red Bull pitcrew.
With the fuel loads reported, it turns out that Button is about 5kg lighter than Vettel. That's not good news for Button, but even worse for the top three is that the Ferrari of Felipe Massa, sitting in 4th, is 5kg heavier than Vettel... and he has KERS.
Should be an exciting run down to the first turn for sure! See you here for F1 Update! on Sunday!
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May 08, 2009
F1 Practice: Spain 2009!
So, the Legendary Announce Team assures us that there have been upgrades aplenty to the various cars, but there was only one that was truly visible. The good burghers at BMW have decided that their nose was the cause of all their problems, so they decided to do something about it.
First, the "old" nose style:
...and now, the new nose style:
Higher and flatter, will this be the difference between backmarker and front row?
Well, in a word, "no." The BMWs were 16th and 17th in today's second practice, and that's out of 19 (Adrian Sutil never made it on-track, due to a fuel system issue that forced the team to disassemble his car from the air scoop back).
Other than that, Ferrari has brought out a whole new chassis, reportedly 12-15kg lighter than the "old" body. As tech guru Steve Matchett pointed out, supposedly the Ferrari engineers had designed the F60 to be as light as possible to begin with, which means that they must have started to whittle away at the base structure of the chassis. That means the body must be weaker than it was, carbon fibre notwithstanding. This could lead to the chassis body flexing in the turns under g-loading. This is not optimum.
Unless, of course, the team's designers overengineered the thing, in which case their slow pace is self-inflicted. Raikkonen, driving the new F60b, ended up 10th. Massa, in the "old" F60a, wound up 15th, almost a third of a second behind his teammate.
Quals tomorrow... and who knows what tomorrow'll bring?
First, the "old" nose style:
...and now, the new nose style:
Higher and flatter, will this be the difference between backmarker and front row?
Well, in a word, "no." The BMWs were 16th and 17th in today's second practice, and that's out of 19 (Adrian Sutil never made it on-track, due to a fuel system issue that forced the team to disassemble his car from the air scoop back).
Other than that, Ferrari has brought out a whole new chassis, reportedly 12-15kg lighter than the "old" body. As tech guru Steve Matchett pointed out, supposedly the Ferrari engineers had designed the F60 to be as light as possible to begin with, which means that they must have started to whittle away at the base structure of the chassis. That means the body must be weaker than it was, carbon fibre notwithstanding. This could lead to the chassis body flexing in the turns under g-loading. This is not optimum.
Unless, of course, the team's designers overengineered the thing, in which case their slow pace is self-inflicted. Raikkonen, driving the new F60b, ended up 10th. Massa, in the "old" F60a, wound up 15th, almost a third of a second behind his teammate.
Quals tomorrow... and who knows what tomorrow'll bring?
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May 07, 2009
Inflate-o-duck!
So Momzerduck called me and said, "Son o' mine, me and Ph.Duck need a new television. Can you help us understand what we'll be looking at?" I, of course said "you betcha!" So off we went to the Big Blue Box to take a gander (duck pun) and what's out there.
After being wowed by a 26" Toshiba LCD, she took me out to eat. The dinner place we went to had a balloon artist making things for the kiddies... and balloon flowers for all the mothers. This guy was pretty good, and after presenting Momzerduck with a flower he asked me what I'd like.
Well, of course there was only one choice:
May I introduce Inflate-o-duck! And no saying he looks like a pelican. He's a duck, and durned proud of it!
After being wowed by a 26" Toshiba LCD, she took me out to eat. The dinner place we went to had a balloon artist making things for the kiddies... and balloon flowers for all the mothers. This guy was pretty good, and after presenting Momzerduck with a flower he asked me what I'd like.
Well, of course there was only one choice:
May I introduce Inflate-o-duck! And no saying he looks like a pelican. He's a duck, and durned proud of it!
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May 06, 2009
The View
Sometimes after a bad day at the Duck U. Bookstore, I'll just stand on Pond Central's balcony and stare at the field out there. Usually the view will remind me that, all things considered, things are basically okay. Sometimes the view will just be a slightly overgrown field with some trees in it.
And then you get today. I've been... grumpy... for the past few days, and the weather was making my knee hurt like the dickens. Of course, when I left the Bookstore the rain was bucketing down, and my umbrella proved unworthy of the trust I placed in it. By the time I got into the Duckmobile, I was soaked from my waist down, and my back was pretty wet, too. Of course the windows fogged over almost instantly so I wound up driving home with the windows cracked open... and getting drenched in the process.
Then I got home and realized I had left the balcony door open, meaning it had rained into Pond Central. Great, just friggin' great. I stepped outside, about ready to pitch a splitfingered fit, and stopped dead in my tracks. Then scrambled around, getting the camera. By that time, though, the trio of Devilduckies had gotten outside and... well, you see the results.
Still grumpy, but sometimes nature hands you a view to remember... and duckiebutts help, too.
Sometimes after a bad day at the Duck U. Bookstore, I'll just stand on Pond Central's balcony and stare at the field out there. Usually the view will remind me that, all things considered, things are basically okay. Sometimes the view will just be a slightly overgrown field with some trees in it.
And then you get today. I've been... grumpy... for the past few days, and the weather was making my knee hurt like the dickens. Of course, when I left the Bookstore the rain was bucketing down, and my umbrella proved unworthy of the trust I placed in it. By the time I got into the Duckmobile, I was soaked from my waist down, and my back was pretty wet, too. Of course the windows fogged over almost instantly so I wound up driving home with the windows cracked open... and getting drenched in the process.
Then I got home and realized I had left the balcony door open, meaning it had rained into Pond Central. Great, just friggin' great. I stepped outside, about ready to pitch a splitfingered fit, and stopped dead in my tracks. Then scrambled around, getting the camera. By that time, though, the trio of Devilduckies had gotten outside and... well, you see the results.
Still grumpy, but sometimes nature hands you a view to remember... and duckiebutts help, too.
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May 04, 2009
F1 On Speed!: Spain 2009!
With the Grand Prix of Spain, the F1 Circus returns home in a sense. All of the teams have their bases in either England or Europe, and Spain begins the European leg of the 'world tour', so to speak. In fact, most teams consider the first race in Europe to be the real start of the F1 season.
Look for a lot of new modifications to appear on the cars during Friday practice. Teams have been working on them for weeks, but instead of lugging them halfway around the world, they've waited until they've gotten home to bring them to light. Be it a new diffuser, a revised front wing, or something as simple as a different livery, they'll always start to appear in Europe. Of course, if the teams thought it'd make a huge difference, they'd've brought them out much earlier (winning is more important than costs in F1), but that's the way things work sometimes: you never know for sure what'll make a car a winner... or a dog.
Let's take a look at the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona ("Que?"):
It's a bumpy track, the surface is abrasive, a lot of high-speed corners at one end and slow bends at the other... and the drivers know the place like the back of their hands, since a lot of offseason testing is done here. As is usual, the best place to pass is turn 1, followed closely by turn 10, but a brave driver should be able to force the issue anywhere but turns 3 and 16... three is too long to be able to keep the car in the groove for a pass, and sixteen too important (blow the turn even a little bit and you'll ruin your run down the straight... and your whole next lap). It's basically a medium-to-low downforce track... if your car has good mechanical grip on the chassis, you go low downforce for that straightaway. If you don't have good grip normally, you crank on the wing for the tight twisty bits and hope it doesn't hurt you too badly down the straight.
This is HWMNBN's home track, for what that's worth, so expect to see a lot of him on the TV this weekend... even if he's 18th and three laps down, he says hopefully.
And at least here in the US, if he's on TV, he'll be on SPEED, where the Legendary Announce Team will be bringing us their usual sterling coverage, beginning with LIVE coverage of Friday's Second Practice from 7am to 840am. Saturday brings us plausibly LIVE coverage of Quals from 7am to 830am. Will BrawnGP continue their polesitting domination, or will the new fiddlybits on their rivals make enough of a difference to wrest the top of the grid away from the newbies?
Finally, Sunday dawns bright with the Grand Prix of Spain live from 630am to 9am. There'll be a replay from 1230pm to 3pm as well, if you forget to set the VCR or whatever it is the kids use these days.
Of course, F1 Update!'ll be here with all the gnus you can use! See you then...
Look for a lot of new modifications to appear on the cars during Friday practice. Teams have been working on them for weeks, but instead of lugging them halfway around the world, they've waited until they've gotten home to bring them to light. Be it a new diffuser, a revised front wing, or something as simple as a different livery, they'll always start to appear in Europe. Of course, if the teams thought it'd make a huge difference, they'd've brought them out much earlier (winning is more important than costs in F1), but that's the way things work sometimes: you never know for sure what'll make a car a winner... or a dog.
Let's take a look at the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona ("Que?"):
It's a bumpy track, the surface is abrasive, a lot of high-speed corners at one end and slow bends at the other... and the drivers know the place like the back of their hands, since a lot of offseason testing is done here. As is usual, the best place to pass is turn 1, followed closely by turn 10, but a brave driver should be able to force the issue anywhere but turns 3 and 16... three is too long to be able to keep the car in the groove for a pass, and sixteen too important (blow the turn even a little bit and you'll ruin your run down the straight... and your whole next lap). It's basically a medium-to-low downforce track... if your car has good mechanical grip on the chassis, you go low downforce for that straightaway. If you don't have good grip normally, you crank on the wing for the tight twisty bits and hope it doesn't hurt you too badly down the straight.
This is HWMNBN's home track, for what that's worth, so expect to see a lot of him on the TV this weekend... even if he's 18th and three laps down, he says hopefully.
And at least here in the US, if he's on TV, he'll be on SPEED, where the Legendary Announce Team will be bringing us their usual sterling coverage, beginning with LIVE coverage of Friday's Second Practice from 7am to 840am. Saturday brings us plausibly LIVE coverage of Quals from 7am to 830am. Will BrawnGP continue their polesitting domination, or will the new fiddlybits on their rivals make enough of a difference to wrest the top of the grid away from the newbies?
Finally, Sunday dawns bright with the Grand Prix of Spain live from 630am to 9am. There'll be a replay from 1230pm to 3pm as well, if you forget to set the VCR or whatever it is the kids use these days.
Of course, F1 Update!'ll be here with all the gnus you can use! See you then...
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May 01, 2009
That Terrible Weekend.
It was the San Marino Grand Prix, 1994.
First, it was rookie Rubens Barrichello, the protoge of Ayrton Senna, the best F1 racer at the time. Hitting the curb in the Variante Bassa at around 180mph, Barrichello's car was launched nearly over the tire barrier and into the catchfence. His car was then ejected from the fence and tumbled two or three times, coming to rest upside down.
He had suffered a broken nose and arm, and was knocked out. His tongue blocked his windpipe, and only quick action by the track workers kept him from death.
On Saturday during qualifying, Roland Ratzenberger, in his first year as a F1 driver (though experienced in LeMans-style racing) ran over a curb in the Acque Minerali chicane. Unbeknownst to him, his front wing was probably damaged. A lap later, he could not make it through the Villenueve kink and slammed into a concrete barrier nearly head-on at 200mph.
While the cockpit area was undamaged, the force of the impact caused a basal skull fracture (the same type of injury that killed Dale Earnhart Sr), killing him instantly.
Amazingly, on Sunday the race went on. When the lights went out, JJ Lehto's Benneton car stalled on the grid and was run into from behind by an accelerating Pedro Lamy, bringing out the safety car. For the next few laps, the field circled behind it, tires cooling and losing grip. The safety car went off, and two laps later, came another accident.
Ayrton Senna left the track at Tambourello, and crashed into an unprotected concrete wall at around 130mph. The right side of the car hit the wall at a shallow angle, breaking the suspension and shearing off the tires. It was not a devastating accident by any means. However, the front right wheel was launched into the cockpit, then high into the air. The tire had slammed into Senna's helmet, shoving his head back against the headrest with such force that he suffered severe skull fractures. In addition, a piece of the suspension still attached to the wheel punched through Senna's visor just above his right eye. Either injury would have been fatal on their own.
In the cockpit of Senna's car was an Austrian flag, which he had planned to fly after the race in tribute to Roland Ratzenberger.
The day was April 30th, 1994. Fifteen years ago.
As a result of that terrible weekend, many now-common safety rules were instituted by Formula 1. The predecessor of today's HANS device. Higher sills on the cockpits to prevent tires from striking the drivers. Wheel tethers. Improved crash barriers (and no more exposed concrete walls). Redesigned tracks to lower speeds. Higher crash tolerances for the cars.
No Formula 1 driver has died during a race weekend since.
Senna was given a state funeral in Sao Paolo, Brazil, and three days of mourning were declared. The majority of the F1 community was in attendance, along with a half-million Brazillians.
Max Mosely, the president of the FIA, was not. Instead, he attended the funeral for Roland Ratzenberger two days later. In an interview 10 years after, he said one of the few genuinely good things I've ever heard him say: "I went to his funeral because everyone went to Senna's. I thought it was important that somebody went to his."
Rubens Barrichello has since set the record for career starts in Formula 1. He has no memory of his accident.
First, it was rookie Rubens Barrichello, the protoge of Ayrton Senna, the best F1 racer at the time. Hitting the curb in the Variante Bassa at around 180mph, Barrichello's car was launched nearly over the tire barrier and into the catchfence. His car was then ejected from the fence and tumbled two or three times, coming to rest upside down.
He had suffered a broken nose and arm, and was knocked out. His tongue blocked his windpipe, and only quick action by the track workers kept him from death.
On Saturday during qualifying, Roland Ratzenberger, in his first year as a F1 driver (though experienced in LeMans-style racing) ran over a curb in the Acque Minerali chicane. Unbeknownst to him, his front wing was probably damaged. A lap later, he could not make it through the Villenueve kink and slammed into a concrete barrier nearly head-on at 200mph.
While the cockpit area was undamaged, the force of the impact caused a basal skull fracture (the same type of injury that killed Dale Earnhart Sr), killing him instantly.
Amazingly, on Sunday the race went on. When the lights went out, JJ Lehto's Benneton car stalled on the grid and was run into from behind by an accelerating Pedro Lamy, bringing out the safety car. For the next few laps, the field circled behind it, tires cooling and losing grip. The safety car went off, and two laps later, came another accident.
Ayrton Senna left the track at Tambourello, and crashed into an unprotected concrete wall at around 130mph. The right side of the car hit the wall at a shallow angle, breaking the suspension and shearing off the tires. It was not a devastating accident by any means. However, the front right wheel was launched into the cockpit, then high into the air. The tire had slammed into Senna's helmet, shoving his head back against the headrest with such force that he suffered severe skull fractures. In addition, a piece of the suspension still attached to the wheel punched through Senna's visor just above his right eye. Either injury would have been fatal on their own.
In the cockpit of Senna's car was an Austrian flag, which he had planned to fly after the race in tribute to Roland Ratzenberger.
The day was April 30th, 1994. Fifteen years ago.
As a result of that terrible weekend, many now-common safety rules were instituted by Formula 1. The predecessor of today's HANS device. Higher sills on the cockpits to prevent tires from striking the drivers. Wheel tethers. Improved crash barriers (and no more exposed concrete walls). Redesigned tracks to lower speeds. Higher crash tolerances for the cars.
No Formula 1 driver has died during a race weekend since.
Senna was given a state funeral in Sao Paolo, Brazil, and three days of mourning were declared. The majority of the F1 community was in attendance, along with a half-million Brazillians.
Max Mosely, the president of the FIA, was not. Instead, he attended the funeral for Roland Ratzenberger two days later. In an interview 10 years after, he said one of the few genuinely good things I've ever heard him say: "I went to his funeral because everyone went to Senna's. I thought it was important that somebody went to his."
Rubens Barrichello has since set the record for career starts in Formula 1. He has no memory of his accident.
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I Much Prefer "PerVECT," thank you very much
...and yes, there will be a review.
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April 29, 2009
Random Anime Picture #43: Epic Cuteness
-Chrome-shelled Regios, ep06
How not to open a letter.
-Chrome-shelled Regios, ep06
How not to open a letter.
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