July 07, 2013

I Just Lost A Nearly Completed F1U!


I am very annoyed with FireFox right now.

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July 06, 2013

The 100th Ducks In Anime Entry


-Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu, Ep01

Immensely entertaining, just awesome music in the battle scene, a buncha goofballs... what's not to love? 

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F1 Quals: Germany 2013

As with Friday Practice here at the Nurb Jr, once again there were no issues with tires pretending to be bombs, for which we are eternally grateful.  There was, unfortunately, another issue with a Williams KERS unit pretending to be a campfire.  About two hours before Practice 3, the KERS unit for Maldonado's car burst into flames in the Williams garage area.  With the help of Force India mechanics, who were practicing pit stops at the time, the fire was extinguished with minimal damage.  One would think that the Williams drivers will be somewhat skittish about pressing the "go fast" button tomorrow in the race, that's for sure.  Speaking of which, let's take a look at the provisional grid for the 2013 Grand Prix of Germany:

Pos Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3
1 Shiv Hamilton Mercedes 1:31.131 1:30.152 1:29.398
2 Hannibal Vettel Red Bull Racing-Renault 1:31.269 1:29.992 1:29.501
3 Mark Webber Red Bull Racing-Renault 1:31.428 1:30.217 1:29.608
4 Kimi Räikkönen Lotus-Renault 1:30.676 1:29.852 1:29.892
5 Lettuce Grosjean Lotus-Renault 1:31.242 1:30.005 1:29.959
6 Daniel Ricciardo STR-Ferrari 1:31.081 1:30.223 1:30.528
7 Felipe Massa Ferrari 1:30.547 1:29.825 1:31.126
8 HWMNBN Ferrari 1:30.709 1:29.962 1:31.209
9 Jenson Button McLaren-Mercedes 1:31.181 1:30.269 No Time
10 Nico Hulkenberg Sauber-Ferrari 1:31.132 1:30.231 No Time
11 Nico Rosberg Mercedes 1:31.322 1:30.326
12 Paul di Resta Force India-Mercedes 1:31.322 1:30.697
13 Sergio Perez McLaren-Mercedes 1:31.498 1:30.933
14 Esteban Gutierrez Sauber-Ferrari 1:31.681 1:31.010
15 Adrian F'n Sutil Force India-Mercedes 1:31.320 1:31.010
16 Jules Vergne STR-Ferrari 1:31.629 1:31.104
17 Valtteri Bottas Williams-Renault 1:31.693

18 Goði Maldonado Williams-Renault 1:31.707

19 Charles Pic Caterham-Renault 1:32.937

20 Jules Bianchi Marussia-Cosworth 1:33.063

21 Giedo van der Garde Caterham-Renault 1:33.734

22 Max Chilton Marussia-Cosworth 1:34.098


Shiv Hamilton was the last guy on track and shot down Hannibal Vettel's pole-sitting time with a blisteringly hot lap, depriving the German the pole for his home race... again.  Meanwhile, Hamilton's teammate Nico Rosberg was bounced out of Qualifying in Q2 in what was just a simple case of overconfidence.  See, Rosberg had set a perfectly reasonable time on his first run in the session, the team brought him in for a new set of tires, pulled him into the garage, as is normal, to perform little adjustments, get the fuel level exactly where they wanted it... and there he sat, in the car, waiting to go out for his second run.  And he sat.  And sat.  Then, once it was too late for him to do an out lap and get around to the start/finish line to begin a hot lap, times began tumbling.  He fell from, if memory serves, 2nd on the time sheet to tenth with only one car left on track: Kimi Raikkonen, at the time sitting in 14th.  Yep, that didn't work out for Rosberg at all.  Raikkonen jumped above Rosberg, bumping him out of the session.  Rosberg, ever the gracious driver, later threw the team under the bus, blaming them for the mistake and whining that he's got no chance to do anything in the race now.

The Force India boys just sneered at him.

If there's a team to watch out for in the race, it's Ferrari.  Everybody ahead of them are starting on the soft tire, which are expected to last maybe 10 laps.  The red cars, however, are on the medium rubber, which seem to run for 25 or so before giving up the ghost.  They're also maybe a second a lap slower.  IF, and that may be a big "if", Ferrari can stay close to the front group, they'll be able to make up the time in the pitstops.

The race is Sunday morning, and F1U! will be along sometime afterwards.  See you then!

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July 05, 2013

F1 Practice: Germany 2013

Normally, I will say that nothing occurred during Friday Practice, and it'll sound world-weary and jaded.  I mean, I've seen literally hundreds of practice sessions, and nothing of importance occurs in the vast majority of them... of course I'm going to sound somewhat beaten down and bored by the whole thing.  You've seen one practice session, you've seen 'em all.  Truly, there's very little in this world more depressing than the sight of a jaded, world-weary duck.

However, today's practice sessions at The Nurb Jr were somewhat different.  Today, nothing important or dramatic occurred, and that's exactly what we wanted.  There were no wild tire blowouts, there were no drivers boycotting the race due to safety concerns, no Pirelli executives being strung up by their wheel nuts, nothing like that at all.  For this race, the tire company from Italy has a Kevlar-backed tire, as in 2012, just with 2013's rubber compound bonded to it.  Which, coincidentally, is what they wanted to bring to Silverstone last week, but such a massive change needs to have unanimity from the teams to be approved.  Three teams (Lotus, Force India, and another that I can't find right now) refused to allow the change, saying "we built our cars to work with these tires, if the others didn't, that's their lookout." 

Well, after the issues at Silverstone, the FIA stepped in and said "make the changes, Pirelli."  They also made mandatory a number of things that Pirelli could only suggest the teams do: run the tires at a certain PSI level, limit negative camber amount, prevent teams from reversing tire sides, so on and so forth.  Methinks Jean Todt, current President of the FIA, is running for reelection.  So that's where we stand on the tire issue for this race... there'll be a new tire altogether at the next race in Hungary.  I suspect it'll be made out of wire-wrapped armor plating dipped in cyanoacrylate... no way it'll come apart.

Oh, and Marussia's Jules Bianchi had an upset tummy today and missed P1 and most of P2.  I can't tell if the foam padding has been lightly browned or not...

Quals in the morning... see you sometime thereafter!

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July 04, 2013

July 4th, 2013


Enjoy Independence Day, everybody!  Or, for my overseas readers, have a nice Thursday.

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July 02, 2013

F1 On The NBC Networks: Germany 2013

It is called by many names.  Nordschleife.  The Ultimate Track.  Nurburgring.  The Toughest Circuit In The World.  It is best known, though, by the name Jackie Stewart gave it in 1970:  The Green Hell.  12.93 miles long.  154 turns.  Over 1000 feet of difference between the lowest and highest points on the track.  Man and machine race here.  Man and machine die here: somewhere between three and 12 drivers are killed on the Nordschleife, or "North Loop" every year.  A modern Formula 1 race here would be roughly 12 laps long, and be the most exciting spectacle we've ever seen.   Which is why they don't race F1 there anymore.  Instead, for the Grand Prix of Germany, they race on the purpose-built F1 track, which has many names of its own: GP-Strecke.  Green Party Ring.  Ersatzring.  Or, as we here at F1 Update! call it, Nurb Jr.  Let's take a look at this massive letdown, shall we?

This circuit has two strikes against it right from the start.  First, it actually has a turn named after Slappy Schumacher.  Second, it's not the Nordschleif.  It was, however, the site of one of my favorite moments in F1 history, the 2007 Grand Prix of Europe.  Everybody and their brother started the race on dry-weather tires, and by the time the Thundering Herd reached Turn 4, the skies had opened up and most of the North Sea had deposited itself upon the track.  Many, many cars went slithering into the kittylitter at Turn 7, including Vitantonio Liuzzi going down the hill to 7 backwards to gently end up nuzzling a mobile crane.  Meanwhile, Marcus Winklehock, in his first and last F1 drive, had started the race on full wets and had a thirty-second lead on the field... in a SPYKER, no less... when the red flag was thrown.  Ah, good times, good times.

But I digress.  This year's excitement will be all because of tires.  Specifically, Pirelli tires that seem to have a propensity to explode... at least, if you ask the teams, they do.  If you ask Pirelli, the tire failures are down to the teams using them the wrong way.  Now how, I hear you asking, can they be using tires the wrong way?  Well, it's easy if you're in Formula 1.  F1 tires are "handed," if you like: they're designed to be run one way and one way only.  If a tire is made for the right-rear, that's where it's supposed to be put.  Some bright spark discovered that if you switch sides with the rears, they last a little longer, and you might get a little bit of speed bonus, too. So you've got a bunch of teams running around with their rear tires on the wrong sides, with tire pressures too low (16 - 18psi is normal), and then they run over the backside of a curb and they're shocked that the tires fail?  But it's Pirelli's fault.

Drivers were talking about boycotting the race.  Teams were rumbling ominously about being cross with Pirelli... even though if they had agreed to the proposed changes that Pirelli suggested a few races back, these tire failures probably wouldn't have occurred.  And on and on.  In the end, I'll be shocked if Pirelli willingly comes back next year.  "A pox on all of you."

Speaking of poxes: due to the interference from the Tour de Drug Dealers, the race weekend is again all a-jumble.  All I know for sure is that the 2013 Grand Prix of Germany will be on CNBC at 630am on Sunday.  Oh, and that F1U! will be watching everything.  See you soon!

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