1 No...it's Sunday. <checks clock...> Monday.

I slept all weekend, too.  Not sure it was the best thing, but it's done already.

2 In all the years of reading your life unfold, I'm vexed that I cannot recall you ever on vacation.  Not time off nor your unemployment, but you setting out to parts familiar or unfamiliar for some simple fun.
Am I wrong or are you crazy?  Or, some combination thereof?
You blog about all these car races... where are your selfies there?
And, because this is written: please do not misunderstand: after a decade of the blog version of you, I want you well.

3 My last vacation was in December of 2011.  Prior to that was sometime in 2008.
It has always been the case that when I have time to go on vacation, I can't afford it.  And when I can afford it, I don't have the time.
One can call me crazy easily enough.  I won't disagree.

4 Why not do a day trip on the weekend? Or even an afternoon trip? Go out, see something that isn't work or your house, have fun.