1 This duck isn't going to have quite so easy a time.

2 Hmm.  I wonder who would win between Florence and RubberDuckZilla...

3 I wouldn't bet against Florence. She's strong, tough, and smart. And is a master of futuristic high tech.

4 ...but RubberDuckzilla is a rubber duck.  That trumps a furry any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

5 Florence also has access to high explosives. And serious corrosives.

6 RubberDuckzilla is a rubber duck.  With a megasqueaker.  And an attitude.  And two joshikousei on his beak.

7

Which means he cuts a fashionable figure when he goes out for a night on the town.

But that is of little use in a fight to the finish. (heh)

8 It doesn't pay to mess with giant rubber monsters. Sure, sure, you can take down the first one. And maybe the next one. But by then the union is ticked at you, you've got a new one showing up every couple of weeks, and you know one of these days, it's going to be Gamera...

9 I just ran into this: green tap water is due to chloramine.

1 Somebody say duck in a box?

2

So many different ways to take that. Heehee.

That "duck in a  box" you refer to above in your comment. That is crazy! Do you have one!?! The description cracks, cracks, quacks me up!!!!

1 I came here yesterday & earlier today, tried to post a comment & was told I was banned. Is that because I put "none" under Web because I haven't one?
(F1 race spoiler deleted - Wonderduck)
I've followed F1 since I was a teenager, more than a lifetime ago.
Found you on this wkend's Caturday thread on Fark.com. Was it you who posted the rotating series of cat drawings with titles yesterday? I searched for them in the first ~500 this morning (count when I left was 1000+) to no avail. I'd like that series, to use one of them as my avatar on the Brunchma.com site. I recall you (or whoever) said it wasn't yours originally.
Compliments to Momzerduck, even if belatedly. You're fortunate she still lives; ours don't. Furrnandina, our mommacat whose grown boys
are still here, is an affection hog. Ginger, the senior male, is jealous of us viewing the Caturday posts.
Tnx, also mahalo, kiitos, merci, vielen Dank, etc.

2 Hi, Susie.  No idea why it said you were banned yesterday, unless your IP address is related to a "known or suspected spam site", in which case it's inadvertent.

If you're wondering why I deleted part of your comment, please see HERE.  At the time you posted your original comment (1109am), I was still watching the race... just lucky I wasn't browsing at the same time.  Short version, until I post the official F1 Update! for the race, any comment with even a hint of a spoiler is ruthlessly deleted.

The "I'm a tiger... rowr." gif can be seen here!  Enjoy!