As hard as it is to imagine, these Great Guardians OVAs have actually created a small amount of storyline amongst the ridiculous fanservice.  No, I'm not talking about the "sexy cosplay" theme, but episodes three and four had the lingerie battle between Kan-u Unchou and Kakouen Myousai, that ended with the S&M assault on Koukin.  Storyline?  In my Ikkitousen?  It's more likely than you think!

But what does all that have to do with this OVA?  And who's our lucky contestant this time around?

^{...KC Royals two.}

Wait... that figure behind the titles... is it?  Can it be?

^{Why did my nose just start bleeding?}

It IS!  Ryomou Shimei, last seen rescuing Koukin at the end of OVA 4... and it appears that she's out for revenge.

As always, everything beyond this point should be considered extremely Not Safe For Work, but I'll warn you again, just to be sure.

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In the last OVA, we had a legendary lingerie duel between Kan-u Unchou and Kakouen Myousai that ended with...

...to the wailing of otaku everywhere.

Well, next time is here.  Next time is now.

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Our continuing quest to discover if the Ikkitousen Great Guardians series of OVAs can out-perv the Dragon Destiny OVAs, our friends at Studio ARMS have brought us the newest in the "sexy cosplay" contests...

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Continuing with the quest to see if they can out-ecchi the Dragon Destiny OVAs, the good (if somewhat pervy) folks at Studio ARMS have rolled out the second OVA for Ikkitousen Great Guardians. 

It's a high bar to try and clear... do they succeed where they failed the first time around?

^{Boy, it's good to be an otaku...}

And who is our Sexy Cosplayer this time around?

^{The living dead girl herself!}

Obviously, from here on out, everything should be considered NSFW.  Most of it really isn't, but better safe than sorry, neh?

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So now we come to the most important part of Ikkitousen Great Guardians: the obligatory OVAs.  The question is, of course, how will they be able to top the OVAs for Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny?  They didn't quite hit "hentai" with those, but they couldn't come much closer.  Will they go completely bugnutty this time?  Let's find out!

^{I suspect that I AM going to be "entertained".}

Hakufu's mom as MC?  This bodes well... or ill, depending on your point of view.  But what is the "Battle Entertainment Club", and just what the heck does it do?

^{Why did the ice in my glass just melt?}

Oh.  Oh my.  Better than strip poker.

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