March 09, 2008
ARIA, Undines and Promotions.
The world of
ARIA is a lush and expansive one, with three series worth of anime (
ARIA the Animation, 13 episodes;
ARIA the Natural, 26 episodes and one OVA, "
Arietta", and
ARIA the Origination, currently on ep8 of 13), and two separate manga (
Aqua and
Aria) to draw details from (please note that this post draws only from the anime)
The setting for
ARIA is the city of Neo-Venezia, nearly a brick-for-brick copy of the Italian city of Venice (which has been abandoned, finally slipping under the water of the Adriatic sea; whether this is because of eco-disaster or natural subsidence of the city is unknown), located on what was called Mars, now Aqua after extensive terraforming. Like the original, Neo-Venezia is waterbound, with canals replacing streets. As one would expect, the gondolieri of Venice made the trek to Aqua as well. The profession underwent a sea change (pardon the pun) in Neo-Venezia, however.
Now called Undines, the gondolieri of Neo-Venezia are exclusively female. A mix of tour guide and limo driver, Undines might almost be considered the 'rock stars' of Neo-Venezia, with magazines devoted to them, and the best being known city-wide and beyond, with their fame seemingly reaching to 'Manhome', as Earth is now called.
The Undines are well-organized, with their own guild of sorts, the Gondolier's Association. The 'gondolier concession', if you will, is run by three companies: Orange Planet (the largest, whose uniforms are lined with yellow), Himeya (the oldest, red), and Aria Company (the company followed in the show, blue).

There may be at least two other companies in Neo-Venezia as well (whose uniform colors are green and purple, respectively), but other than a brief moment in one episode, they exist 'off-stage', if you will.
Given all this, there are a few things that have bothered me (slightly) about the world of the Undines:
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I think Aria works so well because we never need to worry about the details. The world of Aria generally isn't so irrational that we can't believe that there could be a logical explanation for the fact that we never actually see money change hands in the series until episode 4 of Origination. It's probably better this way, given the one thing I've seen that completely threw me out of the suspension of disbelief regarding the series is the forced explanation of how the Gnomes maintain an Earth-normal gravity on Mars in Aria the Natural. If they did provide us with an explanation, we'd probably end up with some hokey Star Trek utopian economic system.
Most of the questions I've wanted answers to are details about the backstory of the characters, rather than the world itself. What made Akari so enthralled that she decided to leave home to travel to Aqua and be an Undine? Does Alice have family on Aqua, and what is her school life like? What was Akira's reaction to Alicia getting accepted into Aria company, and why didn't Alicia try to join her friend at Himeya? Can we get any of Athena's backstory before she met Alicia and Akira? What's Aika's family like?
Posted by: Civilis at March 10, 2008 07:44 PM (ODZ3Q)
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You definitely get the impression that Mars and Neo-Venezia are a backwater in human civilization, if you will. Plenty of customers comment on it - even though there's plenty of SF-ish stuff around Neo-Venezia, there's absolutely -nothing- like it back on Earth.
So, possible explanations...
- It's SF: The technology available to all the future folk means that money isn't a particularly big worry. You can get material goods for nothing, or so close to nothing that it's not a concern. Money's chief use, then, would be for services, and not just "to have services performed" but "to have a human perform those services". The charge is for the undine, not for the ride, as it were. That would also explain why the undines take so much care in training and comportment - they ARE their product, not so much a monopoly as a brand name, if you will.
This would explain the loose view of money - you don't ever really need it, except as a call on someone else's time and effort, since everything really could be done by machinery if you wanted to do it that way. So people are free to do things like set up unusual roadside stands near seldom-visited Japanese-style temples, or create wonderful open-air baths out of the wreckage of an abandoned house, or what have you; the money's not a means of supporting yourself as much as it is a marker of appreciation from those who use the service you provide.
Only problem is, that doesn't adequately explain the salamanders and gnomes, who are clearly providing a public service; they aren't short on cash, so somehow they're getting money, which implies a system of taxation.
There is, however, NO incentive to efficiency (at least, not in N-V!) Lots of things are done in ways that can be described as "charming", where if the cost of providing the service were subject to profit motive, you'd see something more advanced or at least less idiosyncratic. (Seriously, you set up a planet-wide system of tunnels and moving super-dense balls to generate stronger gravity, and you let it be run by a short guy bangin' away on an organ keyboard?)
- It's the boonies: Partly the above, but N-V is way behind Earth in development. Could just be that all that Earth business means that everyone in N-V is the local equivalent of wealthy, in a tourist-town sort of way; visiting Earth tourists don't mind dropping the local equivalent of a year's room and board for a day's tour guide. The oligopoly sets the prices, so competition doesn't drive them down. N-V gets its goods from even more impoverished (relatively speaking) and less-picturesque areas of Aqua without a tourism business.
- The rat race is thataway, silly: N-V is a town full of romantics, after all. It's entirely possible that it's just full of people who don't honestly give a damn about high-tech gewgaws, attracts such people (Akari), and anyone who wants "the better life" and the attendant stuff just emigrates.
Posted by: AvatarADV at March 12, 2008 01:38 AM (LMDdY)
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This is going to sound horrible, but what episode is the "superdense balls and keyboard" one??? I don't remember ANYTHING like that, not even during the episode when Aika visited Al to show off her hairstyle.
I'm wondering if I missed an episode somewhere!
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 12, 2008 07:03 AM (DcSb+)
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The anime is very faithful to the 3 volume Aria manga (ADV). The manga does not stray into technical discussions on the economy.
Posted by: conrad6 at March 12, 2008 10:10 AM (TBk3U)
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It's in the manga somewhere, Duck. Can't remember if it's in Aria or Aqua, and most of that is buried in my rolling library at the moment. If I recall correctly, that was the one with Al and his grandfather; there was a quickie explanation of what it was they were doing.
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Poor Alice... that was just mean.
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ARIA the Origination, ep08
That'll tide you over until I get the ARIA post I mentioned last week finished.
That darn ick made it impossible to write clearly...
...then it's F1 time again!
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Alice has been on the receiving end of a lot these past couple of episodes. I enjoyed seeing Alice actually happy for once, but then she gets the rug knocked out from under her happy world again (as Athena's feet literally get out from under
her). Hopefully, Alice will find her happy place by the end of the next episode...
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Mee.Nu Problems
Earlier today, mee.nu, the domain for a good many blogs (including
Chizumatic and
Brickmuppet), was having problems being 'located', if you will, by the internet as a whole. If you tried to visit those sites, you received a message stating "this domain is registered and maintained by one of our customers".
Pixy Misa, the great guru of mee.nu (and the charter member of The Order of The Honorary Duck), got the problem resolved very quickly; impressive, since he's in Australia and the problem was occurring around 9am Pond Time.
Unfortunately, the problem seems to have returned. So if you've been having problems getting to any of those sites, that's what's going on. Don't panic, they'll be back soon.
(Pixy tells me that The Pond is maintained on one of the same servers as those carrying .mee.nu sites, but since I'm a carryover from the .mu.nu days, I'm not affected.)
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March 07, 2008
F1 Pr0n: Williams FW30!

T3h 3\/1L!
Looks aren't everything, but the new Williams charger, the FW30, has an aura of menace and nasty around it. It's been a while (Minardi '05) since we've had a black and white car on the grid, it's kinda nice to see.
On second thought, maybe Williams doesn't want to invite comparisons to Minardi...
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I love this paint job! It looks elegant (which, I guess, is an odd word for a race car). Less than a week to go until we can see it on the race course.
YAY!!!!
Posted by: Mallory at March 08, 2008 09:21 AM (WJ2qy)
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We can't really tell what the paint job looks like, because all those pictures are B/W. What does it look like in color?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 08, 2008 10:02 AM (+rSRq)
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*snort* You have a point there.
(Unless, of course, you're serious, Steven, in which case I direct you to the Bridgestone logo on the nose.)
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 08, 2008 12:10 PM (UdB9M)
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That was photoshopped in. Notice that it isn't in color in the last picture.
Also note that your closeup isn't in black-and-white.
What they did with most of those pictures was to drop the saturation to zero, and in the case of the two with the colored logo those parts were either excluded using a mask, or (my opinion) recolored afterwards.
I wonder why they did that only for the Bridgestone logo? The AT&T logo should be blue, not black.
I won't believe that the paint job really is black-and-white unless I see a picture of the car in a colored setting.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 08, 2008 04:07 PM (+rSRq)
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Also note that the Bridgestone logo isn't colored in the fourth picture.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 08, 2008 04:08 PM (+rSRq)
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Also note that I'm using lousy quality pictures; in the source (easily found online) photo, it IS colored.
I won't believe that the paint job really is black-and-white unless I see a picture of the car in a colored setting.But, Steven, why in the world would Williams photoshop their car's livery to make it look black? Especially when I'm not using
pictures that show the drivers standing next to (or sitting on) the car? Sure, you can mask them, too, but
what's the point? One good reason, that's all I'd ask for.
(For the record, some websites say that it's not black, but a very dark blue. Okay, I can buy that; I don't have the greatest monitor in the world. Close enough, though.)
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 08, 2008 11:20 PM (AW3EJ)
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OK, having seen those pictures, now I buy it.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 09, 2008 12:42 AM (+rSRq)
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Is it me or does that front wing look like a recipe for decapitation?
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March 05, 2008
The Ick Is Back... d*mm*t.

Sick Yuno FTW x2!
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I had a cough? It's back. The difference now, though, is that I know what it ISN'T:
It isn't a flu (did you know they've got a test for that now? They stick a q-tip up your nose then do something with it and then they know if you've got the flu... miracles never cease!), it's not pneumonia, it's not whooping
crane cough,
it's not a toomah, which means it's probably a virus. And that, ladies and gentlemen (and my regular readers) means...
...there's nothing they can do for me, except try to keep the cough from expelling my lungs from my chest and out my mouth. Whee.
That
Aria post I was talking about is still in the works; it'll get up eventually. For now, though, I'm going to bed.
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March 04, 2008
Gary Gygax Has Failed His Saving Throw.
Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons, and one of the founders of TSR Games (and the Dungeon Hobby Shop),
passed away today.
I can't even begin to tell you how many hours I spent in Vaucaunson's Duck's basement, playing D&D with the group (John, The Other John, Paul, David, Jeff, and The Other Jeff)... many, many,
many nights worth, that's for sure. Lord only knows how many cans o' coke met their ends at our hands, or how many dice rolled across the table (and we never reached 4th level, either...).
I suspect that many of my readers have similar stories; the guy was a legend in the years before computer gaming took over, and has only grown in stature since, even after being shoved out of the game by TSR going under and being acquired by Wizards of the Coast.
Vauc, I remember he tried to hire Dr John once upon a time... any thoughts for the crowd?
UPDATE:
Order Of The Stick pays tribute and does it right.
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He had such an awesome last name too - like something straight out of the monster manual.
I haven't played D&D for over 20 years, but it took up a lot of my time when I was a kid in the '80s.
I'll definitely hoist a beer tonight in his honor.
Posted by: astro at March 04, 2008 07:13 PM (RXNsB)
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Hoist a beer, and roll a 20-sided die.
Posted by: Mike at March 04, 2008 07:52 PM (oGRMS)
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Order of the Stick is apparently overwhelmed--I haven't been able to get to the site since you posted the link.
However,
Penny Arcade proposes his
epitaph--and it is the best ever, for anyone.
Posted by: refugee at March 05, 2008 12:28 PM (8hipT)
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The Pond has that effect on a lot of websites... I link, they crash. Must be the huge amount of traffic I send their way.
Who needs an Instalanche when you can get a Pond Flood?
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 05, 2008 05:44 PM (AW3EJ)
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God bless the Japanese...
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How many fetishes can YOU find in this picture?
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March 02, 2008
Random Anime Pictures #11

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Spice + Wolf, ep08
"Hey, I've got a great idea for a show."
"Okay, tell me.""Medieval economics. We'll follow a guy in a cart around as he goes from town to town trading pepper for apples, and then for wheat. It'll be great!"
"...""Whaddya think?"
"ARE YOU INSANE?""Huh?"
"Medieval economics? There's no way people would watch that!""B-b-b-but... why not?"
"Not enough girls!""Mmm... how about we give him a wolf goddess disguised as a teen girl as a partner?"
"NOW you're talking!"
You wouldn't think there'd be any chance that a show like Spice + Wolf would be interesting, but it is. Unfortunately, it's interesting because of Horo (the abovementioned wolf goddess), not because of the main premise (medieval trading) or storyline. Horo's feisty, clever, witty, and her ears and tail are cute (as she'll tell you at any time)... and she's practically the only reason to watch the show. I'm not sure I've ever seen a series that's so dominated by a character. There's one episode where she's not on screen until the final thirty seconds, and it's really bad. I mean, REALLY bad: "two guys sitting in a room, talking" bad.
I can't recommend Spice + Wolf, but there are a lot of worse shows out there... and please note that I'm watching it to the bitter end. Maybe we'll figure out why Horo the wolf goddess looks more like a fox than a wolf...
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Posted by: refugee at March 03, 2008 11:12 AM (8hipT)
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Yeah, that's about right...
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 03, 2008 08:33 PM (UdB9M)
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errrr, kinda lost me at 'economics'.
This cart they drag around - does it have AirBags?
Posted by: Simon at March 04, 2008 10:30 AM (rmH/k)
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What's all this crazy talk? W&S is the best show currently running. I even really like the economic aspects of it.
One problem I do see is that as Horo picks thing up and becomes more clever, she's starting to expose Lawrence as somewhat of a dim bulb. I thought it would have gone the other way.
The fox thing has been bugging me as well.
Posted by: astro at March 04, 2008 12:26 PM (RXNsB)
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I suspect the decision has a lot to do with not having an indigenous wolf to base her on. If there are any
wolves left in the wild in Japan, they're going to be small like a fox. Her coloring is definitely that of a
red fox.
Posted by: Will at March 04, 2008 05:01 PM (WnBa/)
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The wild wolves in the series look more like real wolves. Either her mother lied to her about her dad, or the animators realized that foxes are a lot cuter than wolves.
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I love this shot...
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I'm currently working on a post about an aspect of the ARIA world that's bothered me for a while. It's not a problem with the show at all, but one of those things that's like the socket of a recently-pulled tooth... you can't help but poke at it with your tongue. With any luck, it should be up on Sunday.
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I'm surprised Alice didn't go through half of Episode Six with that sweat drop permanently fixed to her face.
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March 01, 2008
One Last "...Angel" Post.
I almost wish I hadn't checked this.
The VCAs have a new feature this year, showing where each nominee ranked in the voting in each category."...Angel" was the best of the non-finalists in the "Best First Video" category.
UPDATE: No it wasn't, at least not because of this list. It's in alphabetical order by video name; of course, I was looking at the name of the creator instead. Thanks to Andrew F. for pointing that out. Guess I just
wanted it to be true so much that I just didn't research it enough.
SO close, OH so close... congrats to OneLastKiss123, though. Really good video, there.
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Dude, what?
I grabbed the "finalists" pack when it came out, and... I'm sorry, but that .hack//Sign video was a complete waste of electrons. It had the futhermucking subtitles in it! And that beat your video how, exactly?
You wuz robbed. At least, robbed of a finalist berth. You shoulda been a contender.
Posted by: GreyDuck at March 01, 2008 11:06 AM (2Yvi7)
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GD, if you go into the forums at The Org, there were quite a few people asking the same question (well, more asking "how did that make it into the finals of ANY category" as opposed to "how did that beat '...Angel'?") for the same reason.
I'm not going to bad-mouth the creator or his product; I'll take the high road and say "it beat my video because it got more votes" and leave it at that.
But thank you for your support! I appreciate it muchly, and hope you're feeling better!
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 01, 2008 04:37 PM (UdB9M)
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Err... not to demean your vid in any way, but isn't it just first in alphabetical order?
Posted by: Andrew F. at March 01, 2008 04:44 PM (YSNWT)
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Yo, WD - long time no speak
Posted by: Simon at March 01, 2008 10:15 PM (+ul5U)
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Andrew, how dare you notice such details?
*sigh*
I was looking at creator name, not at AMV title. Crap. Everybody, never mind...
SIMON!!! Where ya been, mate?
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 01, 2008 11:29 PM (DcSb+)
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Well, it's a bit of long story - so i'll knock an email together for you later to fill you in on all the details.
Posted by: Simon at March 02, 2008 04:08 AM (+ul5U)
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Think of it this way... you didn't make it to the finals for "Best First Video", but you totally won "Alphabetical Order"!
Posted by: Andrew F. at March 02, 2008 04:22 PM (YSNWT)
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March 13, 2008
An Official Pond Announcement
(bumped to top)I'm afraid I have some unhappy news to announce. The F1 UPDATE! crew will probably not be able to do a report for the upcoming Australian Grand Prix Qualifying sessions Friday night.
This past Sunday night I went to bed, but about five minutes after my head hit the pillow, the left side of my mouth felt like someone had shoved a white-hot knitting needle into it. It didn't stop until I figured out that it hurt only when I was laying down; I got about two hours of sleep sitting in an armchair.
I got into the dentist's office this morning, and she took one look at the x-ray and said "Yup, there's no chance of saving that one. Plus there's some swelling, too. If we let it stay in there, there's a good chance it'll REALLY start to hurt, and get infected to boot." A few minutes later, I got 'lucky': there was a cancellation in the oral surgeon's schedule for Friday, so they'll be able to get me in for an extraction under general anesthetic.
In some ways, that's great news. The tooth hasn't hurt since Sunday, but that side of my face has some slight amount of swelling, and has felt quite warm since Tuesday or so. Getting the damned thing out of my head can't do anything but help. Unfortunately, the extraction is late Friday afternoon, and I might not be recovered enough to watch the quals and write about them until, at the earliest, Saturday afternoon.
I suppose it's possible, sure, but given my past history with tooth extractions, I'm not betting on it. I WILL be here for the race, and there WILL be a F1 UPDATE! afterwards... assuming there's no difficulties with the surgery, of course.
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