F1 Update: Spain 2015
A beautiful sunny day rose over Barcalounger as the F1 Circus began its swing across Europe today. For the first time in 2015, someone other than Lewis Hamilton led the Blundering Herd to the grid as teammate Nico Rosberg had the honors of fast lap during Quals, and he was desperate for a win. So what happened? THIS is your F1 Update! for the 2015 Grand Prix of Spain!
Here is the most excitement we had all day:
This is Turns 1 and 2 of the first lap. Nico Rosberg leads the Ferrari of Seb Vettel, who took advantage of a poor start by Lewis Hamilton to move into second place.
From this point in time until the end of the race, the Grand Prix of Spain was one of sheer tedium. There was almost no passing on track, no real drama despite the best efforts of the Legendary Announce Team to create some late in the race, and the only excitement came when two separate front jack men got run over by their cars (McLaren's HWPMBNSTITF suffered brake failure, and Lotus' Lettuce Grosjean suffered brain failure).
It was a reversion to the bad old days of the early-to-mid 2000s, when all passing was done in the pit lanes, races were processionals, and the winners could often be named before qualifying based on tire manufacturer. Back then, refueling was the gimmick that allowed for races to hinge on pit strategy. Now we have DRS which makes it impossible for the car ahead to defend a legit passing attempt, and bodywork that messes up airflow over the car behind, making it impossible for them to get close enough to make a legit passing attempt.
Now, I'm not going to say that every race is going to be a Spanish Grand Prix, and we knew coming in that this wasn't going to be the most interesting race in the world ("I don't always race cars..."), but this was really not good at all. Nico Rosberg only ever lost the lead during pit stop rotations, and then only briefly. Hamilton never had a challenge for him and, as previously mentioned, could not do anything about Ferrari's Seb Vettel on track. A quick change of plan to a three-stop strategy allowed him to race hard enough to pass him in the pits for second. Fourth was Valterri Bottas in his Williams, another near-podium yet invisible race for the Martini-striped car. The Ferrari of Kimi Raikkonen overcame his qualifying woes to pull himself up to a complaint-filled fifth. The other Williams, driven by Felipe Massa ended up in sixth, with just as equally invisible a drive as his teammate's.
Nobody else was on the same lap.
So from a nearly-literal snoozefest in Spain, we head next to the Principality of Monaco and the streets of Monte Carlo. When one thinks of Monaco, the first thing that leaps to mind is not passing. However, it's such a visceral experience that one barely notices as the cars race down narrow city streets past fans wearing clothes that cost more than the F1 cars going by, or lounging on yachts in the harbor, or sunbathing next to swimming pools on the roofs of gigamillion-dollar hotels. With everything else going on to excite the senses, the Monaco Grand Prix can get away with it. Not so with Spain, a bare circuit with little visual stimulation.
Monaco is the one place on the calendar where raw grunt is not needed. Perhaps there we will see another dent in the Mercedes domination. See you in two weeks!
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Because when I think fast and expensive and exotic cars, I think "utter, mind-numbing tedium."
Er, wait.
But it sure seems to be going that way, doesn't it?
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 10, 2015 10:39 PM (/zxpg)
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Really, I'm beginning to wonder why I bother. Which is sad, because I used to love F1, used to anticipate the race weekends... and now they're just... something I have to do.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 11, 2015 03:32 AM (jGQR+)
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From a point-of-view of cynicism and ignorance, I would think the combination of Mercedes dominance and boring races would lead to rule changes for next year.
They've been making rule changes for the last few years, mostly of the form of banning almost any interesting engineering innovation. The result has been a monotous uniformity among all the cars, leadng to boring races.
Letting Tilke design most of the race tracks has left a legacy of failure and boredom.
Also, crippling the tracks that already existed by putting zigzag slower-downers ("chicanes"?) on the long straights to slow down the cars. Check out Monza, for instance. They put three of those suckers in the course and ruined it. Suzuka is an awesome track, but it would be better if it didn't have two of those things.
F1 is about innovation -- but not too much or too radical innovation, you know? And if anyone comes up with a really radical innovation, then they change the rules to ban it.
F1 is about speed -- but not too much speed, you know? Any time things get too fast, they change the courses to slow everyone down and change the rules to reduce engine power again. (And then ban in-race refueling so that they are limited by the amount of fuel they can carry from the start.)
They need to figure out what they're selling and stop crippling it.
(I don't know if Wonderduck will agree with this rant. Don't blame him for it.)
Their response to increasing boredom has been design kludges, like DRS. And that's the wrong answer. Part of the solution is to unbind the design engineers. If someone wants to design a car with six tires, let 'em! If someone wants to use a V-16 engine, let 'em!. If someone wants to use a turbine, let 'em! If someone figures out how to use the exhaust stream to get better down-force, let 'em! Let a thousand flowers bloom!
And then stop crippling the tracks. Get rid of all those damned chicanes! If the drivers can spend most of the race flooring it, let 'em!
Pete, to specifically answer your point, most of the spec 1 series don't have the kind of stifling rules that F1 has. The cars/boats are all the same but it's a good sameness, not a dull sameness. The problem with F1 isn't that the cars are nearly all the same, as such, the problem is that what they are force to be by the rules amounts to being crippled.
If F1 let a thousand flowers bloom, what they fear is that one team will end up hugely better than anyone else and run away with the championship. But that happens anyway, like with Mercedes this year. (And last year.)
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Honestly, I think a big part of the problem is tire degradation combined with extremely high amounts of information in the hands of the teams.
The degradation specifically hurts teams that try to challenge for places. NO car on the track is running full-out, save in qualifying, or one last lap on tires you're about to swap out because who cares about the degradation once you're off the tires?
The aero disruption existed in previous seasons. But in those seasons, the tires (especially the harder tires) had more life in them, and you could afford to go toe-to-toe with the guy in front of you for a few laps. Sure, you could overdo it and burn up your tires, but it wasn't a race-killer to get up within a second of the guy in front of you.
This year, the tires are made of candy-floss and spun glass. The teams simply don't want to run anywhere in the vicinity of another car, and they don't want to run their cars as fast as the car can go, because doing either means your tires run out and you lose to the guy who's running his optimum race up front. The guys in back can't force the guys up front to their full pace. Sure, DRS lets you get around someone who's tremendously slower, but if you can't run close enough to a fast car in order to activate it without burning five laps off your tires, then it ain't gonna matter much at the front of the pack.
And it's certainly possible to use rules to make a race exciting - just check out a restrictor-plate NASCAR race, where every car is running with a crippled radiator. (And quite wisely, they don't do that every race, just on a few...) But the rules F1 has implemented aren't working for that.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at May 11, 2015 10:06 PM (pWQz4)
9They need to figure out what they're selling and stop crippling it.
I don't disagree with Steven's basic point here, but we've seen what happens when the gates to the castle are thrown open wide and the barbarians are told "go right ahead."
There used to be a racing series called the Canadian-American Challenge Cup... or Can-Am. It raced under Group 7 restrictions, which basically came down to "no weapons." Everything else was fair game. It lasted for eight years, 1966-1974, during which time innovations such as the use of titanium and carbon fiber, aerodynamic wings, active downforce generation (i.e., fan cars!), 1500hp engine, and on and on and on. The cars were ridiculously fun. I mean, dear god, look at this beast! I get a fizzy feeling behind my... um... y'know... just from looking at it.
The series died due to ridiculous cost escalations driving all but the deepest pockets away, and seasons-long
domination by one marque or another (Lola to begin with, McLaren,
Porsche, then finally UOP/Shadow). Sound at all familiar?
Then there is the other thing that happens when you go unlimited: driver deaths. I've never seen a driver die on track live, though that's only been by dint of good luck... I missed Dan Wheldon's wreck by only a few minutes, and Allen Simonsen by a couple of hours. I've thought I've seen drivers die, Mark Webber at Valencia in 2010, Robert Kubica at Montreal in 2007 amongst them.
If we go unlimited, drivers will begin to die again, and nobody wants those days to come back.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 11, 2015 11:45 PM (jGQR+)
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Seemed like there were quite a few empty seats masquerading as fans too.
Lately I have been hoping for rain for both qualifying and the race.
Intermittent heavy rain is what I really want.
Posted by: jon spencer at May 12, 2015 07:03 AM (JSYPT)
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Unlimited design, with a construction budget limit — exceed it, and pay a penalty fee to the other qualifying teams?
F1 Quals: Spain 2015
Hold the phone! Stop the presses! From border to border, coast to coast and all the ships at sea, we have breaking news! Flash! Here's the grid for the 2015 Grand Prix of Spain:
Pos.
Driver
Team
Q1
Q2
Q3
1
Nico Rosberg
Mercedes
1:26.490s
1:25.166s
1:24.681s
2
Lewis Hamilton
Mercedes
1:26.382s
1:25.740s
1:24.948s
3
Sebastian Vettel
Ferrari
1:27.534s
1:26.167s
1:25.458s
4
Valtteri Bottas
Williams
1:27.262s
1:26.197s
1:25.694s
5
Carlos Sainz
Toro Rosso
1:26.773s
1:26.475s
1:26.136s
6
Min Verstappen
Toro Rosso
1:27.393s
1:26.441s
1:26.249s
7
Kimi Räikkönen
Ferrari
1:26.637s
1:26.016s
1:26.414s
8
Kid Kvyat
Red Bull
1:27.833s
1:26.889s
1:26.629s
9
Felipe Massa
Williams
1:27.165s
1:26.147s
1:26.757s
10
Daniel Ricciardo
Red Bull
1:27.611s
1:26.692s
1:26.770s
11
Lettuce Grosjean
Lotus
1:27.383s
1:27.375s
12
Ohgodits Maldonado
Lotus
1:27.281s
1:27.450s
13
HWPMBNSTITF
McLaren
1:27.941s
1:27.760s
14
Jenson Button
McLaren
1:27.813s
1:27.854s
15
Gamal Abdel Nasr
Sauber
1:27.625s
1:28.005s
16
Sony Ericsson
Sauber
1:28.112s
17
Nico Hulkenberg
Force India
1:28.365s
18
Sergio Perez
Force India
1:28.442s
19
Will Stevens
Marussia
1:31.200s
20
Roberto Merhi
Marussia
1:32.038s
Yes, someone other than Lewis Hamilton has landed the premium spot on the grid for the first time this season! That it's his teammate Nico Rosberg should come as no surprise to anybody, since he actually had more poles than the rest of the field combined last year. Pole is important in Spain, as 12 out of the last 14 races at Barcalounger have been won from the first spot on the grid. However, those two times have occurred in the past four years... i.e., during the DRS and KERS era.
It's still not an easy place to pass, so you've gotta think Rosberg has an advantage. We'll know by the first turn! The race is Sunday morning, we'll see you then!
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How did Vettel manage to shave a full second off of Kimi's time, in the same car? (Was it the same, or was it configured differently, e.g. different tires?)
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Two things... Vettel had the full set of upgrades on the chassis, while Kimi was running the package used at Bahrain. It was Kimi's choice, he didn't like the feel of the new equipment.
Also, the team managed to ruin a set of the option tires during quals, forcing him to do his final runs on used rubber. It seems a tire warming blanket caught fire, with the resulting damage compromising the safety of the tire.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 09, 2015 09:50 PM (jGQR+)
F1 Practice: Spain 2015
I totally forgot to watch. Completely spaced on today being Friday. However! I did say that I'd get back to you about if the new livery helped the McLaren go faster or not.
A McLaren, blood dripping from its wings, continues hunting for fresh prey.
Jenson Button ended up 7th at the end of P2. His teammate, HWPMBNSTITF, was solidly in 11th. So I think we can safely say yes, at least for today the Dark Charcoal and Red livery gave the McLaren chassis a speed boost. Never mind any other gewgaws and doohickies they may have added to the bodywork, it was all down to the livery. For what it's worth, Button is still over 1.5 seconds behind times set by the Mercedes of Lewis Hamilton. In other news, Lotus has installed a particularly aggressive batch of upgrades to the E23 chassis for this race.
All joking aside, and please note they put the tires on backwards, Lotus had a spot of bother out on the circuit today. Lettuce Grosjean was turning a lap at speed when the entire engine cover tore off like it was never attached. Normally I would think that this would do terrible things to a car's pace, but this is Lotus we're talking about here. Ahem. Here's what it looked like when Lettuce made it back to the pits:
Quals in the morning. The quals report probably won't be up until the afternoon, though.
Random Anime Picture #97: Transcribing -Hibike! Euphonium, Ep05
Meet Yoriko. A third-year student at Kitauji High School, she is the librarian for the band club. As such, she is in charge of marking changes in the sheet music for individual performers, correcting errors, which means she's supposed to work closely with the director. At least, that's the way it works for professional ensemble librarians. I assume that her position has at least some passing resemblance to those requirements.
She's playing the piccolo here, but she's been seen practicing with a flute as well. She has had one line in the show to date, during Ep02: "When you switch from C to D...". In that one line, she is soft-spoken. In short, she's what I would usually call a "Skippy" in a writeup if she was important enough to have a scene devoted to her. Since she hasn't been, she is, instead, a step down from a Skippy, a J Random Student. She's got a name, but she's still a J Random.
Coincidentally she is also very tall, with only three male members of the band having inches on her. She's just another J Random, "third-spearcarrier-from-the-left" type.
Yet, in the perhaps twenty seconds of screentime she's had in five episodes of Hibike! Euphonium, most of which in an group of people (the picture of her doing the librarian stuff is the only time she's solo onscreen, and that's for perhaps two seconds) KyoAni has managed to work in a surprising amount of characterization and background. After all, she's a tall, soft-spoken, bookish type with a passion for music (note that she's the only one with her eyes closed in the ensemble picture!) and an eye for detail. It's amazing what you notice when you look for stuff. This whole character profile began simply because I liked the picture of her sitting at the desk, transcribing music. J Random Student? Skippy?
Or Yoriko Saika, character. I wonder what her story is?
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All three students in the bottom picture can be easily identified in the third picture. On top of that, each of them has had at least one line or contribution to the story in some way. Each person in the second picture can be tracked consistently to other scenes in the first five episodes. They consistently play the same instruments and are drawn the same way every time.
The only caveat, and I'm not gonna swear to it, is Kumiko claims at one point that there are 60 members of the band club, and I'm pretty sure only about 20-ish are identifiable, maybe 25-ish. Of course, not EVERY single member of the band is important...but considering the plot is driven by six people (and those unequally), the fact that over twenty characters are distinct individuals after only five episodes is remarkable.
Also, for those who are thinking about giving the show a try, you can watch the first five episodes as a movie, more or less. It has a character arc and a plot that gets resolved.
F1 Pr0n: 2015 McLaren Revamp
Back in the preseason that now feels so far away, when the McLaren MP4/30 debuted it looked a little something like this:
This morning, McLaren decided that it didn't look ominous enough for the European leg of the F1 calendar and debuted a new livery.
The infamous "glare with wheels" is now completely gone, and the car looks better for it. The new red striping looks pretty flash too if you ask me.
I don't understand why there haven't been that many teams that go all black in the past. Oh, of course there's the historical "nation colors" that gave Ferrari its famous red livery, and British Racing Green isn't just a phrase. But the only team I can think of that normally used all-black was UOP Shadow in the early '70s. Minardi's PS01 was mostly black, with white on the upper section of the nose and stripes on the sidepods... and that's about it. So big props to McLaren for going for drama in lieu of useful speed.
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It's like a high school freshman designed the livery. How cool is that??? The red stripes have gotta be worth at least 10-20mph on the track, right? I'll let ya know after practice on Friday!
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Supposedly someone complained that the old silver reflected artificial light poorly, which matters this season due to a number of night races. That is their official excuse for getting rid of it.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at May 07, 2015 05:46 PM (RqRa5)
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That wouldn't surprise me, Pete. While it's darkened over time, the "glare with wheels" nickname I gave the scheme years ago wasn't just because I was being a little funny.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 07, 2015 06:03 PM (jGQR+)
Your Weekly Asuka, Ep05 -Hibike! Euphonium, Ep05
This week, the Goofy Wacko we've come to adore is almost entirely missing. In her place is a being we've never quite seen before: Deadly Serious Asuka. I mean, last week she was the voice of reason in a band leader meeting. This week, she was the stern taskmaster who drove the marching band to levels they didn't know they could reach.
Because she's the Drum Major and darn well in charge on performance day. She was also the consensus pick to be President of the Band, but she didn't want the job. Well, no wonder she was so influential last week.
I did say "almost", didn't I?
On a completely different note, if you're not watching this show, you're missing out on perhaps the best work KyoAni has done since the Haruhi movie. I mean, yes, there's the scene that everybody will be talking about, but they're making sure every single box is checked everywhere.
Sure, just a simple train station, but holy crap, I thought I was looking at a photograph when I saw the screenshot. Honestly, KyoAni brought their "A"-game for this one, and when they do that, ain't nobody in the same league.
It goes without saying that the reflection of the train's lights in the stream is animated horizontally, but if you watch the scene carefully, you'll see there's also movement caused by the flow of the water. It's a throwaway shot, on-screen for a couple of seconds at most (and, ohbytheway, the train is exactly as long, end-to-end, as the screen is wide), but there's more care put into it than you'll see in almost all flash-based style animation, and most anime in general. Yes, I'm fanboying. Yes, I'm gushing. No, I don't care. It's just. That. Damn. Good.
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I want this band to play this song. A little bit of self-referential humor for the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I want to go watch this episode again.
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Amazing. Simply amazing. Kyo-Ani is knocking this one out of the park, across downtown, and into yet another park entirely. The writing is nuanced, the scenery is amazing, the background detail is lush, and... yeah, that smile. Wowza.
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 06, 2015 08:02 PM (/zxpg)
Having spent a long stretch of my life playing instruments (From elementary school right through high school.) as well as having been in the marching band, I am enjoying Sound! Euphonium so far. There is a lot of little touches which impress me, as well as the posters the Fandom Post who are also coming the series into the series with a musical background.
Not that there are not some things that cause me to go 'Huh? How is that again?' But at least it works better than Plastic Memories.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 06, 2015 10:03 PM (QHbVz)
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I haven't had much time for animu since 2008, but this may just get me to hoist the skull and crossbones again. Marching baritone in high school and college was good times.
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That's something I've only made brief mention of in my write-ups: the attention to detail regarding the instruments and playing them. How to clean a wind instrument, how to clear it (remember the brief shot of several players puffing air into the instrument without the horns making a sound?) How to hold the instruments. How you look when you play the instruments. Heck, there have been a couple of scenes where KyoAni even depicted the correct fingerings of the notes being played.
Some of this stuff you don't even get in higher-budget movies. And sure, that's all fanboy stuff. Which is when you get into the plot and the characters, which are also tremendous.
Crunchyroll is streaming it under the name 'Sound! Euphonium,' which is the official English language name given to it by its' R1 licensor Pony Canyon USA. You do need a premium subscription to watch the latest episode for the first week following its' premier. After that, and all previous episodes, can be watched for free.
Posted by: cxt217 at May 08, 2015 10:47 PM (vCgHW)
F1 on TV: Spain 2015
The slow boat from Bahrain has finally made landfall in the Old World, and the F1 Circus has disembarked in the traditional home of racing boredom, Barcalounger, home of the 2015 Grand Prix of Spain. Let's take a look at the track map, shall we?
I call it a boring race because it almost always is. For many, many years, the Circuit de Catalunya was the winter home for testing, with every team putting in thousands of laps annually. As a result, every tiny rise, every small dip, any bump, crack or irregularity is known and processed through the filter of the teams. Every single inch of this circuit is mapped and imprinted directly onto the cerebellums of the drivers, to the point that the race has spawned some legendary processions. Indeed, if there was ever an argument to be made for the necessity of gimmicks like DRS and KERS in Formula 1, this track right here is it.
Over and above all that, there's nothing particularly challenging about this Spanish track. It's a burrito from Chipotle is what it is. Filling, and you know you've eaten something when you're done, but real burritos are so much better. It wasn't always that way... I remember when Sector 3 was ridiculously fast: Turn 10 was a sweeper instead of a hairpin, and the final turn ran in a single arc from Turn 13 to the exit of Turn 16 and cars barely slowed for it.
But those days are dust, now and forever more. At least we'll have the Legendary Announce Team to bring us coverage over paella and tortas from the Basilica Templo Expiatorio del Sagrado Corazon de Jesus. Here's the broadcast schedule: FRIDAY
7am - 830am: Practice 2 on NBCSN SATURDAY
7am - 830am: Quals live on CNBC SUNDAY
630a - 9am: 2015 Grand Prix of Spain on NBCSN.
All times are Pond Central, of course. Add an hour if, for example, you're in a hospital in Virginia. Subtract two hours if you're having a Mission burrito in San Francisco. And if you're in the Midwest, have a breakfast pastry with your sangria.
Deforming
There was a nasty wreck during the ARCA series race at Talladega today. Austin Self got a little squirrely and spun in the tri-oval, not an uncommon occurrence. As his car flailed around, it caught the hard-charging car of Brad Smith right in the nose. Along with the obvious damage, Smith's throttle was stuck open. He went up the track, smacked the outside wall, and then...
Rescue crews actually had to cut Smith from the wreckage of the car, but he was able to walk under his own power to the ambulance, though unsteadily. Taken to the infield care unit, he was later helicoptered to the nearby University of Alabama-Birmingham Hospital for further observation.
I mention all this because of a screenshot I saw of the wreck... to whit, this one:
The particular stretch of wall that Smith impacted had what's called a SAFER (Steel And Foam Energy Reduction) Barrier installed in front of it. When hit, it's designed to crumple like a beercan, reducing the strength of the impact before the car makes contact with the concrete wall behind it. That's why Smith's car looks like it's smooshed to half its size: part of it is inside the SAFER barrier.
During the NASCAR Xfinity race at Daytona back in February Kyle Busch had a similar accident, except the wall he hit notably didn't have the SAFER barriers installed. He suffered a broken right leg and left foot. Certainly there were differences: impact angle, size and weight of the cars, so on and so forth... but that one man could walk away and the other is sidelined and will remain so for an unknown amount of time may very well come down to the way the wall deformed.
F1 doesn't use SAFER barriers; instead, they use tire walls which really do much the same thing, or TECPRO barriers at four or five circuits. TECPRO is the same idea as SAFER, just with much more foam and less steel. It's used mostly at Monaco, where it protected Sergio Perez from what would have been a catastrophic injury in 2011. Compare that accident to Jenson Button's in 2003, when they had a tire wall instead... no give at all.
In most cases for F1, tire barriers are sufficient. Walls are usually far away from the track, and when they're not, a car isn't likely to hit them (on straightaways, for example). Tire barriers are "good enough" in those circumstances, combined with the way F1 cars are designed to absorb impacts. A SAFER barrier might actually hinder the way a F1 car takes damage, come to think of it.
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There was a LOT of what looked like burning fuel under Smith but as he finally returned to the grass it looked like it went out.
Posted by: Mauser at May 02, 2015 06:07 AM (TJ7ih)
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I cringe a bit when I hear people joking about "only go to the car races to see the crashes." Man, have you been IN a car crash? Can you imagine being in one at THOSE SPEEDS? Gaaah.
Posted by: GreyDuck at May 02, 2015 08:59 AM (/zxpg)
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Mauser, it was *probably* an oil fire, figuring from where it looked to be coming from. A fuel fire would have been a lot bigger.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 02, 2015 09:28 AM (jGQR+)
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Don't most F1 tracks - not Monaco obvsly - also have wide run-off areas with soft surfaces, so you're going to have lost a lot of energy already before you hit whatever they're using for a barrier?
Posted by: AlanL at May 03, 2015 02:49 AM (ltw44)
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In many cases, yes, Alan. Ergo "walls are far away". But that's not always the case... for example, the pit straight of every track has walls right up against the racing surface. Eau Rouge / Radillion at Spa are flat-out corners with not a whole lot of runoff. They have tire barriers, but I wonder if they're as effective as SAFER. Easier to repair, though.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 03, 2015 11:09 AM (jGQR+)
In a lot of cases on F1 tracks the runoff areas are hard surface, either
packed earth or actual pavement. All they do is give the driver a bit more time
to regain control of his car before he hits the wall.
For instance, if you blow turn
1 at Austin, you get 70 meters of paved runoff area, and then you Tee right
into a barrier.
8Kittylitter confirmed. I don't think anybody's reached it yet... since it's at the top of Phil Hill, it would pretty much require someone to try and beach themselves.
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 05, 2015 02:45 AM (jGQR+)
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Boy, that brings new meaning to the phrase "I really gotta go".
Posted by: Rick C at May 05, 2015 12:57 PM (ECH2/)
A rather Asuka-less episode, with the cute goofball having maybe a minute of screentime. She was remarkably serious this time around, too. From being the voice of reason in the section leader meeting that actually determined the course of the series from here on out to teaching the newcomers to the bass section advanced techniques, she played the role of "good sempai" to a Tee.
What might not be obvious at first blush is that Asuka has, to date, gotten everything she's wanted in this series. From corralling three of the main characters to making sure the band is trying for Nationals to subtly siding with the new teacher in the section leader meeting and thus pushing everybody to accept his somewhat abrupt (but effective) style, Our Goofy Fascination is proving to be ridiculously skilled in playing the political game. One gets the impression that if she was even slightly normal she'd be president of the student council, or maybe dictator-for-life.
You know how there is a school of thought that says that the Star Wars series of movies is actually telling the story of R2-D2? At least through Ep04, an argument can be made for Hibike! Euphonium being Asuka's tale, told from the standpoint of the three so-called main characters. To be honest, I'm not sure if I really believe that or if it's just because I'm doing this weekly thing, but I find the possibility to be intriguing.
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If it's not her story specifically, I still think she's the MVP...
Posted by: GreyDuck at April 29, 2015 09:37 PM (/zxpg)
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Asuka is an unusual character. She's almost a Mary Sue (she even runs faster than most of the others), but you don't typically see a Mary Sue that isn't the protagonist and, while respected, isn't very well liked. It's not really fair to say she drives the plot; it's more like she knows exactly where the story is going and just happens to be right there with it. Which isn't uncommon; it's one of the forms the "wise old guru" takes. She's so ridiculously talented that there's no way she doesn't end up on top unless she just decides she doesn't want to be. It's almost like the goofiness is an act...
And as a side note, according to my spell checker, "goofiness" is correct, "goofyness" is not. I didn't even think it was real word.
War Thunder Ground Forces
I got very frustrated with the game War Thunder, the player community as a whole, and most importantly, its match-maker (which I've learned much more about than what I mention at that link). Roughly, vehicles have Battle Ratings, or BR. When you're looking to join a match, the game looks only at your highest BR score, and matches you with a maximum 1.0 BR spread. So if you have a BR plane of 3.0, you may be matched against a 4.0 BR plane. In this situation, you would NOT be matched against anything lower than 3.0, though, because then the gap to the 4.0 plane would be too large. The important thing is that you're only compared via the top rating in your lineup of three planes/tanks/whatever, so if you have a Corsair, a Buffalo and a Peashooter, you're matched up via the Corsair... which means you're going to be sealclubbed after your Corsair is gone. Further, as you play you earn improvements for your plane... you get a new engine instead of one rebuilt and repaired; you get fresh machine guns instead of ones with worn-out barrels, that sort of thing... but the BR doesn't change. The difference between a stock plane and one that's fully improved (or "spaded" in player terminology) is huge. So, you have a stock P-38 Lightning and you're flying against a spaded FW-190D (or whatever)... and you're on the ground, upside down and burning before you know what hit you.
You'll have to imagine the "upside down and burning" part.
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Advance glorious T-34s for the motherland, comrade Duck!
The T-34 is in a good position with respect to the battle rating system. The gun is fine, don't get me wrong. The gun is -fine-, and will reliably put a hole in anything you are likely to run into.
But what makes it such a -good tank- is the armor. That slope! It is absolutely the most heavily armored tank in its battle rating. And the tanks which it goes up against, well... are a big collection of odds and sods. The German tanks largely don't have the penetration to reliably punch a hole in that slope, and of the American tanks, almost everything with a gun that can do the job is 4.7, just out of reach of T-34 games. And that slope is all around! You can't reliably brew up a T-34 with another country's early tank even from behind.
And if you do lose your T-34, there are two other versions of the T-34 with more or less the same specs right there, so you can spend the whole battle in this wonderful tank.
Ironically, the biggest threat to the T-34 is another Russian tank, the KV-2, which... looks like a damn clown car, with its big vertical box turret. But it mounts a howitzer, so even if you're turning like an oil tanker with rudder damage, and you're only popping off one shot every 40 seconds, and you've got an effective range of -maybe- 500 meters... any T-34 on the other end is going to become a coffin. (Or anything else at that BR.) And the KV-2 is just low enough in BR that it doesn't have to worry about Tigers or Panthers (which stand a good chance of surviving that first shot unless you place it juuuust right, and of course if they shoot it first...)
Honestly, I think the Russkie tanks are the most fun to play, simply because you can go directly from "I'm driving around a T-34 with unrealistically good driving performance" to "okay, now I am in an SPG and can ambush people with my Finger of Death size cannon!"
That said, I've been on a hiatus for a month or so, playin' Path of Exile and Elite: Dangerous, and tomorrow I pack up the computer for the move. ;p
Posted by: Avatar at April 27, 2015 12:37 PM (zTHWs)
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My T-34 is the one with the number "68" on the turret. My unfortunate target is the one with the inbound shell.
Av, you're right about the glory of the T-34. I've actually acquired all of the Soviet Tier II tanks as of this afternoon... the upgunned KV-1 joined the roster. Just for the hell of it, I put it, the SU-122, and the original KV-1 together and went out for a ride.
And got my hat handed to me on the Jungle map. The -122 lasted about 30 seconds before it got sniped by an IS-1. The upgunned KV-1 did bad things to a T-34/85 until it fell to pieces from lack of spare parts. The old KV-1 shot down an Beaufighter with its main gun, just as the game came to an end.
I then quietly took all three back out of my lineup for a while.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 27, 2015 02:43 PM (jGQR+)
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Yeah. Using the SU-122, you've gotta have a completely different battle strategy - advancing into the open is complete suicide and any enemy that comes into sight range outside your front arc WILL kill you (and will kill you FIRST, if he's ever been shot by a 122 before.) A couple of the later SPG tanks have a little armor on them, but not this sucker. It's great for the urban environments, or anywhere where you can stay down in a gully, but it just ain't made for warfare on the open steppe.
At the same time, it's pretty zippy for what it is. Unfortunately it's not nearly as zippy as actually-zippy tanks which it can run into. But its gun can kill those tanks from just about any angle; I actually got a kill on one tank and an assist on a completely different tank from damage done by the only shell I fired (before tank #3 shot and killed me).
I'm not fond of the KV-1 tanks. Super slow, poor guns, their only advantage is ridiculous armor. But they're so slow that you take half the game just to get into contact...
Posted by: Avatar at April 27, 2015 03:31 PM (zJsIy)
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I get the feeling this is one of those games where, if you could guarantee me I will only be playing with/against friends then I could get into it, but dealing with strangers on the Internet who are guaranteed to be better practiced, better armed, and know all the tricks? Nuh uh, no way.
That said, it LOOKS like when things go right, it's an absolute hoot... and sometimes when things go spectacularly wrong, too...
Posted by: GreyDuck at April 27, 2015 07:12 PM (/zxpg)
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Yeah, unfortunately your usual team size can range from 12 - 16 players. Unless you join a squadron, its rare to team up with anybody you know... and I have yet to find a squadron that specializes in low-tier equipment.
And I'll tell ya... there's ALWAYS somebody better than you in a match. Always. Even in the game I highlighted, I didn't feel like the best player, I just had the advantages. Manfred von Richthofen may have been the best pilot ever, but put him and his Fokker Dr.I up against a guy flying a P-51 Mustang and he wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 27, 2015 08:18 PM (jGQR+)
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I really enjoyed the game when I played it, although I ran into a lot of the frustrations you're talking about. The minute I started using the mouse for control and got better, I started moving into harder games and it was like hitting a brick wall. I confess I haven't logged in since probably late February.
Of course, part of that was trying to get a specific achievement in WoW before I hit one of my major busy seasons.
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I've been playing World of Tanks lately, similar idea, but no respawning. If you're out, you're out, but you can watch over the shoulder of your teammates.
Posted by: Mauser at April 29, 2015 03:42 AM (TJ7ih)
First WT:GF match went well. Top of the match and 11 kills.
First impressions: Interface feels more cluttered that WoT, but that's expected with how things are more granular on crew and vehicle upgrades. (And with air/land handled by the same client)
Until I get out of noob tiers, it will be hard to tell how tactics shake out. So far I've seen a lot of bone-headed devil-may-care driving.
Gaijin must think light tanks glide around on a film of snot like their mascot. I shouldn't be able to perform a 360° pirouette in a 9-ton anything.
With all that said, I don't dislike it. It just pushes different buttons.
Posted by: Will at April 29, 2015 02:46 PM (5yaGJ)
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 29, 2015 04:30 PM (jGQR+)
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Mauser, WoT seems to have no respawns because it's much harder to kill something... at least, in the videos I've watched. I mean, almost every tank has a weak point somewhere in WT... realistically, I might add... and thus can be punched out a lot easier. You just need to know where they are.
Even a Maus can be taken out with a 30mm cannon round. It's bloody unlikely, you actually need a lucky ricochet to do it, but it can be done.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 29, 2015 07:48 PM (jGQR+)
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It really varies. And it depends on the ammo selected. They do the math for ricochet angles, and splash damage and so on. And the damage modelling includes things like if your radioman is down, you don't get very good updates on the radar map because you can't share location info at distance with your teammates.
So I've had situations where I bounced 11 shells off another tank as he works on blowing me away. But worst of all is when a Gun Carriage I've never seen blows me to bits with one shot!
Still, I'm getting better at things like learning to use the terrain to my advantage. You can tell the noobs because they run around in light tanks because they're fast, and scream "camper" when you've been set up nicely under some foliage and blast them to bits when they finally sit still enough to hit. Sorry kid, heavy tanks are snipers. Deal.
Posted by: Mauser at April 30, 2015 04:20 AM (TJ7ih)
13I've had situations where I bounced 11 shells off another tank...
You've basically made my point for me here. Either you're using a gun that's drastically underpowered for your target or it's harder to kill something in WoT.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 30, 2015 07:26 AM (jGQR+)
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I don't think WoT units are modeled down to the same detail on things like port holes and other intentional penetrations where you can sneak a lucky round through in WT. I put a round through the machine gun port in the mantlet the other night in WT. In WoT that would be a bounce because the port is just a dark spot in the texture.
Large features like the louvers in the front of the IS-3 do get a reduction in overall armor effectiveness, but you're not going to squeeze a small caliber round between the blades and wreck any internals.
Posted by: Will at April 30, 2015 10:59 AM (xJwV0)
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Is World of Warships on your radar yet? It looks like a ton of fun (Guns! Torpedoes! Dive bombers!), but from what I've seen it's another game that depends a lot on yoir teammates.
Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2015 11:17 AM (IVRUG)
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Andy, it is, but I found out it was going into closed beta AFTER the beta was closed. Oh well.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 30, 2015 02:55 PM (jGQR+)
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Well, at the time, I was going against a much heavier tank, and I had the smaller gun mine started out with. Distance factors into the AP rounds (but not the HE rounds), and since there's an uncertainty factor in shooting, as well as a gunner's skill factor, it's hard to say if you're going to hit that 2 meter exhaust port.
Posted by: Mauser at May 01, 2015 02:46 AM (TJ7ih)
To L With You
You can't get more Chicago than this without a deep-dish pizza somewhere in the picture. Though, considering where this must have been taken, there's probably a few dozen Italian places within a few blocks.
The Pond's internet connection is... poor... tonight, so I'm hoping this posts, and leaving it at that. Maybe I can go back to being creative. Everything is breaking down at once over here. The apartment complex will be replacing my toilet on Monday... until then, I have to manually "flush" it by pouring water into the bowl in copious amounts. Came home from lunch on Friday to discover the floor of the bathroom was pretty much a swimming pool in the making. After cleaning it up, I took a nap... and woke up to another swimming pool. Seems one of the bolts (?) that holds the tank to the stool (?) had loosened. No problem, the maintenance guy said, just need to tighten it up. Except he couldn't. The toilet is old, the water from the well is ridiculously hard, and between the sediment and corrosion, the bolt was frozen and he couldn't budge it, no matter how he tried. Whatever, he said the upshot was that it was easier just to turn the water off to the thing so I don't wind up swimming in the bathroom and they'll replace it with a new one. As I'm not paying for it, I'm game. Thankfully, I have an empty mini-water-cooler bottle lying around the place, I can use that as a tank. That, and the handheld shower head reaches that far, too.
I'm going to shut up and take a nap.
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You are the most Roseanne Roseannadanna-like blogger on my list of daily reads.
"It's always something".
Hang in there, amigo, the worm has GOT to turn one of these days...
Posted by: The Old Man at April 26, 2015 04:57 AM (o6+UC)
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The silver lining: unless the maintenance man makes a completely awful choice, you'll end up with a much more satisfactory fixture in every way.
I don't know how old your building is, but I'm guessing that you have something from the early days of water "saving" toilets -- the ones that, compared to the wasteful (but effective) old-fashioned ones, used half as much water per flush, but had to be flushed three or four times as often, lest you have to plunge.
The worst ones had a 3.5-gallon "flush," and I use the term with "air quotes," plus a then-fashionable low profile.
In recent years they've simultaneously pushed the water consumption down as low as 1.28 gallons per flush and gotten more disposal power out of it, a neat trick. A friend who's in the supercomputing game told me that a lot of computational fluid dynamics modeling went into some of them. Across the near 15 years we've been in this house I've replaced all three, and even the oldest (1.5 gpf) and cheapest of them works better than any of its 5 gpf predecessors.
Also, in part because of the Americans with Disabilities Act, taller ones, more comfortable for the average sized non handicapped American as well, have become the norm: "chair height" (17-19 inches) is quite common. Instead of having one's legs fell asleep halfway through the sports section, a fella can now get through the whole morning paper before going out to confront the day.
Posted by: Ad absurdum per aspera at April 27, 2015 10:22 AM (4sBqR)
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Alas, today's maintenance guy came equipped with tools and a plan. He was able to simply makita out the old, disgustingly corroded bolts and replace them with new ones. Leak solved.
I would have enjoyed a taller throne.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 27, 2015 02:35 PM (jGQR+)
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Well, this way you don't get any unpleasant surprises.
It's not uncommon for me to be more interested in a secondary character than a main... I love background characters, and always have. The Skippy T Spearcarriers of the world are people too, and they all have stories, at least in a world well-created. Sure, the true background characters, i.e., the ones there to make it look like the world is populated, they won't have anything, but the students sharing a classroom with Our Heroes? They should be people in their own right. Maybe not as interesting as a 12-year old high school senior, or a schoolgirl who fights demons at night with a holy water-powered steam iron, but people nevertheless.
However, it is uncommon for me to create a weekly entry for them, but yet that's what I'm going to do for the character of Asuka from Hibike! Euphonium. There are two reasons for that. The first should be obvious. The second is that, while she's loonier than a sack full of wet quokka, she's also dearly devoted to the concert band in the show. So much so that she's one of the true driving forces behind its continued existence after the second-year student walkout alluded to in this episode.
What I'm saying is, there's more to her than a cute goofball. I mean, sure, that's undoubtedly what I'll be focusing on in this running feature, but don't be surprised if it gets deeper than that. If you're interested in a weekly writeup on the series, visit Ben over at Midnight Tease; he's adopted the show. In contrast to my writeups, there's actual thought behind his!
Since I missed Week 2, here's a special bonus Asuka:
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Today is World Book Day. It is also Canadian Book Day, which tends to be covered with gravy and unerringly polite. In Eastern Orthodox Christianity, today is the Feast Day of Holy Glorious Great-martyr and Victory-bearer and Wonderworker Saint George. April 23rd is the birthday of Baseball Hall of Fame players "Sunny Jim" Bottomley and Warren Spahn, and non-HoF players Dolph Camilli and Emilio Bonifacio (Mr Goodface!).
Today is also the birthday of Charlie "Slats" Dorman, who played one game for the White Sox at catcher in 1923. He went 1-for-2 in his debut, which would be promising if not for the other side of the coin. He came into the game against the Philadelphia Athletics in the 6th inning, relieving Roy Graham (who was relieving Roy Schalk) behind the plate. In the four innings he played, the A's went three-for-four in steals. The final score was 9-0 A's, and Slats was never seen in the majors again. He left baseball later that year and moved back home to San Francisco, where he joined the police force. Late in October of 1928, he was playing a game of baseball with his Elks Lodge when he shattered his kneecap during a play. Infection set in, and he died of pneumonia in the hospital in November of that year. He was 30.
Some 40 years later, in a hospital near Wrigley Field (which also debuted on April 23rd), a Wonderduck was foist upon an unsuspecting world.
Birthday candle!
As has always been the case, nobody is more surprised than myself.
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Happy birthday, and many happy returns of the day!
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at April 23, 2015 01:36 PM (ZJVQ5)
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Congratulations on another successful trip around our closest star, good sir.
Posted by: GreyDuck at April 23, 2015 07:18 PM (/zxpg)
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It is good that you continue to metabolize oxygen and consume rye bread. May keep doing so for many more years to come!
Oh, and I hope you didn't try and blow out that candle...
Posted by: David at April 23, 2015 09:29 PM (+TPAa)
Star Wars: The New Film
Over at Brickmuppet's place, there was a lively little discussion of the second official trailer released for the new Star Wars film coming in December. I decided to let it cool down a touch before bringing it over here... and here it is. See, over there I mentioned that I didn't believe it to be so heavily "wow factor"'ed as the first trailer. There's no holy crap that's awesome! moments, but it still does a great job of getting people, aka "me", geeked up for the movie. Reader David disagreed, saying that the scene showing the crashed Imperial Star Destroyer did the job quite nicely.
Personally, I was amused by this shot, as I can't imagine any way a 1.6km long starship with obvious battle damage could survive re-entry to an atmosphere and a crash landing that buries most of it under the ground. Yet there it is, essentially in one piece. David also suggests that it's the first time in the series that we get an idea of the true scale of these ships. Really? Because eight-year-old me had a pretty good grasp on the concept after seeing this scene from the beginning of Star Wars.
Endlessly long white ship gobbles up the ship it was chasing. White ship big!
Anyway, back to my original point. I still stand by the statement that Trailer #1 was the Wow! Moment for the film, and intentionally so. New director, new producer, new characters, and three other "new films" that the series has to have to recover from. Don't concentrate on plot, concentrate on making it feel like Star Wars did that first time we saw it as kids.
That's the moment, right there, that did it for me. Three X-Wings in formation, S-foils in attack position, racing at full power across the surface of a lake. Though there was nothing like it in the Original Three films, it immediately took me back to being 10 years old, watching SW:ANH for the 10th time in the theatres.
And that's exactly what Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, has to do. Make us feel like we were kids again. I hope they manage it.
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I'm cautiously optimistic that it'll be a film I can enjoy. That's also about the extent of my emotional attachment to this new movie, as it's been a long long time (since childhood, really) since Star Wars was a big "thing" for me. (That's not a value judgment, mind you! I speak only for myself!)
Looks cool, though. Here's hopin'.
Posted by: GreyDuck at April 22, 2015 01:54 PM (3m7pZ)
F1 Update: Bahrain 2015
Back again for the second night race at Sakhir, the assembled F1 Horde sat burbling quietly under the lights. Would the Mercedes massacre? Would Ferrari fight fiercely? Would Williams win? THIS is your F1 Update for the 2015 Grand Prix of Bahrain!
The beginning of a race is signaled by the sequential lighting and mass extinguishing of five red lights. The way these work is interesting, to a certain extent. Once the field has taken to the grid, Charlie Whiting, technical overseer for Formula 1, presses a button on his control panel that begins a random countdown. When the countdown reaches zero, the set process begins. Today, there was a remarkably long stretch of time between the cars hitting the grid and the lights coming on. Part of that was due to Pastor Maldonado taking the wrong place on the grid for reasons not worth getting into and easily capsulized by rolling your eyes and saying "Maldonado" in a disgusted tone. But part of it had to be the timer taking longer than we can remember. This is somewhat more important than you might at first think... F1 cars are cooled by airflow over relatively small radiators. Thus, if they aren't moving, they aren't being cooled... and the cars had been still for a very long time indeed. Much to our surprise here at F1U! HQ, everybody on the grid got away clean... Felipe Massa started from the pitlane due to a problem getting started on the grid, and Jenson Button's power unit woes continued, the team giving up on getting him into the race. Meanwhile, both Manor cars took the start. Just sayin'.
Thus the race started, and noticed was served quickly that Ferrari were not messing around. The two Red cars, starting second and fourth on the grid, actually seemed to team up as they headed into the first turn. In doing so, they positioned themselves so that the Mercedes of third-place-sitting Nico Rosberg had two choices to make: either back off the throttle and surrender the place to hard-charging Kimi Raikkonen, or bury his Silver Arrow deep in the bowels of one of the Prancing Horses. Wisely, he backed down, but the tone for the race had been set. A dogfight was in the offing!
And then a lack of refreshing sleep caught up with the members of the F1U! staff. This is not an uncommon problem when the weather begins to change around Duckford. It was right around the time of the first pit stops, with Hamilton leading Rosberg and Vettel leading Raikkonen, that the whole of the F1U! horde found itself in that state of not-quite-asleep, eyes closed, brain right on the edge of pulling up a pillow and shutting down. The first time we watched the race, we stayed that way until the winner's anthems were played. The second time, we picked up from where we remember leaving off.
And promptly went under again. This time though, the F1U! staff managed to pull ourselves out of the blissful arms of Morpheus (the Greek god, not the Matrix character) after roughly 20 laps, just in time to see the second round of pitstops. In the rotation, Hamilton still led, but Vettel's Ferrari jumped Rosberg's Mercedes for second.
This situation only lasted for a few laps. Vettel, finding himself under all sorts of pressure from Rosberg, went wide out of a fast turn and badly damaged his front wing, either on a rumblestrip or from just barely getting into a sandtrap at high speed. Either way, the Ferrari had to come in for an unscheduled third stop, letting Raikkonen into third... well, not really. In truth, Raikkonen was in the lead at this point, but only because he had yet to stop for tires. He did not stop until ten laps after everybody else, emerging on fresh Option tires in third place.
While much faster than either Mercedes at this point because of the tires, Raikkonen was 24 seconds in arrears to Hamilton, and 19 to Rosberg. By Lap 50, the gap to Rosberg was 10 seconds and dropping by over a second per lap. By Lap 55, Rosberg had mirrors full of Red car, and it looked like we were going to have an exciting fight for second. And then both Mercedes drivers reported problems with their rear "brake-by-wire" systems. Rosberg's glitch occurred just as a turn approached, and he had to run very wide, letting the Finn past with no fight at all. The question then became "could he catch Hamilton in the few remaining laps?"
Alas, the answer was "nope." He did cut the lead to only a few seconds while Hamilton wallowed around the track with recalcitrant braking, but it wasn't enough. Lewis Hamilton led Raikkonen, Rosberg, the Williams of Valterri Bottas who was some 45 seconds back, and Vettel who probably would have passed Bottas in another lap, across the line for his third win of the season in what turned out to be a pretty interesting race.
It's clear that Ferrari may not be able to match the overall pace of the Silver Arrows. However, it's also clear that it's a lot closer than anybody expected, and while I'm not positive about this, it seems like when the cars are on the softer, less durable tires, the Red cars are quicker. It's not enough to make up the overall gap between the two marques, but it does make it a lot closer.
The next race will be Spain on May 8th, as the European leg of the season begins. At that point, we'll have a whole new championship as that's traditionally when the upgrades start to get applied to the cars. Might make for some extra excitement! We'll see you there and then.
F1 Quals: Bahrain 2015
Pretty night at Sakhir tonight as the F1 Circus gets ready for tomorrow's race, but who's going to be leading the horde towards Turn 1 when the lights go out? Here's the provisional grid:
Pos
Driver
Team
Q1
Q2
Q3
1
Lewis Hamilton
Mercedes
1:33.928
1:32.669
1:32.571
2
Sebastian Vettel
Ferrari
1:34.919
1:33.623
1:32.982
3
Nico Rosberg
Mercedes
1:34.398
1:33.878
1:33.129
4
Kimi Raikkonen
Ferrari
1:34.568
1:33.540
1:33.227
5
Valtteri Bottas
Williams
1:34.161
1:33.897
1:33.381
6
Felipe Massa
Williams
1:34.488
1:33.551
1:33.744
7
Daniel Ricciardo
Red Bull Racing
1:34.691
1:34.403
1:33.832
8
Nico Hulkenberg
Force India
1:35.653
1:34.613
1:34.450
9
Carlos Sainz
Toro Rosso
1:35.371
1:34.641
1:34.462
10
Lettuce Grosjean
Lotus
1:35.007
1:34.123
1:34.484
11
Sergio Perez
Force India
1:35.451
1:34.704
12
Felipe Nasr
Sauber
1:35.310
1:34.737
13
Sony Ericsson
Sauber
1:35.438
1:35.034
14
HWMODBNA
McLaren
1:35.205
1:35.039
15
Embryo Verstappen
Toro Rosso
1:35.611
1:35.103
16
Pastor Maldonado
Lotus
1:35.677
17
Kid Kvyat
Red Bull Racing
1:35.800
18
Will Stevens
Manor
1:38.713
19
Roberto Merhi
Manor
1:39.722
20
Jenson Button
McLaren
No time
The same "Big Six" as we've come to expect, just a little scrambled. Actually, Vettel was the polesitter right up until the very last moment. Unsurprisingly, Hamilton nailed him on his last attempt, and to be honest there was a sense of inevitability to the proceedings. Of COURSE Lewis Hamilton was going to be on pole. No, it doesn't matter than his car is on fire and he's only got two tires, he'll still be faster.
One nice thing to see is that McLaren appears to have begun their long trek out of the darkness, at least kinda. Jenson Button had an engine failure before he could set an actual qualifying time, and races at the Steward's whim. However! HWMODBNA got his valiant steed out of Q1 and firmly into Q2. Reliability is still an issue obviously, but the signs are there: they're picking up about a second per lap ever race. Again, this is the easy stuff they're doing. Analogy time! When painting a wall, it's a cinch to slather the big areas and cover dozens of square feet at a time. Things start to slow down, though, when you're painting the baseboards and the moulding and around the electrical outlets. It's those details that make the wall look good when you're done... and it's the little details that take a F1 car from the midpack to join the big guys.
The race is in the morning, 10am Pond Central time... you bring the bagels, I'll have the cold pizza ready. See ya then!
Happy Birthday, Vauc!
Today is the birthday of Official First Friend of the Pond Vaucaunson's Duck. We've known each other for something like 38 years, more or less. During that time, we've had our differences like any friends will, and there was one long period where neither contacted the other for nigh on six years. Despite that, we remained friends. I suspect we've become rather closer as the number of candles on our cakes have increased.
Friend GreyDuck and I joke about being related, what with our similar tastes in music and affection for vinyl waterfowl. With Vauc, however, it stopped being a joke long ago... I'm happy to call him family, even if that pesky genetics thing says otherwise. Hell, I'd call him "brother" if he didn't already have one that might take offense.
Here's to ya, Vauc. Enjoy the chocolate gingerbread cookies.